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Living in the capital is not easy, Shan Weiyi and Hei Boss are renting a double standard room in a three-star hotel.

On this day, Boss Hei came out of the shower and saw himself in full pajamas in the dressing mirror, and couldn't help being in a daze for a moment: You know, in the past, he was such an earthly bastard who would walk around in a pair of underpants after taking a shower. Where can you dress so neatly?

Men's virtues emphasize "going out without grooming appearance, entering without waste decorations", that is to say, you can't dress too coquettishly when you go out, but you can't dress too casually when you are at home.Boss Hei didn't care about this at the beginning, he wore shorts in the dormitory, was whipped several times by the dormitory supervisor, and reluctantly changed it.

Now that he has left the Men's College, he also retains the habit of dressing well.I don't know if he has been subtly influenced by the social atmosphere. If he is shirtless in front of others now, he will feel really uncomfortable in his heart.

And the roommate Shan Weiyi knew how to wear a full set of pajamas from the beginning.

Boss Hei once said jokingly: "I heard that the elders don't wear shirts when they live together. They are either sick or gay."

Shan Weiyi smiled and said, "Well, I am a sick gay."

Hearing that Shan Wei meant GAY, Boss Hei took two steps back with arms folded.

Shan Weiyi explained with a smile: "I'm still a tasteful gay."

Boss Hei was even more panicked when he heard that: tasteful?Isn't it easy to fall in love with a natural dish like me?

——This fucking is earth man's self-confidence.

In order to show that he is not the kind of person who will be tempted casually, Shan Weiyi talked to Boss Hei about his last mission in a leisurely tone: "Have you heard of the S69696 mission?"

When Boss Hei heard the task, he nodded hurriedly: "I heard about it!"

Shan Weiyi said, "I took it."

Boss Hei was in awe when he heard the words: "As expected of a senior!"

Shan Weiyi waved his hand: "It's just luck."

Hei Boss heard this S69696 mission, and couldn't help asking: "So, you seduced five big guys in one go?"

Shan Weiyi smiled and said: "What seduce or not, just make friends."

Boss Hei swallowed, and said, "But they fought for your mecha?"

"What for me? These big guys are shooting at each other, that's an interstellar war, what does it have to do with me, an interstellar nomad?" Shan Weiyi looked innocent.

Boss Hei secretly sighed in his heart: Seniors are seniors!

He asked again, "I heard they bombed...?"

Shan Weiyi said, "I don't know, maybe it is."

Boss Hei was even more surprised: "Aren't you watching?"

Shan Weiyi also looked very surprised: "They are fighting, what am I doing watching? I am a war reporter?"

Boss Hei's eyes widened and he said, "You really don't care about their lives?"

Shan Weiyi patted Hei Boss on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Don't worry, they are just some evil capitalists who want others to go bankrupt when the weather is cold, brain-dead doctors who punish nine clans in Taiyuan Hospital because of their lover's death, and make trouble with feudal emperors, or There is a mentally handicapped person in my heart who is Bai Yueguang who goes to prostitutes and even asks others to poach his kidneys..."

All these plots made Boss Hei very puzzled: "Is there really such a trick..."

"The universe is so big, there are so many wonders." Shanweiyi's gaze was like sunlight, pointing to the farthest place in the interstellar space, "What's more, there is a universe beyond the universe."

What Shan Wei intended to express was actually: He couldn't even look down on the five big bosses who gave their hearts and kidneys to blow up fireworks for him, let alone the evil boss Hei.

But what Boss Hei thought of was: Even the five bosses were seduced by him and they all fucked up for this, so wouldn't I be very dangerous?

——No, I have to quickly find a way to open an extra room.

At this moment, the window suddenly rang.

Shan Weiyi and Hei Boss looked at the window and saw Chen Zhaomei jumping in with a suitcase.

Chen Zhaomei was wearing a set of light men's clothes, holding a large box of unknown weight with one hand, and when it landed, it was extremely light and agile like a feline.

Seeing his appearance, Boss Hei was a little surprised, but after being surprised, he became upset and hummed twice: "What? The princess is coming, we are really disappointed!"

Hearing Boss Hei's strange ambiguity, Chen Zhaomei probably understood what was going on, but he put on a very puzzled look on his face: "What's the matter, Boss? Who made you unhappy?"

Boss Hei can't hide his words. When he heard Chen Zhaomei's question, he poured out the dissatisfaction accumulated in the past few days: "What do you think is the matter with you? You got such a good status, and you didn't even think about helping Brothers, you know that Pidianpidian is following Baigui's back as a licking dog! Have you forgotten what we came to Wuxing for?"

Chen Zhaomei thought to himself: It really is because of this.

Chen Zhaomei smiled and said, "So it's because of this!"

As he said that, Chen Zhaomei came up and apologized to Boss Hei, and explained: "It's not that I ignore you, but that my identity doesn't allow it. I'm a 'woman' now, and getting close to you has a bad reputation for you. But on the other hand, if I cling to Bai Gui, I can ruin his reputation."

Boss Hei didn't quite believe it: "Since when did you spoil his reputation? That Li Lingyu wanted to badmouth him, yet you jumped out to protect him like a fighting cock!"

Chen Zhaomei explained again: "Then I'm not for him, but for the saint. You can see that the saint doesn't like Li Lingyu, and he also protects Baigui, letting Li Lingyu face the wall and think about it. My new The task is related to the saint, so I pretended to protect Bai Gui, in order to get closer to the saint. Look, didn't I succeed? A while ago, the saint even invited me to have tea with her."

Boss Hei was a little bit involved, and was dazed: "Why did you get involved with the saint again?"

Chen Zhaomei thought about having one more person and more strength, so she said: "The task is to let me take down the saint's tears. Alas, I don't know how to take it. It turns out that the saint has no tears!"

Boss Hei was even more dizzy when he heard it: "The saint has no tears?"

Chen Zhaomei nodded: "This seems to be related to the special physique of Wu Xing's special people, just like Baigui has no sweat, and saintess has no tears."

But in fact, Chen Zhaomei had seen Bai Gui sweating.But it wasn't hot sweating, but Bai Gui once shed a cold sweat when she was poisoned.In the same way, if the saint is in a special situation, she may also cry, right?

Boss Hei scratched his head: "What kind of weird missions have the organization received recently? One wants to defile good women and men, and the other wants to capture the tears of saints?"

Chen Zhaomei didn't expect that the black boss, who was heartless and only wanted to do tasks to earn money, would start to have similar thoughts and doubts.

Shan Weiyi didn't answer Boss Hei's words, but just looked at Chen Zhaomei, and asked, "You just said that you didn't get close to us because of our reputation. Then why are you running here again?"

Chen Zhaomei sighed: "Oh! I have no choice!" As he spoke, Chen Zhaomei slapped his thigh: "I was kicked out of the station!"

"What's going on?" Boss Hei was surprised, "Aren't you a noble princess? How did you get kicked out?"

This is not without warning.Chen Zhaomei, a wild princess, has no one and nothing, no one to rely on, and only occupies the title of a princess.He offended Li Lingyu's mother, Master Li the day before yesterday. Master Li held a grudge very much and deliberately wanted to punish Chen Zhaomei.Chen Zhaomei was only recently recognized by the Qi State as a princess, and the formalities for officially notifying the Tian family have not yet been completed.Master Li took advantage of this loophole to prevent Chen Zhaomei from being treated like a princess, and let the Royal Station kick him out.Not only that, the corresponding subsidies, reimbursements, and green channels were all gone, and Chen Zhaomei became an ordinary person without money.

"I can only come here to hang around." Chen Zhaomei said awkwardly.

Hei Boss heard it, and sneered: "Dare you love food and drink, but you didn't expect us. Now that you are down and down, you miss your brother?"

Chen Zhaomei also knew that Boss Hei was angry and couldn't accept herself so easily.But he had already thought of a countermeasure, and said with a smile: "I also know that the boss still has a misunderstanding about me. In order to let the boss clear up the misunderstanding, I decided to help the boss destroy Baigui together."

Hearing what Chen Zhaomei said, Boss Hei's eyes lit up: "Really? What's going on?"

Chen Zhaomei only said: "Because of Li Lingyu's troubles, Bai Gui's reputation has been ruined, and no one wants it. But only 'Princess Mei' still sticks to him and helps him out. So, is he right? So we can only marry Princess Mei? When he gets married, the meat will be on the chopping board, we can do whatever we want?"

Upon hearing this, Boss Hei felt that it was such a reason, and hurriedly said, "Yeah, did you think of this before pretending to be his licking dog?"

Chen Zhaomei choked for a moment before nodding: "Yes, yes, isn't it!"

"So that's how it is," Boss Hei finally let go of his suspicions with Chen Zhaomei, and even raised his thumb happily, "You can come up with such a bad move! You are really a smart old bastard!"

Chen Zhaomei: ...

Shan Weiyi looked at Chen Zhaomei silently, and after a while, he asked, "Then what do you need us to do?"

Chen Zhaomei said: "It's very simple, first help shovel that shameless Mrs. Li's mother and son, and then kill the bandits who made false statements and slandered Bai Gui... This is to make Bai Gui grateful to me, so grateful that I will sacrifice myself Xiang Xu. Then, it’s time to prepare the dowry. The dowry is very important, otherwise how would I marry Bai Gui? You can’t come to propose marriage with two bananas, right?”

Boss Hei scratched his head: "You said it would be easy to deal with those stinky hooligans. But you said that the dowry must meet the specifications of a princess who proposes marriage to a well-known son. Doesn't it cost a lot of money? We don't have that much money. ah!"

Chen Zhaomei also knew that Boss Hei could not mobilize so many resources at this level, so he turned to look at Shan Weiyi: "Mr. Shan, look..."

Shan Weiyi chuckled: ... Do you think I look like a bad guy?

Seeing that Shan Weiyi refused to answer, Chen Zhaomei subconsciously found a way out by himself.As expected of being partners for many years, the two said in unison: How many banks are there nearby?What time does it close?Let's go now, how many houses can we rob before we get off work?

When Shan Weiyi heard that they actually wanted to use "Criminal Law" as "The Book of Getting Rich", he raised his eyebrows helplessly: "Brother Zhaomei, why don't you take your idea to the president, maybe he will sponsor it?"

Chen Zhaomei: ...?My clumsy idea seems to be able to fool Shan Weiyi, so can I fool the president?

Before Chen Zhaomei agreed, Shan Weiyi took out the satellite communicator and directly dialed the number of the CEO's Office.

The connection over there was quickly connected, but the voice of assistant Zhang Yin sounded: "What's the matter?"

Shan Weiyi said, "Well, Brother Zhaomei said he didn't have enough money to spend."

Zhang Yin was startled: "Chen Zhaomei?"

Chen Zhaomei bit the bullet and said, "Yes...it's me..."

He thought to himself: What's the matter with Shan Weiyi? How can you say that I don't have enough money?It should be said that I need more funds to complete the task!Can this person speak?

Chen Zhaomei hurriedly explained: "I am on this mission... In order to support President Shan, I want to change the mission route and need more funds to achieve a win-win idea..."

"Well, I understand." Zhang Yin nodded, then raised his voice and said, "My lord, brother Zhaomei said he doesn't have enough money."

Chen Zhaomei: ……………………