sheepskin for melon

After the two made an agreement, there was one thing that was imminent, and that was the ID card.

In today's society, it is difficult to move without an ID card. It is always not good for Tan Yushu, an undocumented person, to stay like this for a long time.

So early in the morning, Chi Li drove a mule cart and took Tan Yushu to the police station to apply for household registration.

There were few people handling business in the small town, so they went in without queuing. The policeman who applied for household registration widened his eyes after hearing Chi Li's story: "You mean... he is a fool?"

"Ah."

Tan Yushu: ...

With an elegant yet decent smile, he said, "I'm not."

The policeman also didn't believe it. If you look at this face carefully and say that he is a fool, who would believe it!

Chi Li folded his arms and said, "But he said he was an ancient man."

In the eyes of the policeman asking for confirmation, Tan Yushu nodded: "Yes, I am."

"It also said that he was a general who commanded an army of one hundred thousand troops."

Tan Yushu continued to nod: "Yes, I am."

"When I first met, I was still stealing melons in my field."

"I don't have this."

Chi Li spread his hands and said calmly: "Look, I'm not wrong."

Police: ...

In line with the principle of conscientiousness, with a professional smile on his face, he asked Tan Yushu kindly, "What's your name?"

"Tan Yushu."

"How old is this year?"

"Twenty and two."

"Where are you from?"

"Ancient people."

Police: ...

Recording the only information in the register, the policeman said to Chi Li: "In view of this situation, let's register his household registration at your house first, please look at him and order it. Our colleagues will collect a blood sample and fingerprints for him in a while." , Go to Curry to compare, and if you find his family, you will be notified immediately."

Chi Li nodded indifferently: "Okay."

Tan Yushu thoughtfully said: "Don't dare to work, give me a knife and I can do it myself."

Police: ...

I really can't see it, a good young man, he is stupid if he says he is stupid.

The matter was handled so smoothly, but when the police took him to the hospital not far next door, Tan Yushu fell into deep thought.

The oncoming nurse in white was very kind, and skillfully unwrapped the package, revealing the gleaming needle, smiling and sticking it into the vein on his arm.

Tan Yushu: ...

Before I came here, I never said that there was such a thing...

Along the way, Tan Yushu didn't speak, but pressed his arm with a listless expression.

Chi Li turned his head away and frowned: Why is it reasonable for a person who looks bullied by him, who is not afraid of taking blood with a knife, but is only afraid of such a small needle?

He waved his whip irritably: Anyway, if he doesn't speak, he won't!snort!

The two went home in silence, Chi Li hit the keyboard as soon as he got home, forgetting all his troubles.

But after a while, Tan Yushu walked in, holding a stack of thick books in his hands, flattered and said: "Brother Chi, did you give this to me?"

Pond: ...

Xia Xuan's appearance yesterday made Chi Li forget these books in the car. When Chi's father left, he handed them to Chi's mother, and then Chi's mother handed them to Tan Yushu.

While Chili was pondering how to answer this question, Tan Yushu said a little shyly, "Thank you, Brother Chi, for your kindness, but there is one thing, next..."

Chi Li frowned: "Can't you just say something if you have something to say?"

"Brother Chi, forgive me." Tan Yushu raised his head awkwardly but smiled politely, "I don't even know the characters here."

Pond: ...

So the next day, Chili went to that bookstore to buy a "Chinese Dictionary".

In the Internet age, people go viral every day for various reasons. A melon blogger named "Hardworking Melon Farmer" suddenly became popular. I want to ask why——

"Wow! Xiaoyu Tie Tie, look at the camera!"

"What book are you reading? Look at me too!"

"Look at the camera once, buy a melon!"

Feeling something on the other side of the screen, he turned his head and smiled at the camera of the phone.

In an instant, the spring was warm and the flowers were blooming, the water was rippling, and the spectators in front of the screen immediately screamed "Aww".

I can make such a beautiful man smile for me in this life, the Sa family is worth it in this life!

Today's watermelons in the live broadcast room were sold out in an instant.

Tan Yushu stopped selling melons outside in a few days, and instead brought goods in the live broadcast room.Thanks to the huge traffic of college students of A, the popularity suddenly increased.

No matter where it is in the world, human beings love beauty in the same way, so Tan Yushu has become a small internet celebrity with hundreds of thousands of fans without anyone's help.This kind of potential immediately attracted the official of the live broadcast platform, and began to cooperate with the Chi family to sell melons live.With the support of the platform, it is even more incredible, as if he has become the first brother of the platform.

After the "hardworking melon farmer" account became popular, everyone quickly picked out this melon seller Chi's house, which is the home of the fake young master in the "true and false young master" incident that shocked the whole country.

At first, the Zhou family wanted to spend money to hire sailors to lead the rhythm, but before the Chi family was just an ordinary farmer, they were soft-spoken and no one cared about them, so it doesn't matter how the Zhou family guides the wind.

But now what kind of traffic is Tan Yushu?

Powerful netizens immediately responded: "You got under someone's bed, do you know what happened back then?"

"The Chi family changed the child, what's the evidence? Just by touching your lips?"

"Anyone who spreads rumors without evidence will be reported to the Internet police!"

Not only that, but someone actually picked up the truth of the year, and with great powers, they found out that Zhou's company had a big problem and almost went bankrupt. The brain hole is wide open, and it is close to the truth.

When the Zhou family found out this sign, they were in a cold sweat, and quickly withdrew the navy to cool down, not daring to make a fuss about it.

And another Li Jia who wanted to make a fuss, somehow the accounting problem was made public, and he probably didn't know where to drink tea at this time.

Ha ha, who does Chi Li want to punish, and uses Xia Xuan to help?

Father Chi doesn't use to sell melons very much these days. His melons are now "Internet celebrity melons", and vendors from all walks of life around him flock to them. The supply exceeds demand, so that he has to limit the amount of melons he sells online.

Those who couldn't grab the melons began to lie down in front of the screen to look at the beauty. The beauty was wearing a green shirt, holding a book in her hand, her eyebrows were lowered, her lips were slightly parted, and she was indescribably gentle.

The people behind the screen were drooling greedily, nympho said: "Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu! What book are you reading! I want to read it too!"

Chi Li's face stretched three feet long, and he directly approached the camera, and then the fans could see clearly...

What Tan Yushu held in his hand was a phonetic version of "Three Hundred Poems of the Tang Dynasty", and beside him were several phonetic versions of "Grimm's Fairy Tales" and "Andersen's Fairy Tales".

Tan Yushu read "Three Hundred Poems of the Tang Dynasty" seriously, and murmured: "The moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost on the ground..."

fan:……

For some reason, this earth-shattering handsome guy suddenly lost his fragrance.

Their younger brothers in kindergarten don't even watch this stuff, okay?

Tan Yushu was so popular, the local policeman also paid attention to it, and couldn't help but shed sad tears when he saw this scene: such a good child, everything is normal everywhere, how can he be a fool!

They put Tan Yushu's body data into the system for matching, but found no relevant information, and he was not a fugitive, so they issued the ID card with confidence.

It's just that his IQ is not perfect, and he needs a guardian to watch over him. The Chi family is willing to be this guardian, and everyone is really happy.

Seeing how Chi's family taught him how to read and write, he is really a good person!And Tan Yushu also used his face to help the Chi family get business. This is a good reward for a good man!

It turns out that what is sung in the song is true: As long as everyone gives a share of love, the world will become a better tomorrow~

Life was so ordinary, and the "Three Hundred Tang Poems" in Tan Yushu's hands finally became "The Art of War in the Cold Weapon Era".

This classic work compiled by well-known military scholars not only includes the analysis of military equipment in various eras, but also contains detailed illustrations of famous classic battles in history. Tan Yushu was fascinated by reading it.

However, the night of the full moon is today, and the time to go home is coming.

However, this time there was another person to accompany him back.

At the beginning, Chi's father and Chi's mother were extremely opposed to Chi Li going to the ancient times. Among other things, there is no reason for this channel. What if it doesn't open next time?Don't we want to stay in ancient times forever?

Although the ancient life described in the TV series is very desirable, the fact is that ancient times are a place where people may die even if they catch a cold.

These words actually hit Tan Yushu. He actually knew nothing about the passage between the two worlds. He entered the other world rashly with a lonely heart, and worried every night whether he would stay in this foreign country forever.

And if Chi Li stayed in ancient times, it would be even worse. Only Tan Yushu knew how terrible his hometown was compared to this place.

People are not grass and trees, who can be ruthless, together for such a long time, Tan Yushu can also feel the sincerity of Chili towards him, so at the last moment, Tan Yushu still softened his heart, I hope he can think again.

Chi Li sneered and said, "Am I a child, and I can't be responsible for my own decisions? In this world, risks and opportunities have always coexisted. You can advance or retreat, decide on your own, gain or lose, and have no complaints against others."

"But there is one thing that needs to be taken care of. I don't know when this channel will be closed. We may both stay in each other's world. If you stay in my world, I will support you forever. If..."

"If Brother Chi stays in my world, Tan Yushu swears against the blue sky that he will protect Brother Chi's prosperity and comfort for the rest of his life. If he breaks this oath, God and man will kill each other!"

Pond: ...

What's wrong, suddenly swearing.

But it was clear that Chi Li had made up his mind, and even the nine cows couldn't pull it over.

One of the big problems in going to ancient times is how to solve your hair. The modern age is very tolerant, so even if Tan Yushu has long hair, others will just marvel at how good-looking they are, but if you have short hair in ancient times, people will wonder if you are a prisoner who has been "punished". Chi It's just a matter of camouflage.

Tan Yushu waited quietly for him to come back at home, but the moment he saw Chi Li, the book in his hand fell to the ground with a "click".

At first, Chi Li thought that he could just bring a wig to it, but he didn't expect that it would be so troublesome to stick it on.

Thinking of staying in ancient times for a month and having to take care of this thing every day, Chi Li became irritable, so he—

shave!up!one!indivual!Light!head!