The Utopia of the Wastewood Prince
Chapter 55
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Normally, Li Jiaoyang would bring in the project, and then hand it over to Zhang Chunqiang to plan it, and Shen Yi would play a coordinating role.After roughly finalizing the content and direction, Li Jiaoyang took Zhang Chunqiang to meet with the other company. Befuddled, very satisfied with their proposal and pledged full support for their campaign.
After they settled this, they took the copyright authorized by the music company to talk to the video and music platforms, because the entry point is very strange. During this period of time, the platforms have some ideas about cutting into the Two-dimensional market, but the content is not easy to do. , so progress is very slow.This time there is ready-made content sent up, everyone is very happy to talk about it, and the final result is quite satisfactory.Ever since, they replaced the resources on both sides, and led the traffic in like a white wolf with empty gloves.
Because they put the Two-dimensional support platform in the moe circle.
Although MoeQuan is a two-dimensional painting app, this does not prevent Li Jiaoyang from bragging that this is a two-dimensional community, whether you paint cosplay, write novels or make music, you can come and play if you want.A layman can't tell the difference. Isn't that what Li Jiaoyang says?
If you want to participate in the competition, you must sign up in the cute circle, this is monopoly.
Some people think that the moe circle is not a big platform, and there must be no splash if no one participates in this kind of thing.This is very different, they are connected to big platforms, and they have genuine authorization, and the final reward is also very generous. It is a chance to sing an episode of a movie, which is very good for some Two-dimensional singers. Rare.
Just having gimmicks is only part of it, and it really needs some people who can play a leading role to guide it.
"I have dinner with Yue Shangchu on Friday night." Shen Yi said to Zhang Chunqiang, "You and the like can talk to him then."
"OK, no problem!" Zhang Chunqiang gestured.
"Don't worry about him..." Before Shen Yi could finish speaking, Zhang Chunqiang interrupted, "Don't worry, I don't think he likes to meddle in other people's affairs."
Shen Yi nodded: "That's fine."
"Li Siyang!" Zhang Chunqiang leaned his head over and shouted, "Are you busy on Friday night? If you have nothing to do, come and see Yue Shangchu with us!"
Li Jiaoyang is especially generous, as long as he has no other arrangements, he will usually agree.
"However, I arranged a medical examination on Friday afternoon." Shen Yi said, "When I'm done, come to the company to find you and go with me."
Li Jiaoyang said: "Why are you so awesome? It's the first time I heard that the physical examination is scheduled in the afternoon."
"I'm happy." Shen Yi said.
Zhang Chunqiang asked: "Then you can't go directly after the physical examination?"
Li Jiaoyang chuckled and said, "He will definitely get lost, I'm just ashamed to say."
"Will you die if you don't talk?" Shen Yi's face turned cold, "By the way, I have a courier on Friday, just pick it up for me and put it in the meeting room on the second floor." At the end, he specially asked, "Don't look!"
Li Jiaoyang agreed.
The express delivery on Friday came relatively late, and it was delivered after four o'clock in the afternoon.They thought it was just one thing, but they didn't expect it to be a wave.
"Am I supposed to be celebrating the holidays recently?" Li Jiao ah ah Yang sighed, "Shen Xiaoniao really can buy it."
Hu Yunfang, who helped to sign for the receipt, looked at the things on the ground and instructed Li Jiaoyang to say, "Hurry up and move to the second floor."
"Taotao!" Li Jiaoyang called Tong Yu, "Come and move the goods with mom!"
Tong Yu said: "I don't have a mother like you!"
"Tsk tsk, naughty!"
Under Li Jiaoyang's lust and disgust, Tong Yu had no choice but to work as a laborer.Fortunately, Shen Yi only has a lot of things, and some of the boxes are relatively large in size, but not much in weight.The two of them went back and forth twice and they were done moving. Tong Yu still had something to do and went downstairs first. Li Jiaoyang carefully looked at the pile of goods. There was a big box with the words Li Scorching Yang could not read the handwriting, only the word "skirt" could be vaguely made out.
His heart moved, if Shen Yi hadn't specifically emphasized "cannot be dismantled" at that time, he would not have cared.But the more you emphasize it, the more you think about it, and the more you think about it, the more curious you become.
Finally, driven by his strong curiosity, he secretly removed the big box, thinking that he would glue it together later, Shen Yi should not be able to see any problems.
The box was opened, and the wrapping paper was lifted, and there was a dress lying flat inside, but there was a cover on the outside, which didn't look very real.Li Jiaoyang pulled out the skirt and removed the outer cover, and the skirt was completely displayed in front of his eyes.
Li Jiaoyang didn't have any literary germs, so he could only describe this dress as "gorgeous like a wedding dress".The skirt was layered with layers of gauze, dotted with lace bows. Li Jiaoyang touched the upper body for a long time but couldn't figure out whether it was silk or real silk.In short, he felt that Shen Yi's image in his heart had cracked a bit.
"Can I wear this?" Li Jiaoyang frantically imagined how Shen Yi would wear this.Shen Yi was skinny, but a woman's skirt... Li Jiaoyang lifted the skirt until it was at eye level.
You can never predict the trajectory of a straight man's actions, especially when the straight man's head is full of shit.
"It's okay to try it, right?" Li Jiaoyang suddenly had this idea. He didn't know why Shen Yi liked to wear women's clothing, but now that there was no one around, it seemed to be okay to taste it quietly.He turned around and locked the door first, then drew the curtains, and the room was immediately darkened.He only took off the clothes on his upper body, and measured the skirt against his body for a long time before he dared to put it on.
He felt a little bad when he put on a set, but Li Jiaoyang didn't think much about it. He felt that his body and Shen Yi's body were just the difference between wearing Dior Homme fit and tight. That gap shouldn't matter.
He insisted on stuffing it in, and God paid off, he finally stuffed it in, and successfully pulled the zipper up.
It's just very suffocating.
There was a mirror on the wall of the conference room, and Li Jiaoyang walked over with a sigh of relief.Seeing the person in the mirror, he couldn't help laughing, he found it very funny, and he couldn't understand why he had such a weird idea.He shook his head, feeling that he really couldn't do this kind of thing, so he just treated it as hysteria, and quickly took it off and restored it to its original state, as long as nothing happened.
He touched the zipper with his hand, and when he pulled it halfway... he couldn't go any further.
Li Jiaoyang was shocked, turned sideways to face the mirror and quickly tried again, the zipper was stuck there motionless, his shoulders were so wide that he couldn't take it off from top to bottom.My heart went from shock to panic, it's over, what should I do?
He wandered around the conference room several times to see if there were any tools that could help him out, but unfortunately, he found nothing.He took another deep breath, and the finger cover was almost lifted, but the lock of the zipper was still stuck in that position.Li Jiaoyang was anxious like an ant on a hot pot, tossing and tossing for more than 30 minutes, but there was no progress.
When people are anxious, they will sweat, and when they sweat, the clothes will start to stick tightly to the body.The cloth got stuck in the lock, and Li Jiaoyang couldn't get it out of his hands. He was sweating profusely and it was even more difficult to take off his clothes. He was almost stuck in a quagmire.
In Li Jiaoyang's life, he has rarely felt so hopeless as he is now.
He has been in this meeting room for almost four or ten minutes, and it is past five o'clock, will anyone come to him?What if you come to him?
Would it be better to choose to hang himself now?
God Buddha Muhammad Kamisama, who will save him?
There has never been a savior in this world, nor does it rely on gods and emperors. Some people are often afraid of what will come.Just as Li Jiaoyang was thinking about 99 ways to commit suicide, footsteps sounded outside.
"Li Jiaoyang? Where are you?" It was Shen Yi who came back.
What to do? What to do? What to do!Li Jiaoyang ran to the window, this is the second floor, he shouldn't die if he jumped down and escaped.Wait, what is he running?He obviously locked the door, so he pretended to be dead at worst!After get off work in the evening, everyone is gone, so he quietly went outside to find a pair of scissors to cut the skirt open, wouldn't it be all right?
Just as he was thankful for his tact in locking the door behind him, the door creaked open.
"Fuck!" Li Jiaoyang yelled, "Why did you come in! Isn't the door locked!"
Shen Yi was stunned at the time, and said naturally: "The key is on the doorknob." After a second of silence, there was only a "plop", and Shen Yi knelt down on the ground and laughed loudly.
"Hahahahaha!" He laughed so hard he couldn't breathe, "Aren't you an idiot! What kind of skirt are you wearing! You...you...hahahahaha!"
He laughed so hard that he was about to cry, and a group of people from upstairs and downstairs ran up to watch.Is this onlooker worth it?They all laughed like pigs.Several programmers also jokingly called him Miss Li.
At this moment, Li Jiaoyang was wearing a gorgeous little skirt on his upper body, his ripped jeans on his lower body, and a pair of AJs on his feet. He stood in front of everyone like an idiot, really wanting to die.
"Stop laughing!" Li Jiaoyang stomped anxiously, "Find a way to help me take it off!"
"I didn't expect you to have such a hobby!" Zhang Chunqiang wiped away his tears from laughing, "Turn around and let me see... Oh, your cloth is stuck in the lock, it's very difficult to get it out."
"Hey, hey, I'm stuck!" Li Jiaoyang wailed.
"Take it easy!" Shen Yi shouted.Li Jiaoyang was just about to say that Xiaoniao still loves me, when Shen Yi immediately said: "My dress is so precious! I bought it after looking for several purchasing agents!"
"I'll accompany you how much money!" Li Jiaoyang said, "I really can't get it off, so I beg you! Don't you have to go out to meet people later!"
"How dare you!" Shen Yi yelled, "If you dare to cut my skirt, I will cut your ass off!"
"...Didn't I say that I will pay you back?" Li Jiaoyang immediately weakened, "How about paying you double?"
"Is this a question of money?!" Shen Yi was angry, "It's just this one, you ruined it for me, where can I buy a second one? I'm short of your money?"
Li Jiaoyang was about to cry: "Then what should I do!"
Zhang Chunqiang said: "Or you can go out wearing it."
The crowd agrees.
"You want me to die!" Li Jiaoyang yelled out.
Shen Yi patted Li Jiaoyang's head: "Why didn't you think about dying when you wore it? Are you still shameless?"
"I..." Li Jiaoyang really didn't take it for granted, God knows why his brain was flooded at that time, and now he is so embarrassed.
"Mom, I think you look cute in a skirt." Tong Yu covered her mouth and said, "Why don't you just wear it out, what do you think, Your Highness Xiaoniao?"
"Otherwise?" Shen Yi said helplessly, "I'm in a hurry now, so I can't really tear my skirt off. Hey... that's it." Anger is all about anger, but Shen Yi also thinks that Li Jiaoyang is quite cute, His little white hair has grown a bit longer, and the roots of his hair have just been mended, and his head is sweating profusely from anxiety, his hair sticks to his forehead, and his cheeks are rosy.
Well, it's really cute, except that the pants under the skirt are silly.
"Yunfang, come with me to get something." Zhang Chunqiang pulled Hu Yunfang downstairs, and came up again after a while.The two girls held a small box in their hands, which contained various cosmetics. Zhang Chunqiang said to Li Jiaoyang, "Sit down, and I'll clean up for you. You can't go out like this, it will scare Yue Shangchu." .”
"What the hell am I going to do?" Li Jiaoyang took two steps back in fear.
"How can you wear a small skirt without makeup?" Zhang Chunqiang said logically, "You will be treated as a monster!"
"I……"
"Shut up!" Shen Yi yelled at him, "You still have the face to talk?"
Li Jiaoyang really has no face, he can't explain his behavior, it's definitely not acceptable to go out like this now, it's better to listen to Zhang Chunqiang and change his name to pretend to be someone else.Well, call me Li Mingyue, sister, I'm sorry!
Although their small villa is used for office work, everyone treats it like a home, and they can put a copy of all daily necessities. Zhang Chunqiang sometimes goes out at night, and he has a complete range of tools from skin care products to make-up. Bringing a set up, Hu Yunfang and Hu Yunfang, one for hair and one for make-up, couldn't be more happy.
In a short time, the two girls made Li Jiaoyang look like a man.Zhang Chunqiang's make-up skills were excellent, Li Jiaoyang looked at the others pitifully, and actually gave birth to a somewhat pitiful illusion.
A nightmare, must be a nightmare.
"You..." Shen Yi finally spoke, "Can't you take off your pants?"
"Oh." Li Jiaoyang completely gave up resisting. Seeing that Hu Yunfang and Zhang Chunqiang didn't plan to go out, he could only sneak onto the table to take off his pants, and then stepped on his aj and stood up. "So?" he asked.
"Wait a minute." Zhang Chunqiang rummaged through the box again, and threw him a razor, "Shave your legs yourself."
"..." Li Jiaoyang didn't move.Hu Yunfang said: "Hurry up, it's almost time to get off work!"
Li Jiaoyang covered his face and screamed in despair, and had no choice but to resign himself to shaving his legs. Shen Yi added, "Don't forget to shave your armpit hair too."
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With Li Jiaoyang's own hard work, Shen Yi found a few boxes from his pile of couriers and opened them separately. After Li Jiaoyang finished packing, he threw Li Jiaoyang a pair of white pumpkin pants and a pannier , and said, "Put it on."
Li Jiaoyang asked curiously: "What is this?"
"Where are you talking so much nonsense?" Shen Yi didn't bother to pay attention to him, and said to the two girls, "You two avoid it first?"
"All right, all right." Zhang Chunqiang said, "You two, let's play."
Li Jiaoyang and Shen Yi were the only ones left in the room. Shen Yi then taught Li Jiaoyang how to put on a bustle. The skirt that was hanging down suddenly puffed up, and the gorgeousness increased several levels.Shen Yi took out another pair of low-heeled Mary Janes and said to Li Jiaoyang, "This is my last love for you. Come on, put them on."
"Are you so well equipped?" Li Jiaoyang was speechless.
"It's just replenishment!" Shen Yi said, "I bought it new! It's cheaper than you! Look at your shoulders to support my clothes! I didn't beat you to death!" The part of Li Jiaoyang's zipper that was unzipped by the pin was firmly fastened.
"Thank you so much." Li Jiaoyang didn't feel happy at all, "No, I feel so hot." It's summer now, the skirt was already thick, and he wore pumpkin pants and skirts underneath, Li Jiaoyang I just feel that fish can be raised in the crotch, and I subconsciously want to lift the hem of the skirt to fan the wind.
His hand was slapped off by Shen Yi, and Shen Yi said: "You are a lady now, can you pay attention to your image?"
"It's so miserable being a woman." Li Jiaoyang wanted to cry but had no tears.
Shen Yi led Li Jiaoyang downstairs, and everyone was waiting to see the show.With his head down, Li Jiaoyang stood in the hall very uncomfortably, feeling very bad about being publicly executed.Shen Yi added an elongated skirt to the back of his fluffy skirt. Because of his broad shoulders, Shen Yi also found him a small shawl to wear, and carried a small heart-shaped bag on the side, telling him to carry a mobile phone. Yes, very sweet.
After purchasing a complete set, it is unexpectedly not very inconsistent.
"It's not bad." Zhang Chunqiang commented with satisfaction, "In the future, you will really be worthy of your highness Xiaoniao sisters."
"No." Li Jiaoyang's face was dark.
"The hair is also pretty good." Zhang Chunqiang continued, "White Mao Leimu."
Li Jiaoyang asked: "Who is Rem?"
Zhang Chunqiang said: "Ram's sister."
"Who is that Ram?" Li Jiaoyang continued to ask.
"Stop talking nonsense, let's go." Shen Yi said, "Don't be late, it's not good to ask people to wait for us."
Just as he was about to leave, the door of the basement opened. Yang Shuo walked towards the door with a greasy face, opened the door and took it outside, and when he turned his head back, he met these people.When Yang Shuo saw Li Jiaoyang, his eyes that could not be opened for thousands of years behind the foggy glasses suddenly widened, and then bit by bit he showed a strange expression and began to look at Li Jiaoyang.
That's a very standard look of a toad looking at a swan.
"What are you doing?" Li Jiaoyang asked him carelessly.
Yang Shuo was taken aback, and then realized that his actions just now were very embarrassing, and he was also taken aback by the other party's rough voice, so he ran away quickly without saying anything.
"What's wrong with him?" Li Jiaoyang asked the two people around him inexplicably.
"Ghost knows." The two replied together.
The three of them drove to the agreed place. As soon as the door opened, he stretched his thighs and got out of the car without any scruples as usual.This painting is full of strangeness, because this car is very straight, but a man wearing a small foreign skirt got off the driver's seat. He pulled his skirt and looked like he was eating shit.
Even walking is broken, like a moving Christmas tree.
He stuffed the car keys into his heart-shaped bag, one of which fell on the ground without holding it securely, and he habitually bent down to pick it up.How can such a skirt hold back his ninety-degree bow?The butt poked out at once.Without looking, Shen Yi kicked Li Jiaoyang's ass. Li Jiaoyang took two steps forward, turned around and asked in dissatisfaction, "Why are you kicking me?"
"Your ass is almost coming out!" Shen Yi said, "Don't wear my skirt to embarrass yourself!"
Yue Shangchu arrived a little earlier than them. When he saw the three people seated, his usual calm expression couldn't hold back. He looked at Li Jiaoyang, and said after a long time: "I didn't expect that you are quite... hardcore. You were really hardcore before. Did not see it."
Li Jiaoyang asked: "What is hardcore?"
Shen Yi whispered, "He's praising you."
"Oh." Li Jiaoyang smiled, "Thank you! Isn't this... isn't it Two-dimensional! Ha...haha..."
"The hair is pretty, like Rem." Yue Shangchu commented.
Li Jiaoyang asked him: "Who the hell is Rem?"
Yue Shangchu said, "It's Ram's younger sister."
Li Jiaoyang was speechless, so who the hell was it?
"Let's get down to business." Zhang Chunqiang brought up a topic, "Didn't we hold a cover song contest? This time I mainly want to talk to you about it. As far as those singers are concerned, it's too far away from your online supporting circle." It’s not too far away, Daddy, do you think you can help us contact relatives and friends to help us? Of course, it’s not for nothing, you can ask for money or promotion.”
"This..." Yue Shangchu said in a bit of embarrassment, "It's hard for me to answer what you said. How much do you think I want from you?"
Normally, Li Jiaoyang would bring in the project, and then hand it over to Zhang Chunqiang to plan it, and Shen Yi would play a coordinating role.After roughly finalizing the content and direction, Li Jiaoyang took Zhang Chunqiang to meet with the other company. Befuddled, very satisfied with their proposal and pledged full support for their campaign.
After they settled this, they took the copyright authorized by the music company to talk to the video and music platforms, because the entry point is very strange. During this period of time, the platforms have some ideas about cutting into the Two-dimensional market, but the content is not easy to do. , so progress is very slow.This time there is ready-made content sent up, everyone is very happy to talk about it, and the final result is quite satisfactory.Ever since, they replaced the resources on both sides, and led the traffic in like a white wolf with empty gloves.
Because they put the Two-dimensional support platform in the moe circle.
Although MoeQuan is a two-dimensional painting app, this does not prevent Li Jiaoyang from bragging that this is a two-dimensional community, whether you paint cosplay, write novels or make music, you can come and play if you want.A layman can't tell the difference. Isn't that what Li Jiaoyang says?
If you want to participate in the competition, you must sign up in the cute circle, this is monopoly.
Some people think that the moe circle is not a big platform, and there must be no splash if no one participates in this kind of thing.This is very different, they are connected to big platforms, and they have genuine authorization, and the final reward is also very generous. It is a chance to sing an episode of a movie, which is very good for some Two-dimensional singers. Rare.
Just having gimmicks is only part of it, and it really needs some people who can play a leading role to guide it.
"I have dinner with Yue Shangchu on Friday night." Shen Yi said to Zhang Chunqiang, "You and the like can talk to him then."
"OK, no problem!" Zhang Chunqiang gestured.
"Don't worry about him..." Before Shen Yi could finish speaking, Zhang Chunqiang interrupted, "Don't worry, I don't think he likes to meddle in other people's affairs."
Shen Yi nodded: "That's fine."
"Li Siyang!" Zhang Chunqiang leaned his head over and shouted, "Are you busy on Friday night? If you have nothing to do, come and see Yue Shangchu with us!"
Li Jiaoyang is especially generous, as long as he has no other arrangements, he will usually agree.
"However, I arranged a medical examination on Friday afternoon." Shen Yi said, "When I'm done, come to the company to find you and go with me."
Li Jiaoyang said: "Why are you so awesome? It's the first time I heard that the physical examination is scheduled in the afternoon."
"I'm happy." Shen Yi said.
Zhang Chunqiang asked: "Then you can't go directly after the physical examination?"
Li Jiaoyang chuckled and said, "He will definitely get lost, I'm just ashamed to say."
"Will you die if you don't talk?" Shen Yi's face turned cold, "By the way, I have a courier on Friday, just pick it up for me and put it in the meeting room on the second floor." At the end, he specially asked, "Don't look!"
Li Jiaoyang agreed.
The express delivery on Friday came relatively late, and it was delivered after four o'clock in the afternoon.They thought it was just one thing, but they didn't expect it to be a wave.
"Am I supposed to be celebrating the holidays recently?" Li Jiao ah ah Yang sighed, "Shen Xiaoniao really can buy it."
Hu Yunfang, who helped to sign for the receipt, looked at the things on the ground and instructed Li Jiaoyang to say, "Hurry up and move to the second floor."
"Taotao!" Li Jiaoyang called Tong Yu, "Come and move the goods with mom!"
Tong Yu said: "I don't have a mother like you!"
"Tsk tsk, naughty!"
Under Li Jiaoyang's lust and disgust, Tong Yu had no choice but to work as a laborer.Fortunately, Shen Yi only has a lot of things, and some of the boxes are relatively large in size, but not much in weight.The two of them went back and forth twice and they were done moving. Tong Yu still had something to do and went downstairs first. Li Jiaoyang carefully looked at the pile of goods. There was a big box with the words Li Scorching Yang could not read the handwriting, only the word "skirt" could be vaguely made out.
His heart moved, if Shen Yi hadn't specifically emphasized "cannot be dismantled" at that time, he would not have cared.But the more you emphasize it, the more you think about it, and the more you think about it, the more curious you become.
Finally, driven by his strong curiosity, he secretly removed the big box, thinking that he would glue it together later, Shen Yi should not be able to see any problems.
The box was opened, and the wrapping paper was lifted, and there was a dress lying flat inside, but there was a cover on the outside, which didn't look very real.Li Jiaoyang pulled out the skirt and removed the outer cover, and the skirt was completely displayed in front of his eyes.
Li Jiaoyang didn't have any literary germs, so he could only describe this dress as "gorgeous like a wedding dress".The skirt was layered with layers of gauze, dotted with lace bows. Li Jiaoyang touched the upper body for a long time but couldn't figure out whether it was silk or real silk.In short, he felt that Shen Yi's image in his heart had cracked a bit.
"Can I wear this?" Li Jiaoyang frantically imagined how Shen Yi would wear this.Shen Yi was skinny, but a woman's skirt... Li Jiaoyang lifted the skirt until it was at eye level.
You can never predict the trajectory of a straight man's actions, especially when the straight man's head is full of shit.
"It's okay to try it, right?" Li Jiaoyang suddenly had this idea. He didn't know why Shen Yi liked to wear women's clothing, but now that there was no one around, it seemed to be okay to taste it quietly.He turned around and locked the door first, then drew the curtains, and the room was immediately darkened.He only took off the clothes on his upper body, and measured the skirt against his body for a long time before he dared to put it on.
He felt a little bad when he put on a set, but Li Jiaoyang didn't think much about it. He felt that his body and Shen Yi's body were just the difference between wearing Dior Homme fit and tight. That gap shouldn't matter.
He insisted on stuffing it in, and God paid off, he finally stuffed it in, and successfully pulled the zipper up.
It's just very suffocating.
There was a mirror on the wall of the conference room, and Li Jiaoyang walked over with a sigh of relief.Seeing the person in the mirror, he couldn't help laughing, he found it very funny, and he couldn't understand why he had such a weird idea.He shook his head, feeling that he really couldn't do this kind of thing, so he just treated it as hysteria, and quickly took it off and restored it to its original state, as long as nothing happened.
He touched the zipper with his hand, and when he pulled it halfway... he couldn't go any further.
Li Jiaoyang was shocked, turned sideways to face the mirror and quickly tried again, the zipper was stuck there motionless, his shoulders were so wide that he couldn't take it off from top to bottom.My heart went from shock to panic, it's over, what should I do?
He wandered around the conference room several times to see if there were any tools that could help him out, but unfortunately, he found nothing.He took another deep breath, and the finger cover was almost lifted, but the lock of the zipper was still stuck in that position.Li Jiaoyang was anxious like an ant on a hot pot, tossing and tossing for more than 30 minutes, but there was no progress.
When people are anxious, they will sweat, and when they sweat, the clothes will start to stick tightly to the body.The cloth got stuck in the lock, and Li Jiaoyang couldn't get it out of his hands. He was sweating profusely and it was even more difficult to take off his clothes. He was almost stuck in a quagmire.
In Li Jiaoyang's life, he has rarely felt so hopeless as he is now.
He has been in this meeting room for almost four or ten minutes, and it is past five o'clock, will anyone come to him?What if you come to him?
Would it be better to choose to hang himself now?
God Buddha Muhammad Kamisama, who will save him?
There has never been a savior in this world, nor does it rely on gods and emperors. Some people are often afraid of what will come.Just as Li Jiaoyang was thinking about 99 ways to commit suicide, footsteps sounded outside.
"Li Jiaoyang? Where are you?" It was Shen Yi who came back.
What to do? What to do? What to do!Li Jiaoyang ran to the window, this is the second floor, he shouldn't die if he jumped down and escaped.Wait, what is he running?He obviously locked the door, so he pretended to be dead at worst!After get off work in the evening, everyone is gone, so he quietly went outside to find a pair of scissors to cut the skirt open, wouldn't it be all right?
Just as he was thankful for his tact in locking the door behind him, the door creaked open.
"Fuck!" Li Jiaoyang yelled, "Why did you come in! Isn't the door locked!"
Shen Yi was stunned at the time, and said naturally: "The key is on the doorknob." After a second of silence, there was only a "plop", and Shen Yi knelt down on the ground and laughed loudly.
"Hahahahaha!" He laughed so hard he couldn't breathe, "Aren't you an idiot! What kind of skirt are you wearing! You...you...hahahahaha!"
He laughed so hard that he was about to cry, and a group of people from upstairs and downstairs ran up to watch.Is this onlooker worth it?They all laughed like pigs.Several programmers also jokingly called him Miss Li.
At this moment, Li Jiaoyang was wearing a gorgeous little skirt on his upper body, his ripped jeans on his lower body, and a pair of AJs on his feet. He stood in front of everyone like an idiot, really wanting to die.
"Stop laughing!" Li Jiaoyang stomped anxiously, "Find a way to help me take it off!"
"I didn't expect you to have such a hobby!" Zhang Chunqiang wiped away his tears from laughing, "Turn around and let me see... Oh, your cloth is stuck in the lock, it's very difficult to get it out."
"Hey, hey, I'm stuck!" Li Jiaoyang wailed.
"Take it easy!" Shen Yi shouted.Li Jiaoyang was just about to say that Xiaoniao still loves me, when Shen Yi immediately said: "My dress is so precious! I bought it after looking for several purchasing agents!"
"I'll accompany you how much money!" Li Jiaoyang said, "I really can't get it off, so I beg you! Don't you have to go out to meet people later!"
"How dare you!" Shen Yi yelled, "If you dare to cut my skirt, I will cut your ass off!"
"...Didn't I say that I will pay you back?" Li Jiaoyang immediately weakened, "How about paying you double?"
"Is this a question of money?!" Shen Yi was angry, "It's just this one, you ruined it for me, where can I buy a second one? I'm short of your money?"
Li Jiaoyang was about to cry: "Then what should I do!"
Zhang Chunqiang said: "Or you can go out wearing it."
The crowd agrees.
"You want me to die!" Li Jiaoyang yelled out.
Shen Yi patted Li Jiaoyang's head: "Why didn't you think about dying when you wore it? Are you still shameless?"
"I..." Li Jiaoyang really didn't take it for granted, God knows why his brain was flooded at that time, and now he is so embarrassed.
"Mom, I think you look cute in a skirt." Tong Yu covered her mouth and said, "Why don't you just wear it out, what do you think, Your Highness Xiaoniao?"
"Otherwise?" Shen Yi said helplessly, "I'm in a hurry now, so I can't really tear my skirt off. Hey... that's it." Anger is all about anger, but Shen Yi also thinks that Li Jiaoyang is quite cute, His little white hair has grown a bit longer, and the roots of his hair have just been mended, and his head is sweating profusely from anxiety, his hair sticks to his forehead, and his cheeks are rosy.
Well, it's really cute, except that the pants under the skirt are silly.
"Yunfang, come with me to get something." Zhang Chunqiang pulled Hu Yunfang downstairs, and came up again after a while.The two girls held a small box in their hands, which contained various cosmetics. Zhang Chunqiang said to Li Jiaoyang, "Sit down, and I'll clean up for you. You can't go out like this, it will scare Yue Shangchu." .”
"What the hell am I going to do?" Li Jiaoyang took two steps back in fear.
"How can you wear a small skirt without makeup?" Zhang Chunqiang said logically, "You will be treated as a monster!"
"I……"
"Shut up!" Shen Yi yelled at him, "You still have the face to talk?"
Li Jiaoyang really has no face, he can't explain his behavior, it's definitely not acceptable to go out like this now, it's better to listen to Zhang Chunqiang and change his name to pretend to be someone else.Well, call me Li Mingyue, sister, I'm sorry!
Although their small villa is used for office work, everyone treats it like a home, and they can put a copy of all daily necessities. Zhang Chunqiang sometimes goes out at night, and he has a complete range of tools from skin care products to make-up. Bringing a set up, Hu Yunfang and Hu Yunfang, one for hair and one for make-up, couldn't be more happy.
In a short time, the two girls made Li Jiaoyang look like a man.Zhang Chunqiang's make-up skills were excellent, Li Jiaoyang looked at the others pitifully, and actually gave birth to a somewhat pitiful illusion.
A nightmare, must be a nightmare.
"You..." Shen Yi finally spoke, "Can't you take off your pants?"
"Oh." Li Jiaoyang completely gave up resisting. Seeing that Hu Yunfang and Zhang Chunqiang didn't plan to go out, he could only sneak onto the table to take off his pants, and then stepped on his aj and stood up. "So?" he asked.
"Wait a minute." Zhang Chunqiang rummaged through the box again, and threw him a razor, "Shave your legs yourself."
"..." Li Jiaoyang didn't move.Hu Yunfang said: "Hurry up, it's almost time to get off work!"
Li Jiaoyang covered his face and screamed in despair, and had no choice but to resign himself to shaving his legs. Shen Yi added, "Don't forget to shave your armpit hair too."
lore.
With Li Jiaoyang's own hard work, Shen Yi found a few boxes from his pile of couriers and opened them separately. After Li Jiaoyang finished packing, he threw Li Jiaoyang a pair of white pumpkin pants and a pannier , and said, "Put it on."
Li Jiaoyang asked curiously: "What is this?"
"Where are you talking so much nonsense?" Shen Yi didn't bother to pay attention to him, and said to the two girls, "You two avoid it first?"
"All right, all right." Zhang Chunqiang said, "You two, let's play."
Li Jiaoyang and Shen Yi were the only ones left in the room. Shen Yi then taught Li Jiaoyang how to put on a bustle. The skirt that was hanging down suddenly puffed up, and the gorgeousness increased several levels.Shen Yi took out another pair of low-heeled Mary Janes and said to Li Jiaoyang, "This is my last love for you. Come on, put them on."
"Are you so well equipped?" Li Jiaoyang was speechless.
"It's just replenishment!" Shen Yi said, "I bought it new! It's cheaper than you! Look at your shoulders to support my clothes! I didn't beat you to death!" The part of Li Jiaoyang's zipper that was unzipped by the pin was firmly fastened.
"Thank you so much." Li Jiaoyang didn't feel happy at all, "No, I feel so hot." It's summer now, the skirt was already thick, and he wore pumpkin pants and skirts underneath, Li Jiaoyang I just feel that fish can be raised in the crotch, and I subconsciously want to lift the hem of the skirt to fan the wind.
His hand was slapped off by Shen Yi, and Shen Yi said: "You are a lady now, can you pay attention to your image?"
"It's so miserable being a woman." Li Jiaoyang wanted to cry but had no tears.
Shen Yi led Li Jiaoyang downstairs, and everyone was waiting to see the show.With his head down, Li Jiaoyang stood in the hall very uncomfortably, feeling very bad about being publicly executed.Shen Yi added an elongated skirt to the back of his fluffy skirt. Because of his broad shoulders, Shen Yi also found him a small shawl to wear, and carried a small heart-shaped bag on the side, telling him to carry a mobile phone. Yes, very sweet.
After purchasing a complete set, it is unexpectedly not very inconsistent.
"It's not bad." Zhang Chunqiang commented with satisfaction, "In the future, you will really be worthy of your highness Xiaoniao sisters."
"No." Li Jiaoyang's face was dark.
"The hair is also pretty good." Zhang Chunqiang continued, "White Mao Leimu."
Li Jiaoyang asked: "Who is Rem?"
Zhang Chunqiang said: "Ram's sister."
"Who is that Ram?" Li Jiaoyang continued to ask.
"Stop talking nonsense, let's go." Shen Yi said, "Don't be late, it's not good to ask people to wait for us."
Just as he was about to leave, the door of the basement opened. Yang Shuo walked towards the door with a greasy face, opened the door and took it outside, and when he turned his head back, he met these people.When Yang Shuo saw Li Jiaoyang, his eyes that could not be opened for thousands of years behind the foggy glasses suddenly widened, and then bit by bit he showed a strange expression and began to look at Li Jiaoyang.
That's a very standard look of a toad looking at a swan.
"What are you doing?" Li Jiaoyang asked him carelessly.
Yang Shuo was taken aback, and then realized that his actions just now were very embarrassing, and he was also taken aback by the other party's rough voice, so he ran away quickly without saying anything.
"What's wrong with him?" Li Jiaoyang asked the two people around him inexplicably.
"Ghost knows." The two replied together.
The three of them drove to the agreed place. As soon as the door opened, he stretched his thighs and got out of the car without any scruples as usual.This painting is full of strangeness, because this car is very straight, but a man wearing a small foreign skirt got off the driver's seat. He pulled his skirt and looked like he was eating shit.
Even walking is broken, like a moving Christmas tree.
He stuffed the car keys into his heart-shaped bag, one of which fell on the ground without holding it securely, and he habitually bent down to pick it up.How can such a skirt hold back his ninety-degree bow?The butt poked out at once.Without looking, Shen Yi kicked Li Jiaoyang's ass. Li Jiaoyang took two steps forward, turned around and asked in dissatisfaction, "Why are you kicking me?"
"Your ass is almost coming out!" Shen Yi said, "Don't wear my skirt to embarrass yourself!"
Yue Shangchu arrived a little earlier than them. When he saw the three people seated, his usual calm expression couldn't hold back. He looked at Li Jiaoyang, and said after a long time: "I didn't expect that you are quite... hardcore. You were really hardcore before. Did not see it."
Li Jiaoyang asked: "What is hardcore?"
Shen Yi whispered, "He's praising you."
"Oh." Li Jiaoyang smiled, "Thank you! Isn't this... isn't it Two-dimensional! Ha...haha..."
"The hair is pretty, like Rem." Yue Shangchu commented.
Li Jiaoyang asked him: "Who the hell is Rem?"
Yue Shangchu said, "It's Ram's younger sister."
Li Jiaoyang was speechless, so who the hell was it?
"Let's get down to business." Zhang Chunqiang brought up a topic, "Didn't we hold a cover song contest? This time I mainly want to talk to you about it. As far as those singers are concerned, it's too far away from your online supporting circle." It’s not too far away, Daddy, do you think you can help us contact relatives and friends to help us? Of course, it’s not for nothing, you can ask for money or promotion.”
"This..." Yue Shangchu said in a bit of embarrassment, "It's hard for me to answer what you said. How much do you think I want from you?"
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