Year by year

A table of four people just had a meal, and there was nothing to say for a long time.

At this moment, Yi Xin cleared his throat suddenly.The three of us looked up at her together.

She said with interest: "It's boring for us to just eat, why don't we play a game."

Ling Kong nodded again and again: "Okay, then what are you talking about playing?"

"Quiz, me and Qi Han, and you and Xiao Yu (Yi Xin's roommate), ask each other three questions. Whoever loses will have a glass of wine. How about it? Do you dare to come?"

Laughing in the air: "Haha, beauty Yi Xin, there is a way to heaven, you don't go, and there is no way to hell, you break in. I think I have read a lot of poetry and books, and I am the best at quizzes!"

"Okay, let's start!"

Yi Xin took out her mobile phone, tapped the coffee table, her beautiful eyes were full of cunning, and said with a smile, "The first question, please listen to the question: Excuse me, who has become a father-in-law without becoming a father?"

Ling Kong was shocked, his face solemn.

Xiao Yu said: "How is that possible? If you don't become a father, you will have no children, and you will have no grandchildren. It is impossible to be a father-in-law!"

Ling Kong nodded again and again: "Sister Xiaoyu is wise!"

Yi Xin said lightly: "The eunuch is the one who can be a father-in-law without being a father!"

"Depend on……"

Ling Kong was furious, and said: "It's time for me to come up with a question, please listen to the question: A bear without a tail is called a tail bear, so what is the name of a bear without a cock?"

Yi Xin was calm and composed: "Mother bear!"

"Depend on……"

1: 0!

Yi Xin smiled and continued to ask questions: "Second question, please listen to the question: Qi Han traveled to the North Pole, met a polar bear, and was unarmed, how to deal with the polar bear?"

Ling Kong and Xiao Yu were at a loss.

Even I looked at Yi Xin blankly.

Yi Xin smiled softly: "You can make ice swords by peeing..."

"Depend on……"

Several people ran away, and at the last chance, Ling Qi sank to his dantian, and said loudly: "Second question, please listen to the question: After going to the toilet, should I wipe my butt with my left hand or my right hand?"

Yi Xin was stunned for a moment, and could only look at me expectantly.

I smiled slightly: "It's better to use toilet paper..."

"OH~NO..."

The entire army was destroyed, and the Lingkong Army was defeated by 2:0.

Ling Kong refused to admit defeat and wanted to fight Yi Xin again, so I said: "Your quizzes are too vulgar, let's talk about something fresh and refined!"

Yi Xin agreed in a rare way: "Yes, say something fresh and refined!"

Then Yi Xin, Ling Kong, and Xiao Yu all looked at me, and I was also a little dazed, and said helplessly: "After thinking about it, there is really nothing elegant and refined."

……

After a long time, I didn't know if the wine was enough, but I was full after the meal. Ling Kong and I walked out satisfied with our stomachs, leaving Yi Xin gritted his teeth to pay the bill.

After leaving the restaurant, everyone went back to their homes, looking for their mothers.