It was another beautiful weekend, I stretched out on the bed, squinted my eyes and looked at the sunshine outside the window, ah~ what a beautiful day, it would be a pity not to sleep.

When the door was opened, I was dreaming dreamily, half asleep and half awake, listening to those heartless roommates kicking their shoes and shouting loudly, "You see, Yi Mengli is sleeping like a dead pig again."

I turned over and continued to sleep. I love my bed and no one can separate us.Then after a while I heard their low laughter, and a voice whispered in my ear, "Brother Mengli, sister Chuchu is here!"

"What?" I cried out, curling up my bed which was as messy as a pig's nest, stroking my sharp hairstyle, "Where is Chuchu? Chu~"

"Ahahaha~" This group of shameless women held their stomachs and laughed, and then I rolled my eyes and touched my curly hair and pressed down hard, a group of heartless people.

I rode my Emma electric car with breakfast in my mouth to go to a part-time job at a coffee shop a few kilometers away. The wind was so strong that I blown my well-arranged curly hair into a sharp shape. Alas, how much I would have if I didn’t have natural curly hair Ok how good it should be.There is a lot of dust on the road early in the morning, but fortunately my skin is thick enough to defend well.

Looking at the coffee shop with decent decoration in front of me, I smacked my lips to reminisce about the taste of the bread just now, ouch, let’s work!

As soon as he entered the store, Luo Yu's idiot knocked on the forehead, "Hey, are you late again today?"

I resisted going inside, but he was still chattering, "Hey, if I didn't help you, you would have to deduct money from the store manager again. Do you know how to thank me?"

I saw that there were so many people around, held back the anger that reached my heart and continued walking.

"Hey, hey, look at who you put on a face early in the morning, where did you find a good young man like me now, I said I help you like this every day, you don't know what to thank me for, huh? "

As the saying goes, if you can't bear it, you can't bear it. I closed the door of the dressing room very gently, and pushed him onto the cabinet gently, "Friend Xiaoyu, what kind of benefits do you want?"

Luo Yu trembled slightly under my arm, "Ah, no...no need."

I touched his face and said in a teasing tone, "I don't want it now, do I? Oh, your skin is so well maintained. How can I do it? I want to love you! Didn't you eagerly look forward to it just now?" is it on?"

"Don't...ah~~~"

I changed my clothes and watched that brat Luo Yu limping and serving coffee to the guests.Well, I looked at his feet, it seemed to be his hands, no, the feet were a little heavy, and it was pitiful to see him rubbing his waist uncomfortably.But I don't have sympathy for the weak.

On the way home from get off work at noon, I saw a store and suddenly felt thirsty. I stopped to buy a piece of ice cream. Oh, it was so hot this day.I straightened my hair in front of a car, um, pretty cool.Looking at these private cars in front of me, I am used to squinting my mouth and looking at them, local tyrants, I hope I can also have a car of my own soon, and then carry my beloved, haha.

When I was dreaming, the car window in front of me suddenly and slowly slid down, and then I stared at that face and was stunned, ah, it's a male!I couldn't move all of a sudden, so my foolishness just now was seen by others, I looked at him fixedly, but I clearly saw his shallow ridicule.Oh, I'm going, I struggled to move my legs and sprinted for a hundred meters and fled.

After lunch, I was blowing a fan on my own bed in the dormitory, covering my stomach and humming contentedly, when Corn opened the door and came in, I was tripped, and immediately took her bag and hit my leg "Damn it, stretch my legs like this long!"

I folded my legs and curled up on the bed and continued to hum, ouch, it's so comfortable, why is it so comfortable to sleep.

"Don't pay attention to her, she's like a dead pig, just sleep to death." Pure girl, you little fairy.

I hummed, "Bitch, come and serve me, oh my little concubines."

"Go to hell." The commander threw a big pillow just to bury me in it, I hugged the pillow with a smile and continued to hum.

"Oh, pig snort." They wailed at the same time, "Why have we been with you for four years!"

"It's really a disaster for that beautiful little girl like Chuchu." Tiantian answered while playing with her mobile phone Doudi Zhu, "Oh, lovely sister Chuchu! Ouch, you and I made a mistake!"

I threw the pillow on her bed, sir!Said that I was going to die, I was dying!

Chu Chu's full name is Chu Yao, and she was the girlfriend I caught up with when I was a sophomore.It's true that I'm a fellow, I didn't do anything illegal, I didn't kill or set fire, but it's a fact that I like Chu Chu Ai Chu Chu and I love her wholeheartedly.Chuchu girl, what do you say?I won't tell anyone how cute she is, how good-looking, how good, how kind... Anyway, Chuchu is a perfect person in my heart, no one is better than her.Although Chuchu is good at everything but can’t cook, but I can cook, and I can still cook. Whenever I have time with her, I am very satisfied to watch her finish all those things. There is nothing better than looking at myself The one you love is happier and more fulfilled after eating all the things you cook, isn't it?

Hahaha, um, the thing that is a bit annoying recently is the graduation thesis.My smiling sunny face suddenly looked down at my toes. If you could give me a wish, I really hope that I can be with Chuchu all the time, instead of working to earn money plus graduation exam papers.I rubbed my weed-like hair, Chu Chu, I miss you so much.

The light in the room was dim, I stretched out my hands and approached the person on the bed, beautiful and beautiful, hehehehehe.Aww, just as I was about to rush over with a sinister smile, I was slapped on the ground by a ball of white in front of me. I picked up the pillow from the ground and looked at Chu Chu on the bed aggrieved.

"neat?"

She looked at me with a tiger face and hugged her hands, "You, why are you staying here in a good school dormitory?"

I knelt and moved to the edge of the bed, "Chu Chu, it's so cold on the ground, hehe."

"What bad thing did you do and your roommate disliked you?"

I raised my head and blinked my eyes, wanting to burst into tears. No one knows me better than Mr. Chu Chu, those inhumane people in the dormitory ran out and didn’t tell me, damn it, I didn’t bring my keys, and I don’t like looking for the hostess I want a key, so...

"Chuchu, I was abandoned by someone, my wife, just let me come up? Huh?"

"Hmph." She twisted up a corner of the quilt and turned her head, I jumped on her with a cheer, "Hey hey hey, Chuchu."

She was startled and pushed me away with her knees, and I rolled aside, Huh? "It's good for you to sleep on the bed, hum." After speaking, he turned off the wall lamp.I continue, huh?

I still kept that movement in the dark, and after she had slept well, I moved over gently, oh, it smells so sweet.I slowly touched her forearm, smooth and tender.

Just when I was about to reach into her shoulders, she put her hands on my waist and said deeply, "Yi Mengli, if you are restless, I will kick you down." I hurriedly moved my hands Put it away, nod "sleep sleep."

So I really fell asleep. When I was confused, I felt that she leaned her head into my arms. I smashed my mouth and hugged her back, cute.A soft, warm kiss landed on my chin.

The sun shines on the face, ah!On a beautiful day, I turned over and rubbed my pillow to continue sleeping, ouch, it smells so good.Just when I fell into a sweet dream and couldn't extricate myself, I saw Chuchu coming over aggressively with a plastic hammer. Well, the big pink hammer is so cute.

"Yimengli, get up!" She screamed and threw the hammer at my head, and I woke up trembling with fright, "Ouch."

"Get up, it's almost eight o'clock, you want to sleep to death again, don't you?"

I rushed over to hug her, and rubbed her arm, "Oh, my wife let me sleep for a while? I'm still dreaming at this time?" Unexpectedly, she threw me to the ground all of a sudden. Did the pig use my bed as a pig's nest? Have you forgotten what day it is?"

I fell to the ground and was confused, "What day is it today?"

"Yesterday was Sunday, what day of the week did you say today?"

Yesterday was Sunday, today is Monday?I suddenly opened my eyes and got up, my god!I'm going to report on my internship today, and I'm going to be late again. Isn't that female devil in my mentor going to pick my skin off again! "Oh my God, what should I do if the clothes I bought are still in the dormitory? It must be too late to prepare now, Chuchu help me!!!"

I looked at my shorts and crumpled T-shirt and wanted to cry. Am I done for this time?It suddenly became dark in front of my eyes, a piece of cloth was wrapped around my head, ah, did Chu Chu know that I was out of action and wanted to comfort me with my body?I grabbed it off, "Chuchu, hehe."

She sat by the window and shook a glass of water, "Put on these clothes."

I unfolded the clothes to see, skirt?Twist the stiff neck, this lady's dress, the skirt?

"Why are you stunned? Don't hurry!!"

I nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, and tremblingly moved to the bathroom, and was stopped again, "Come back, just change it in front of me, it's not like I haven't seen it!" "I'll wear it, but it's not okay to wear it." Damn it, I don't want to wear it at all.I took off my clothes tremblingly again, and the beautiful woman was still drinking water and tilting her beautiful legs with great interest, woo...

"What are you talking about? It's already eight o'clock and you don't want to go."

I quickly took off my clothes, and then put on the skirt as if I were dead. Anyway, I won't go out if I dress like this.

"Look, it's pretty!" Chuchu came over and pulled me in front of the mirror to help me tidy up. She was very happy. "Our family's Mengmeng has a very good-looking figure and a good-looking figure, even I'm jealous!" I closed my eyes. You don't dare to look at me with closed eyes, Xiao Chuzi, you vicious little lady, you actually asked your husband to wear women's clothing.She patted my head "Watch!"

I squinted at the mirror, ah, the slender figure in the mirror is that lovely girl?On the top is hair like a chicken coop, Mama Mia "Chuchu, Chuchu, I beg you, don't treat me like this, okay, you can tell me to do anything, as long as you don't let me wear women's clothes, it will kill you .”

She pushed me to her dressing table regardless, "Next, I have to do your makeup, and then let you apply for the job beautifully." I struggled desperately, I don't want it, I don't want it, I don't want it...

A few hours later, I stood under the building of the applicant company and checked the time. It was 08:30.Chuchu, you vicious little lady, in order to lie to me, you insisted on saying 06:30 as [-]:[-].They also let me be pressed on the execution ground of the dressing table and tortured me for more than an hour, and let my white legs be exposed to the poisonous sun. I looked at the parasol in my left hand and the bag in my right hand. The building in front of you.Inside the bag is my resume, Ang, can you not apply.

"Oh, I'm going, who is this?" The voice of Baogu's brat came from behind, and she ran over and grabbed my arm and exclaimed, "Yi Mengli, you actually wear a skirt to make up, what a miracle."

What are you exclaiming, you don’t dress like a lady, oh no, you have always been a lady.But don't you keep flirting with me here, okay?We are all married people, I pushed her away, "What the hell, didn't you see the girl?"

"In my image, you have never been such a woman?"

I clenched my fists, and Chu Chu said that wearing a skirt to fight is a female bandit. Although I am a female bandit, there are very few female bandits wearing skirts.Well, I took a deep breath and adjusted my facial expression, "Hehe, Mr. Corn, why are you applying here too?"

Unconscionably retracting her dropped chin, she immediately rolled her eyes, "She looks very ladylike in a skirt, but why does she look like a fool when she speaks? It's really a white skin."

You little bitch, you compliment me beautifully, you really don't know how to appreciate it.

Looking at the serious interviewers sitting in front of me, holding my resume and flipping through it, I sat down seriously.My heart was pounding, this was different from the school's simulated job interview atmosphere, because they were all serious, although I knew this was just an interview for interns, but my legs were still trembling unavoidably, Jade Emperor Avalokitesvara hoped that they would If you don't want me, don't make some weird questions embarrass me.

"Your resume says you like to travel, so what kind of places do you usually choose to travel?"

"Huh?" Travel?I looked at the man with glasses who asked me, wouldn't the first question be why you should apply for our company? "Do you generally like to travel to that place or country?" he asked again.

"I've never been abroad." When I said that, they looked serious.

"Pfft~" The first young man on the left covered his mouth and laughed out loud. The people next to him looked at him, and my old face turned red. This interviewer is so powerful, he knocked me down with one move, ouch It's over, there's nothing to play.

"Ahem, that's the second question." I looked up at the mocking man, your uncle is so gentle, please ask, at worst I am applying for other companies. "Well, have you got a boyfriend yet?" What?What kind of bullshit is this? It's none of your business whether I have a boyfriend or not?I like my mother, okay?

"Well, this, I don't have this right now." I wanted to scold people, what kind of messy topic is this.The lady next to me helped me out, "Well, Ms. Yi, your name sounds really nice. Do you have any good plans for your own work or your upcoming internship in our company?"

Hey, it's finally time to get to the point, but why does Xiami have to ask such difficult questions as soon as he comes up?Planning and planning, I knew that I would have listened to the teacher's nagging when I was in class.I held my sweaty hand, "Well, my work plan is to work hard, work hard, help each other with colleagues, study hard and listen to the leaders..."

The female interviewer interrupted me, "Give me a specific example! If your leader is not satisfied with the work you have stayed up all night and asks you to revise it, but you must finish it in a short time today, how will you deal with it?" The problem?"

This is a small problem "Well, listen carefully to the leader's dissatisfaction with that aspect of me, and try to finish it and apologize to the leader."

She nodded slightly, "Okay, that's it! You go back and wait for the notice."

I blinked and stood up, which was not satisfied with the result, always I was just too weak. "Wait." Just as I was about to go out, a voice stopped me. It was that young man. Do you want to teach me a few words when I leave?Or do you have to break the rules and record my rhythm?

"Well, take your resume back!"

I"……"

Your uncle, you don't want someone as strong, capable and talented as me. I stepped on the small high heels crookedly and rushed to the elevator and pressed it in hard.No eyesight, no eyesight, you will regret losing me as a potential stock.Hey, I grabbed the hem of the skirt, it must be because I was wearing women's clothing, Chu Chu, you don't punish me like this.By the way, how can I explain to the teacher after I go back today? I kept telling her that I was a loser, but she still put me on the first wave of intern applicant blacklist.

The elevator stopped with a ding, and a man and woman walked in. I glanced at it and was startled. Oh my mother, this person looked like someone owed him a lot of money.I turned my face to the elevator wall and looked at myself, Chuchu bought this dress specially for me, and my curly hair was also carefully taken care of, it really looks like that!

"Hey." I couldn't help laughing out loud, and then I saw myself putting my hands on my hair in a smug look, and seeing the person next to me looking at me like an idiot, I put my hands down embarrassingly stand up.Chu Chu said that when she goes out, she must give people a decent appearance.

It's just that the person standing next to me gave me a strange look, um, can I understand it as ridicule and contempt?That's right, I've been ridiculed many times in the past few days, laugh, laugh, you won't have the energy to laugh after laughing.

After leaving the company, I looked back, and it seemed that I was still not good enough. The teachers always said that opportunities are for those who are prepared, but I always think of it a second before I leave. I am not suitable for the workplace. I'd better go back and sell coffee!

When I was depressed, I was suddenly knocked to the ground by a force, and I felt severe pain from my lower body. I fucked you, I kicked my eyes and looked at the culprit. I don’t have eyes when I walk?

"How do you walk, don't you have eyes?" The person next to the man rushed over and pointed at me.

Damn, I haven't spoken yet?I was the one who fell, okay, I haven't said anything yet! "……you!!!"

"What are you, why don't you go away quickly."

You old bastard with red eyes, I just wanted to curse back when I was pulled up, he looked at my leg, "You don't seem to be injured, how can you walk?"

"How do you know I'm not hurt if you don't see it? My ass hurts like hell!"

The surroundings were quiet, and I looked at the man in front of me who obviously couldn't hold back and wanted to laugh.Wait, did I say something again?I took out my hand from the back and waved his hand away. "Forget it, you didn't do it on purpose." I twisted my waist and walked slowly, and I heard his assistant chattering endlessly in the back, you son of a bitch.

"Hey, this is my business card. If you feel uncomfortable, please call me." The man caught up and put a card in my hand, got into the car and left, I stared at his car dealership until he disappeared, Then I slowly moved to the trash can on the side of the road and took a look before throwing it away.This person is still a general manager, but why is his name so ugly, Deng Nei, I couldn't help but twitch the corner of my mouth, he's really talented.

Bye, I threw it into the trash can and turned around to look at my skirt. Hey, there is such a big piece of black ash on the white skirt that I should be scolded again.

"Kneel well." Chu Chu looked down at me kneeling on the ground, and I moved my sore knee. Your uncle, is it the bastard who said that my husband would kneel on the remote control after doing something wrong?Lao Tzu's knees must be crippled!I knelt on the ground pitifully and looked up at Chu Chu's face with tears streaming down my face, "Chu Chu? My knee hurts so much."

"Humph~!"

"Chuchu, I was wrong."

"..."

I continued my efforts, "Chuchu, I will definitely prepare well next time, no more." Seeing her looking at me indifferently, with her mouth tightly pursed, I raised my hand above my head, "I swear! Really, really."

"The [-]-word letter of guarantee doesn't seem to work anymore!" She chuckled slightly, and my heart skipped a beat. Is this unnecessary? "Add another ten thousand, and so on, if you can't finish writing in three days...you don't want to come to my bed anymore!!!" My heart was broken, because her last sentence was so Decided, I rushed forward and hugged her leg, "No, Chuchu, I don't dare anymore, you see that I still have so many words in my thesis, please spare me? Do you have the heart to let me stay up late to write? You Don't you feel sorry for me? Ouch!"

She kicked me away expressionlessly, and I fell to the ground like a feather, cute?Then she turned around and left, I bit my fingers and lay down on the ground, so cute, so elegant! ! !

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