sheepskin for melon

The first time is raw, the second time is familiar, with the experience of the ancient times last time, Chi Li is no different from going home now.

Some of the things they brought were afraid of freezing and had to be moved into the house. In order to prevent anyone from discovering the change, they did not alarm the servants. Hu Chunniang and Chi's mother ordered Tan Yushu and Chi's father to move away.

Pond: ...

It seems that every time this time comes, he will be ignored?

Tan's mother and Chi's mother held the mobile phone flashlights in front of them to light up. Tan Yushu and Chi's father moved the things into the house, and then Chi's father and Chi's mother rested under Hu Chunniang's arrangement.

Tan Yushu went back to the backyard alone, and Chi Li was waiting for him with his arms folded. When he saw him coming back, he raised his chin to signal to the car, and said as it should:

"You move."

Tan Yushu blinked: Uh... okay.

Stacking two boxes together, I don't know why, but they are still a bit heavy, and suddenly I am a little curious, what is it?

Chi Li was shining next to him, and the two people's steps and shadows intertwined in a random way, and they soon arrived at Tan Yushu's room.

After entering the house, Chili found the fire pocket and lit the lamp.

Tan Yushu was carrying boxes beside him, silently watching Chi Li's familiar movements of looking for things.

Brother Chi is really familiar with his house...

Unlike bright electric lights, flickering candles are always filled with a drowsy blur.

Chi Li used to have a house in Tan's family, but now it is used to accommodate Chi's father and Chi's mother. There is no way, Chi Li can barely live with Tan Yushu.

Sitting in the room, the two were inevitably silent, but Tan Yushu thought of something and asked, "Brother Chi, what did you bring to Your Majesty this time?"

Chi Li raised his chin and signaled, "Look for yourself."

Tan Yushu, who got the permission, immediately became interested, took down a short dagger from the wall, cut off the tape, and when he opened it, he was stunned.

It's actually a whole box of dragon fruit!

Summer is the season when dragon fruit is hot. Tan Yushu, a real foodie, naturally has a bunch of fruits at home, and dragon fruit is no exception.

Tan Yushu couldn't help but smile knowingly when he thought of the outstanding effect of dragon fruit on intestines.

This gift is really appropriate for His Majesty~

After opening this box, Tan Yushu opened another box, which contained sections of thick leaves, which Tan Yushu couldn't recognize, so he asked Xiang Chili: "Brother Chi, what is this?"

"A branch of a dragon fruit."

Tan Yushu picked up a piece and looked at it carefully. He was very surprised: "Do the branches of dragon fruit look like this? I always thought it was on a tree."

Hmph, rare is more strange.

Although I thought so in my heart, in fact, Chi Li just knew about it.

Hearing Tan Yushu talk about Emperor Jiaming's constipation, Chi Li immediately thought of dragon fruit, a magical fruit.There are fruit farmers in the nearby villages who grow dragon fruit in large quantities, so after sending them back, Chi Li went to the dragon fruit garden again.Then I realized that dragon fruit does not grow on trees.

Dragon fruit belongs to the cactus family. Its branches are similar to cactus, with long thick leaves and small thorns.

Dragon fruit is a perennial plant that can grow for more than ten years, but it will be slower when it grows normally, and it will bear fruit in four to five years.

Fruit growers do not use seeds, but use leaf cuttings, which will grow faster, at the earliest half a year, and at most one year.

Because of this, Emperor Jiaming's dream of planting seeds by himself was shattered, and Chili could only buy another box of cutting leaves.

Fortunately, as a plant of the cactus family, dragon fruit is extremely tenacious in vitality, and it can survive by inserting a branch, and it can also be planted in a pot.

Last time, Chili brought a total of five sheds of plastic sheeting, and he took three out of them and gave them to the emperor. Now these five sheds are all planted, and there is no land for him to raise them, so he asked Emperor Jiaming to find a few pots for himself. Plant it in the house.

Looking at the whole box of bright red dragon fruit, Tan Yushu turned his head and looked at Chi Li expectantly: "Brother Chi, can I have one?"

I didn't want to eat it at first, but now that I saw it, I suddenly wanted to eat it!

Chi Li raised his chin and smiled slightly: "This is a tribute to your emperor, Mr. Tan?"

Tan Yushu blinked: "But now God knows the world, you know me."

Chi Li walked over and pinched his face: "Hmph, you are really a loyal minister."

"Thank you Brother Chi for the compliment."

So the bullying emperor couldn't see it, and the two had a taste of it first.

Tan Yushu peeled away the peel, raised the knife in his hand, and cut the flesh one by one neatly, picked up one piece and handed it to Chili.

Pond: ...

Tan Yushu looked at the flesh on the tip of the knife, and it seemed that something was wrong, but...

"If you eat it with your hands, it will stain your fingers..."

Pond: ...

So why can't you peel another one?

But Chi Li didn't ask, and bit off the pulp from the tip of the knife, eating it strangely.

Tan Yushu realized later——

Haha, it’s like feeding a cat~

But the little old man in his family has a very good temper, so he doesn't often use his claws at others.

……

The next day, Tan Yushu presented the box of dragon fruit and dragon fruit branches.

And said: "The eminent monk of Du'er was swimming in the sea, and got a box of strange fruits. He sent it in his dream, and gave him the technique of planting, as a reward for His Majesty's love."

After finishing speaking, he told Lu An how to eat and grow this dragon fruit.

Lu An, who came out to personally receive the gift from the eminent monk Du Er, looked unhappy, but still smiled meticulously: "Your Majesty Lao Tan, this servant will present this gift to His Majesty."

After speaking, he waved his hand and asked the little eunuch beside him to move into the house.

Just as he was about to return to his command, Tan Yushu gently stopped him.

Lu An bowed to Tan Yushu with a smile all over his face. Naturally, Tan Yushu didn't dare to accept the nobleman's gift, followed shortly, and took out a medicine bottle from his sleeve and stuffed it into his hand.

"Wen Zhangjian worked hard every day, overworked and sick, and every time he got sick, the pain was unbearable. Tan got a kind of magic medicine by chance, the effect of analgesia is very good, and it may relieve a part or two. It's just that the medicine is violent. It can only relieve temporary illnesses when the pain is unbearable, and you can use one pill when the supervisor is on duty, and you must not rely too much on this medicine at ordinary times, the supervisor should use it at his discretion."

There was a smile on Lu An's face. There were quite a lot of people who bribed him, but Tan Yushu was the first one to give him medicine.

When Tan Yushu was a housekeeper, Lu An had some contact with him.At that time, I felt that this little gentleman was as careful as a hair and thoughtful.After so many years, he is still the same considerate and thoughtful, bowing down and saying: "Thank you, Mr. Tan."

Tan Yushu also smiled back again.

Sit in the sedan chair, open the medicine bottle according to the method taught by Tan Yushu, inside are small white pills.Tan Yushu had no reason to tease him or harm him, so there should be no problem with the medicine.

He couldn't get out of it for a short time today, it was too painful, with the attitude of giving it a try, he asked his subordinates to find a glass of water and swallowed a tablet.

After a while, the pain really didn't feel so bad, Lu An couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief.

It's just that the effect is so fast, so it should be some kind of medicine for tigers and wolves, as Mr. Tan said.

Ordinary people may have a grudge against the person who offered this kind of tiger wolf medicine, but Lu An would not.

He is an eunuch, and what he has felt the most since he was a child is pain.After so many years of practice, no matter how painful it is, he can bear it without changing his expression, but being able to bear it doesn't mean he likes it.

Sometimes I think, if the pain keeps going on like this, it would be better to die clean, this medicine is like a timely help for him.

When getting off the sedan chair, Lu An's pace was already very relaxed.

He ordered someone to lift the box up, peeled the dragon fruit himself, cut it into pieces and presented it up.

Emperor Jiaming held up the silver chopsticks and tasted it. The refreshing and sweet taste made him widen his eyes.

"Sure enough, as the eminent monk Du'er said, the taste of this fruit is beyond words!"

Emperor Jiaming, Longyan Dayue, heard that dragon fruit could be planted in flower pots, so he distributed these branches to each palace for them to grow separately.

As a favored concubine, Lu Meiren got three branches and one dragon fruit.

Lu An, who delivered the decree, smiled kindly and said: "This thing has many seeds, so after His Majesty got it, he immediately gave it to the empress for a good fortune. There is only one fruitless branch in the other palaces, and this is the only grace of the empress. .”

Lu Meiren was very happy to hear that, and gave the palace man a wink, and the palace man immediately stuffed a small bag of gold beads into Lu An's hand, Lu An accepted it with a smile without refusing.

Lu Meiren sighed: "Thanks to the emperor's wrong love, but my stomach is really unbelievable. Every time I think of this, I feel ashamed of my majesty and can't sleep at night."

Lu An smiled slightly, he naturally knew what Lu Meiren was worried about, because the origin of Lu Meiren was indeed a bit of a legend.

There is a fairy master in Beijing named Bingchenzi, who is good at meeting people, giving orders, and admiring Fengshui, so he is often invited into the palace to discuss the Dharma with Emperor Jiaming.

One day, the two got up together, disguised themselves, and went on tour in micro clothes. Unexpectedly, they encountered an old couple beating a woman in the street, and a child next to him was crying loudly.

After asking the people around her, I found out that this woman married two husbands, and then both husbands were killed by her. The parents-in-law hated that this woman was unlucky, so they beat and scolded her frequently.

Bing Chenzi took a look at the woman's face, then laughed loudly and said: "Absurd, absurd, this woman is destined to have three sons, mother and son are both noble, it is clearly a sign of great nobility, why is there any ominous talk?"

Others didn't believe it when they heard this. If this woman is really a noble person, how could she kill two husbands.

The parents-in-law who were beating and scolding also put their hips on their hips and sneered, "You foolish talker, if this lowly hoof is ordered by a nobleman, I will kowtow to her from the top to the bottom of the city!"

Bing Chenzi also said firmly: "Since I have said so, if this hexagram is wrong, Pindao will not make a hexagram for the rest of his life."

Hearing their arguing, the surrounding audience immediately started booing.

The woman finally stood up from her parents-in-law's beating like a storm, crying secretly.

This woman was extremely beautiful, but under such embarrassment, she showed a bit of pear blossom and rain, which aroused people's pity.Emperor Jiaming watched from the side, suddenly his heart moved.

He has been in power for so many years, and there is only one regret, that is, he has no children.

If this woman is really destined to have three sons, wouldn't bringing her into the palace bring a prince?

Thinking of this, he accepted this woman as his concubine on the spot, who is now Miss Lu.

The group of people who watched the excitement were stunned. They never expected that a second-married woman would become an imperial concubine in an instant?

That Taoist hexagram is too accurate, this woman is really lucky!

In this way, it's not that she killed her first two husbands at all, but that her first two husbands were ill-fated and couldn't suppress her monstrous wealth.

After Meiren Lu became the imperial concubine, her former parents-in-law were so frightened that they really kowtowed to plead guilty, but Meiren Lu was generous in nature and forgave them.

Not only is she born beautiful, but also kind-hearted, tolerant and understanding, won the heart of Emperor Jiaming, and was honored and favored constantly.

Everything is beautiful, but the predestined third child has not come yet.

Lu Meiren is a person who thinks very clearly. She comes from a humble background, and what she relies on is Emperor Jiaming's favor.

But how long will this favor last? If she can't give birth to a child, everything will be gone, so she desperately wants to find someone to rely on.

Knowing what was on her mind, Lu An smiled and comforted her and said, "Your Majesty, don't worry. If you are upset, why don't you ask Your Majesty to ask your family to explain it."

Lu Meiren heard Lu An's implication, asking her to promote her family members as backing.

But her two sons are still young, and her parents and brothers only care about whether she can sell for a good price. Ever since she became a concubine, they have tried to blackmail her. Where can they rely on her?

If she can, she even wants to break up with her family, but filial piety is too big, if she wants to sit in this seat safely, she can't get the reputation of being unvirtuous and unfilial.

Seeing that Lu Meiren sighed, Lu An smiled again: "Your Majesty, don't worry too much. Thinking about the melons and fruits that Mr. Tan got in his dream, how miraculous, every time His Majesty gets it, the first thing that comes to mind is Your Majesty, who is so loved by His Majesty." , Madam, what are you worried about?"

Lu Meiren's expression changed, and the sudden mention of "Master Tan" in Lu An's speech seemed to have ulterior motives.

……

Dragon fruit is sweet and refreshing, and it is a fruit with large pulp and no seeds, which is very addictive.

Emperor Jiaming couldn't hold it back for a while, and ate two in one go, and the results were effective the next day.

Emperor Jiaming, whose intestines were smooth in an instant, was very comfortable, and then he suddenly realized that the eminent monk Du'er was so powerful that he even knew about his little troubles!

He was just lifting a finger, casually helping the eminent monk Du'er to raise a relative, but it turned out that the eminent monk Du'er was so interesting!

Emperor Jiaming immediately sent someone to deliver an order to burn incense in Efa Temple.

The emperor came here twice in a short period of time, and the Efa Temple became famous immediately.

This time, Emperor Jiaming came here to leave a generous gift, and he also traveled around the mountain temple and saw the "Ti'erfa Temple Winter Leek" left on the wall by Uncle Zhuangzi.

After reading it, I was immediately amazed by the wonderful prose written one after another, and praised Efa Temple for its spirit of gathering literary talents.

The other candidates who were lucky enough to pick him up in the mountain temple immediately burst into tears, feeling honored.

And Chi Li's parents were also among the crowd who picked him up, looking at the chubby Emperor Jiaming was very fresh:

emperor!Live!

A group of people can be said to enjoy themselves and are very happy.

Chi Li brought a whole box of dragon fruit branches. Emperor Jiaming was a person who liked to share happiness with others, so not only the concubines in the harem, but also the important officials in the court.

Although Tan Yushu was not an important minister, he also got a branch. Not only did he get a precious dragon fruit branch, but he also received other rewards.

After Tan Yushuwu successfully transferred the text, he has never been assigned a real job, but this time Emperor Jiaming bestowed on him "the compilation of the History Museum and the management of farming and mulberry affairs".Not only that, but also gave his mother a command.

Hu Chunniang was stunned immediately, she was already satisfied that her son could be transferred from martial arts to literary, but she never thought that one day he would be able to marry him!

Although according to the Yong system, the imperial order is one grade lower than the son or husband who was granted the title because of it, and Hu Chunniang can only be granted the title of fourth-rank respectful person, but it is already a great surprise for Hu Chunniang!

In modern times, the reason why Hu Chunniang's hair is full of silver hairpins is because although she is the mother of an official, she is not a royal and cannot wear gold.

And after receiving the imperial order, not only her clothes were improved, but the most important thing was that she could participate in some grand ceremonies hosted by the harem in the harem.

If she can make good friends with the nobles in the palace and the imperial courts, her son's future will be smoother!

correct!And his son's marriage!If he interacts with those wives more, it will be easier for his son to get married!

Hu Chunniang excitedly took the order to thank her, and Lu An smiled and said: "Please come, old lady. Lu Meiren once praised that old lady must be filial and virtuous, so that she can cultivate such a loyal and loyal pillar of the country as Mr. Tan."

Beauty Lu?

Tan Yushu and Hu Chunniang are astute, they know the whole story just by listening to these three words.

Lu An was a person close to the emperor, so he was naturally very precious, but a person of his status could not be easily moved by gold and silver treasures.

When Tan Yushu got acquainted with him in the old days, he knew that he had a hidden disease, and he was often in pain. When it was severe, he would even take Wushi powder to relieve the pain.

In modern times, after learning about western medicine, Tan Yushu discovered that some western medicines have miraculous effects on pain relief. Although they can also hurt the body, they are much better than the hallucinogenic and addictive Wushisan, so he brought a medicine from modern times. Bottle of painkillers.

After receiving the medicine, Lu'an reciprocated as expected, connecting with Lu beauties in the palace for him.

The harem and the court are closely related, and sometimes the pillow wind works better than anything else.

He has no influence in the harem, and Lu Meiren has no support outside the palace. Now the two "upstarts" just happen to be a perfect match and support each other.

Hu Chunniang knew the opportunity, and immediately went back to the house to prepare two generous gifts, one for Lu An, and the other Lu An's father-in-law would naturally understand.

After Lu'an left, Hu Chunniang couldn't help but beat Tan Yushu's back excitedly.

"My son! It seems that you gave the right piece of goldware! Also, Madam Lu comes from a different background, so she may prefer these straightforward yellow and white things. Madam Lu treats us so favorably, and we must repay her kindness! "

After finishing speaking, he happily held up the official uniform and seal: "But I want to go back to the house to try this auspicious costume first! Oh, yes, I have time to call your aunt, and everyone should appreciate the good things together hahaha! "

Tan Yushu: ...

Right now, he doesn't dare to speak at all...

In fact, he withheld the set of gold, not entirely for the purpose of hiding private money.

He has long wanted to go on Lu Meiren's path, otherwise he would not have spent time on Lu Meiren's birthday.

It's just that the accident later made him change his mind, but it was only a change of mind, not a dismissal.

Lu Meiren is now an imperial concubine and she has everything. For such a person, it is better to move her with love than money.

If there is anything that Lu Meiren, who is now a concubine, still worries about, it must be her two biological flesh and blood.

In the Yong Dynasty, filial piety was regarded as the sky. Even if Empress Lu was an imperial concubine, she could not take the two children away from her husband's house.

Those two families had absolutely no friendship with Miss Lu, and holding these two children, they naturally had the means to blackmail Miss Lu.

No matter how much gold and silver you give, it is better to help Madam Lu solve this problem, so Tan Yushu temporarily pressed the box of gold.

Guessing that Brother Chi might be a bit difficult, he thought about giving this to Brother Chi to solve his urgent need, and choose the gift for Empress Lu from modern times, maybe it would be more suitable for Empress Lu.

I never expected to be detained by Brother Chi...

Hey, how should I explain it to his mother...

After worrying for a while, Tan Yushu put it down. After all, His Majesty gave him a dragon fruit!

Although going around and coming back, it was quite fun.But this has a different meaning, he can now grow it legally!

Just at this moment, Chi Li, dressed in fiery red cassock, walked over, with a huge and ugly cat lying in his arms.

Tan Yushu was very happy when he saw him, and showed him Miao Miao: "Brother Chi just happened to come, let's grow fruit together!"

Pond: ...

Hmph, let him work as soon as he arrives, there really is Tan Yushu.

A big pot is needed to grow dragon fruit, but Yong Chao's favorite flower pots are all small and elegant, and there are not many large-sized styles.

Therefore, under the premise that the entire circle of dignitaries is in full swing to grow dragon fruits, they were sold out quickly.

Tan Yushu, who couldn't buy a big flowerpot at all, had to punch a hole in a small vat and move it to the house.

While digging in the cold wind, Chi Li doubted his life...

So why would he do such a thing?

With the joint efforts of the two, the dragon fruit seedlings that symbolize hope are finally planted!

I heard from Brother Chi that if the dragon fruit is fast, it can bear fruit in half a year.

Let’s count the time. When it’s summer, will we be able to eat dragon fruit in Dayong?

Tan Yushu said happily: "Wait for summer, I will invite Brother Chi to enjoy the fruits together."

Pond: ...

There really is him, Tan Yushu, who grows half of the fruit, and he has to invite him to eat it.