[Journey to the West] The Great Sage Raising Children Doesn't Prevent Old Age

"Good master!" Lu Jubai happily replied after taking the golden chopstick.

Zhuang Zhou turned his face away and muttered, "It's just a small spell, and it can do this."

Lu Jubai flicked the golden chopsticks, the weight of pure gold was heavy in his hands, Lu Jubai's heart fell back into his stomach, now he doesn't have to worry about eating the overlord's meal.

After a while, all kinds of dishes were served on the table one by one, and the fragrance was overflowing and stimulated Lu Jubai's sense of smell.

Lu Jubai took the lead in adding a piece of fish into the bowl, and placed it in front of Qingyan: "Master, eat first!"

Qingyan looked at Lu Jubai's expectant eyes, and was about to say that he didn't like fish, but Lu Jubai hurriedly added: "Take a bite, Master, this fish has no spines!"

Hehe, my apprentice is so caring, the master and brother Zhuang Zhou will definitely feel very heartwarming, Lu Jubai thought so, took a piece of fish with his chopsticks and put it in the bowl in front of Zhuang Zhou: "Brother Zhuang Zhou, You try it too."

Zhuang Zhou took the fish, picked up the chopsticks and put the fish into his mouth to chew carefully: "This fish tastes very delicious, good brother, can I have another piece for brother?"

With the fish in his mouth, Qingyan glanced silently at Zhuang Zhou. Seeing this scene, Lu Jubai secretly thought something was wrong, and hurriedly lowered his head to eat other dishes and said vaguely: "Brother Zhuang Zhou, if he likes it, the whole plate of fish will be delicious." Give it to Brother Zhuang Zhou, I'll eat the rest."

The atmosphere of eating a meal was a bit weird, Lu Jubai stuffed the food into his mouth with some tasteless food, after all, his physical strength was exhausted after a lot of fighting, if he didn't eat more at this time to replenish his strength and come back, he would be able to eat in a while. How can I get that token after going to the Zhang family? ? ?Get the token early to catch ghosts early, and after catching the ghosts, you can go back to the heaven and continue to play with Xiaohei.

Originally, the strange beast had already been named by Lu Jubai, but somehow it was changed to Xiao Hei. Lu Jubai only knew that he yelled and then he said it, and by the way, the little fairy boy in the palace followed him. Call that black cat.

"Are you the one who bullied my cousin today?"

Lu Jubai was thinking of the black cat fairy boy, but unexpectedly, there was such an impolite person who would choose to eat when he was full, so he replied without raising his head: "That's right."

"And you stole a golden chopstick from my cousin?" Zhang Tianjiao saw the golden outline protruding from Lu Ju's white sleeve with sharp eyes, and continued to ask without changing his expression.

As soon as Lu Jubai heard this, he immediately became a little angry. It was okay for him to admit the things he had done openly, and put the blame on him for the things he hadn't done. Lu Jubai couldn't bear it anymore. Put it on the bowl, and looked up at Zhang Tianjiao: "Ma'am, don't blame me for the theft. After all, your Zhang family is shameless, and I still want it."

"You!" Zhang Tian coquettishly wanted to raise his hand to slap Lu Jubai, but the next moment he saw Zhuang Zhou and Qing Yan sitting behind Lu Jubai, he immediately changed his vicious look, and put down his hand with a smile on his face: "Yes, it's Xiao The woman wronged this little baby, I don't know how to call these two young masters?"

Lu Jubai was struggling with the option of beating women or not just now, seeing Zhang Tianjiao's face-changing speed after seeing her master and brother Zhuang Zhou, she couldn't help but sigh that this woman's face-changing is really faster than people flipping through books, just like this Wanting to go to Xiao to think about my master and mother is simply a daydream!

Although he was complaining about Zhang Tianjiao in his heart, Lu Jubai's face was like that of Tianjiao's, with a bright smile on his face: "Ma'am, the one in blue is my elder brother, named Gu Dalang, and the one in white is my second brother." , called Gu Erlang."

Zhuang Zhou silently swallowed the fish in his mouth, and poured himself a mouthful of thick soup by the way.After hearing Lu Jubai say that Qingyan is his second elder brother, he suddenly felt that his eyes were brighter. In this way, Qingyan is a generation younger than him. What else in this world can be cheaper than taking advantage of Qingyan Can it make him feel at ease? ?Nothing compares.

Zhang Tianjiao listened to Lu Jubai's aunt calling her from the left to the right, her hands clenched into fists in her sleeves, her nails dug into her palms fiercely, she breathed desperately to calm herself down, she was such a sharp-toothed little girl Baby, after you trick him back, you will definitely ask someone to break your tendons and tendons, and make you regret learning to speak after you are crippled by my cousin.

After calming down, Zhang Tianjiao spoke again, and whispered softly: "It turns out that the name the two gentlemen called, the food in this restaurant tastes average, and the little girl's home happens to have fresh seafood and flying crabs, so it's not as good as the two of you." The young master brought this little brother to the little girl's home to have a taste, it can be regarded as Tian Jiao's apology to the two young masters on behalf of the cousin, the cousin has a playful personality, and I hope the two young masters don't take it to heart."

Lu Jubai looked at Zhang Tian Jiao's contrived appearance, and felt that the food he just ate would immediately make him sick.He decisively picked up the spoon in front of him, and fed himself a big mouthful of thick soup.

Seeing that neither of them spoke, Zhuang Zhou thought that it was time for him to appear as the eldest brother, so he coughed lightly twice like Qingyan did: "Since Miss Zhang's invitation is so kind, I can't wait to refuse it." , so let’s go this way?”

Lu Jubai tried his best not to laugh out loud, got up and pulled Qingyan's sleeves, and said like a younger brother coquettishly: "Let's go together, second brother, I want to taste the delicious food from this aunt's house."

"Okay." Qingyan maintained a taciturn attitude, but looked at Lu Jubai who was pulling his sleeves and acting coquettishly with unusually soft eyes, and raised his hand to rub his head.

Zhuang Zhou wiped his mouth, seeing that he was cooperating so hard with Lu Jubai's performance, but Lu Jubai didn't do him any favors, so he took out the gold chopsticks from Lu Jubai's chest by himself, and shouted: "Little Er, pay the bill."

When Zhang Tianjiao saw the golden chopsticks, her eyes became a little straight, and she snatched the golden chopsticks and said, "The dishes in this restaurant are average, and you don't need so much. Let's treat this meal as a little girl's invitation to everyone. It's a little bit." mind."

After saying that, she took out a few pieces of silver from her sleeve and stuffed it into Xiao Er's hand. When she put her hand into the sleeve, the golden chopsticks were also left in the sleeve.

This aunt's acting skills are really amazing. If it is placed in the modern age, I am afraid that she will be the queen of the movie. She is so confident in exchanging scraps of silver for gold.

"This woman wants to pick on your tendons and hamstrings." Qingyan said via voice transmission.

Zhuang Zhou replied nonchalantly: "It's okay, if he dares to touch my younger brother, I will let her fall into the animal realm and suffer all kinds of hardships in the next lifetime, let alone you as the master?"

Lu Jubai walked behind Zhang Tianjiao, and a group of servants walked behind Qingyan and Zhuang Zhou, as if they wanted to keep a close eye on these people, walking closely.

Zhang Tianjiao also turned her head to look behind her from time to time. After all, standing on such a dangerous person as Lu Jubai, she was so brutal, domineering and vicious. After all, she was a woman, how could she beat a man?

"My master is not worth it, how can you have the prestige of Gu Dalang's name?"

"Although there is a rule in the heavens, it is not allowed to use immortal spells to hurt people in the room, but if you want to take your little apprentice to escape, use invisibility or hypnotism, it is not difficult, and you can get away. "

Lu Jubai silently listened to Qingyan chatting with Zhuang Zhou, but he could only complain in his heart and couldn't respond. He couldn't help being a little depressed but also a little happy. flirting.

If Zhuang Zhou and Qing Yan knew about Lu Jubai's thoughts, they would definitely be scolded. The two of them have been innocent friends for thousands of years, how could they change from brother master to master master mother?

"Here we are, the two gentlemen will wait for a while, and wait for the little girl to go in and make arrangements." Zhang Tianjiao hurriedly left a word, and took the lead to enter the Zhang residence.

Seeing that she was completely ignored, Lu Jubai didn't feel depressed, but just carefully observed the gate of the Zhang Mansion. Well, she didn't have the noble style of Nantianmen, nor did she have the unique "temperament" of her master's Immortal Palace gate. Compared with the water gate in the Water Curtain Cave of Huaguo Mountain, Dad, it doesn't have that natural aura, so why did the token come to this house? ?

After being followed for a long time, Zhang Tianjiao came out from the mansion. In just a short while, she changed from the delicate pink dress to a big red pomegranate dress with fragrant shoulders and half-exposed tulle, and half-exposed breasts. .It was also the first time for Lu Jubai to see such a contrived woman, and she was a little surprised.

Zhang Tianjiao slightly bent her body: "Please invite the two gentlemen to come with the young lady, the family banquet has been arranged."

It was the boy who was monitoring Lu Jubai and the others, standing on both sides of the gate of Zhang's mansion in half.Bow down respectfully and say loudly, "Please!"

I'm afraid it's all for the face of the master and brother Zhuang Zhou, Lu Jubai added in his heart, walked ahead and followed Zhang Tianjiao's footsteps, seeing that several people had entered the mansion, the servant also retreated into the mansion, locked up The door was tightly locked.

After bypassing a few rockeries and a small forest, I arrived at the place where Zhang Tianjiao said that the family banquet was held, and it did have the aroma of crabs.Why don't you go find the token after you finish eating?

"If you want to eat, after you become a teacher, raise more spirit crabs in the Bingpo Lake."

Qingyan seemed to see through Lu Jubai's mind, and the sound transmission reached Lu Jubai's ears.

"Let's take a seat. These are some of my daughter's thoughts. The wine is also my daughter's wine that I have brewed for 20 years. You two should try it?" ear.

Lu Jubai sat on the chair gracefully, shook off the goose bumps on his body, then reached out and pulled a crab leg to peel it off.

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Zhou Mi is a dismissed Zhou Gong. His job is to interpret dreams for others. This may be his only skill.

However, he has been fired now, and this only skill is useless, but he will still be dreamed by a man every night.

Lin Cain looked at the man in front of him and said, "Every night I dream that Duke Zhou is in love with me. How can I explain this dream?"

Zhou Mi: "No solution, get out."

"Little Zhou Gong, I dreamed that we were married last night, your taste is really good." Lin Cain held Zhou Mi's hand and licked his lips and said.

Even shivering was not enough to shake off the fright in Zhou Mi's heart, he withdrew his hand abruptly, "You are the devil of the west, and I am the god of the east, how do you get married?"

"It's okay~ just drink the blood."