Farming Hillbilly Crossing
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A dragon-eating meat is very delicious.
Kaiku looked at the truck in circles, and suddenly saw his appearance through the two rearview mirrors protruding from the truck's head. It was much clearer than what he saw in the water, and he could see every strand of hair clearly.
Kaiku was very happy, and decided that this thing that could reflect his appearance so clearly was a treasure. He thought that there were two treasures, and the female would not be angry if he took one, so he broke off a rear view with force. mirror, and walked away happily with the rearview mirror.
Lin Jian had a dream. When he was helping his sister cook at home, a savage about two meters high came in and turned into a black leopard in front of him. Lin Jian woke up screaming loudly, and then felt His forehead was burning with pain.
"Are you awake? Come, this is food, eat it quickly." The big witch came to the stone bed with a wooden bowl the size of a washbasin.
Looking at the pot of black lacquered worms that looked like very dung beetles, Lin Jian immediately looked si (shit). Is this dung beetle food? Can dung beetles eat it? Will you die immediately?
"Don't come here, are you a monster?" Thinking of what he saw when he fainted, Lin Jian immediately hugged the animal skin covering his body and shrank back to the corner, looking at the big witch with dark purple hair warily, looking at the big witch Lin Jian also asked boldly as he had no intention of hurting him.
"What is a monster?" The big witch obviously didn't understand Lin Jian's words very well.
"Don't pretend to be confused, it's the leopard that can change, he must be a monster." Lin Jian couldn't believe that this kind-looking witch didn't know what a monster was. This witch and those monsters were all in the same group.
"Did you say Neil, he is not a monster, he is a male orc, as long as he is a male orc, he can transform, but there are also females who can transform, but only one female who can transform has been found on the entire planet so far." When the big witch heard that it was about Neil's beast shape, although Lin Jian wondered why Lin Jian was at a loss for the orc's beast shape, he still explained it patiently to Lin Jian.
"What kind of orc, female, what are you talking about? Aren't you savages? Why do I say your words?" Lin Jian has heard the words female, orc, etc. more than once, no matter how much he wants to ignore these savages I mentioned it again and again, and these savages seem to have a high IQ.
Looking at the neatly arranged bamboo tubes in the room, the piles of dried herbs, and the smell of herbs in the room, one knows that this savage should be their doctor.
"Those like you who don't have a beast shape, no beast pattern, and can't transform are called female orcs, while those like Neil who have a beast shape, beast patterns, and can transform are male orcs. As for why you say universal Beast language is because you drank the spring of beasts bestowed by the beast god, so you can speak common animal language." Seeing that Lin Jian didn't even understand these things, he wondered what kind of environment Lin Jian grew up in. There is no distinction between male and female.
When Lin Jian heard this, he began to feel that something was wrong.
First of all, the blue unknown liquid should be the fountain of beasts. It has a special function and can make a human who does not understand the savage language become able to speak the savage language. There is no such high-tech thing on the earth. If If so, who would desperately study various languages.
Secondly, this savage thinks that he is of the same kind as them, and he is also a female orc. It is normal for them that a similar kind cannot speak the savage language. Has this phenomenon happened before? Did humans come to the savage tribe inexplicably before?
Finally, why do these wildlings transform like monsters and claim to be male orcs.
This is simply impossible, these savages don't look like those who can spell or something written in Liaozhai.
However, suppose that they are not savages, monsters, and this is not Africa or other virgin forests.
But what I told them, they are called orcs, and this place is not on the earth, but a planet similar to the earth. These orcs are the highest intelligence group on this planet just like the humans on the earth, and they have special abilities. Transformation, and I traveled to this planet because of the extreme distortion of space caused by falling off a cliff for some reason.Then everything would make sense.....it's no wonder! ! ! ! ! ! .
Lin Jian roared in his heart, this is simply impossible, although when he was in college, he read a book about the principle of molecular recombination, if the space is distorted at a speed exceeding the speed of light, it will make an object instantly move to another space, There have also been reports that some unscrupulous scientists conducted human experiments, intending to transform the human body by implanting animal genes so that they have the ability to transform into beasts.
But there is no strong evidence to prove this is true, so Lin Jian can't believe it is true.
Because if these inferences are believed to be true, it means that he is not on the earth at all, not in the galaxy where the earth is located, but in another galaxy, and he will never go back.
Therefore, Lin Jian would rather believe that this is in Africa or that these people are savages or monsters. At least in this way, he may still be on the earth, and he may still be able to go back.
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Lin Jian woke up and saw the big witch shouting: "Don't come here, if you come here again, I'll show you to death"
The big witch said to Lin Jian expressionlessly: "Come on, hit this rock to see blood, and if you're lucky, hit it once and you'll die."
Lin Jian: "Are you a doctor? Aren't doctors here to save lives and heal the wounded? Why are you so eager to die a few more people?"
Da Wu: "Because many people want to die but can't die, and I have to work hard to save them, so I am helping them find a way to die."
Lin Jian: "..."
☆, smelly dung beetle
"Eat something first. You haven't eaten any food since you fainted yesterday. This black coccidia is delicious." The big witch saw that Lin Jian was in a daze and didn't know what he was thinking. He thought about this female since yesterday. Before a drop of water was taken in, he handed the very delicious black coccidia to Lin Jian again, hoping that he would feel better when he saw this delicious black coccidia.
"I don't want to eat this dung beetle." Lin Jian was still in a daze. He was very hungry when he was reminded by the big witch, and his stomach made a very cooperative "goo~~", but he would rather starve to death than eat that scorched dung beetle. of.
"Then do you eat this milk fruit, and this fire glow?" The big witch was very surprised that Lin Jian would reject such delicious black coccidia, thinking that Lin Jian might be tired of eating
Thinking that Lin Jian can eat black coccidia until he gets tired of eating it, I envy him very much, because black coccidia are hard to find, and many orcs have to stay at the spot for a whole day to find a small bowl (a bowl as big as a washbasin).
Lin Jian saw that the big witch picked up a blue fruit the size of a coconut, and a purple fruit like a dragon fruit that was as big as a coconut, and he was surprised to think that the fruits here are bigger than the earth.
Seeing that Lin Jian didn't refuse, the big shaman handed the two fruits to Lin Jian, and Lin Jian took it without any objection.
Peeling off the green fruit, there was a burst of milky smell. Seeing the milky white flesh made Lin Jian's appetite greatly increased, and he immediately finished the milk fruit.
Seeing that Lin Jian was eating so hard, the big witch thought that Lin Jian was very hungry, so he gave Lin Jian two more milk fruits, Lin Jian took them bluntly and ate them, and burped when he was full.
"Hi, I don't know your name yet. My name is Lin Jian." Lin Jian felt much better after eating, and he was more optimistic about things.
He thought that since he could travel here inexplicably, it means that he might be able to travel back at a special moment. The most important thing now is how to survive in this strange place, find opportunities to understand this planet, and find a way to go back.
"Uh, my name is Yaxi, and I'm the witch doctor of this tribe. You can call me Dawu just like your tribe," Dawu replied.
"Oh, you really haven't seen a...uh, an orc in clothes like me?" Lin Jian asked again without giving up.
"No, your animal skin is so strange, so soft, what kind of beast's skin is it?" The big witch had long wanted to ask what kind of animal skin Lin Jian was wearing.
"This is cotton cloth, you don't have this here." Lin Jian was a little disappointed when he heard the big witch shaking his head, but his eyes widened immediately after seeing the big witch picked up a dung beetle.
The big witch was a little puzzled by Lin Jian's overly hot eyes, but he didn't mind. Instead, he continued to move the black coccidia in half, separating the body and head of the black coccidia, revealing a small ball of white and tender fragrance Picking up the tender meat with a bamboo stick twice the size of a toothpick, dipped it in the black sauce in the bamboo tube on the table, put it in his mouth with satisfaction, and said: "It's really delicious! It's delicious, among so many meats, this meat is the most fragrant, do you really not want to eat it?"
Lin Jian actually smelled the smell of meat when the big witch opened the black coccidia, and when he saw the white meat ball that looked like a fresh shrimp, he subconsciously swallowed his saliva. When asked if he wanted to eat, he refused very decisively.
Lin Jian could only chat with the big witch to learn about this planet while secretly swallowing at the black coccidia meat, because it was so delicious.
Is the meat of the dung beetle really edible, and it looks so delicious, Lin Jian wondered.
In fact, it is not a dung beetle, but a kind of black bug on this planet, called a unicorn, which is named after a small horn on its head. Females are more accustomed to calling the unicorn a black coccidia, The unicorn loves to eat cotton, and if it were on earth, it would be a harmful pest to crops.
"Da Wu, can I come in?" When Lin Jian and Da Wu were talking, a strange voice came from outside, which sounded a little excited.
The big witch knew who it was as soon as he heard the voice, and said helplessly to the outside: "Come in, Neil"
As soon as the big witch finished speaking, Neil walked in with a bright face, looking straight at Lin Jian who was sitting on the bed.
"Are you all right?" Neil asked Lin Jian cautiously.
Seeing Neil's excited and hungry expression, Lin Jian was a little hairy, and he recognized that this was the orc who could transform, and subconsciously shrank back to the corner and replied: "Thank you, thank you for your concern, it's okay ".
"Haha, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine." Neil laughed foolishly.
Hearing the clear and crisp voice of this female, Neil's heart almost melted.
"Idiot, how can you catch a female with such an obscene smile?" The big witch patted the back of Neil's head unceremoniously. Really, the image of a male orc was ruined by him alone.
"Pfft! Haha" Lin Jian couldn't help laughing out loud when he heard the big witch describe Neil's smile.
Lin Jian asked Dawu if he could live here temporarily, and Dawu replied that of course he could, but he had to talk to the patriarch.
Neil volunteered to take Lin Jian, but Lin Jian did not refuse because he was not familiar with this tribe at all.
On the way to the patriarch, Lin Jian saw that in front of many huts, there was an orc who was about the same height as him or a head taller but a little darker than him, with animal skins around his chest and waist. Some were skinning animals, and others were grooming animals.
From time to time, there are one or two children or little lions, little tigers and little leopards playing beside the grass hut.
Lin Jian was a little startled when he first saw the little lion, but after thinking about it, since this is a tribe of orcs, it's normal to have little lions, so he calmed down and began to calmly face these little beasts who were jumping up and down. Only then did Lin Jian feel that the orcs in this orc tribe lived so happily, peacefully, happily and contentedly.
Neil excitedly introduced the orcs to Lin Jian, and told many embarrassing stories about them. Lin Jian felt that the orcs were very friendly, so he became friendly with Neil along the way.
This tribe didn't look big, much smaller than a village. It didn't take long for Neil to bring him to the patriarch's thatched hut, and then Neil stepped forward to call on the door (the orc tribe doesn't have the habit of knocking on the door).
After a while, the patriarch called Lin Jian and Neil to go in. After Lin Jian explained his intentions, he was very happy that Lin Jian could live in the tribe, because this showed that the female tacitly accepted that other males could pursue him. Then the female will stay in the tribe.
However, because there were no vacant cottages in the tribe, when Lin Jian wanted to live alone, the patriarch had no choice but to ask Lin Jian to live in the innermost cave of the tribe.
At that time, the patriarch asked Lin Jian if he wanted to live with Neil, which was a disguised acquiescence to Neil's right to pursue Lin Jian first, but Lin Jian refused, which was tantamount to denying Neil's right of first pursuit, and also Transgender rejects Neil.
Lin Jian naturally didn't know these things, he just thought that Neil would transform into a leopard, and he still couldn't accept it more or less in his heart, and when he asked that his truck was also in that cave, he was even more determined to ask for one. people live.
When Neil heard that the female refused to live with him, he was very hurt. After silently sending Lin Jian to the cave next to Monris, he ran to the big witch to complain about his grievances. This is his No.20 Three unsuccessful attempts to court a female.
As soon as Lin Jian entered the cave, he saw that his truck was missing a rearview mirror, four flat tires, and a lot of scratches on the body. The glass had long since disappeared, the front headlights were cracked with holes the size of fingers, and the front insurance cover had disappeared, so he shouted angrily, "Which bastard did this?"
At this time, the 'bastard' who was so scolded suddenly sneezed. After rubbing his nose, he held the rearview mirror and looked at himself, sometimes grinning and sometimes smirking.
Taking a few deep breaths very vigorously, looking at the van that was almost in tatters, Lin Jian resigned himself to his fate and thought that he could only pay one car to the neighbor.
Then I thought that I might never be able to go back, and my mood fell again.
"What happened?" A very magnetic voice came from outside.
As soon as Lin Jian turned his head to look at the entrance of the cave, he was immediately stunned. An orc about two meters one stood there, fit and slender.The sun shone on the orc's hair, making his golden and smooth long hair shine brightly.
A pair of golden animal eyes are bright and wise, thick long eyelashes cover his sharpness, but make his eyes more gentle, a handsome face carefully sculpted by God, the animal patterns that began to appear on both sides of the cheeks are always around The neck extends to the back, and the strangely shaped animal pattern grows on this orc's body, but it is not obtrusive at all, but it makes this orc more sexy.
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Lin Jian looked at his child's father and said insanely: "Handsome, handsome guy, can you sign for me?"
Monris looked at Lin Jian expressionlessly: "Yes"
So Lin Jian happily took out the paper and pen and handed them to Monris, looking at him excitedly
Monris took the paper and pen, and said calmly, "I don't know how to read."
Lin Jian: "..."
Alas, why no comments, so sad...
Come to catch bugs every noon
☆ It is natural for males to pursue females
Lin Jian had never seen a more handsome person than the orc in front of him, and Lin Jian was stunned almost at the first sight of this orc.
"No, nothing." Lin Jian replied blankly.
Monris didn't ask any more questions when he saw that the strange female was fine. He just took a meaningful look at the thing called the truck, then turned and went back to the next door.
When the orc turned around, Lin Jian saw a beast tattoo painted on his back, rising and falling as the orc swung his arms.
It was only after the orcs left that Lin Jian came back to his senses.
My God, if this orc was placed on the earth, it would definitely be the girl killer that my sister said, and it would be the object that all men would avoid. I never thought that an orc could be so good-looking.
After this little accident, Lin Jian temporarily forgot about not being able to go home.
He carefully looked at this cave with a full area of [-] square meters. It is clear that the entrance of the cave is only about four meters high, but the inside is about twice as high.
A stone bed was also at the kingsize level, and it was covered with unknown beast skins, which looked very soft and comfortable. These orcs would enjoy it, Lin Jian murmured.
A few stone benches and a large stone table were placed alone in the middle of the cave. The empty cave has nothing but stone benches, tables and beds. Even with a truck, it still looks extremely empty.
Lin Jian felt that the cave had a slightly damp smell, and when he saw the animal skins lying on the stone bed, he planned to take it out to get rid of the damp and musty smell while the sun was shining outside.
As soon as he walked out of the cave with the animal skin in his arms, he saw a few orcs of different heights standing outside, but the shortest one was estimated to be two meters. When these orcs saw Lin Jian coming out, they all smiled 'coyly'.
Lin Jian asked strangely: "Excuse me, what's the matter?" Looking at the orcs whose chins were higher than their heads, Lin Jian felt a lot of pressure.
One of the strong-looking orcs scratched the back of their head with an embarrassed expression: "No, no, what are you doing with the animal skin, let me help you."
After speaking, he went straight over and hugged the animal skin in Lin Jian's hand.
Lin Jian didn't even have time to refuse: "Oh, thank you, I just want to bask in this animal skin, it feels a bit damp"
"No problem, I'll dry it for you." After saying that, he took two steps outside and put it on the ground. Other orcs who couldn't talk to Lin Jian rushed forward to help Lin Jian spread the hide on the ground. superior.
Lin Jian looked at the behavior of these orcs with black lines on his face. The animal skins were so dirty when they were placed directly on the ground, but after all, they had good intentions, and they were too embarrassed to say so on the spot. They could only take the animal skins away after they left. Washed once.
After they laid out the animal skins in twos and threes, several orcs hurriedly untied the animal skin bags tied around their waists, and then rushed to give them to Lin Jian, fearing that it would be too late, and Lin Jian would not accept them.
Looking at the bulging animal skin bags delivered to him, Lin Jian hesitated whether to accept them or not.
Seeing Lin Jian hesitated, those orcs looked at him pitifully.
Seeing a group of tall men pretending to be pitiful, as if they would cry immediately if you don't accept these gifts, Lin Jian suddenly got goosebumps all over his body, and reluctantly accepted them.
Seeing that Lin Jian had accepted his gift, the orcs bid farewell to Lin Jian excitedly, and then ran away excitedly.
Really not understanding what these orcs meant, Lin Jian was holding a pile of animal skin bags and didn't know what expression to use to express his current mood.
He returned to the cave with the animal skin bag in his arms, put the animal skin bag on the stone table, opened one, and found that there were some unknown fruits the size of apples inside. It smelled very fragrant, and the taste should be good.
The animal skin bags were opened one after another, most of which were fruits, and some fresh meat wrapped in leaves.
One of the animal skin bags contained scorched dung beetles (black coccidia), and Lin Jiangang was almost scared when he saw it and threw it out.
Fortunately, he was quite courageous, and he was not so frightened that he yelled out on the spot.
Although he knew that the meat inside this kind of insect was very fragrant after breaking it open, Lin Jian was still not sensitive to this. Thinking that the big witch seemed to like this dung beetle very much, so he planned to wait for the dung beetle to send it over.
The whole table was full of various fruits and meats, Lin Jian thought he should make a few storage tables to display these foods.
The animal skins that were soiled on the outside should also be washed. There is no washing powder or soap, so we can only wash with greater strength to clean the animal skins as much as possible.
At present, Lin Jian is not familiar with this tribe at all. After walking around in the morning, he is only a little familiar with it. He knows that there is a small stream not far from this cave, and Lin Jian plans to go there to wash the animal skins.
Thinking that there was no place to dry the animal skins after washing, Lin Jian could only set up the clothes rail first.
But first, send those dung beetles over there, and ask where you can get bamboo.
Relying on his memory, Lin Jian found the great witch's house. On the way, many orcs would smile when they saw Lin Jian, and Lin Jian also smiled back. He felt that the orcs were really friendly, especially those beastmen who gave him food. people.
When he came to the big witch's thatched hut, seeing that the door of the big witch's hut was not closed, Lin Jian stepped forward and knocked on the open bamboo door to signal.
After seeing Lin Jian, the big witch smiled and asked him to come in.
Lin Jian put the dung beetle on the big witch's table and said: "See, you like to eat this. The orcs in the tribe are very friendly today. Give this to me, but I don't like it. I thought you should like it, so I gave it to you." Bring it over for you to eat"
The big witch saw that there were black coccidia in it, and immediately thanked him in surprise. He was so happy that he could eat black coccidia at noon.
"Lin Jian, why did you refuse Neil's pursuit?" the big witch suddenly asked while stripping the black coccidia.
Lin Jian replied suspiciously: "Neil didn't pursue me, and who is Neil?"
"Ah, you still don't know Neil, it's just the orc who came to see you this morning," said the big witch in surprise.
"Oh, so his name is Neil, but why would he pursue me? Isn't that strange?" Lin Jianhuan suddenly realized.
"It's normal for males to pursue females, what's so strange?" Da Wu felt that Lin Jian's words were even more strange.
"Wait, wait, do you mean that it's common for female orcs like you who can't transform to be pursued by male orcs who can transform?" Lin Jian thought about what the big witch said. It belongs to females, so it is normal to be pursued by male orcs...
Lin Jian suddenly thought of something, and asked a little uncertainly: "Then what does it mean if a male orc gives you meat or fruit?" Don't mean that, Lin Jian shouted in his heart.
"Of course it is because I want to pursue you. If you accept it, it means that you are willing to let him chase you. This black coccidia was also given to you by a certain male. Sure enough, there must be many orcs who want to pursue a beautiful female like you. You..." The big witch looked at Lin Jian ambiguously.
Hearing this disappearance, Lin Jian got a black line all over his head. This is simply cheating a big daddy. If you don’t bully the newcomers like this, Lin Jian growled in his heart, and can he be used on a majestic man like him if he is beautiful? Handsome, cool, handsome, and stylish are barely acceptable, but for the word beautiful, Lin Jian just wants to throw these two words to describe him into outer space.
"Then what, in fact, I came here to ask where I can find bamboo." Lin Jian asked with black lines all over his head, feeling powerless when he thought of accepting all the food today.
"En? What is bamboo?" Dawu asked strangely while eating the black coccidia. Don't think Dawu is a foodie, because on this planet, as long as she is a female, no one can resist the temptation of the black coccidia.
"You don't even know what bamboo is, it looks like this kind of plant." Lin Jian pointed to the bamboo door and said.
"Oh, it turns out that Jie Jiegao is only available outside the tribe. What do you want this Jiejiegao to do?" Da Wu replied.
"Actually, it's nothing. I just want to build a bamboo pole for drying animal skins. Is there somewhere in the tribe? I'll go out and look for it." It turns out that this bamboo is called "Jiegao" here. It really is an image, Lin Jian thought to himself.
"What, you want to go out of the tribe, no, no, absolutely not, it's too dangerous outside, you may be killed by those Wei Duoxie as soon as you go out, if you want this to be high, you can call the person next to you Monris helped you bring those back." The big witch was terrified that Lin Jian wanted to go out of the tribe alone, there were dangers everywhere outside, and there was no hope of surviving outside for incompetent females like them.
Vido evil, the general term for all carnivorous animals, means ferocious demons.
"What's the danger outside? Why can't you go out? What else is Wei Duoxie?" Lin Jian looked at the terrified face of the big witch and asked suspiciously. What danger could there be outside? Could it be that there are dinosaurs? (It’s true, there are dinosaurs outside)
"Oh my God, you don't even know about Vido Evil, it's beasts and poisonous insects, you can't go out anyway, just let the male orcs bring you what you want, this is what all males should do, and you Monris who lives next to him is the strongest warrior in this tribe, just ask him to get it for you if you want anything," the big witch explained.
"Monris? I don't seem to have noticed that there are no people living in the cave next to me." As soon as Lin Jian heard the word Monris, the first thing he thought of was that handsome blond orc.
"Haha, Monris is the male orc that all unmarried females in the entire tribe want to marry him the most, but he has been an adult for so long, but he has no intention of finding a female at all, maybe he hasn't married a female for so long The partner is waiting for your appearance." Dawu joked (I have to say, Dawu, you are the truth!)
"Don't, don't talk nonsense, I, it is impossible for me to like a male orc." Lin Jian thought that the blond orc would become nervous unconsciously, and even stuttered a bit.
Lin Jian felt that he must be out of his mind to have a strange feeling when he thought of that orc. Maybe it was because the cave was too shocked when he saw him that time.
Shaking his head, he threw out the thoughts he shouldn't have. He is a man, how could he think of another man? What he should think of is a gentle woman, and he also knows the earth.
"Haha, don't be shy, if I hadn't been the great witch, I would have liked Monris too." Seeing that Lin Jian's face turned red, the great witch was sure that Lin Jian was embarrassed.
"I'm going back first, you eat slowly." Lin Jian could only leave this hut quickly, otherwise he would definitely continue to be made fun of by the big witch.
On the way back to the cave, Lin Jian kept thinking about how to get out of the tribe to find bamboo, and there seemed to be no iron products here, so how to cut down the bamboo after he found it was a problem.
When he was almost at the entrance of the cave, Lin Jian saw Monris silently roasting meat.
'It's him! Lin Jian thought in surprise, that handsome man.
Monrace felt someone watching him, so he looked up, and saw a female looking at him stupidly, it was the one that crushed his house, Monreith thought. (Lin Jian: "-_-|||")
"Do you want to eat barbecue?" Monris said to Lin Jian.
A voice sexier than that of the announcer came, and Lin Jian, who had lost his mind just because he was staring at Monris, immediately came back to his senses and said, "Thank you, but no need, I have something to eat."
Seeing that the female did not intend to eat with him, Monris nodded to indicate that he understood, and then lowered his head and continued his barbecue business.
However, Lin Jian didn't go back to the cave immediately. Although he was very jealous of Monris, an evil orc, Lin Jian wanted to ask Monris and his male orcs how to chop bamboo without an axe.
Lin Jian stepped forward and said, "Excuse me, may I ask your name, my name is Lin Jian"
Monris looked up at Lin Jian, stood up and said, "Monris", and walked into the cave.
"He is really Monris," Lin Jian thought to himself.
Watching Monris walk into the cave, he thought that Monris didn't want to have too much contact with him, and was about to go back disappointed, when he saw Monris come out with a stone bench in one hand, put it beside Lin Jian and said : "Sit down", and then returned to the stone bench where he was sitting on the barbecue.
"Thank you" Lin Jian thought, this orc is quite careful.
After sitting down, Lin Jian began to ask them how they cut the bamboo. Monris stretched out his hand without saying a word, and the beast turned into a beast claw under Lin Jian's gaze.
When Lin Jian saw that a hand directly turned into a long and sharp animal claw, he really wanted to scream, but for some reason, he said very calmly, I know, got up and went back to his bed stiffly. cave.
Monris looked at Lin Jian's lost back as he left stiffly, and his two beautiful animal eyes looked at Lin Jian's cave blankly, wondering what he was thinking.
Lying on the hard and cold stone bed, Lin Jian felt very cool and comfortable, thinking about how to cut the bamboo, and fell asleep after thinking about it.
It was already evening when he woke up.
Thinking that the animal skins were still spread on the ground outside, Lin Jian jumped up.When I ran outside the cave, I saw more than a dozen bamboos as thick as an arm and a pile of pure white animal skins on the ground covered with animal skins.
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I am really trustworthy O(∩_∩)O~
Alas~~~~~Slightly modified
☆. Casual grilled meat can also be delicious (overhaul)
Do you think you will be very moved when you see the bamboo and animal skin forest swords outside the cave?
On the contrary, when Lin Jian saw these things, he felt a black thread, which male orc gave him a headache. Really, if the tiger doesn't show his power, he really is a sick cat.
Pursuing him like a woman is really reckless.
Just as Lin Jian rushed to the patriarch to explain to the patriarch that he didn't need to find a partner, and asked the patriarch to tell those male orcs to stop courting him, because he would not form a mate with any male orcs, someone He was stopped from behind, and he had only walked 50 meters at this time.
Turning around, it turned out to be Monris.
"What's the matter?" Lin Jian asked strangely.
"Are those tall plants the kind of plants you want, and do you like animal skins?" Monris asked blankly.
Lin Jian was very surprised when he heard Monris asked him about the animal skin and bamboo. Could it be that Monris also wanted to pursue him, but even he couldn't do it.
Ah bah, what do you mean even he can't do it, all men can't do it, Lin Jian secretly spurned himself.
"What, you put those things at my door? You also want to pursue me." Lin Jian said to Monris angrily. Really, this is a planet without women, and a man like him is The side that is pressed.
No, he must explain his wishes to the patriarch as soon as possible.
"I don't want to pursue you, I won't form a partner with anyone." Although Monris was surprised that Lin Jian was so direct, he still expressed his thoughts.
"You don't want to pursue me, so why did you give me those things?" Hearing what Monris said, Lin Jian suddenly felt a little embarrassed. It turned out that he was acting affectionate, but fortunately, Monris did not want to pursue him.
That's right, a man as handsome as him still needs to take the initiative to pursue others to scold him. There must be more than N females actively pursuing him.
"Don't you need these, so I brought them for you. Taking care of you is an obligation, and these are what male orcs should do." Monris thought that Lin Jian was very different from other females.
Generally, the more beautiful a female is, the more she will accept the care of a male orc with peace of mind, instead of asking why he should take special care of him in a questioning tone like Lin Jian. When he heard that he had no intention of pursuing him, his reaction turned out to be I breathed a sigh of relief.
"Okay, I'm sorry, I blamed you wrongly, thank you for your things, since you don't want to pursue me, you are my good friend from today on." Lin Jian was relieved when he heard that Monris didn't want to pursue him , in order to show that he likes this friend of Monris very much, he walked over and raised his hand to circle Monris's shoulder, and patted him to show his friendliness, but after he raised his hand, Lin Jian realized that his head was not as big as Monris's. The shoulders were high, so Lin Jian smiled awkwardly at Monris, who was watching his strange behavior, and then patted him on the back.
For Lin Jian's weird behavior, Monris didn't ask although he was puzzled, but he was very happy to have a friend like Lin Jian, because he felt that Lin Jian had a kind of friend that made him unconsciously want to get close how he feels.
"Come on, in order to thank you for helping
Kaiku looked at the truck in circles, and suddenly saw his appearance through the two rearview mirrors protruding from the truck's head. It was much clearer than what he saw in the water, and he could see every strand of hair clearly.
Kaiku was very happy, and decided that this thing that could reflect his appearance so clearly was a treasure. He thought that there were two treasures, and the female would not be angry if he took one, so he broke off a rear view with force. mirror, and walked away happily with the rearview mirror.
Lin Jian had a dream. When he was helping his sister cook at home, a savage about two meters high came in and turned into a black leopard in front of him. Lin Jian woke up screaming loudly, and then felt His forehead was burning with pain.
"Are you awake? Come, this is food, eat it quickly." The big witch came to the stone bed with a wooden bowl the size of a washbasin.
Looking at the pot of black lacquered worms that looked like very dung beetles, Lin Jian immediately looked si (shit). Is this dung beetle food? Can dung beetles eat it? Will you die immediately?
"Don't come here, are you a monster?" Thinking of what he saw when he fainted, Lin Jian immediately hugged the animal skin covering his body and shrank back to the corner, looking at the big witch with dark purple hair warily, looking at the big witch Lin Jian also asked boldly as he had no intention of hurting him.
"What is a monster?" The big witch obviously didn't understand Lin Jian's words very well.
"Don't pretend to be confused, it's the leopard that can change, he must be a monster." Lin Jian couldn't believe that this kind-looking witch didn't know what a monster was. This witch and those monsters were all in the same group.
"Did you say Neil, he is not a monster, he is a male orc, as long as he is a male orc, he can transform, but there are also females who can transform, but only one female who can transform has been found on the entire planet so far." When the big witch heard that it was about Neil's beast shape, although Lin Jian wondered why Lin Jian was at a loss for the orc's beast shape, he still explained it patiently to Lin Jian.
"What kind of orc, female, what are you talking about? Aren't you savages? Why do I say your words?" Lin Jian has heard the words female, orc, etc. more than once, no matter how much he wants to ignore these savages I mentioned it again and again, and these savages seem to have a high IQ.
Looking at the neatly arranged bamboo tubes in the room, the piles of dried herbs, and the smell of herbs in the room, one knows that this savage should be their doctor.
"Those like you who don't have a beast shape, no beast pattern, and can't transform are called female orcs, while those like Neil who have a beast shape, beast patterns, and can transform are male orcs. As for why you say universal Beast language is because you drank the spring of beasts bestowed by the beast god, so you can speak common animal language." Seeing that Lin Jian didn't even understand these things, he wondered what kind of environment Lin Jian grew up in. There is no distinction between male and female.
When Lin Jian heard this, he began to feel that something was wrong.
First of all, the blue unknown liquid should be the fountain of beasts. It has a special function and can make a human who does not understand the savage language become able to speak the savage language. There is no such high-tech thing on the earth. If If so, who would desperately study various languages.
Secondly, this savage thinks that he is of the same kind as them, and he is also a female orc. It is normal for them that a similar kind cannot speak the savage language. Has this phenomenon happened before? Did humans come to the savage tribe inexplicably before?
Finally, why do these wildlings transform like monsters and claim to be male orcs.
This is simply impossible, these savages don't look like those who can spell or something written in Liaozhai.
However, suppose that they are not savages, monsters, and this is not Africa or other virgin forests.
But what I told them, they are called orcs, and this place is not on the earth, but a planet similar to the earth. These orcs are the highest intelligence group on this planet just like the humans on the earth, and they have special abilities. Transformation, and I traveled to this planet because of the extreme distortion of space caused by falling off a cliff for some reason.Then everything would make sense.....it's no wonder! ! ! ! ! ! .
Lin Jian roared in his heart, this is simply impossible, although when he was in college, he read a book about the principle of molecular recombination, if the space is distorted at a speed exceeding the speed of light, it will make an object instantly move to another space, There have also been reports that some unscrupulous scientists conducted human experiments, intending to transform the human body by implanting animal genes so that they have the ability to transform into beasts.
But there is no strong evidence to prove this is true, so Lin Jian can't believe it is true.
Because if these inferences are believed to be true, it means that he is not on the earth at all, not in the galaxy where the earth is located, but in another galaxy, and he will never go back.
Therefore, Lin Jian would rather believe that this is in Africa or that these people are savages or monsters. At least in this way, he may still be on the earth, and he may still be able to go back.
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Lin Jian woke up and saw the big witch shouting: "Don't come here, if you come here again, I'll show you to death"
The big witch said to Lin Jian expressionlessly: "Come on, hit this rock to see blood, and if you're lucky, hit it once and you'll die."
Lin Jian: "Are you a doctor? Aren't doctors here to save lives and heal the wounded? Why are you so eager to die a few more people?"
Da Wu: "Because many people want to die but can't die, and I have to work hard to save them, so I am helping them find a way to die."
Lin Jian: "..."
☆, smelly dung beetle
"Eat something first. You haven't eaten any food since you fainted yesterday. This black coccidia is delicious." The big witch saw that Lin Jian was in a daze and didn't know what he was thinking. He thought about this female since yesterday. Before a drop of water was taken in, he handed the very delicious black coccidia to Lin Jian again, hoping that he would feel better when he saw this delicious black coccidia.
"I don't want to eat this dung beetle." Lin Jian was still in a daze. He was very hungry when he was reminded by the big witch, and his stomach made a very cooperative "goo~~", but he would rather starve to death than eat that scorched dung beetle. of.
"Then do you eat this milk fruit, and this fire glow?" The big witch was very surprised that Lin Jian would reject such delicious black coccidia, thinking that Lin Jian might be tired of eating
Thinking that Lin Jian can eat black coccidia until he gets tired of eating it, I envy him very much, because black coccidia are hard to find, and many orcs have to stay at the spot for a whole day to find a small bowl (a bowl as big as a washbasin).
Lin Jian saw that the big witch picked up a blue fruit the size of a coconut, and a purple fruit like a dragon fruit that was as big as a coconut, and he was surprised to think that the fruits here are bigger than the earth.
Seeing that Lin Jian didn't refuse, the big shaman handed the two fruits to Lin Jian, and Lin Jian took it without any objection.
Peeling off the green fruit, there was a burst of milky smell. Seeing the milky white flesh made Lin Jian's appetite greatly increased, and he immediately finished the milk fruit.
Seeing that Lin Jian was eating so hard, the big witch thought that Lin Jian was very hungry, so he gave Lin Jian two more milk fruits, Lin Jian took them bluntly and ate them, and burped when he was full.
"Hi, I don't know your name yet. My name is Lin Jian." Lin Jian felt much better after eating, and he was more optimistic about things.
He thought that since he could travel here inexplicably, it means that he might be able to travel back at a special moment. The most important thing now is how to survive in this strange place, find opportunities to understand this planet, and find a way to go back.
"Uh, my name is Yaxi, and I'm the witch doctor of this tribe. You can call me Dawu just like your tribe," Dawu replied.
"Oh, you really haven't seen a...uh, an orc in clothes like me?" Lin Jian asked again without giving up.
"No, your animal skin is so strange, so soft, what kind of beast's skin is it?" The big witch had long wanted to ask what kind of animal skin Lin Jian was wearing.
"This is cotton cloth, you don't have this here." Lin Jian was a little disappointed when he heard the big witch shaking his head, but his eyes widened immediately after seeing the big witch picked up a dung beetle.
The big witch was a little puzzled by Lin Jian's overly hot eyes, but he didn't mind. Instead, he continued to move the black coccidia in half, separating the body and head of the black coccidia, revealing a small ball of white and tender fragrance Picking up the tender meat with a bamboo stick twice the size of a toothpick, dipped it in the black sauce in the bamboo tube on the table, put it in his mouth with satisfaction, and said: "It's really delicious! It's delicious, among so many meats, this meat is the most fragrant, do you really not want to eat it?"
Lin Jian actually smelled the smell of meat when the big witch opened the black coccidia, and when he saw the white meat ball that looked like a fresh shrimp, he subconsciously swallowed his saliva. When asked if he wanted to eat, he refused very decisively.
Lin Jian could only chat with the big witch to learn about this planet while secretly swallowing at the black coccidia meat, because it was so delicious.
Is the meat of the dung beetle really edible, and it looks so delicious, Lin Jian wondered.
In fact, it is not a dung beetle, but a kind of black bug on this planet, called a unicorn, which is named after a small horn on its head. Females are more accustomed to calling the unicorn a black coccidia, The unicorn loves to eat cotton, and if it were on earth, it would be a harmful pest to crops.
"Da Wu, can I come in?" When Lin Jian and Da Wu were talking, a strange voice came from outside, which sounded a little excited.
The big witch knew who it was as soon as he heard the voice, and said helplessly to the outside: "Come in, Neil"
As soon as the big witch finished speaking, Neil walked in with a bright face, looking straight at Lin Jian who was sitting on the bed.
"Are you all right?" Neil asked Lin Jian cautiously.
Seeing Neil's excited and hungry expression, Lin Jian was a little hairy, and he recognized that this was the orc who could transform, and subconsciously shrank back to the corner and replied: "Thank you, thank you for your concern, it's okay ".
"Haha, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine." Neil laughed foolishly.
Hearing the clear and crisp voice of this female, Neil's heart almost melted.
"Idiot, how can you catch a female with such an obscene smile?" The big witch patted the back of Neil's head unceremoniously. Really, the image of a male orc was ruined by him alone.
"Pfft! Haha" Lin Jian couldn't help laughing out loud when he heard the big witch describe Neil's smile.
Lin Jian asked Dawu if he could live here temporarily, and Dawu replied that of course he could, but he had to talk to the patriarch.
Neil volunteered to take Lin Jian, but Lin Jian did not refuse because he was not familiar with this tribe at all.
On the way to the patriarch, Lin Jian saw that in front of many huts, there was an orc who was about the same height as him or a head taller but a little darker than him, with animal skins around his chest and waist. Some were skinning animals, and others were grooming animals.
From time to time, there are one or two children or little lions, little tigers and little leopards playing beside the grass hut.
Lin Jian was a little startled when he first saw the little lion, but after thinking about it, since this is a tribe of orcs, it's normal to have little lions, so he calmed down and began to calmly face these little beasts who were jumping up and down. Only then did Lin Jian feel that the orcs in this orc tribe lived so happily, peacefully, happily and contentedly.
Neil excitedly introduced the orcs to Lin Jian, and told many embarrassing stories about them. Lin Jian felt that the orcs were very friendly, so he became friendly with Neil along the way.
This tribe didn't look big, much smaller than a village. It didn't take long for Neil to bring him to the patriarch's thatched hut, and then Neil stepped forward to call on the door (the orc tribe doesn't have the habit of knocking on the door).
After a while, the patriarch called Lin Jian and Neil to go in. After Lin Jian explained his intentions, he was very happy that Lin Jian could live in the tribe, because this showed that the female tacitly accepted that other males could pursue him. Then the female will stay in the tribe.
However, because there were no vacant cottages in the tribe, when Lin Jian wanted to live alone, the patriarch had no choice but to ask Lin Jian to live in the innermost cave of the tribe.
At that time, the patriarch asked Lin Jian if he wanted to live with Neil, which was a disguised acquiescence to Neil's right to pursue Lin Jian first, but Lin Jian refused, which was tantamount to denying Neil's right of first pursuit, and also Transgender rejects Neil.
Lin Jian naturally didn't know these things, he just thought that Neil would transform into a leopard, and he still couldn't accept it more or less in his heart, and when he asked that his truck was also in that cave, he was even more determined to ask for one. people live.
When Neil heard that the female refused to live with him, he was very hurt. After silently sending Lin Jian to the cave next to Monris, he ran to the big witch to complain about his grievances. This is his No.20 Three unsuccessful attempts to court a female.
As soon as Lin Jian entered the cave, he saw that his truck was missing a rearview mirror, four flat tires, and a lot of scratches on the body. The glass had long since disappeared, the front headlights were cracked with holes the size of fingers, and the front insurance cover had disappeared, so he shouted angrily, "Which bastard did this?"
At this time, the 'bastard' who was so scolded suddenly sneezed. After rubbing his nose, he held the rearview mirror and looked at himself, sometimes grinning and sometimes smirking.
Taking a few deep breaths very vigorously, looking at the van that was almost in tatters, Lin Jian resigned himself to his fate and thought that he could only pay one car to the neighbor.
Then I thought that I might never be able to go back, and my mood fell again.
"What happened?" A very magnetic voice came from outside.
As soon as Lin Jian turned his head to look at the entrance of the cave, he was immediately stunned. An orc about two meters one stood there, fit and slender.The sun shone on the orc's hair, making his golden and smooth long hair shine brightly.
A pair of golden animal eyes are bright and wise, thick long eyelashes cover his sharpness, but make his eyes more gentle, a handsome face carefully sculpted by God, the animal patterns that began to appear on both sides of the cheeks are always around The neck extends to the back, and the strangely shaped animal pattern grows on this orc's body, but it is not obtrusive at all, but it makes this orc more sexy.
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Lin Jian looked at his child's father and said insanely: "Handsome, handsome guy, can you sign for me?"
Monris looked at Lin Jian expressionlessly: "Yes"
So Lin Jian happily took out the paper and pen and handed them to Monris, looking at him excitedly
Monris took the paper and pen, and said calmly, "I don't know how to read."
Lin Jian: "..."
Alas, why no comments, so sad...
Come to catch bugs every noon
☆ It is natural for males to pursue females
Lin Jian had never seen a more handsome person than the orc in front of him, and Lin Jian was stunned almost at the first sight of this orc.
"No, nothing." Lin Jian replied blankly.
Monris didn't ask any more questions when he saw that the strange female was fine. He just took a meaningful look at the thing called the truck, then turned and went back to the next door.
When the orc turned around, Lin Jian saw a beast tattoo painted on his back, rising and falling as the orc swung his arms.
It was only after the orcs left that Lin Jian came back to his senses.
My God, if this orc was placed on the earth, it would definitely be the girl killer that my sister said, and it would be the object that all men would avoid. I never thought that an orc could be so good-looking.
After this little accident, Lin Jian temporarily forgot about not being able to go home.
He carefully looked at this cave with a full area of [-] square meters. It is clear that the entrance of the cave is only about four meters high, but the inside is about twice as high.
A stone bed was also at the kingsize level, and it was covered with unknown beast skins, which looked very soft and comfortable. These orcs would enjoy it, Lin Jian murmured.
A few stone benches and a large stone table were placed alone in the middle of the cave. The empty cave has nothing but stone benches, tables and beds. Even with a truck, it still looks extremely empty.
Lin Jian felt that the cave had a slightly damp smell, and when he saw the animal skins lying on the stone bed, he planned to take it out to get rid of the damp and musty smell while the sun was shining outside.
As soon as he walked out of the cave with the animal skin in his arms, he saw a few orcs of different heights standing outside, but the shortest one was estimated to be two meters. When these orcs saw Lin Jian coming out, they all smiled 'coyly'.
Lin Jian asked strangely: "Excuse me, what's the matter?" Looking at the orcs whose chins were higher than their heads, Lin Jian felt a lot of pressure.
One of the strong-looking orcs scratched the back of their head with an embarrassed expression: "No, no, what are you doing with the animal skin, let me help you."
After speaking, he went straight over and hugged the animal skin in Lin Jian's hand.
Lin Jian didn't even have time to refuse: "Oh, thank you, I just want to bask in this animal skin, it feels a bit damp"
"No problem, I'll dry it for you." After saying that, he took two steps outside and put it on the ground. Other orcs who couldn't talk to Lin Jian rushed forward to help Lin Jian spread the hide on the ground. superior.
Lin Jian looked at the behavior of these orcs with black lines on his face. The animal skins were so dirty when they were placed directly on the ground, but after all, they had good intentions, and they were too embarrassed to say so on the spot. They could only take the animal skins away after they left. Washed once.
After they laid out the animal skins in twos and threes, several orcs hurriedly untied the animal skin bags tied around their waists, and then rushed to give them to Lin Jian, fearing that it would be too late, and Lin Jian would not accept them.
Looking at the bulging animal skin bags delivered to him, Lin Jian hesitated whether to accept them or not.
Seeing Lin Jian hesitated, those orcs looked at him pitifully.
Seeing a group of tall men pretending to be pitiful, as if they would cry immediately if you don't accept these gifts, Lin Jian suddenly got goosebumps all over his body, and reluctantly accepted them.
Seeing that Lin Jian had accepted his gift, the orcs bid farewell to Lin Jian excitedly, and then ran away excitedly.
Really not understanding what these orcs meant, Lin Jian was holding a pile of animal skin bags and didn't know what expression to use to express his current mood.
He returned to the cave with the animal skin bag in his arms, put the animal skin bag on the stone table, opened one, and found that there were some unknown fruits the size of apples inside. It smelled very fragrant, and the taste should be good.
The animal skin bags were opened one after another, most of which were fruits, and some fresh meat wrapped in leaves.
One of the animal skin bags contained scorched dung beetles (black coccidia), and Lin Jiangang was almost scared when he saw it and threw it out.
Fortunately, he was quite courageous, and he was not so frightened that he yelled out on the spot.
Although he knew that the meat inside this kind of insect was very fragrant after breaking it open, Lin Jian was still not sensitive to this. Thinking that the big witch seemed to like this dung beetle very much, so he planned to wait for the dung beetle to send it over.
The whole table was full of various fruits and meats, Lin Jian thought he should make a few storage tables to display these foods.
The animal skins that were soiled on the outside should also be washed. There is no washing powder or soap, so we can only wash with greater strength to clean the animal skins as much as possible.
At present, Lin Jian is not familiar with this tribe at all. After walking around in the morning, he is only a little familiar with it. He knows that there is a small stream not far from this cave, and Lin Jian plans to go there to wash the animal skins.
Thinking that there was no place to dry the animal skins after washing, Lin Jian could only set up the clothes rail first.
But first, send those dung beetles over there, and ask where you can get bamboo.
Relying on his memory, Lin Jian found the great witch's house. On the way, many orcs would smile when they saw Lin Jian, and Lin Jian also smiled back. He felt that the orcs were really friendly, especially those beastmen who gave him food. people.
When he came to the big witch's thatched hut, seeing that the door of the big witch's hut was not closed, Lin Jian stepped forward and knocked on the open bamboo door to signal.
After seeing Lin Jian, the big witch smiled and asked him to come in.
Lin Jian put the dung beetle on the big witch's table and said: "See, you like to eat this. The orcs in the tribe are very friendly today. Give this to me, but I don't like it. I thought you should like it, so I gave it to you." Bring it over for you to eat"
The big witch saw that there were black coccidia in it, and immediately thanked him in surprise. He was so happy that he could eat black coccidia at noon.
"Lin Jian, why did you refuse Neil's pursuit?" the big witch suddenly asked while stripping the black coccidia.
Lin Jian replied suspiciously: "Neil didn't pursue me, and who is Neil?"
"Ah, you still don't know Neil, it's just the orc who came to see you this morning," said the big witch in surprise.
"Oh, so his name is Neil, but why would he pursue me? Isn't that strange?" Lin Jianhuan suddenly realized.
"It's normal for males to pursue females, what's so strange?" Da Wu felt that Lin Jian's words were even more strange.
"Wait, wait, do you mean that it's common for female orcs like you who can't transform to be pursued by male orcs who can transform?" Lin Jian thought about what the big witch said. It belongs to females, so it is normal to be pursued by male orcs...
Lin Jian suddenly thought of something, and asked a little uncertainly: "Then what does it mean if a male orc gives you meat or fruit?" Don't mean that, Lin Jian shouted in his heart.
"Of course it is because I want to pursue you. If you accept it, it means that you are willing to let him chase you. This black coccidia was also given to you by a certain male. Sure enough, there must be many orcs who want to pursue a beautiful female like you. You..." The big witch looked at Lin Jian ambiguously.
Hearing this disappearance, Lin Jian got a black line all over his head. This is simply cheating a big daddy. If you don’t bully the newcomers like this, Lin Jian growled in his heart, and can he be used on a majestic man like him if he is beautiful? Handsome, cool, handsome, and stylish are barely acceptable, but for the word beautiful, Lin Jian just wants to throw these two words to describe him into outer space.
"Then what, in fact, I came here to ask where I can find bamboo." Lin Jian asked with black lines all over his head, feeling powerless when he thought of accepting all the food today.
"En? What is bamboo?" Dawu asked strangely while eating the black coccidia. Don't think Dawu is a foodie, because on this planet, as long as she is a female, no one can resist the temptation of the black coccidia.
"You don't even know what bamboo is, it looks like this kind of plant." Lin Jian pointed to the bamboo door and said.
"Oh, it turns out that Jie Jiegao is only available outside the tribe. What do you want this Jiejiegao to do?" Da Wu replied.
"Actually, it's nothing. I just want to build a bamboo pole for drying animal skins. Is there somewhere in the tribe? I'll go out and look for it." It turns out that this bamboo is called "Jiegao" here. It really is an image, Lin Jian thought to himself.
"What, you want to go out of the tribe, no, no, absolutely not, it's too dangerous outside, you may be killed by those Wei Duoxie as soon as you go out, if you want this to be high, you can call the person next to you Monris helped you bring those back." The big witch was terrified that Lin Jian wanted to go out of the tribe alone, there were dangers everywhere outside, and there was no hope of surviving outside for incompetent females like them.
Vido evil, the general term for all carnivorous animals, means ferocious demons.
"What's the danger outside? Why can't you go out? What else is Wei Duoxie?" Lin Jian looked at the terrified face of the big witch and asked suspiciously. What danger could there be outside? Could it be that there are dinosaurs? (It’s true, there are dinosaurs outside)
"Oh my God, you don't even know about Vido Evil, it's beasts and poisonous insects, you can't go out anyway, just let the male orcs bring you what you want, this is what all males should do, and you Monris who lives next to him is the strongest warrior in this tribe, just ask him to get it for you if you want anything," the big witch explained.
"Monris? I don't seem to have noticed that there are no people living in the cave next to me." As soon as Lin Jian heard the word Monris, the first thing he thought of was that handsome blond orc.
"Haha, Monris is the male orc that all unmarried females in the entire tribe want to marry him the most, but he has been an adult for so long, but he has no intention of finding a female at all, maybe he hasn't married a female for so long The partner is waiting for your appearance." Dawu joked (I have to say, Dawu, you are the truth!)
"Don't, don't talk nonsense, I, it is impossible for me to like a male orc." Lin Jian thought that the blond orc would become nervous unconsciously, and even stuttered a bit.
Lin Jian felt that he must be out of his mind to have a strange feeling when he thought of that orc. Maybe it was because the cave was too shocked when he saw him that time.
Shaking his head, he threw out the thoughts he shouldn't have. He is a man, how could he think of another man? What he should think of is a gentle woman, and he also knows the earth.
"Haha, don't be shy, if I hadn't been the great witch, I would have liked Monris too." Seeing that Lin Jian's face turned red, the great witch was sure that Lin Jian was embarrassed.
"I'm going back first, you eat slowly." Lin Jian could only leave this hut quickly, otherwise he would definitely continue to be made fun of by the big witch.
On the way back to the cave, Lin Jian kept thinking about how to get out of the tribe to find bamboo, and there seemed to be no iron products here, so how to cut down the bamboo after he found it was a problem.
When he was almost at the entrance of the cave, Lin Jian saw Monris silently roasting meat.
'It's him! Lin Jian thought in surprise, that handsome man.
Monrace felt someone watching him, so he looked up, and saw a female looking at him stupidly, it was the one that crushed his house, Monreith thought. (Lin Jian: "-_-|||")
"Do you want to eat barbecue?" Monris said to Lin Jian.
A voice sexier than that of the announcer came, and Lin Jian, who had lost his mind just because he was staring at Monris, immediately came back to his senses and said, "Thank you, but no need, I have something to eat."
Seeing that the female did not intend to eat with him, Monris nodded to indicate that he understood, and then lowered his head and continued his barbecue business.
However, Lin Jian didn't go back to the cave immediately. Although he was very jealous of Monris, an evil orc, Lin Jian wanted to ask Monris and his male orcs how to chop bamboo without an axe.
Lin Jian stepped forward and said, "Excuse me, may I ask your name, my name is Lin Jian"
Monris looked up at Lin Jian, stood up and said, "Monris", and walked into the cave.
"He is really Monris," Lin Jian thought to himself.
Watching Monris walk into the cave, he thought that Monris didn't want to have too much contact with him, and was about to go back disappointed, when he saw Monris come out with a stone bench in one hand, put it beside Lin Jian and said : "Sit down", and then returned to the stone bench where he was sitting on the barbecue.
"Thank you" Lin Jian thought, this orc is quite careful.
After sitting down, Lin Jian began to ask them how they cut the bamboo. Monris stretched out his hand without saying a word, and the beast turned into a beast claw under Lin Jian's gaze.
When Lin Jian saw that a hand directly turned into a long and sharp animal claw, he really wanted to scream, but for some reason, he said very calmly, I know, got up and went back to his bed stiffly. cave.
Monris looked at Lin Jian's lost back as he left stiffly, and his two beautiful animal eyes looked at Lin Jian's cave blankly, wondering what he was thinking.
Lying on the hard and cold stone bed, Lin Jian felt very cool and comfortable, thinking about how to cut the bamboo, and fell asleep after thinking about it.
It was already evening when he woke up.
Thinking that the animal skins were still spread on the ground outside, Lin Jian jumped up.When I ran outside the cave, I saw more than a dozen bamboos as thick as an arm and a pile of pure white animal skins on the ground covered with animal skins.
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Alas~~~~~Slightly modified
☆. Casual grilled meat can also be delicious (overhaul)
Do you think you will be very moved when you see the bamboo and animal skin forest swords outside the cave?
On the contrary, when Lin Jian saw these things, he felt a black thread, which male orc gave him a headache. Really, if the tiger doesn't show his power, he really is a sick cat.
Pursuing him like a woman is really reckless.
Just as Lin Jian rushed to the patriarch to explain to the patriarch that he didn't need to find a partner, and asked the patriarch to tell those male orcs to stop courting him, because he would not form a mate with any male orcs, someone He was stopped from behind, and he had only walked 50 meters at this time.
Turning around, it turned out to be Monris.
"What's the matter?" Lin Jian asked strangely.
"Are those tall plants the kind of plants you want, and do you like animal skins?" Monris asked blankly.
Lin Jian was very surprised when he heard Monris asked him about the animal skin and bamboo. Could it be that Monris also wanted to pursue him, but even he couldn't do it.
Ah bah, what do you mean even he can't do it, all men can't do it, Lin Jian secretly spurned himself.
"What, you put those things at my door? You also want to pursue me." Lin Jian said to Monris angrily. Really, this is a planet without women, and a man like him is The side that is pressed.
No, he must explain his wishes to the patriarch as soon as possible.
"I don't want to pursue you, I won't form a partner with anyone." Although Monris was surprised that Lin Jian was so direct, he still expressed his thoughts.
"You don't want to pursue me, so why did you give me those things?" Hearing what Monris said, Lin Jian suddenly felt a little embarrassed. It turned out that he was acting affectionate, but fortunately, Monris did not want to pursue him.
That's right, a man as handsome as him still needs to take the initiative to pursue others to scold him. There must be more than N females actively pursuing him.
"Don't you need these, so I brought them for you. Taking care of you is an obligation, and these are what male orcs should do." Monris thought that Lin Jian was very different from other females.
Generally, the more beautiful a female is, the more she will accept the care of a male orc with peace of mind, instead of asking why he should take special care of him in a questioning tone like Lin Jian. When he heard that he had no intention of pursuing him, his reaction turned out to be I breathed a sigh of relief.
"Okay, I'm sorry, I blamed you wrongly, thank you for your things, since you don't want to pursue me, you are my good friend from today on." Lin Jian was relieved when he heard that Monris didn't want to pursue him , in order to show that he likes this friend of Monris very much, he walked over and raised his hand to circle Monris's shoulder, and patted him to show his friendliness, but after he raised his hand, Lin Jian realized that his head was not as big as Monris's. The shoulders were high, so Lin Jian smiled awkwardly at Monris, who was watching his strange behavior, and then patted him on the back.
For Lin Jian's weird behavior, Monris didn't ask although he was puzzled, but he was very happy to have a friend like Lin Jian, because he felt that Lin Jian had a kind of friend that made him unconsciously want to get close how he feels.
"Come on, in order to thank you for helping
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