The ace matchmaker of the ghost world

Chapter 1:

I was the monarch of the Nanli Kingdom before my death, and my status was very precious, but I had a habit that couldn't be seen on the stage: I like to match good things.

I didn't want to be the king of this country, but the empress mother cried miserably while holding me in her arms.She was well aware of my habit, so she wiped away her tears and persuaded her hard: "Xuansi, you have to think carefully. If you become the king of this country, you can use the imperial power to designate marriages at will! My mother and I Give it to whoever you want!" From this, it can be seen that my hobby is hereditary.

Therefore, for this privilege, I reluctantly became the king.But my mother lied to me.After I almost killed a pair of young boys by my first marriage, my young heart, which was like a tender green shoot, was smashed into a wrinkled old tree bark by a pile of memorials within a day.Since then, in order to protect the face of the royal family and avoid being crushed by the memorial, I can only be wronged and secretly become a matchmaker.

However, even if you match up one or two couples of guards from time to time to please yourself, you will inevitably feel depressed in the long run.So, in the eighth year of Qifeng in Nanli, I was often lingering in bed because of deep depression in my heart.By chance, I inadvertently learned that the old prime minister who resigned from office had fallen in love with the widow Mei next door, who was holding the old locust tree in circles with a distressed expression on her face.I was kind-hearted, and I was grateful for his contributions to the country and the country, so I ignored the persistent opposition of the court ministers, dragging my sick body and trying my best to match their good deeds.It's a pity that after the matter was completed, I was too emotional for a while, so I didn't catch my breath and died.

Born in the 18th year of Jiayou, died in the 22th year of Qifeng, at the age of [-], I was like a poor person who racked his brains and fought with all the ministers and concubines, but couldn't develop his hobbies, and finally died of aggrieved death.

In the blink of an eye, I came to this world of mortals naked, rolled over a few times, put on a piece of cloth and returned to the original point.With the obsession with my obsession, I gave up the urge to be a human again, willing to be a lonely ghost in the ghost world.

After doing this, I don't know how long I have been doing it, and I have become an old ghost who has experienced many vicissitudes.Of course, I am also a quite carefree old ghost. I like to wander around the ghost world most on weekdays, and occasionally climb up the Biluo tree to pick a few Biluo fruits to play with.Seeing the male ghosts and female ghosts holding hands and talking about love, I was very happy, because most of them were matched by me.

After hanging out in the ghost world for a long time, I worked diligently to make connections, worked tirelessly to build bridges, and finally made my own space. I became the most prestigious matchmaker in the ghost world.

With this gold-lettered signboard, I asked myself to keep my eyes wide open, to see clearly and carefully, and try my best to find male ghosts and female ghosts who can be destined to make a couple.For example, today, I strolled in the ghost world as usual, ate two mouthfuls of the Biluo fruit that I was playing with, and then sat down by the river of death to see if there were male and female ghosts looking at each other.However, after looking around for a few times, I remembered that today's ghost world is really not peaceful, and Shen Tu, who guards the gate of ghosts, has been beaten several times by Fatty.

The reason: the ghost king's spring heart sprouted, he followed my suggestion, dressed up a bit, and went out to look for ghosts.A group of ghost brothers, ghost brothers, ghost sisters and ghost sisters were unrestrained, running around with their hair disheveled, and the horror of ghost crying and roaring was quite grand.

The most typical event: Granny Meng, wearing a little red flower, successfully held hands with Heiwuchang with my great help.被恋爱冲昏头脑的她不顾自己的职责扔了汤铺，狠揍了神荼，蹦跶着谈恋爱去了。General Xuechi had no choice but to pull a male ghost who was said to cook pheasant stewed mushrooms when he was a human being to pretend to be Grandma Meng to cook soup, and this side stabilized the messy situation.

The Naihe Bridge was in such a mess, and the Xiangsheng River did not want to lag behind. The ghosts buried at the bottom of the river rolled around excitedly, overturning the red old man's ferry boat in one fell swoop.In a fit of anger, the old man went to Gu Fan in the Shenhua Palace with the chessboard in his arms for advice on chess skills.Therefore, at the bank of the Jiangsheng River now, a cloud of thick fog surrounds the sky, which is quite terrifying and gloomy. Coupled with the hideous laughter of the ghosts, it is really not a good scene.

I squinted my eyes and swallowed the last bite of Biluoguo, and gently brushed the only red apricot growing by the bank.Glancing at her drooping petals and sluggish appearance, I was quite distressed, so I sighed softly: "You can't get out of the wall, and the widow is also quite sad. Although the widow likes to be a matchmaker, it's hard for a good woman to cook without rice. You You have to know that it is very troublesome to find the person you cheated on."

Since this red apricot can grow so well by the River of Death, it also has a trace or two of flower spirit.If I talked to her in the past, she would stretch out her flowers and leaves and be very lively.I'm afraid I'm very depressed today, but after listening to my comfort, I didn't respond in the slightest.

I was worried, rolled my eyes, and said persistently: "That day Xiaobai carried you back from the world, and planted you here like a baby, and looked at you tenderly from time to time. I only think that he is interested in you." .”

Sure enough, she shook the tender petals, and she looked a little more angry.Only then did I know what she was thinking, and there was another burst of sadness, but she said frankly: "The word love, once eaten, is like a poison, and you are too careless. Let me tell the truth, if you are really right Xiaobai was thinking, so he pulled it out early."

I took another look at her painful appearance as if someone had pinched her heart, and I couldn't bear it, but there was no way to do it in the long run, so I comforted her with gentle words: "Unrequited love is not terrible, and the difference between species is not terrible. What is terrible is you." Love is a person whose heart belongs to. Xiaobai and Heiwuchang are very close, the two partners have hooked up for hundreds of years, and the foundation of their relationship is very strong. How can you shake a small flower?!"

She shook the delicate petals violently, obviously unable to accept such a painful fact, and suddenly stretched the branches and leaves to point to Naihe Bridge.I had an epiphany, knowing that she wanted an explanation, so I supported my forehead and sighed: "This is also my mistake. Grandma Meng came to see me that day, grabbed the corner of my clothes and said that I fell in love with Hei Wuchang and wanted to fall in love. I am very happy, Seeing that Hei Wuchang was alone, he led them along."

"I will figure it out. The ghost world is so big, what kind of ghosts are there? Heiwuchanghe should be the kind of arrogant and awkward duplicity. Ever since Xiaobai brought you back from the world and took good care of you, he has been jealous for a while now. However, Xiaobai didn't notice it. It happened to happen to Grandma Meng again, so when Hei Wuchang lost his temper and went on a date with Grandma Meng, Xiaobai was also sad."

"The widow guesses that Xiaobai and Hei Wuchang will officially be together when Grandma Meng comes back. You will know this sooner or later, don't be sad. Come on, give the widow a smile. No, let's laugh twice."

"Hey, don't curl the leaves like this. Look at your broken-hearted appearance. It's so heartbreaking. In the ghost world, Xiaobai is not the only one who wears white clothes. Isn't Suliu also very good?" I brushed her lightly again. , knowing that she was sad, but he patted his chest and made a guarantee: "Well, who else do you have a crush on? The widow will make him prostrate under the dung at your roots. Or, do you have anyone in the world that you have a crush on?" ? The widow asked Xiaobai to hook you back! He owes you a favor in the end."

She said nothing, and silently rejected me.I sighed, suddenly blissful to my heart, and smiled cheerfully: "Hongxing, look at our king's growth, how about you?"

Hearing that she was suddenly full of energy, trembling with excitement, she literally shook off a few petals and leaves, fluttered and sank into the River of Rebirth, and then a branch swished across my head , chopped off a few hairs of mine.

I was stunned, paused for a moment, and Fang Man said apologetically, "It's my negligence. Don't talk about your majesty, how can you, a little flower, bear the low beak of that ghost bird, Snow Falcon. That's all, you go out of the wall You need to find your partner slowly, don't be in a hurry." After I said that, I leaned closer to her again, and whispered: "I have heard that the king has a very good face, and I saw it yesterday, and it really lived up to its reputation. Nah!"

I often hear Su Liu, who is in charge of the Mingchen Palace, joked: "When it comes to the gorgeous face of our king, don't say that you can't find a second one after searching the entire ghost world, even the human world, the demon world, and even the heavenly world. It is extremely difficult to find. To say that it is rare in the world, this hall is not enough."

After saying these words, I became very interested in the face of the king, but the king has been hiding in the Xuanming Palace all day without knowing what to do, and I heard that he is too noble and glamorous, so I have no chance to see him.

However, yesterday the king's envoy Hong Shang suddenly found me and said that the king had urgently summoned me to go to Xuanming Palace.I wondered, but I didn't know whether to go or not, so I followed Hong Fei to Xuanming Palace.

When I went there, I passed the Mingchen Palace, just as Suliu was leaving the gate of the palace.Holding a snow-white Sunburnt Feather Fan, he raised his eyes in an instant, inadvertently startled by the wind and rain, but accidentally provoked the spring breeze to secretly send his love, with a very happy and romantic attitude.Lightly waving the Sun-burned Feather Fan in his hand, Su Liu smiled and bent a pair of ink pupils, and greeted Hong Shi: "I haven't seen you for a long time, and she is getting more and more beautiful." After speaking, she asked me seriously: "Little temple, but Wang Shangchun's heart has sprouted. gone?"

Hong Lai had a charming and affectionate face, but I stumbled with my left foot and almost fell to the ground, and said angrily in my heart, "Ghost World Suliu, it really is a disaster!"With the turmoil in my heart and pretending to be calm on the face, I was led into the Xuanming Palace by the red scorpion.

Xuanming Palace is located in the very center of the ghost world, it is the territory of the ghost king Changwu, and idlers are not allowed to enter, but I happened to be useful, so I was called in.In the hall, the dark fires are bright and reddish, arranged gradually, hanging lightly over the palace, illuminating every corner of the palace, but the seat of the Lord is hidden in the darkness, even the ghost king Chang Wu's appearance is also not clear. I can't see clearly.

Sighing slightly, when I was disappointed, a question suddenly came from my ear, the voice was low and pleasant, the tone was gorgeous and rich in texture, no one could help but be shocked when they heard it: "Are you that very famous matchmaker?"

I hastily raised my eyes, and saw the dark fire flickering above again, but I still couldn't see clearly, so I raised my sleeves and bowed, with a serious expression: "It's the widow."

The hall paused for a long time, and the ghostly wind poured in from the open hall door, blowing the ghostly fire and swaying, his cold and indifferent eyes drifted across my face, and said: "This king said, just listen .”

"You have to know that this king is always busy, and it's normal to neglect small things occasionally. If it wasn't for the euphemistic reminder of this king with the bracelet gift a while ago, this king probably wouldn't have noticed that there was a ghost queen missing in the ghost world."

"If it were in the past, this king wouldn't care much about it, but it just happened that the king's heart has sprouted recently. It has been thousands of years, and this king's heart has only sprouted this once, so he wants a ghost queen to know and love this king."

"Because of this, the king called you here. Are you willing to help the king? Of course, you have to be willing if you don't want to, but you have to ask."

The first time I heard this, I felt that the king was a bit domineering in his straightforwardness, and a little shameless in his arrogance, so I smiled slightly and said, "How dare I disobey the king's order? The king just orders it."

Originally I wanted to ask him what kind of female ghost he likes, but I thought in my heart that this is just the beginning, I can't be too enthusiastic, and it would be too hasty to act too hastily.You must know that finding ghosts is the most important thing in the ghost world, so this matter needs to be done slowly and slowly.

The king was really satisfied, he paused for a while, and then said with a noble and unparalleled attitude: "You have been in the ghost world for a long time, and you must know that although this bracelet gift is for a woman, it may be in charge of disputes. For Lun Dian's sake, don't talk about love on weekdays, I'm afraid I don't even know the word romantic."

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Theater one:

One day, Dough climbed to the Biluo tree to pick the Biluo fruit, and one accidentally fell off. The king hurriedly hugged him under the tree, with a displeased face on his face, and asked: If you pick any fruit, you can fall off. You said you and the idiot What is the relationship? !

Dough hesitating: It is said that...we are official spouses...

The king vomited blood: ~~o(>_<)o~~