sheepskin for melon

Before Tan Yushu could react, Chi Li sneered, "Do you think I didn't bring anything when I came back?"

Tan Yushu covered his face full of doubts, and was about to ask why he pinched his face, when Chi Li's words diverted his attention: "Then what did Brother Chi bring back?"

Since he was so curious, Chi Li mercifully told him: "The Picture of Ten Thousand Buddhas."

Tan Yushu: ...

This answer is not surprising, after all, with the artistic value of "Ten Thousand Buddhas", there is no need for any additional things to raise its value.Even if no one recognizes it as an antique in modern times, it is not precious based on the length of the four-meter-long silk and the details that top painters spent 20 years polishing, but...

"After all, it is a sacred object bestowed by His Majesty. If His Majesty goes to the temple to admire the paintings on a whim one day, and the things are gone, how should he explain to His Majesty?"

"I haven't finished talking yet, and there's that rotten piano brought by that big persimmon."

"Big persimmon, cough..." Tan Yushu covered his mouth to stop himself from laughing, and sighed, "Brother Chi, the son of Prince Gong is distinguished, so don't be so outspoken, it's not good."

"Then you still laugh."

"Cough." Tan Yushu suppressed all his smiles for a moment, and said seriously: "Brother Chi actually brought the guqin 'Worry'. This piano is indeed priceless, but if it is the son..."

Chi Li snorted coldly without hesitation: "It's his honor to dedicate it to the eminent monk Du'er."

Tan Yushu thought about it for a while, and then stopped him no longer.Although the son is also a member of the royal family and has a noble status, he is not an emperor after all, so he doesn't need to be so careful, but Brother Chi seems to really hate the son.

Thinking about Prince Yuanning's modesty and respect for corporals, everyone who met him felt like a spring breeze, but this kind of charm seemed to have no effect on Brother Chi.

Suddenly, Tan Yushu raised a guess, could it be because Brother Chi is straightforward by nature and doesn't like people who beat around the bush?

Thinking of Tan Yushu's knee being shot by an arrow suddenly, his personality is actually quite similar to Prince Yuanning's.Speaking of which, in fact, when Brother Chi first met him, his attitude towards him was also very bad. Later, after being together for a long time, he gradually improved. Could it be...

Hey.

What can I do then? Personality is innate, and it’s hard for him to change it if he wants to, because it’s quite sad to be hated...

Chi Li was staring at Tan Yushu's reaction with a tense expression, but unexpectedly heard him sigh.

?

What's the meaning?Is he unhappy after selling that big persimmon Qin?

Pinch his cheeks fiercely: "What's the matter, do you have an opinion?"

Tan Yushu shook his head and said vaguely, "Brother Chi's idea is very good."

snort!

Let go, still unhappy for some reason.

After calming down, Tan Yushu stretched out his hand to the box containing the goldware, but was knocked away. Chi Li said coldly, "What are you doing?"

Tan Yushu was taken aback: "Brother Chi, aren't you going to sell that piano?"

"But you gave it to me, you just said it."

"Can……"

"But what?"

But it was his private money, and he took it out because he was afraid Brother Chi would need it. If he doesn't need it, can you return it to him!

Chi Li took the box away confidently, and said with a sneer, "If you don't listen to me in the future, I'll show this to your mother!"

Tan Yushu: ...

How could brother Chi be so hateful!

So that night, the two of them turned their backs on each other, and neither of them slept well...

Early in the morning, he got up decadently and looked at each other. After a brief silence, Tan Yushu cheered up and gave a big smile: "Morning Brother Chi, did you sleep well last night?"

Chi Li took a look at him, and left coldly holding the box: Huh, confiscated!

Tan Yushu: ...

I should be tougher and want to come back, but I'm used to what to do, and I don't dare to speak loudly to Brother Chi...

Father Chi didn't realize that these two people had their own ghosts.I got up and went out to have breakfast. As soon as I went out, I saw Chi's mother covering her face and dared not look up. Tan's mother was smiling and breaking her hand to let her show her face.

Father Chi asked in a daze, "What's the matter?"

Mother Chi put down her hands blushing, only to see that her long hair was combed into a low bun, and the silver comb that Tan Yushu bought was inserted in her hair.The eyebrows, which are usually not taken care of very much, are carefully taken care of, and the lips are dyed with bright lip balm.

When Chi's mother was young, she was also a well-known beautiful girl in eight villages.It's just that I had a hard time later, I worked hard for many years, and I didn't pay attention to dressing up, so I looked a little old.

After Tan's mother ordered her to make her look ten years younger, Chi's father was stunned, scratched his head and said with a smirk, "What are you doing? Those who didn't know thought you were married again."

Chi's mother's rare teenage thoughts disappeared after being beaten by Chi's father.He gave him a blank look, got up and went to cook.

After dinner, Mother Chi and Mother Tan got together to chat.

Tan's mother looked at Chi's mother's simple short-sleeved suit and shook her head: "To be honest, I don't think sister Mei's dress is really good-looking."

Mother Chi nodded in agreement. Hu Chunniang was wearing a well-tailored skirt, covered with a thin layer of red gauze, waving a fan between her fingers, matching her glamorous face with a swaying posture, so beautiful that people couldn't take their eyes off it.

After Tan's mother looked up and down, she took out a green dress from the package and forced Chi's mother to put it on.

After changing, she looked at her outfit as if she was in an ancient costume TV series, and Chi's mother was very rare.

Tan's mother likes wealth and honor, but she felt that she was not satisfied with it, so she pulled out two silver hairpins from her head, and put a silk flower on her head, and she was finally satisfied.

Mother Chi couldn't refuse, so she could only accept it, but it's really embarrassing not to give something back.

Thinking about the makeup that Hu Chunniang took out this morning, it looks rough, and the lipstick and eyebrows are also easy to fade. The ancient rouge powder may not be as good as modern cosmetics.

Seeing that Hu Chunniang's clothes are all exquisite, she must be a person who loves beauty very much. If she sees all kinds of modern beauty methods, she must be very happy, so she suggested: "Why don't we go shopping in a while, and I will take you to buy some makeup."

"Okay!"

When using Chimu's lotion in the morning, Hu Chunniang was overwhelmed by the fragrant and moisturizing ointment, and was thinking of seeing this modern "rouge powder".

So it was such a happy decision, excitedly holding hands and going out.

Chi's father looked at the beautifully dressed, and Chi's mother, who was going shopping, was dumbfounded, and stretched out her hand: "Wait a minute, I will drive for you!"

Chi's mother spat in disgust: "Come on, just your broken car! Let's take a taxi and eat outside at noon. You watch at home and find food for yourself at noon."

Father Chi: Huh?

Scratching his head and looking at Chi Li: "How about we buy a car worth [-] to [-] yuan?"

Now they are debt-free, and because of Tan Yushu's internet celebrity effect, they have made a fortune selling melons, and their son graduated from Q University, so they will definitely make money with their eyes closed in the future.

Then why was it so bitter before, haha, you have to enjoy it when you should enjoy it!

Pond: ...

It turned out that his father was a man who was disgusted by his wife and wanted to buy a car. This was the first time he recognized him as his biological father so clearly.

Not long after the gossip, more people came to the field to pull melons, and Father Chi went to work in the field.

Because of Tan Yushu's Internet celebrity effect, now customers who buy melons come to the door in person, and because there is no debt, Father Chi's heart is much less stressed, so he is willing to spend more money to hire permanent workers. I was so tired before.

After a period of relaxation, Tan Yushu finally recovered from the sadness of having his "private house money" paid. Thinking about what Chi's father said, he was even a little happy: "Is our family going to buy a car? It's the kind that runs very fast." your little car?"

Pond: ...

Who and you are our family!

He said blankly: "Let's go."

"Where?"

"Sell the piano, how can you buy a car if you don't have money?"

Tan Yushu suddenly became happy: "How many cars can you buy with the money from selling the piano?"

This Chi Li really didn't know, so he looked at the Yuanqin: "Ordinary pianos are so expensive, so it's an old thing, even if you don't know any dynasty, can you sell it for hundreds of thousands?"

Tan Yushu: ...

Although he still can't clearly distinguish the concept of hundreds of thousands in modern times, Chi Li's tone tells him that obviously, he doesn't take the value of this violin seriously.

In order to buy a few more cars, Tan Yushu took the piano from Chi Li and said with a smile, "Brother Chi, let me sell the piano."

In the city's largest antique auction house, the staff are so busy that their feet don't touch the ground. This business tests both eyesight and mouth. Everyone is tense.

The receptionist had just sent away a difficult client, and when he took a sip of water to rest his breath, a gentle voice gurgling like water sounded: "Excuse me, is the piano here?"

The staff's ears were itchy from the warm voice, and when they looked up, they immediately gasped.

I saw a tall young man with lowered eyebrows, standing there quietly holding a guqin.An unbelievably long hair was gathered into a ponytail and hung down the back, revealing a slender and delicate neck, and an unbelievably beautiful fair face.

The staff suddenly seemed to have eaten a lump of ice in summer, and the exhaustion was swept away, and the reception was full of enthusiasm: "Accepted, show me your piano, I will check the quality first."

The young man seemed to hesitate for a moment, and finally put down the qin slowly, and turned his head away from looking at it, as if he didn't feel bad about it.

The staff usually see the antique dealers the most. They don’t feel bad when those old fritters are sold.

And the appearance of this child, at first glance, is a private collection for sale.

If private collections are not in trouble at home, most people will not sell them. Such ones are just at a low price, and they are their favorite sellers.

In the past, the staff never hesitated when doing this, but seeing this kid's lost look, for some reason, his conscience suddenly felt a little bit off.

Otherwise, don't press too hard.

Examining the violin with a tinge of pity, I was shocked at first sight.

He is an outsider, and although he doesn't know very well, he knows a little bit about everything.The first thing to look at this guqin is to judge the age by the broken lines, and this piano is actually a rare "tortoise shell broken"!

Hiss - this is really big business.

The staff immediately became more cautious, and said with a smile: "I'm not good at taking the piano test, please come in and chat in detail, I'll ask our experts to take a look."

The young man nodded obediently, and hugged Qin back into his arms again. "

In less than a moment, the three gray-haired experts gathered together, and even the owner of the auction house came in person.

After exploring all kinds of methods around Qin, he gave the boss a tacit wink, and the boss immediately understood that it was a "big thing."

So he piled up his fat face and cupped his hands with a smile: "Little brother, please introduce your piano to us."

The young man raised his head with melancholy eyes, then straightened the qin, sat cross-legged, stroked the strings with his fingers, and said in a low voice, "This qin is called 'Aisheng'. The wood is the qin. There is a phoenix roosting tree in the mountain. It will not fall for 300 years after being hit by lightning and wind and frost. broken, wandering and wandering, so I named this zither a 'sorrow'."

After finishing speaking, a pair of slender and beautiful hands like onion tubes caressed the strings. The sound of the piano was crisp and clear, but the tone was extremely mournful. A group of businessmen present just wanted to hear the tone, but slowly, their faces revealed a sense of depression.

At the end of the song, the young man said slowly: "The piano is 'Sorrow', and the song is 'National Memorial'."

This time, even the owner of the auction house could tell the clear texture of this piano, how could the three guqin experts present not be able to tell that this piano is absolutely exquisite!

But the Qin is a good Qin, so the price still needs to be lowered. An expert smiled and said: "Little brother, you said this Qin is a Song Qin? But the shape of this Qin is completely different from that of Song Qin, and it is not signed at the time. It is really hard for us to believe it." Its age."

The young man raised his eyes quietly, and said slowly: "But you should know that the age of the guqin is high, and the quality of the material is second. This Qin is 300-year-old green paulownia. The wood is dense and does not soak in water or fire. You can know its material by weighing it. The broken tortoise shell has a history of at least 500 years, and it is well preserved. The sound is beautiful and it is a priceless treasure. If you don’t want to pay a high price, you can also discuss it. Why bother to slander this piano.”

Crowd: ...

I'm an expert...

Since everyone is clear, we can only play with the price, the boss smiled amiably and said: "What price do you want to offer, little brother?"

The young man hugged Qin in his arms, and said timidly: "You guys bid first, and I'll see..."

Good guy, whoever bids first will lose, but this person doesn't follow any tricks, just looks at you so pitifully, and instead puts a few old fried dough sticks out of the game, and has no choice but to bid: "Little brother, we will do it sincerely!" Business, buy it now, 800 million, what do you think?"

The young man tilted his head and thought for a while, then looked at them: "8000 million."

Crowd: ...

Dude, you sit up 10 times?

"This is too..."

Before they could finish speaking, the young man glanced at them quietly, then walked out slowly with the piano in his arms.

"Wait!" Seeing Qin leave, several people became anxious and wanted to stop him.

The young man turned his head to look at them, and said slowly, "What are you doing? You can't rob, I beat people very badly."

Crowd: ...

This is the first time I found that cucumber eggs are so difficult to deal with...

"Talk again! Let's talk again!"

……

Chi Li was bored outside the auction house. When a group of people saw him bald, they didn't dare to look at him. They all avoided him, and Chi Li was happy.

Suddenly, a notification sound appeared on the phone.

His other cards were all frozen by Zhou's family in the name of "recovering his own property", so he got a new card in another bank, and now this new card reminds him that 5000 million has been credited to his account.

And Tan Yushu also came out from inside, and said with a smile, "Brother Chi, it's sold."

Pond: ...

Just now, this seemingly harmless guy sold an unsubstantiated "antique" brought from another world for 5000 million...

Tan Yushu looked at him with unusually bright eyes: "Brother Chi, how many cars can you buy with this money?"