The Utopia of the Wastewood Prince

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lovely?

Huazhimaru looked at Shen Yi and smiled all of a sudden, the meaning of the smile was unclear.Although this word is often mentioned in their mouths, everyone knows in private that there are good and bad in any circle. Do you say it has "love"?Not at all.Especially for people like Huazhimaru who are still in the plot of the second-year girl, it is inevitable that someone stands in front of him and said such a sentence, and it is inevitable to have complicated emotions.

The three of them didn't have much to talk about. After Shen Yi asked Huazhiwan for Mu's contact information, he specifically told Huazhiwan to tell him if Mu had any movements. Huazhiwan nodded. When they were about to leave, Huazhi Maru called them both.

"Can you really help?" She still asked incredulously.

"Do you think we are superheroes?" Li Jiaoyang spoke first, he spoke with a smile, the corners of his mouth showed small canine teeth, and the topic changed, "That's right!"

Huazhiwan's face darkened in an instant, and she detested his stinky fart.Shen Yi smiled and waved his hands, and pulled Li Jiaoyang out of the McDonald's, just in time for the unique afterglow of the sunset in Beijing's winter evening, even though he couldn't resist the biting cold wind, there was still tenderness in his eyes.

"Hahahaha! Do you think we are superheroes? That's right!" Li Jiaoyang rested his hands on the steering wheel and tasted the words, "Little Bird, how are you? Am I handsome?"

"Drive well!" Shen Yi rolled his eyes, "Also, stop listening to audiobooks!"

"Isn't it okay if it's "Full-time Master" this time?" Li Jiaoyang said, "Tangtang told me for a long time, and Xiaotao also said it was okay, but I think he meant it a bit coldly, maybe he was playing games Because I played pretty well, I don’t like Goldfinger in the novel. You know, young people are always very arrogant, and it’s hard for me not to be invincible like the hero of the novel. But they all think I should Look, they said that this is very popular in Two-dimensional, and that it is the starting point male channel article that I would like..."

"No, you won't like it." Shen Yi asserted.

"Why!" Li Jiaoyang was dissatisfied with his strength, he felt that Shen Yi was despising his reading comprehension ability.

"..." Shen Yi thought about it carefully, and found that he couldn't think of any strong reason, so he had to firmly say, "No reason, it's not suitable for you."

Li Jiaoyang felt that Shen Yi was playing hide-and-seek when he was talking to him. Maybe it was because they, Two-dimensional, liked to say that, and he couldn't understand most of his users, so he simply didn't take it seriously, and changed the subject and asked: "Do you have any plans for Mu?"

Shen Yi replied: "It's best to be able to contact Mu, otherwise we don't know the real cause and process of the matter. If we can't, then there is no other way."

Li Jiaoyang thought for a while: "Then what about that little bitch Xi Jiujiu? She must have done it! Why do you think a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl is so bad? We didn't play this way when we were young!"

Shen Yi shook his head: "Everyone knows how to make a small report and sue the teacher, but the object and result are different, and the nature is still the same. Also, we have no evidence to prove that Xi Jiujiu did it, so there is no suspicion, Got it?"

"Why are you so polite, you're still talking to me about obvious things." Li Jiaoyang sighed, "When you talk about this, it reminds me of the time when I was in school and was sued by the group leader for copying homework. Son, it hurts to think about standing for a whole morning."

Thanks to Li Jiaoyang's father, Li Jiaoyang went to a prestigious school all the way. Of course, the so-called prestigious school does not refer to that kind of noble school, but a school with a real school spirit and strict focus on grades.Just getting into a good school wasn't enough, Li Jiaoyang was thrown into the experimental class miserably, surrounded by No. 1 in the city or some other masters of the competition, the pressure was very high.To be honest, although Li Jiaoyang's grades are not good, they are not bad. They are of a very average level, but it depends on who he is compared with.It can be mixed in the ordinary class, but in this experimental class, it is really the last one in the crane.He has also worked hard, and sadly, this gap cannot be made up by hard work.

He felt that his classmates were all monsters, and the most weird one was his deskmate Shen Yi.

Li Jiaoyang secretly observed Shen Yi a few times, and found that Shen Yi did not study hard every day, and occasionally he could find a few comic books from the desk. More popular than dead.

Because the grades were really "poor", the teacher hoped that Shen Yi, who was at the same table, could help Li Jiaoyang, and also hoped that Li Jiaoyang could work hard.At that time, Li Jiaoyang had just come to this class, and he was not familiar with Shen Yi yet. He lowered his head to face the teacher, occasionally turned his head slightly, glanced at Shen Yi from the corner of his eye, and saw Shen Yi's expressionless face. What emotions.

It's over, it must be disgusted!

The facts are somewhat different from what he imagined. Shen Yi didn't coldly say "Don't disturb my study" to him after the teacher left. He just looked Li Jiaoyang up and down, and then said to Li Jiaoyang very indifferently, " If not, just ask."This is very troublesome, because Li Jiaoyang doesn't know all the complicated questions that are comparable to the content of the competition.However, Li Jiaoyang was self-aware, and occasionally only asked Shen Yi for one or two very perverted questions. At first, he was listening to the teacher, and came to maintain a friendly and mutual relationship with Shen Yi within an appropriate range.

Because he was afraid that Shen Yi would tell the teacher about his every move, and the teacher would tell his father.Even though his father wouldn't beat him, but performing him a few sighs and sighs, the world is so cold and people's hearts are gone, and cutting off his pocket money for a few months is enough to make him kneel down and sing Conquer.

That's why Li Jiaoyang secretly observed Shen Yi like an idiot every day, observing his every move, his hobbies, and prescribing the right medicines and bribes based on the information, in an attempt to make Shen Yi show mercy to his subordinates. .

However, Li Jiaoyang was wrong, very wrong.Shen Yi didn't bother to care about his small calculations at all. He was a man with a bottom line, and he would be ashamed to sue the teacher for making a small report.It was their team leader who actually gave Li Jiaoyang a small report, because Li Jiaoyang copied homework and delayed the team leader's handing in homework.This complaint is nothing to worry about. When the teacher came to arrest him, Li Jiaoyang frantically brought out a bunch of things from his desk, and accidentally put together a copy of "Legend of the Sword Wind" that Shen Yi had hidden. Shake it out.

How else can people get between their teeth when they drink cold water while reciting characters?

This is not about Li Jiaoyang, but about Shen Yi.Because at that time Shen Yi had just been "cared for" by teachers and parents because of the decline in the district's unified examination results.

The teacher asked, "Whose is this?"

She, Li Jiaoyang and Shen Yi stared at each other for a long time. Shen Yi just wanted to stand up and admit his mistake, when Li Jiaoyang said, "Mine."

The teacher quickly scanned through the contents, there were probably some unharmonious plots, the angry teacher's face turned black, and he raised his volume and asked again: "Whose?!"

"Me!" Li Jiaoyang replied, the voice was so loud that even Shen Yi was shocked.

The teacher pulled the pages of the book with both hands, and soon, a complete book was shattered into pieces, which were thrown onto the desks of Li Jiaoyang and Shen Yi with a "slap". "Come to my office!" The teacher, who was full of anger, walked out of the classroom first.

Li Jiaoyang followed behind the teacher's butt with his head down, only a certain distance away.Shen Yi watched him leave and let out an "ah", but she didn't know what to say.Li Jiaoyang turned to look at him, but smiled and winked at him, trotted two steps and went out.

The result was that Li Jiaoyang stood alone at the back door of the classroom after being reprimanded by the teacher.During class hours, the corridors were empty. Occasionally, one or two students who came out to fetch things for the teacher would smile at him when they saw him, and he smiled too, which meant that everyone understood.Li Jiaoyang had stood up for Shen Yi in this matter, and he didn't understand why he had a short-circuited brain at that time.Maybe it's because Shen Yi's state after the Waterloo Unified Examination was really miserable, and it took him a lot of effort to make Shen Yi happy as a dog, and it would be very troublesome to coax him again.

When Shen Yi is happy, his life will be easier.This is Li Jiaoyang's clearest cognition since three years in high school.He just stood alone in the corridor looking at the sky outside, the sky was also very silent, but he didn't feel lonely and boring.The hazy sun in the morning turned into the scorching sun at noon, Li Jiaoyang was tired from standing, and complained that the time passed too slowly.But at that time, he didn't realize that when he was a boy, he always flew away and disappeared.

There was a traffic jam on the road for a while, Li Jiaoyang insisted on going back to the company first, calling it the leader's surprise inspection of the working conditions of the employees.Sure enough, after a while, I saw the four people on the first floor who read gossip and played games.

What a system!

"Ahem!" Li Jiaoyang cleared his throat, "Comrades, I'm back!"

Everyone just glanced at him, then bowed their heads and went about their own business.

"Xiaotao, are you playing games again?" Li Jiaoyang smiled and stood in front of Tong Yu's desk with his hands behind his back, as if an old cadre cared for the young back.Tong Yu's game was already at the end. Immediately, his hand speed soared, he pushed the tower and exited. He threw the phone on the table and looked up at Li Jiaoyang: "I'm done."

"Mom didn't say anything, you see you're nervous." Li Jiaoyang's smile deepened, which only made Tong Yu feel chills in his heart.He muttered: "A few days ago, I was still a father, and today I became a mother again. You are really dramaqueen, and you will change after a while! Are you so boring? Don't talk about me! What did you do today? No, there is a game today looking for cooperation, and I haven’t found anyone from Brother Niao.” Under the leadership of Li Jiaoyang, Tang Xiaohui and Tong Yu’s names for Shen Yi have changed. They used to be called V5 when they were users. , and now they are all called Brother Bird. Tang Xiaohui is still a little girl after all, and sometimes she will call Shen Yi Xiaoniao Dada.

It was purely unintentional that she called it that, but no matter how weird it sounded, every time Li Jiaoyang laughed half to death, and Shen Yi couldn't help it.Later, she also felt strange, so she changed Shen Yi's name to "His Royal Highness Xiaoniao", or "Bird Palace".Because she felt that it was not Li Jiaoyang who had actual power in this office, but Shen Yi.

"If it's about work, call me if you can't find me," Shen Yi said.

Zhang Chunqiang joked: "What if it disturbs your 'private life'?"

Tong Yu asked, "What private life?"

Zhang Chunqiang said: "Children, don't ask so many questions, it's not healthy."

Shen Yi had blue veins on his forehead: "Work is important."

"I don't think so." Li Jiaoyang said earnestly, "We can't let Comrade Shen Yi die and die, and we can't delay the lifelong events of comrades! You see, at his age, he doesn't even have a girlfriend. As a His good leader and good friend, I am very anxious." He delivered a speech, and the rest of the people looked at each other, all of them holding back their laughter. "No way!" Li Jiaoyang thought for a while and then emphasized his tone, "I am very concerned about your personal life, and there are still too few girls in the company. I have to find some textile factory to have a friendship with."

"My lord, please be human!" Hu Yunfang had long since died, and put one hand on her forehead, "Tangtang and Xiaotao are still children!"

"Uh... I don't need it anymore." Zhang Chunqiang quickly ran away from Li Jiaoyang with his thermos in hand, "I'm over my age." She pointed to the side with her chin, "You just need to care about Shen Xiaoniao. "

Li Jiaoyang looked at Shen Yi, and Shen Yi flew over with a sharp eye, as if threatening Li Jiaoyang to splatter three feet of blood on the spot if he dared to say a word.

It just so happened that at this time, Liu Zixu from the upstairs ran down to fetch the water. Seeing their lively conversation, he asked, "What are you talking about, so high?"

Shen Yi said: "The CEO wants to introduce someone to you, why not?"

Liu Zixu said face-savingly: "Of course that's good! My lord finally understands the people's sentiments and cares about the personal emotional life of our programmers? Let me tell you, we type codes in front of the computer all day long, and the juicy young man will wither... ..." Tianjin people's broken mouth is vividly reflected in him.

"Go, go!" Li Jiaoyang hurled him back, "It's not for you!"

Everyone chattered a few more words, it was already time to get off work, and everyone scattered like a bird or a beast.Tong Yu and Tang Xiaohui live near the company. The house Li Jiaoyang found for them is within walking distance from the company, so Tong Yu and Tang Xiaohui are the ones who are the least anxious to leave every night.

"Do you want to play games with Dad at night?" Li Jiaoyang asked Tong Yu while pulling him.

"..." Tong Yu thought about his words carefully, looking very conflicted, because Li Jiaoyang was really too good.When they were playing together before, Tong Yu felt that Li Jiaoyang was a rookie in the game through Li Jiaoyang's words and actions, and he was the kind who didn't realize the proper operation and was uncoordinated.Later, he asked and found out that Li Jiaoyang really didn't play games much when he was a student. Tong Yu was surprised and couldn't believe it.He himself is a standard internet-addicted teenager. He has been playing games since he was a child. He is smart. Games did not affect his studies, so his family didn't have much opposition to him.It is precisely because of this cleverness that he has no disadvantages in his game career, and even reached a very high level at one point, and he can play all types of games.

At this time, the young game master was a little reluctant to play with the rookie in front of him, but the other party was his boss, Tong Yu finally said: "Then you don't give it away, you have to listen to the command and play with the support. Can you?"

"Ok, Ok!"

"..." Tong Yu asked, "You don't like playing games, why are you so excited?"

"Because I think you guys like it a lot, just take it as a way to understand the world of young people." Li Jiaoyang replied as a matter of course, "Look, Shen Yi likes to read comics, Brother Qiang likes to read novels, you like to play games, and You are all very proficient in your hobbies. It is a hobby you have cultivated since childhood... But I was different from you when I was in school. I am the most ordinary majority. I only like to play basketball and chase girls, nothing Special hobbies, now have to start from scratch.” As he said, he is a very ordinary passer-by with too many unknown fields, but he has one advantage, that is, he is full of curiosity and enthusiasm for the unknown, and he is willing to learn.

Although learning and learning always make a lot of jokes.

"Okay." Tong Yu said, "You need talent to play games. Obviously you don't have any. Don't hold me back then."

Li Jiaoyang smiled and put his hand on Tong Yu's head: "Does anyone talk to mom like that?"

Since starting his own business, Li Jiaoyang didn't live at home, but rented a single apartment by himself. Firstly, it was close to the company, so activities were more convenient, and secondly, it was far away from home, so he could fly freely without being disciplined.

After taking a bath, he comfortably nestled on the bed and asked Tong Yu to take him to play games. Tong Yu's operation was so good that he couldn't see the way he came from. He knew that Tong Yu could kill the world with him. , Even often can win with all four legs.This means that Li Jiaoyang has been enjoying the joy of the game that does not belong to him from the very beginning, and he is unwilling to face his own rookie level.

Just when the game was at its most critical moment, a phone call came in suddenly, Li Jiaoyang said "Fuck me" in his heart, but he had to answer Shen Yi's call, so he had to play dead and cut out in a hurry .

"Xi Jiujiu is online." Shen Yi said calmly.

"Ahhh?" Li Jiaoyang called out, "Which line are you on, Moequan or QQ?"

Shen Yi said: "It's a QQ group, I've been lurking in it for a long time."

"I'm fucking awesome!" Li Jiaoyang said, "Hurry up and observe secretly, and talk a little bit by the way!"

Shen Yi said: "Didn't you add her friend's WeChat today? Have you chatted?"

"What are you talking about?"

"What are you talking about??"

Li Jiaoyang slapped his forehead: "Look at my memory! I'm going to find her right now... Oh no! What if the two of them share a dormitory? Are you going to wear it?"

Shen Yi sneered and said, "It seems that you really don't understand women."

Li Jiaoyang was dissatisfied: "Why don't I understand?"

"Xi Jiujiu, a little showman, can she play well with a fuel-efficient lamp? It's probably a plastic friendship." Shen Yi analyzed with a nose and eyes, "A rich little handsome guy asks one of them out. Do you think she will?" Share this with your plastic sisters? It would be nice if you don’t provoke them to pry into corners, hehe.” The last “hehe” is extremely sarcasm.

"Wonderful!" Li Jiaoyang was enlightened, "I'll go right away." He sighed while "tsk tsk": "If you say that the heart is still the dirtiest of Brother Bird's heart, even the little girls of seventeen or eighteen will not let it go."

"..." Shen Yi said helplessly, "Don't mess it up."

Li Jiaoyang nodded "Mmm", hung up the phone and went to flirt with his sister. After a while, Tong Yu madly sent a message, asking him why he went and why he ran away suddenly, and whether he wanted to get mixed up.Li Jiaoyang has a straight mind and can only operate in a single thread. When he does one thing, he forgets about other things. Only then did he remember that he was playing a game with Tong Yu.

"Well, the baby is good." Li Jiaoyang said disgustedly, "Dad has something to do now, so I will play with you later."

"Who wants you to play games with me! Am I a child?" Tong Yu was furious, "I'm going to play Dota! Don't bother me! Who wants to take you to play childish mobile games with no technical content all day long? !"

Li Jiaoyang was startled: "Don't you like it?"

"When did I say that I like it? I just have nothing to do!" Tong Yu began to explain frantically, "Do you think mobile games require me to spend any experience to toss? I play Matchmaker all the time in the upper circles! These things just help me maintain my sharpness! Do you know about sharpness? Well, you game rookie doesn’t understand anything at all. Let me tell you that our game circle also has a chain of contempt. Don’t drag me into the mobile game industry. Otherwise, I will really be angry! I won’t play games with you again in the future!”

"Your game circle?" Li Jiaoyang was dumbfounded, "Why are you in the game circle again? And wasn't Dota a mainstream game when we were in school? Are you such an old school at such a young age?"

"Dota is belief! I'm just saying it briefly, it's dota2!" Tong Yu emphasized, "Forget it, I can't explain it to you. I'm going to get down to business now, and you can play your own shit! Goodbye!"

No matter what Li Jiaoyang posted afterwards, Tong Yu really never replied.Li Jiaoyang also doesn't understand, this kid is usually fine with looking at stinky farts, but why is he so serious when he mentions games and talks so much nonsense.Why don't you play professionally if you are so good?

Li Jiaoyang didn't care about this, and prepared to attack the task Shen Yi gave him.Open the wechat list and find the wechat of the girl I added. The name is quite unique, Lan Ye.

He adjusted his mood, carried out emotional precipitation, thought for a long time, checked the time, and typed a line seriously.

"Beauty, are you asleep?"