Year by year

It wasn't until the afternoon that the two of them left the store with more than enough satisfaction.

On the way, Yixin kept yelling about being hungry, and forced me to treat me.I had no choice but to take two people into a restaurant.

After ordering, Xiao Yu smiled and said, "Under Yi Yi's coercion and lure, Qi Han finally spent money."

I gave her a blank look: "Threats? There are threats, but I didn't see the temptations."

Xiao Yu looked at Yi Xin with a smile: "Yi Yi, you can trick Qi Han a bit."

Yi Xin nodded: "Well, good!"

I was taken aback, something was wrong, why did you agree so simply?

Yi Xin looked at me with a big smile: "Qi Han, tell me a joke."

I was speechless, is this a lure?

Xiao Yu clapped her hands aside: "Okay, okay, I like listening to jokes the most, Qi Han hurry up and tell them."

I nodded: "Do you want to bring A?"

"What do you say?"

"Cough cough cough..."

I said, "Then... let's start talking?"

"Yeah!" Yi Xin and Xiao Yu nodded excitedly.

I cleared my throat and said, "Once upon a time there was a girl who liked to eat spicy hot pot, but her boyfriend refused to let her eat it..."

……

After a full 2 ​​minutes, Yi Xin and Xiao Yu looked puzzled: "Then?"

"Gone."

"Gone?"

Yi Xin pondered for another 2 minutes, and suddenly raised her little hand with a flushed face and punched me: "Damn, you brat..."

Xiao Yu continued to be confused: "What do you mean?"

Yi Xin said: "When you grow up, you will understand..."

Xiaoyu: "..."

Yi Xin was very interested: "Qi Han, let's talk again? It's not enough..."

I nodded and said: "Once upon a time, there was a general who married a very beautiful wife, but this wife was very dissolute. When the general was leaving for a battle, he was worried, so he tied a chastity lock for his wife. The general found the most confidant The adjutant gave him the key, and then he went to fight in peace. Not long after he left the city, the adjutant chased after him and said: "Report the general, you have the wrong key!""

Yi Xin: "..."

Xiaoyu: "..."

This time, Xiao Yu also understood, her face flushed immediately, and she whispered: "Qi Han is really a hooligan!"