The Utopia of the Wastewood Prince

In the evening, the QQ group was very lively. Shen Yi used the account of Maoer Niang to lurk in the group, watching Li Jiaoyang play a poor tongue, and occasionally came out to say a few words, all in the tone of a cute girl.

Li Jiaoyang went to bed early compared to the average entrepreneurs, and told everyone to go to bed around eleven o'clock.Shen Yi was also preparing to take a break. At this moment, someone was looking for him on QQ.

Xijiujiu sauce: Cat ears, are you asleep?

Dimensional Girl with Cat Ears: No, what’s the matter meow?

Nishikujiu-chan: I see that you have been drawing recently, and I would like to ask if you want to join our group.

Shen Yi frowned and thought carefully for a long time before he remembered what the group Xi Jiujiu was talking about.In the cute circle, as long as there are certain members, the group leader can be elected to open the group. Li Jiaoyang once introduced him to Xi Jiujiu, the group with the largest cute circle, named Wings of Light Painting League.However, what is interesting is that although the actual manager of this painting alliance is Xi Jiujiu, the team leader is not her, but her husband.What's even more interesting is that this "husband" is a girl through and through.

These two are husbands and wives in name in the online world, little girls, Shen Yi can understand that they like to play such games and make such jokes.He thought for a moment, then tapped his fingers on the keyboard.

Dimensional Girl with Cat Ears: Really?Can I really join?That's great!

Xijiujiu sauce: Then it's settled, I'll add you to the group.

Shen Yi was astonished that he passed it just like that?Don't need any assessment?He pretended to be anxious and asked Xi Jiujiu related questions, and Xi Jiujiu replied that his paintings were beautiful and capable enough.Shen Yi wanted to laugh, because the paintings he posted on Maoer Jiyuanniang's account were all forced to paint by Li Jiaoyang and Hu Yunfang.

As soon as he entered the group, the online people in it rushed out to refresh the screen to welcome the new classmates, and immediately after that, there were photos of the newcomers.While brushing his teeth, Shen Yi blankly typed out pretentious words on his phone to express his refusal, greeting him with all kinds of sentences such as "Oh, no" and "I'm afraid", and secretly slandered why a group of people who came from junior high school The university-based student party is still awake at this hour.

Is the domestic education environment so relaxed now? !

This made Shen Yi couldn't help but think of his fear of being sanctioned by papers while studying abroad.

Nishijiujiu Sauce: Newcomers must take photos when they enter the group!This is a rule.Our cat ears must be a cute cute girl!

The rest agreed one by one, and someone jumped out and said that Xi Jiujiu is a big beauty, alas, our group is really happy, there are so many lovely girls.

Xi Jiujiu typed a series of "hahahaha".

Shen Yi sneered, and said to himself, little friend, you were still chewing candy innocently by the side of the road when brother was making waves on the Internet, right?Obviously, Xi Jiujiu posted photos in this group, and he should look pretty good, so all the people who came in, especially the girls, had to post photos, so that Xi Jiujiu could give everyone a rating and make sure everyone position in the group.

If it's not as good-looking as her, then it's casual.If some are even more beautiful, Shen Yi thought, maybe there will be a good show to watch.

He smiled and spit out the foam in his mouth, then rummaged through the phone for a long time, found a picture and sent it out, intentionally ignoring the follow-up comments.

After waiting for 5 minutes, the phone rang suddenly, it was Li Jiaoyang.

"Hello?" Shen Yi asked, "Didn't you go to sleep? What are you calling me at night?"

"I'm still asking you?" Li Jiaoyang sniffed, talking in a daze, as if he had just woken up, "Send me a black-haired beauty in the middle of the night...you made me sleepy just now."

Shen Yi felt "fuck me" in his heart, and hurriedly looked at his phone. It turned out that when he chose to send the picture, he clicked on the wrong destination. The photo that should have been sent to the group was sent to Li Jiaoyang. He wanted to withdraw it, but the time passed.Shen Yi could only bite the bullet and change the subject: "Then don't look at it, let's talk about how loud the message I sent is, isn't your phone muted, and I can still wake you up?"

Li Jiaoyang said: "I have set up special attention for you, the news you sent me here even vibrates and crackles."

Shen Yi said, "Are you not sick?"

Li Jiaoyang said: "I'm afraid I'll miss your message. Oh no, who is this girl?"

"Who do you care?" Shen Yi said viciously, "Take the dick and go! Good night, goodbye!"

He hung up the phone first, and Li Jiaoyang's oolong happened. He was not in the mood to post pictures in the group to fool the children, so he went offline directly, rinsed his mouth, washed his face and went to bed.Before closing his eyes, he glanced at the group again. Xi Jiujiu was still posting his own pictures in the middle of the night, and several people who hadn't slept kept saying that Xi Jiujiu was making great progress and wanted to learn from her.The girl's beautiful tail was going up to the sky, but she was still speaking modest words.

The child—Shen Yi snorted coldly, and as soon as the phone screen went off, the room plunged into darkness.

When going to work the next day, Li Jiaoyang was late, and walked quietly against the wall after entering the door.Shen Yi poked his head out from behind the screen and asked, "Why are you here so late? Don't you go to work? Yunfang, deduct his salary."

"Okay!" Hu Yunfang cheered.

"Hu Yunfang!" Li Jiaoyang shouted, "Who is your boss!"

Hu Yunfang looked sideways at Shen Yi, then shrugged.Li Jiaoyang's arrogance was instantly extinguished, and he lay down on Shen Yi's table like a dog and said, "Brother, I'm stuck in traffic."

"You won't come out early in the traffic jam?" Shen Yi didn't even look at him.

"It's very early." Li Jiaoyang said, "I just do it occasionally."

Shen Yi said: "As a boss, you can't lead by example, so everyone should be late tomorrow."

"I don't have a reason for this!"

"what reason?"

Li Jiaoyang thought for a while, and began to make up nonsense: "Who told you to send me black silk beauties last night, eh, I didn't realize that Shen Yi, you usually look serious and serious, but I didn't expect you to have such a good taste Tricky. That girl is pretty, who is she? Is it an internet celebrity or an anchor? Do you know him? If so, let me introduce you?" He saw Shen Yi's face getting more and more ugly, and took his phone to find out what happened yesterday. Zhang Tu showed it to Hu Yunfang, "Master Yunfang, do you think this girl is pretty?"

Hu Yunfang took a look and said with a sneer, "Where did the pheasant come from? Eight hundred and one night?"

"Lord Yunfang, why are you so social?" Li Jiaoyang said, "Be a civilized and law-abiding citizen!"

"Li Jiaoyang, don't you have nothing to do today?" Shen Yi roared, "Give me some work!"

Li Jiaoyang ran up the stairs in small steps, and ran down again after a while, and said to Shen Yi: "That fan contest is about to close, have you sorted it out?"

"I don't have time." Shen Yi said, "Get it yourself."

Li Jiaoyang looked at Hu Yunfang: "Master Yunfang..."

"I don't have time either." Hu Yunfang said, "It's time to pay wages and I have to do the accounts."

The lonely, weak and pitiful CEO had to fiddle with his phone to tidy up. Halfway through the process, he remembered that he could go to a programmer to adjust the painting from the background. He knocked on his forehead, cursed "stupid", and ran up quickly.He didn't tidy up about a third of it until lunch.

Everyone ate on time today. When the aunt called for dinner, everyone was there.

Auntie made dumplings, two kinds of pork lotus root and three fresh stuffing, each with thin skin and big stuffing, lying round on the plate, very appetizing.Shen Yi likes to eat pork and lotus root, but he has a cold tongue, so he can't eat hot ones, so he put some in a small plate and put it in cold water for a while before the hot temperature goes down.

"Auntie, do you have any garlic?" He asked.

"Yes, over there." Auntie pointed, "Peel it off yourself."

Shen Yi took a huge head of garlic and returned it to the dinner table. He was a person who didn't like to do anything. He thought that his aunt would prepare everything, but he felt a little lazy when he saw the whole head.

Coincidentally at this time, Guo Zhiyuan also said: "Give me some after you peel it off."

Shen Yi thought to himself, why don't you peel it off?

Li Jiaoyang put down his job and silently picked up a head of garlic and peeled it.He was sitting next to Shen Yi, with his shoulders shrunk and his head bowed, looking like a little daughter-in-law.

Guo Zhiyuan said: "Hey, doesn't Mr. Li never eat onions, ginger, and garlic?"

"Aren't I serving the people?" Li Jiaoyang said earnestly, "I'll do my best, and I'll die." He rubbed the cloves of garlic he peeled off first, and blew the skin off, and handed it to Shen Yi. ,"for you."

He was flattering Shen Yi.

"Where's mine?" Guo Zhiyuan stretched out his hand.

"I'll give it to you too." Li Jiaoyang put the remaining half head of garlic in Guo Zhiyuan's palm, and ran out with the bowl in his hand, "I'm going to watch the show!"

Guo Zhiyuan said, "Young garlic picker, it's not easy." He stretched out his hand to ask for it, and Shen Yi grabbed the garlic and walked out with his rice bowl.

"Why are you out?" Li Jiaoyang asked.

Shen Yi said, "Let me see what you see."

"Sai Mu Kusuo." Li Jiaoyang said, "I watched it on Station B recently, and thought it was quite fun."

"Yeah." Shen Yi nodded, "It's suitable for a fool like you."

"Is there?" Li Jiaoyang scratched his white hair, "Can't you see?"

Shen Yi said: "I look at the user's drawing, shouldn't this be over?"

Li Jiaoyang threw the other notebook to Shen Yi, and watched cartoons on his desktop.In fact, he can't understand it very well, but because he regards this as a job, his expression is very serious when he watches it. I don't know if he thought he was watching some serious documentary.

"This Xi Jiujiu." Shen Yi called the name, "The painting is much better than before."

Li Jiaoyang said: "Didn't she say that she learned to paint before? Didn't I tell you last time, she has a lot of little sisters, this time the popularity award is probably hers."

Shen Yi looked through other people's paintings, some were drawn by mobile phones and some were drawn by hand-painted boards, the quality was uneven.Generally speaking, this kind of teenage children, and they are not the kind of painters who specialize in mixing with the crowd, it is quite good to be able to draw a personal appearance.This Xi Jiujiu's painting is not to mention in their community, even if it is posted on Weibo, it seems to be a fan giant.

"The progress is too fast." Shen Yi said to himself, "Could it be a genius girl?" He thought again, and asked Li Jiaoyang in a low voice: "Do you think she was the shooter you were looking for, or copied it?" other's?"

"I don't know about this." Li Jiaoyang replied, "Hey, is it important whether a painting is copied or not? It's not a big competition. You didn't copy your homework when you were young?"

Shen Yi was angry: "How can you say such a thing? What's 'copy it, copy it', this is very serious! Also, I have never copied homework! You copied mine!"

"Why are you so serious?" Li Jiaoyang said, "Since you are so suspicious of others, you have to produce evidence. Whoever advocates will provide evidence, you know?"

Shen Yi said: "I just reserve my right to question."

"Then don't talk." Li Jiaoyang stuffed the last bite of dumpling into his mouth, his cheeks puffed up, "It's just a game for children, so it's almost enough, what if they are improving quickly? The competition is over tomorrow, and it's time to They are ranked according to their popularity, anyway, the film studio just wants a network data, so the prizes will be huge.”

Shen Yi shook his hand, too lazy to talk nonsense with Li Jiaoyang.When he had nothing to do in the afternoon, he went to Maoer Jiyuanniang's account to look. In the group photo album, there was a picture posted by Xi Jiujiu before. It was the step-by-step picture of her drawing the entry, and it was also seen by Shen Yi last night. That one, but he didn't think much about it at the time.It seems that this girl has long been unable to hold back her loneliness and showed off her masterpiece.Shen Yi thought, maybe it's because he has been in the dirty adult world for a long time, and he can't help but believe that there must be a demon when things go wrong, thus ignoring the efforts of others.

But Edward Murphy told him, boy, you think too much.