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It's not that Chen Zhaomei didn't stop doing the task just because she wanted to flirt with Bai Gui, he still remembered that he wanted to take the saint's tears—in fact, Chen Zhaomei was also a little ignorant about this task.

During the last flower viewing feast, Chen Zhaomei had obtained the contact information of the saintess Chongcom, and since then she often sent messages to Chongcom to ask him to meet.

Recomb was also very hospitable, and invited Chen Zhaomei to drink tea with her in the Holy Palace.

The holy nurse still has some doubts about this: "You are a man after all, it is not good to have too much contact with women in private."

Recomb smiled and said, "It's okay, nurse, this 'Princess Eyebrow' is also a man."

The nurse was shocked when she heard the words: "There is still such a thing? Can such careless things happen to the princes and royal families?"

Recomb has been able to disguise himself as a woman for so many years, all because of the old saint's insistence on going her own way, and because of the transcendent status of the Holy Palace, which can be isolated from the world.Such conditions are difficult to achieve in other royal families.

Recomb only said: "Princess Mei was not raised in the Duke's family from birth, he was conferred the title of princess only when he came in. Maybe there is some story in the middle that we don't know about."

The wet nurse frowned and said, "This kind of thing is too deviant."

Recomb and smiled: "When it comes to 'deviant', we can't say no to others."

Speaking of this, the wet nurse was even more worried: "Oh, this old slave is really worried about you... Looking at it now, isn't it possible that you will miss a normal marriage in the future?"

Recomb said: "My mother entrusted the temple to me because she hoped that I would shoulder the responsibility of a saint and not be bound by small love, family marriage and childbirth."

The nurse shook her head and sighed: "But, you are a man after all! If a man does not have love, no matter how successful his career is, he cannot be truly happy. A man without women and children is not a complete man."

Recomb's mouth twitched, revealing a half-embarrassed smile: "Well, go and see if Princess Mei is here."

Although the wet nurse is tight-lipped about the recomb, she is still a more traditional woman.Deep down in her heart, a man should still be a wife and a daughter.However, she still serves Recomb and keeps secrets for Recomb because of her loyalty to the Virgin, Mother and Child.This loyalty is more important than her life, and naturally it can surpass the difference between men and women.

The wet nurse went to meet the visiting Chen Zhaomei, and thought that he was a woman disguised as a man, so she looked at him a few more times unconsciously: but seeing this handsome and indistinguishable young man in front of him, today he was wearing the traditional costume of the Central Plains. The light white chest-length skirt is fresh and elegant, the gauze skirt is as light as a feather, the emerald green belt wraps around the slender waist, and jade pendants and bells are hung on both sides, which is exquisite and luxurious.

The wet nurse gathered herself together and thought: What a wonderful child, why don't you vote for a female fetus?

After such a thought, the nurse thought about combing again, and sighed secretly for the impermanence of fate.

Chen Zhaomei led her to the tea room with her wet nurse.

The tea room is an isolated space, a large wall of which is glass to display the beautiful garden.The tables and chairs in the tea room are all pure wood, not brand new, with traces of use for many years, but it adds a heavy texture.

Chong Shu held a glazed tea cup in his palm, and said with a smile, "Princess Mei, you are here."

Chen Zhaomei sat down.Because she had been Bai Gui's servant for a while, Chen Zhaomei still understood some of the tea-tasting etiquette of the nobles here, and she didn't show timidity in front of the recomb.

Recomb chatted with Chen Zhaomei for a few words, and saw Chen Zhaomei take out a basket.Chen Zhaomei only said: "I don't have any gifts to give away. I got some special food from the earth a while ago. Would you like to try it?"

There is a saying that "people are cheap when they are away from home, and things are expensive when they are away from home." When food from the earth comes to Wuxing, they are all very rare imported goods.It doesn't necessarily need to be food with expensive raw materials, as long as it is produced by the earth, it can be sold at a high price.In the same way, Wuxing special products can also become rare items on the earth.

Recomb and said: "Alright, speaking of it, I haven't tasted earth food yet."

In fact, the geographical conditions of the earth and the witch star are similar. Basically, the food that the earth has is available on the witch star.But because the earth's technology is much more advanced, so more than Wu Xing are the products of some modern genetic modification or hybridization.

I saw Chen Zhaomei take out a brightly colored onion from the basket.

Recomb was stunned, and said, "This looks like an onion."

Chen Zhaomei nodded and said, "It's not like, it's just an onion."

He hesitated to recomb.

Chen Zhaomei smiled, and said flickeringly: "But do you think the color of this onion is a little different?" ——Of course it is different, because Chen Zhaomei has dyed it with edible pigments commonly used on earth.

Recomb nodded: "Indeed, the color is different. This onion is quite red, a bit like an apple."

"The holy lady really has good eyesight!" Chen Zhaomei praised, "This is 'apple onion', a new variety of fruit recently researched by earth food experts. It has the bactericidal and anti-cancer effects of onions, and at the same time has the sweet and crisp taste of apples. It’s not on the market yet, it’s a rare item that a familiar interstellar fruit vendor got me.”

Recomb looked at the so-called "apple onion", with doubts and curiosity written all over his face.

After combing again, he said: "It turns out that it is like this, it is really a novelty."

Seeing the girl's innocent face, Chen Zhaomei handed the onion over without any guilt: "Saint, take a bite!"

With such kindness, it is hard to refuse to recomb. After taking the onion, he glanced at Chen Zhaomei hesitantly: "Should I just bite it?"

Chen Zhaomei nodded calmly: "Yes! It's like eating an apple!"

Recomb was dubious, but couldn't resist Chen Zhaomei's persistent persuasion, so he took a bite.After one bite, a pungency rushed straight to the forehead.After combing again, his face froze.

Seeing this, Chen Zhaomei quickly put her hands into her sleeves, where there was a special silk handkerchief—made of a special material that can store liquids.As long as Chen Zhaomei wipes the tears of the saint with this veil, the fibers in the veil will store the tears of the saint.He can extract the stored tears when he returns to the laboratory with a veil.

But he saw that the recomb was choked twice, but he didn't shed tears. He just waved his hand and said, "This doesn't taste like an apple at all."

Chen Zhaomei opened his eyes wide, with a look of surprise on his face: "No way? Why don't you have another sip!"

Recomb wry smile, and took another bite.This time he was mentally prepared when he ate it, so he didn't choke on it, and his expression remained calm. He was able to chew a few bites, and said seriously: "This is really the taste of ordinary onions."

Chen Zhaomei was very disappointed when she saw that there was no sign of tears in her newly combed and clear eyes, so she sat back on her seat and said with disbelief: "No way! But the onion seller said this is fruit flavored! I... ...I... this onion costs 200 yuan!"

After combing again, he said, "Ah, that's it... Didn't you taste it when you bought it?"

Chen Zhaomei scratched her head: "I bought a lot of fruits in one go, how can I taste all of them! But the apples I bought from him are quite apple-flavored. Who knew that the onions he sold had no apple flavor!"

Recomb:  …

Chen Zhaomei picked a super tear-jerking onion for the recomb. After being bitten open, the tear-jerking molecules in the onion floated into the air, making Chen Zhaomei who was sitting across from her eyes moist. Unexpectedly, the recomb still did not shed tears.Chen Zhaomei coughed twice and waved his hands: "This onion is really pungent!"

He combed his head again, and continued to eat onions again and again.

Chen Zhaomei was shocked: "You...why are you still eating?"

Recomb said: "You can't waste food, and you didn't say that this thing costs 200 yuan."

"..." Chen Zhao choked for a moment, "I didn't expect the pampered saint to cherish food and money so much."

Recomb smiled and said, "This is what it should be. Being in a high position, you should warn yourself not to be extravagant." As he spoke, Recomb bit the onion again.

The air was filled with the smell of onions, Chen Zhaomei couldn't hold back the tears, and took a handkerchief from his sleeve to wipe his tears.He had read in the mission materials that the saintess was born with underdeveloped lacrimal glands, but he still gave it a try without giving up, but he didn't expect that the lacrimal glands were not developed to this extent.He sighed involuntarily: "My lady saint is really amazing, eating such choking onions can't make tears come out!"

Recomb replied: "I won't cry."

Chen Zhaomei pretended to be surprised: "Can't shed tears? What does this mean? How can people not shed tears?"

Recomb said: "I don't shed tears, just like Baigui doesn't sweat, it's determined by blood."

Chen Zhaomei inquired curiously: "I also heard that the saint is a person without tears? I didn't expect the rumor to be true!"

Recomb smiled a bit: "It's not that there are no tears at all. If you are really sad, you should cry or you will cry."

At this moment, Chen Zhaomei's cell phone rang.

Hearing the notification tone, Chen Zhaomei's heart beat immediately: this is Bai Gui's exclusive ringtone.

"I'm sorry, I... I'll answer the phone." Chen Zhao said with an apologetic face.

"It's okay." Recomb ate the onion in a rattling manner.

Chen Zhaomei's eyes were sore from the smoke, she pinched her nose and said, "Can I excuse you for a while..."

"Go." Recomb also knew that the onions had smoked Chen Zhao's eyebrows, "I'll finish eating the onions, let the air circulation system breathe out, and then call someone to call you back."

Chen Zhaomei gratefully thanked Chongshu for her thoughtfulness, and left the tea room holding the phone.

After walking outside, Chen Zhaomei raised her mobile phone and found that it was Bai Gui's video call.

Bai Gui made a video call to him, that's really weird, I don't know what the big deal is!

Chen Zhaomei hurriedly pressed the call button, and saw the screen flash, showing everything seen by the camera of Bai Gui's mobile phone—only a blurry shadow in the picture, accompanied by the noise of the crowd.

Bai Gui's cell phone should not be facing anyone, so the angle of view recorded by the camera is rather strange. People can be seen everywhere, and the voices are also very noisy.

Chen Zhaomei thought: It seems that Bai Gui didn't call me, maybe she accidentally touched the call by mistake.That's right, he has no reason to suddenly make a video call to me.

Thinking that the call should have been made by accident, Chen Zhaomei didn't think much about it, and was about to hang up the phone, but heard a familiar annoying voice from the other end of the phone: "Master Bai is willing to come, I'm really glad. I thought I would annoy you if I accidentally made a slip of the tongue last time."

Bai Gui's voice was calm: "How come, Mr. Li is serious."

Hearing this conversation, Chen Zhaomei's face changed: Mr. Li?Isn't Mr. Li the guy who publicized the robbing of white roses at the flower viewing feast?

How could he have any good intentions when he made an appointment with Bai Gui?

Why did Bai Gui go to the appointment?

——Chen Zhaomei's heart suddenly hung up.

Today was originally the day when the top ten of the flower viewing banquet went to the palace for the banquet, and it was also a day when the losers were very frustrated.Li Lingyu held a banquet at his house and posted a post inviting all the unsuccessful candidates to gather together, including Bai Gui.

If Bai Gui didn't go, she would appear a little cautious.Bai Ruchang also advised Bai Gui to go.Bai Gui went to Li's mansion for a banquet.

Li Lingyu greeted Bai Gui with a smile when he saw Bai Gui coming.

Li Lingyu invited the opera troupe to sing at his house, and also gave up a good place to watch the opera in the center for Bai Gui.When others saw it, they all whispered: "It seems that Li Lingyu wants to repair the relationship with Bai Gui?"

"Repair what relationship? You want to restore your reputation!"

At the flower viewing feast, the thoughtless Li Lingyu blatantly and directly said that Bai Gui had been robbed, which already made people feel bad.What's more serious is that he even had a passionate confrontation with Princess Mei - he quarreled with the noble lady in public, which naturally gave people the impression of being too fierce.

Such a reputation will affect Li Lingyu's marriage.Therefore, the parents of the Li family forced Li Lingyu to hold this party, and invited Bai Gui to the house to restore their relationship with Bai Gui in front of everyone.

Li Lingyu reluctantly agreed, and after inviting Bai Gui, he cheered up and had a laugh with Bai Gui.

Bai Guifang is well-known, she is a first-class virtuous and virtuous person, of course she will not embarrass Li Lingyu, and she speaks to Li Lingyu kindly.

After everyone was seated, Li Lingyu gave up the middle viewing seat to Bai Gui.Everyone was amazed: Li Lingyu was always savage and domineering, but he didn't expect to be able to lower his head.

However, this idea was quickly broken——

As soon as the music played on the stage and the actors dressed up and turned out of the stage, everyone's expressions changed one after another.

All present are young men who have learned male virtues, so everyone is familiar with this story on the stage—even Chen Zhaomei, who is separated by a mobile phone, knows the line. Shi's story:

It turned out that there was a beautiful young husband named Chai who encountered bandits together with his wife.The thief saw Chai's beauty and wanted to take him lightly.But the thief just touched Chai's hand, and Chai of Zhenlie immediately raised his knife and chopped off his touched hand.The thief was shocked. At this time, the officers and soldiers rushed to subdue the thief.

Chai was on the verge of falling, and an officer (female) stepped forward to hold his other intact hand.This was nothing at first, but because of molesting by bandits, Chai's sleeve was broken, and the officers and soldiers directly touched the skin of his arm when they supported him.

Chai immediately realized that her only remaining hand had also been touched by a woman she didn't know!

He is dirty!

He had to be amputated again!

But Chai had no hands to cut himself with a knife, so he cried and begged his wife to help him.

The wife couldn't bear it.

Chai burst into tears: "My wife, if you cut me off, all I lose is my hands! But if you don't cut me off, all I lose is my innocence!"

So, with tears in his eyes, his wife chopped off Chai's only remaining hand.

From then on, Chai and his wife continued to live happily together, Chai's deeds of chastity were widely spread, and he became a representative figure of Lie Nan.

This story is too famous, so when the actor came out, everyone knew the story behind it.Everyone immediately thought of Bai Gui, who had been robbed, but Li Lingyu chose this story to satirize Bai Gui?

According to the strictest standard of male morality, even if Bai Gui was not humiliated by bandits, she would at least cut off her hand when encountering such a thing.If you are more aggressive, you will hang yourself with a rope. How can you still participate in the social season as if nothing happened?

In fact, after hearing what happened to Bai Gui, most people had similar thoughts.Strictly speaking, people would question why Bai Gui didn't disfigure her face, cut off her hands or even committed suicide to protect her innocence when bandits robbed her?

Taking a ten thousand step back, even if he doesn't commit suicide or self-mutilation, he should retreat from the world and practice purely, and spend his whole life greening the ancient Buddha, instead of participating in the social season with all his splendor, trying to marry into a famous family with an unclean body.

It seems that this so-called model student of male morality is still trying to gain fame, which is not worthy of his name!

Of course, most of them were not as impulsive as Li Lingyu, and they would not say such words directly to their faces.However, when the play was sung, everyone's eyes could not help but focus on Bai Gui.

Arranged to sit in the middle of watching, Bai Gui naturally became the focus of everyone, and the meaning contained in those eyes was self-evident, like sharp arrows piercing his back.

But his back is still straight, as if nothing can affect his nobility and beauty.

Such a demeanor made many men present puzzled, jealous and even angry.

However, most people remembered their identities and kept a moderate amount of silence.However, some people couldn't help it, pointed at Sang and scolded Huai: "Chai is really chaste! It's just that many modern men don't have such awareness."

Li Lingyu immediately took up the conversation excitedly: "Oh! Isn't it? But such a shameless man can't marry. In this world, except for those who can't eat, which woman would be willing to wear broken shoes?"

This was a bit vulgar, so the other young masters refused to answer, just smiled, and gave Bai Gui the corner of their eyes.

But Bai Gui remained motionless like a mountain.

Everyone couldn't help being a little discouraged, and some were even more angry.

At this moment, someone shouted: "Princess Mei, there are all male relatives inside, you can't force your way!"

——It turned out that after Chen Zhaomei found out that Li Lingyu had invited Bai Gui, she was so worried that she couldn't sit still.He said goodbye to the saint with great apologies, and then rushed into Li's residence in a hurry.

The guests sitting in Li's mansion were shocked when they heard Princess Mei came: "What? Princess Mei? Why did Princess Mei come?"

What is even more surprising is that Bai Gui, who has always been very indifferent to cynicism, seemed to have a too long reflex arc, as if she had just opened up the second channel of Ren and Du, suddenly became ashamed and angry, stood up and turned around, covering her face with her sleeves, everyone watched There was no expression on his face, but he shrugged his shoulders, so he thought he was crying out of anger.

When "Princess Mei" broke in, she happened to see this scene, and said anxiously and angrily, "Li Lingyu, get out of here, princess!"

Li Lingyu was not afraid of him, stood up and shouted: "Well, you are a princess of Qi, dare to play prestige at the feet of the goddess? Don't think that this son can't deal with you!"

Chen Zhaomei sneered, and said, "Come on, you're ugly and your mouth is stinky, I'll see who cleans up who!" Then, he pulled out the long whip from his waist.It is made of special material, light and flexible, it is usually stored in the belt, and when it is needed, it can be pulled at any time to unleash a thunderous force.

Seeing Chen Zhao's brow flashing his weapon, Li Lingyu was startled and angry, but he was not afraid, after all, this was his territory.He shouted: "What do you think this is! Are our soldiers joking?"

After all, this is the official residence of the Li family. At first, the people outside couldn't stop Chen Zhaomei because of his status as a princess.What happened now is another matter.

At this time, Bai Gui came over and stopped between the two of them: "No, don't fight for me. It's my fault...it's all my fault."

Chen Zhao's eyebrows hurt even more: What kind of peerless little pity is this?

Li Lingyu was startled: You have a beautiful face and a green tea diǎo?

Seeing Chen Zhaomei's distressed look at Bai Gui, Li Lingyu was furious again: Sure enough, straight daughters are all blind.Only men know who the real diǎo is!