The Utopia of the Wastewood Prince

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In the hospital, people come and go, flustered and restless, quiet!

Li Jiaoyang opened his eyes, and in just the blink of an eye, he felt his brains shaking like a bowl of tofu brains. There was no time travel, no rebirth, he was still in the modern society, and he still remembered his name, very good.

"Don't pretend to be dead when you wake up!" Zhang Chunqiang knocked on the edge of the bed, "You are really interesting, do you know that I have lost all the face that I can lose in this life?"

"Where's the little bird?" Li Jiaoyang asked.

"Let's go." Zhang Chunqiang replied simply.

"What?" Li Jiaoyang bounced up from the bed like a carp, and was about to get out of bed, but as soon as he moved, the bowl of tofu brain began to sway in his head, and he became dizzy and couldn't distinguish between heaven and earth.He said "Ouch!" Zhang Chunqiang hurriedly helped him to lie down, and cursed, "You're crazy!"

"How did he get away?" Li Jiaoyang asked, "Why did you let him go? He's on the plane now?" After asking several questions in succession, Zhang Chunqiang felt that Li Jiaoyang was about to cry.She was afraid that something would happen to Li Jiaoyang's agitation, so she hurriedly tried to appease him.At this time, the door of the ward opened, and a person walked in after finishing a phone call at the door.

"Little bird..." Li Jiaoyang felt that he might be dreaming.

"What are you looking at me for?" Shen Yi said angrily, "Out of my mind? Mentally retarded! Stupid!"

"I'm retarded, I'm an idiot!" Li Jiaoyang stretched out his hand to touch Shen Yi, "It's great that you didn't leave, I didn't dream, did I?"

"No, come on, let me help you find the feeling of reality." Zhang Chunqiang turned on the phone, and a confession was released at the top of his voice, "I can't live without you", "I, Li Jiaoyang, am not a coward", and what? At the end when he bumped into a pillar, he was telling Li Jiaoyang every minute of every second that this was all done by you, what's the use of being alive, he might as well have been bumped to death at that time.

Shame!

"Deleted! Delete it quickly!" Li Jiaoyang tried to snatch Zhang Chunqiang's phone.Zhang Chunqiang threw the phone to him and said, "I didn't record this, it was posted on the Internet, and it's already trending. Li Jiaoyang, you're famous."

Li Jiaoyang watched the whole process with his mobile phone, and he didn't know many things after that.

It turned out that he bumped his head against the pillar with great force, and he suffered a concussion from the collision, and he fell unconscious on the spot.Shen Yi was taken aback, and hurriedly called an ambulance if he cared if he had any documents.When Li Jiaoyang was pulled into the car, he was still holding on to Shen Yi's wallet. Shen Yi had no choice but Zhang Chunqiang asked Shen Yi to go with them.

After busying around for a long time, the two of them breathed a sigh of relief when the doctor confirmed that nothing serious happened.Zhang Chunqiang looked at Shen Yi, and Shen Yi looked at Zhang Chunqiang, but they didn't even know what to say.It was Zhang Chunqiang who reminded Shen Yi that his luggage was left at the airport, and Shen Yi called to ask.

With such a little effort, Li Jiaoyang woke up.

"Aren't you hungry? Shall I go buy something to eat?" Zhang Chunqiang intentionally evaded, and didn't ask them what they wanted to eat, so he went out to look for food with his bag.The other patients in this ward were also absent, only Shen Yi and Li Jiaoyang were left.

Most afraid of the air suddenly quiet.

"Little Bird, help me take a look." Li Jiaoyang pointed to his pillow, "It feels like something is pressing on it, it's very uncomfortable."

Shen Yi said, "See for yourself."

Li Jiaoyang said: "My head hurts when I move."

Shen Yi was helpless, even if he didn't want to, he couldn't care too much about a sick patient, so he could only bend down to check Li Jiaoyang's pillow resignedly.Unexpectedly, as soon as he bent down, Li Jiaoyang hugged him with both arms and legs, and his movements were so fast that he wondered if Li Jiaoyang was okay at all.

"You! Let me go!" Shen Yi flung himself on Li Jiaoyang's body. The other party hugged him to death. He had no room to struggle, so he could only scold him with a dark face, "Let go!"

"I won't let you go, you should run away." Li Jiaoyang replied shamelessly.He put his arms around Shen Yi's neck, and raised his head to kiss Shen Yi.Shen Yi is not as thick-skinned as him, even if there is no one in the ward, he can't bear it, so he said quickly: "Don't be like this..."

"Then if I don't kiss you, can I hug you?" Li Jiaoyang whispered in Shen Yi's ear, "I hugged you before, but I feel very different now."

Shen Yi couldn't help asking, "What's the difference?"

"A man's body is really hard." Li Jiaoyang replied.

After hearing this answer, Shen Yi really wanted to punch Li Jiaoyang's head like a dog and walk away.

"However." Li Jiaoyang said, "Even if you are a hard rock, I am still willing to hug you and put you in my heart."

Shen Yi thought this was the straight man's last desire to survive, but he didn't expect Li Jiaoyang to have the following: "I never thought I could say such disgusting things before, oh my god, it's so disgusting."

...straight men are quagmire.

"But when I said it, I didn't feel that bad." Li Jiaoyang said to himself, "I thought it would be the end of the world, but nothing happened, but it was quite relaxed. So I like you very much, little bird……"

"You better shut up." Shen Yi said, "It's too OOC."

Li Jiaoyang was still holding Shen Yi in the same position, and Shen Yi couldn't get up for a while, so he rested on Li Jiaoyang's chest. The picture should be very quiet, but the door of the ward was pushed open, Zhang Chunqiang didn't know what Coming back so quickly, I was stunned when I saw this scene, and then shouted: "Fuck/I'm going blind! You two punks!"

"Zhang! Chun! Qiang!" Li Jiaoyang also shouted, "Why did you come back so quickly?" He let go of Shen Yi, so that Shen Yi could at least have a more normal posture to face Zhang Chunqiang.

"It's freezing outside, so I bought something to eat and ran back." Zhang Chunqiang put the bag on the table, "Eat it while it's hot!"

"Oh." Li Jiaoyang sat up slowly, and said to Shen Yi, "You feed me."

Shen Yi said, "How about I slap your face?"

Zhang Chunqiang said: "Don't, it's shameful to waste food. It's better to feed the dog than to hold him."

Even if he was a sick patient, Li Jiaoyang had no status. He picked up the lunch box slowly, took two bites and looked at Shen Yi, looking pitiful.Shen Yi couldn't stand this kind of thing the most, so he simply turned his back and ignored Li Jiaoyang's acting.

"Have you found your luggage?" Zhang Chunqiang asked.

"I said I was looking for it, but there are so many adults and people at the airport, so there may not be any results in a while." Shen Yi said, "There is nothing important in it, except for a limited-edition dress... hey, forget it .”

Zhang Chunqiang also took two bites of food, looked at the time and said, "Let's leave in a while, the hospital won't let you stay at night except those who accompany the bed."

Li Jiaoyang said: "Well, at least give me a bed with you."

"It's just you?" Zhang Chunqiang said, "If it wasn't for the fact that the hospital has free beds these two days, the doctors wouldn't let you in the hospital! You can just lie here for the night, and you can leave tomorrow without any problems. Shen Yi and I will leave later. If you dare to babble, I will immediately call your family and say you are crazy."

"No, brother, I was wrong." Li Jiaoyang hurriedly begged for mercy.

The hospital has a fixed visiting time every day, after which the patient will rest.When the patients in other beds came back from a walk, it was not convenient for Shen Yi and the others to stay longer, so they left after finishing their meal under Li Jiaoyang's persevering gaze.

Before he left the hospital gate, Li Jiaoyang started sending messages to Shen Yi frantically.He was a very coquettish person when he acted coquettishly, and Shen Yi was disgusted by his greasy and crooked appearance, and suddenly felt that his mobile phone was much greasy.

"What's the matter with you? Are you together?" In the taxi, Zhang Chunqiang asked jokingly.

"I don't know." Shen Yi said, "I haven't thought about it either. This... what is this..."

"It's such a simple thing that one person likes another person." Zhang Chunqiang said, "What's the matter, do you still feel that something needs to be prepared? First, there will be more than [-] episodes of chasing sadomasochism, and then more than [-] episodes of psychological struggle. , will it be complete if there are more than [-] episodes of Playing Hard to Get?"

"That's not what I meant. I'm afraid he just made up lies to lie to me in order to keep me here." Shen Yi sighed, "Or to pity me."

Zhang Chunqiang was speechless, thinking that Li Jiaoyang, that idiot who didn't even have any wrinkles in his cerebral cortex, could think of these twists and turns?He just had a bowl of braised stew on his neck, and his head was just taller and more attractive, and it was useless for anything else.Zhang Chunqiang sighed, feeling that Shen Yi was really tortured by a straight man, and he was suspicious.Li Jiaoyang couldn't ask for it when he didn't know it, but now that he asked for it, he lost his confidence and couldn't believe it was true.

In the final analysis, the authorities are fans, but the bystanders are clear.

"I don't think you need to think too much about it. You should know better than me what kind of person Li Jiaoyang is." Zhang Chunqiang said, "I once had a friend who was depressed due to work pressure and couldn't get out of his own world every day. He went to the hospital many times and took a lot of medicine. He almost committed suicide several times. His family and friends were very worried about him. But one day, he suddenly recovered. I asked him why, and he said that his teacher died of illness, and he carried My family went to the teacher's funeral. When the sun came out of the funeral home, he was just shining on him. He seemed to be enlightened for a moment, as if he wanted to think about everything. Although this metaphor may not be appropriate, but I think, realize The feeling of liking someone should be similar to this. It happens in an instant, without any excessive and psychological construction. There is no reason, it’s as simple as that. So you don’t have to look forward and backward and hesitate, live when he loves you and you love Is he having a bad moment?"

"..." Shen Yi looked at Zhang Chunqiang.

Zhang Chunqiang smiled and said, "It took me so long to get it, how can I get it if I don't get a good night's sleep." She smiled evilly, and Shen Yi felt a chill.She added "just kidding", and Shen Yi couldn't get out of this meme.

As soon as he got home at night, Li Jiaoyang bombarded him with news as if he had installed a monitor on him, and a lot of it could be sent out in the middle of taking a shower.Shen Yi's frightening day really didn't feel real, he was confused when he was lying in the clothes, and passed out while holding the phone.In the early morning of the next day, Li Jiaoyang called him to wake him up.

"Fuck/Your mother Li Jiaoyang! Did you hear that! Fuck/Your mother!" Shen Yi yelled into the phone like a sleepy man, then hung up and continued to sleep soundly.

Li Jiaoyang went through the discharge procedures by himself, and it was nothing serious, so he went home after wandering alone.He was sure that Shen Yi would not leave Beijing for the time being, so he contacted Tan Minghui first, saying that he had an accident and was delayed, and told him not to be angry, so he went to find him to make up the contract.

It was just a matter of signing, and it didn't waste much time. After discussing with Tan Minghui for a while, it passed.You're done, and you're ready to pay when you're done.

The problems at work have basically been resolved, and now Li Jiaoyang only has to chatter with Shen Yi.After he came out of the hospital, although he sent a message to Shen Yi and Shen Yihui replied, he still didn't know how to go to Shen Yi.It was the first time for him to have a relationship with a man, and he always felt that he shouldn't treat it like a girl.

He insinuated about Shen Yi's situation from Zhang Chunqiang, Zhang Chunqiang only said that Shen Yi hadn't left with the family house, and she didn't know the rest, and expressed that he didn't want to talk to Li Jiaoyang.

Support discrimination, anti-gay.

Comrade Li Jiaoyang said that Zhang Chunqiang was only envious, jealous and hated outright.

Zhang Chunqiang sneered.

Because there was really no good opportunity to meet, Li Jiaoyang could only temporarily talk about "online dating" with Shen Yi. The content was very simple, greetings in the morning, noon and evening every day, and by the way, order takeout and afternoon tea for Shen Yi.

On a Monday about a few days later, this calm was broken.

On Monday morning, everyone is listless and looks like they want to die. Those who make coffee make coffee and those who eat breakfast eat breakfast, and those who are rotten can do it.While sleepwalking, the doorbell rang.

Li Jiaoyang was the closest to the gate, thinking someone was delivering a courier early in the morning, so he hurriedly opened the door.

When the door opened, he was dumbfounded.

Standing at the door was a handsome and tall young man with neat short hair and a very cold expression on his face.

"You..." Li Jiaoyang raised a stiff finger, "You..."

"What are you?" Shen Yi said, "Get out of the way and let me in."

Li Jiaoyang was pushed away like a stone, Shen Yi walked in, and everyone inside gasped when they saw him.Li Jiaoyang stood at the door like an idiot for a while, then hurried back, walked around Shen Yi twice, and shouted, "Where's my little sister!"

"I'll whip you, Li Jiaoyang." Shen Yi said.

"Where's the hair?" Li Jiaoyang turned around again, "I rely on you to be willing?"

Shen Yi said impatiently, "I'm not bald!"

"But..." Li Jiaoyang gestured for a long time.Shen Yi's short hair is also very good-looking, and it adds a bit more heroism than before, but the change of hairstyle made Li Jiaoyang's vision temporarily unable to adapt, as if he met a brand new Shen Yi.

"Come on." Zhang Chunqiang also came over to smooth things over, although she also liked Shen Yi's flirtatious look when he had long hair.Hair has a special meaning to Shen Yi, and it must have a special purpose to cut it off suddenly. "Why did you come here today?" Zhang Chunqiang asked.

Shen Yi walked to his original position and said, "Go to work."

"Come on!" Zhang Chunqiang shouted.