sheepskin for melon

The little old man was eating, and was taken away with a confused face: What is the new owner doing?

Standing in front of Tan Yushu's house with the cat in his arms, the cold wind on the side of the road finally cooled Chi Li's feverish mind.

What is he doing? Even if Tan Yushu really has a crush on him, wouldn't it be unreasonable for him to come so fast...

Looking at the gate of Tan Yushu's house, he had obviously been here countless times before, but now he suddenly dared not enter.

Luckily, the doorman found him and greeted him warmly: "Master Miaofa, are you here to find my master?"

Chi Li hugged the cat tightly, raised his chin and let out an expressionless "hmm".

The boy was immediately delighted: "Then master, it's a coincidence that you came, our master just happened to be away today."

Pond: ...

After a long time, he struggled for nothing, that guy is not at home at all!

Just as he was about to leave without much interest, the servant said happily again: "But he came back today."

Pond: ...

Just talk when you speak, why are you panting!

Holding the cat and walking in: "Then I'll go in and wait for him."

"Okay, I'll serve you tea!"

"What have you master been doing these days?"

"I'm going to pick up my cousin."

Stopped: "cousin girl?"

The boy didn't notice Chi Li's subtle expression for a moment, so he said happily: "Yes, my uncle is doing business in the next county, and the master followed the old lady to my uncle's house to pay New Year's greetings. .”

Chi Li faintly felt that something was wrong: "Why did you pick up the cousin girl?"

Hearing this, the boy suddenly showed an expression of knowingly asking: "Why, my master is 23 this year, and he hasn't married a wife yet! Our cousin girl is also in her prime~Master Miaofa, what do you think?" What could be the reason for this?"

Pond: ...

23 What's wrong! 23 Is it strange that I have just graduated from university and have not married a wife?

But after thinking about it, this is the legal age of marriage in the Yong Dynasty in ancient times, 16 for men and 13 for women. Tan Yushu, who has not yet married at the age of 23, is indeed an old leftover man in the Yong Dynasty.

But after Tan Yushu hooked up with him, did he still want to marry a wife?

Chi Li stood there so angry that even the servant could see that something was wrong.

I didn't know what I said wrong, so I asked cautiously: "What's wrong, Master?"

Chi Li narrowed his eyes and snorted coldly: "It's nothing, let your master come to see me when he comes back."

Gatekeeper: ...

How could there be such an indescribable sense of disobedience in this appearance?

……

Tan Yushu jumped off the horse, and the servant saw him get off the horse, and immediately helped him hold the rope.

He took off his shirt, put it on the servant's hand, hehe said, "I'm not here for a few days, have the eminent monks of Efa Temple been here?"

"Master, it's a coincidence that Master Miaofa is sitting in the room right now."

Hearing this, Tan Yushu couldn't help smiling knowingly, and was about to step into the room quickly, when the servant suddenly thought of something and pulled him back: "But master, it seems a little unhappy to hear that you were not there when Master Miaofa came. "

Tan Yushu stopped in his tracks, and asked in confusion, "Why, didn't you tell him where I was?"

"Speaking of which, I said, master, you have gone to uncle's house. Hearing this, Master Miaofa seems not very happy."

"why?"

Tan Yushu was at a loss. He went to his uncle's house. Why is Brother Chi unhappy?

The boy didn't know why, but if he had to tell the truth, he felt that Master Miaofa's state at that time was the same as that of Mrs. Zheng when she found out that her husband was raising a concubine outside.

But I can't go back to his master like this, so I can only helplessly say: "I don't dare to ask, master, you should ask yourself."

Tan Yushu: ...

Well...Brother Chi does have thousands of reasons to be angry...

The cheerful steps suddenly became heavier, Tan Yushu tiptoed into the room, poked out half of his head, and said with a smile: "Brother Chi~"

Chi Li caressed the soft fur in his palm indifferently, and looked at him with an extremely ugly cat face, neither sad nor happy.

That "compassionate" expression like "King Yama" made Tan Yushu almost kneel down in court.

Did he...do something wrong?

Cautiously entered the door, tried to maintain a normal smile and said, "Brother Chi, what can I do for you?"

Chi Li squinted at him and snorted coldly: "Why are you alone?"

Tan Yushu was confused: "Why is it just me? Who else?"

Hmph, pretend!If he hadn't found out, this guy wouldn't have kept it from him for the rest of his life, right?

During Tan Yushu's absence, Chi Li finally figured out one thing, that is, Tan Yushu is an ancient person through and through.

It's the kind of ancient people who marry a wife, take concubines, have a bunch of children, and don't delay him from talking about true love with someone.

Not to mention that he was still a man, even if Tan Yushu really liked him, he would not openly talk about his relationship with him, it was just for fun.

Recalling Tan Yushu's attitude towards him, isn't it the same as the experienced Neptune who flirts with ignorant little girls?

After getting him and getting tired of playing, he smiled and said: "No way, my mother must let me find someone to inherit the family. Although I married a wife, I still love you!"

If he dares to disagree, pretend to regret: "That's no way, since you can't understand me, let's break up."

He kicked him away happily and conveniently, and his wives and concubines were in groups, and his children and grandchildren went endlessly.

Thinking of this, Chi Li almost turned into a puffer fish, Tan Yushu dared to play with him like this!

The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, Tan Yushu still didn't come back, and the low air pressure around Chi Li accumulated more and more.

Seeing Tan Yushu come in, he was dressed in a hunting suit, with a heroic appearance, which was different from before.

Oh, it's really Tan Yushu who dresses up so nicely to flirt with girls.

Narrowing his eyes, he said with a half smile but not a smile: "Where is your cousin? Didn't you go to pick up your cousin?"

what?

Tan Yushu looked at him suspiciously: "Although I went to pick up my aunt and cousin, of course they can't live in my house. My cousin is now in her boudoir, and she came to Beijing for the convenience of discussing marriage. The plums in the melon field are so misleading. So my mother arranged for my aunt and cousin to live in another courtyard in central Beijing for the time being."

Chi Li paused for a moment, it wasn't for Tan Yushu to discuss marriage, so the anger just now was for nothing?

However, even though the cousin's troubles were over, Chi Li was still very unhappy.

People like Tan Yushu, even if they don’t have a cousin, there will be other people. In modern times, many people can’t abandon the concept of "passing on the family line". What about Tan Yushu, an ancient man?

Chi Li knew that it would be unreasonable to make an ancient man conform to modern morality.But if he is allowed to be Tan Yushu's wife's lover, it will be like a thorn in his throat.

The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and he gave Tan Yushu a vicious look: Bah!Scumbag!

Tan Yushu:?

What did he do wrong?

Weakly asked: "Brother Chi... is there anything you want to come to me this time?"

Chi Li took a look at this "scumbag", and raised his chin confidently and confidently: "Send the cat."

Tan Yushu: ...

Was the cat still his?

But Brother Chi said yes, so that's it...

Hey, why can't Brother Chi just say that he just wants to come and see him?

Tan Yushu couldn't figure out the very inexplicable breakup.

"Yulang...Yulang..." A vague voice came from my ear, and suddenly, a loud shout came down with the wind of palm: "I'm talking to you!"

"Ok?"

Tan Yushu, who was slapped soberly, sat up straight and looked at his mother: "Mother, what did you say?"

Hu Chunniang: ...

"Didn't you hear a word just now?"

"Mother! I know my mistake!"

After finally coaxing his mother, I finally figured out what his mother just said.

Tan Yushu jumped up directly: "Mom, you mean to let me marry my cousin?"

"What? Can't you?"

Hu Chunniang flicked her handkerchief and snorted coldly, "I know, you guys from the Tan family look down on my relatives from my natal family, but you are my son, and no one knows you better than me. If you marry a well-matched family, you will only be able to play tricks on the wind." Yue's Miss Jiao, then you two will definitely be able to live this life like a 'fairy' without touching the ground. You go around in the officialdom every day, you don't care about this family matter, and neither does your wife. Let it go!"

After finishing talking, Zhanyan: "But these four girls, I met today, are really smart and smart, graceful, and can handle everything inside and out. You also met each other when you were young, and they played well at the beginning. You can be called childhood sweethearts. .Now that you are not married and she is not married, wouldn't it be better for the two of you to get together and get closer?"

Tan Yushu: ...

"Mother, she is my uncle's daughter. Marriage between close relatives can easily give birth to silly children!"

Hu Chunniang put her hands on her hips and asked suspiciously, "Who did you hear that from?"

"Brother Chi told me, it's absolutely true!"

Chi Li viciously reminded him this morning, but he didn't expect it to come in handy tonight.

After listening to Tan Yushu's explanation, Hu Chunniang was afraid for a while: "There is such a thing? Fortunately, I haven't told your aunt yet!"

Hu Chunniang originally cared about this marriage, but now she can only give up.

Hu Chunniang, who lost a daughter-in-law she liked, was a little disappointed at once, but quickly cheered up: "It's okay, then let's look outside."

Still looking for?

Tan Yushu didn't know what to say: "Mother, didn't you tell my cousin about kissing? Why is it all about me all of a sudden?"

Hu Chunniang glanced at him: "Nonsense, how old are you, and you are not married yet, won't people laugh if you say it?"

Tan Yushu: ...

Is he really that big?

Hu Chunniang looked at him and said with a smile: "Tell me, is there any girl you like? If you really like it, mother can also learn the customs of Mr. Chi Xiaolang, and let you 'free love' once."

Tan Yushu: ...

I don't know if it was because his mother mentioned Chi Li, but after hearing this question, Chi Li's terrifying face suddenly flashed in Tan Yushu's mind.

Shaking his head quickly, he said decisively: "Mother, no."

"Tch, it's boring, just as boring as your father." Hu Chunniang shook the handkerchief in disgust.

Tan Yushu:?

Did his mother want him to?

It's not that he hopes to have it, but does his son have some kind of illness? From childhood to adulthood, he has never found a girl, which is too boring.

Hey, it doesn't matter if it's boring, don't worry.

Hu Chunniang smiled and said: "Since there is no one, then when the spring outing begins this year, when boys and girls get together, Yulang, you have to seize the opportunity~"

Tan Yushu: ...

"Mom, don't be so anxious..."

"Then how can we not be in a hurry, your aunt had a grandson a few years ago, and I haven't even seen a hair yet."

"How can I start a family before I have a career? I still want to concentrate on my official career..."

"Did getting married delay your promotion? The prime minister and his wife."

"But now the foundation is not stable..."

"Isn't marriage better?"

"My current position is low, and others may not appreciate it."

"Just kidding, is it low at your age to do this? Even if you are low, with your looks alone, no one will want to marry you?"

Tan Yushu: ...

Is it really that difficult to think of a reason to marry later?

This excuse was completely useless, but it made Hu Chunniang alert and looked at him suspiciously: "Tell me the truth, do you have someone you like? It's not convenient for that person to show me..."

"Mother, really not!" Tan Yushu refused.

This is even more wrong!

Hu Chunniang slapped the table: "Fart, if there really isn't one, which normal man doesn't want to marry a wife, just tell me the truth!"

Tan Yushu: ...

At that moment, he suddenly made a bold decision!

Taking a deep breath, lowering his head, he said very sadly: "Mom, let me tell you the truth, in fact, I'm not very good..."

Hu Chunniang: ...

ha?

"What... what do you mean?"

Tan Yushu covered his face: "During the war before, I may have suffered a little injury, and then I was a little powerless when it came to the heir..."

Before he could finish speaking, Hu Chunniang slapped the table, stood up abruptly, pointed at him and said nothing for a long time.

Tan Yushu lowered his head and didn't dare to look at her, and whispered: "So mother, it's not that I don't want to get married, but if I get married, I will kill the girl for the rest of my life! Even if I don't get married, I can't form an enemy."

Hu Chunniang was about to die of anger, and thumped him on the back: "I didn't let you go at the beginning, but you went instead, what should we do now!"

Tan Yushu lowered his head and let Hu Chunniang vent, not daring to speak.

After Hu Chunniang calmed down, she immediately said, "Tomorrow, I will find you a good doctor..."

Tan Yushu hurriedly said: "No way, mother! There is no impenetrable wall in the world. If word spreads, how can I behave like a child!"

"That can't be like this!"

Tan Yushu hurriedly persuaded: "Mother, I can go to Brother Chi's for treatment, the doctor there is better at this kind of disease, and it won't be discovered!"

Hu Chunniang finally grasped a life-saving straw: "Really?"

"Mother, don't worry! I went to see it before, and the doctor said that the problem is not serious, and it will be fine if you take it easy!"

Hu Chunniang finally breathed a sigh of relief, thank God, there is another such encounter!

Tan Yushu also breathed a sigh of relief, but it was over.

Before going to bed, hugging the quilt and falling into self-doubt, what's wrong with him, even if he doesn't want to get married for a while, he can't tell such a lie to his mother!

Blinded by the quilt, he was so tormented by his chaotic thoughts that he could hardly fall asleep.

The next day, Tan Yushu walked out of the room with a sluggish expression, and saw his mother waiting for him at the door.

Mysteriously, he brought out a large bowl of dark soup: "Come, try this earthwork!"

Tan Yushu: ...

Retribution came really fast.

For some reason, Tan Yushu suddenly stayed at Efa Temple and refused to leave.

Chi Li looked at him but was no longer as happy as before: Hmph!Scumbag!

Tan Yushu: ...

Who is he messing with?

But that's not important, I cover my mouth and say... I want to vomit!What kind of fun did his mother play for him!

Chi Li looked at Tan Yushu who looked sleepy, but still couldn't help asking, "What's wrong with you?"

"It's okay, it's fine..."

Strong cheer up: "Brother Chi, the TV commercial said that your doctor can treat male infertility. Is it true?"

"What's wrong, you can't do it?"

Tan Yushu: ...

Ah yes yes yes!He is dying!