Your Majesty's Group Pet Manual [Ancient and Modern]

Wei Pingye originally wanted to consult Rong Rong's opinion, but he didn't expect to see a little villain splashing water on him.

Wei Pingye stretched out his hand and blocked the water outlet of the small water gun: "Your Majesty?"

got caught.

Rong Rong raised her head and smirked at him: "Grandpa..."

Wei Pingye picked him up: "Come on, I need to ask His Majesty about something, let's go in and talk."

"it is good."

Wei Pingye carried Rong Rong back to the living room, put him on the sofa, took out a small towel, and helped him wipe his face and hands.

Wei Hirano's manager said to Rong Rong, "Rong Rong, there is a variety show, and you and Grandpa Wei are invited."

Rong Rong opened his mouth wide: "Invite me?"

"That's right, Rong Rong was invited." The manager patiently explained, "For this variety show, five parents and children like you and Grandpa Wei have been invited to participate together."

"Then why did you invite me?"

"Kids make friends together. Parents, talk about raising children. Let's play games together."

"Like at the gosling farm?"

"Yes, it's like being in a kindergarten." The agent continued, "However, when playing games, there will be cameras to shoot everyone, and then show it to many audiences, uncles and aunts."

"Hmm..." Rong Rong thought, "Is it the same as making movies with Grandpa Wei?"

"almost."

Rong Rong said seriously: "Then I have to think about it."

Wei Hirano pinched the tip of his little nose, hey, he's still pretending to be old-fashioned.

The agent said, "By the way, this show is sponsored by Miaozi Milk."

"Meow Milk?" Rong Rong's eyes lit up, she stood up from the sofa, but quickly sat back down, "Uncle, I have already said, I have to think about it."

"Okay, then Rong Rong thinks about it slowly, and when he's done thinking about it, tell grandpa, and let grandpa tell uncle."

Rong Rong nodded: "Yes."

The agent sat for a while and left.

Rong Rong waved at him: "Bye, uncle."

Wei Pingye glanced at the time, and picked up Rong Rong: "Tonight, I'm going to have dinner at Cici's house. Grandpa will take your Majesty to take a bath first."

"it is good."

Wei Pingye poured warm water into the children's bathtub, and Rong Rong picked out a red foam ball.

"Grandpa, I'm going to use tomato-flavored puffballs today."

"...this is strawberry flavor."

"Tomato flavor." Rongrong threw the bubble ball into the water.

Wei Pingye and Rong Rong, two lovely (fast) pity (happy) grandchildren who go out to eat every day.

Cicada's mother really couldn't bear to watch them go out to eat every day, so she invited them to her home for dinner.

In the bathroom, Rong Rong crawled out of the tub full of bubbles, Wei Pingye took the shower head, washed off the bubbles from his body, then picked up the towel and wrapped him up.

Rong Rong smelled delicious, and Wei Pingye dressed him up.

"Okay, grandpa, change your clothes again, and we'll set off."

"it is good."

Rong Rong obediently sat outside and waited for his grandfather. Within a few minutes, Wei Pingye came out.

He held fruit in one hand and Rong Rong in the other: "Let's go."

The watered garden was extraordinarily fresh, Rong Rong led her grandfather along the wet stone path.

The two came to the stab house.

Rong Rong stood on tiptoe and rang the doorbell: "Ting Ting, we are coming."

Ji Tin, who had been waiting inside the door for a long time, straightened his clothes, puffed out his small chest, and opened the door: "Welcome."

Trick's parents also came out of the kitchen: "Come on?"

"Hello, Uncle and Auntie." Rong Rong said hello, and hurried to Tic, and whispered to him, "Tic, I have something to tell you."

For the matter of variety shows, if you don't discuss it with Cicada, Rong Rong can't help but agree to it.

Jiji took his hand and took him out: "Mom and Dad, Furry and I will go to the garden to play."

"Okay, you can't run out the door."

"understood."

The two cubs sat down at the wooden table in the garden, just in time for the grown-ups to see them from the kitchen window.

Jiji said, "Shaggy, tell me."

Rong Rong asked earnestly: "Tick, do you know variety shows?"

"Hmm..." Cici thought for a while, "Of course I know, it's a variety show."

Rong Rong didn't seem to notice anything wrong: "Then Uncle Meng said, someone invited me to participate in a variety show, should I go?"

"Ah?" Cinnamon looked serious, thinking seriously, "What kind of variety show is that? Breakthrough?"

"Breakthrough?"

"It's "Bravely Forward". If you don't break through, you will be thrown into the water."

"It's not "Bravely Forward", Uncle Meng said, it's about making friends with other children."

Thorn:? ! ! !

"That's a dating show?!"

Rong Rong was puzzled: "A blind date show?"

"It's "You Are Not Disturbing"!" Tingting was angry, "Shaggy, you are not allowed to participate!"

Rong Rong was surprised: "Jing, you are on fire."

Just then, in the kitchen behind them, Papa Sting turned on the fire and put the kid's steaks in the pan.

Wei Hirano was also asking for their opinions: "I haven't paid attention to children's variety shows, do you know?"

Trick's mother asked: "Is it "Happy Growth"?"

"It seems to be called that name."

"They also found Tic's father and Tic yesterday." Tic's mother said, "It's just an ordinary parent-child variety show. Five pairs of parents and children go out to play together. Anyway, they are idle during the summer vacation. I told Tic, But Sting refused to go."

"why?"

Cicada's mother was convinced: "He doesn't want to be separated from Rongrong."

Known child Moruomu.

In the next second, Jiji pulled Rongrong, walked to the window, and stood on tiptoe: "Mom!"

Trick's mother opened the window: "What's wrong?"

"Fluffy is going to a blind date show! Stop him!" Ticci said loudly, and Rong Rong stood obediently by the side, still thinking about whether he was going to a blind date show or not.

Cicada's mother looked confused: "What?"

Why did it suddenly become a dating show?

Trick, your brain circuit...we can't keep up...

At seven o'clock in the evening, the family sits at the dining table.

Rongrong and Cici sat in the baby chair, and Cici's father explained while helping them cut the steak into small pieces.

"What Rong Rong is going to is not a blind date show, but a children's variety show. Did you forget about that variety show? A few days ago, you came to look for Tirana in that variety show."

Rong Rong's eyes lit up, does Ting Ting want to go too?

Cicada said confidently, "I forgot, I didn't want to go."

Woo, Rong Rong was disappointed, it turned out that the thorn couldn't go away.

Citing turned his head: "Shaggy, don't look at me with such crying eyes, I won't go."

Rong Rong asked: "Really?"

Cici's mother responded casually: "Fake, if you go, Rongrong, Cici will definitely go too."

Spikes smoke.

Rong Rong hurriedly said: "Taxi, then I'm going."

"..." Tick suspected that Furry was trying to piss him off on purpose again, but Tick had no evidence.

Rongrong looked at Jiji expectantly with star eyes: "Jiji, I'm going."

"Got it." Citing whispered, "Then I will go too."

Ting's mother snickered, she knew it.

Citing loudly announced to Rong Rong: "I decided to go to protect you, who told you to be a fool, if you go out alone, you will be bullied by others."

Rong Rong didn't hear the words behind him at all, Rong Rong only heard——

"Great, Trick is going too!"

"..." Ji Ting was helpless, Furry didn't listen to him seriously at all!

After dinner, the two children got together and discussed for a long time.

"Trick, I want to play."

"Hairy, variety show is not as simple as you think."

"How difficult is it?"

"Very difficult."

"Then Brother Thorn is with me, it won't be difficult."

"Of course." Jiji put her hands on her hips, "I will protect you, now let's discuss how we should appear."

Rong Rong nodded: "Yes."

"I think I could be a cool kid, how about you?"

Rong Rong shook her head: "I don't know."

Ting Ting was speechless: "You can go in the style of a little silly kid like 'I don't know anything'."

"Hmm..." Rong Rong shook his head again, "I'm not a fool."

"You're a little fool."

"I'm not."

Rongrong and Stan had a lively discussion.

"Miaozi Milk·Happy Growth" is a parent-child live broadcast variety show launched by Apple TV.

The program invited five pairs of parent-child guests and sent them to Taoyuan Mountain.

On Taoyuan Mountain, they will take a half-month parent-child tour, during which the program team will assign them various tasks.

Since the show was released, there have been speculations about who the five pairs of guests invited by the show group are.

The day before the live broadcast, the show released the silhouette posters of five pairs of guests.

【I'm coming!finally come! 】

[What can be seen in the silhouette?Don't keep it up, hurry up and make an official announcement]

The first three posters are all in a warm style, while the latter two are obviously different from the former.

[The fourth picture, both father and son are wearing suits, right?The kid is so imposing, Sihashiha]

[Did the fifth photo be sent by mistake?Why do the silhouettes look like ancient costumes? 】

[Obviously ancient costumes, a general in armor, a child wearing a crown, the general even knelt down on one knee]

[The program group has successfully developed time-traveling technology, invited ancient guests? 】

It didn't take long for someone to recognize it.

[It's His Majesty Rong Rong and Killing God Wei Hirano! 】

Someone posted a screenshot from the movie, Rong Rong poked his head out from behind the screen, Wei Pingye was wearing bloody armor, and the two met with curious and murderous eyes.

[Grandpa and grandson are coming! 】

[Let me just say, Killing God Wei Hirano put down the butcher knife and lived happily with His Majesty]

[Knock me out immediately, let me open my eyes and tomorrow will be]

【My Majesty, Rongrong, your fleshy little face is particularly obvious in the silhouette! 】

……

In the eager anticipation of the audience, the second day finally arrived.

The program is conducted in the form of live broadcast. When the guests are separated, there are five live broadcast rooms. When the guests are doing tasks together, it becomes one live broadcast room.

On the first day of the program, according to the procedure, the staff will pick up five groups of guests, film their daily life and the process of packing their luggage, let the audience get acquainted with the guests first, and then take them to Taoyuan Mountain.

At seven o'clock in the morning, two cars drove into Rongjing Garden.

The staff in charge of Xie's house got out of the car, and the camera was aimed at the gate of Xie's house.

It's still very early, but the barrage has already been brushed up.

[Where are the father and son in suits? 】

[Is the father and son in suits from this family? 】

[It seems that there is also a machine next door]

The staff stepped forward and rang the doorbell, and Trick's parents came to open the door: "Hello."

The prickly mother wore a simple sky blue dress, which was simple and comfortable.

Tin's dad... At Tin's request, he wore a suit.

[It turned out to be Jiang Yan's wife! 】

[My wife's husband is so handsome! 】

[Confirmation is correct, this family is father and son in suits]

The staff were very experienced, and they lowered their voices and asked, "Is Kid Ting still sleeping?"

Trick's parents exchanged glances with complicated expressions: "Tthorn is not sleeping, he went to play next door."

"..."

The staff turned their heads and glanced at the neighbor.

[Hahahahaha program group is stupid]

[There is also a camera next door, so these two groups of guests are neighbors]

The staff smiled: "Then let's go to the next door and have a look."

"it is good."

Just at this time, another group of staff also knocked on the door of Rong Rong's house.

Wei Pingye was cutting bread, held up a bread knife, and opened the door for them: "So early?"

staff member:! ! !

"Excuse me." Wei Pingye put the bread knife behind his back, turned sideways, and let them in: "Your Majesty is still awake, do you want to go up and take pictures?"

"it is good."

[It turned out to be him! 】

[Privately call him Your Majesty?I'm so ashamed]

[Old Wei, you're actually wearing a pink bear apron?Where is the morality?Where is the bottom line?Where is the address? 】

At this time, the staff of the stabbing team also came.

"Please squeeze, our cubs are here too."

The two studios merged temporarily, the staff went upstairs, and Wei Pingye led the way.

"Your Majesty's room is here."

Wei Hirano gently pushed the door open.

In the room, Rong Rong was sleeping, and Citing lay beside him, talking next to his ear.

"Hairy, you have to get up, we are going to participate in the show today..."

"Hairy, I'm here to accompany you because you want to participate in the show, you can't stay in bed..."

"Shaggy, shaggy, shaggy..."

Prick repeater.

"Tingting, I'm so sleepy."

After Rong Rong said this, Ting Ting's little head fell forward and lay on the same pillow as him.

Trick fell asleep too.

Before falling asleep, Tantan didn't forget to pull some quilt from Rongrong to cover himself.

"..."

【Hahahahahaha】

[Let them sleep! 】

Wei Pingye and Jiji's father stepped forward and picked up their cub.

"Rongrong, it's time to wake up. We got up to shoot the show. Grandpa made breakfast. You see, grandpa got up very early today."

Rong Rong nestled in Wei Pingye's arms, sliding straight down like a pool of melted gummy candies: "Grandpa, it was obviously you who kept scaring me last night, so scared that I couldn't sleep."

Wei Pingye turned pale with shock: "You can't say that."

The staff reacted quickly: "Rongrong, what did grandpa tell you?"

Rongrong rubbed her eyes: "Grandpa said that many people would want to take Rongrong home when they saw Rongrong, so Rongrong and grandpa separated."

【Yes, Auntie wants to take Rongrong home】

[Don't be too confident, cute kids are useless to me]

The staff also asked Ting Ting: "Ting Ting, why did you fall asleep?"

Citing was still wearing a small suit: "I came to call Furry to wake up, and then fell asleep."

The parents took their cubs away and took them back to wash them again.

Eight in the morning.

Rong Rong was wearing a small white T-shirt and light yellow duck overalls, sitting at the dining table, eating the love breakfast prepared for him by Wei Pingye——

Sliced ​​bread with warm milk.

Rongrong was still a little sleepy, holding a plastic fork, picked up a piece of bread, soaked it in milk, soaked it, and took it out.

Rong Rong opened his mouth and ate the milk and bread, because his mouth was too small, a drop of milk dripped onto Wei Pingye's hand.

"Is the breakfast made by grandpa delicious?"

"Delicious!" Rong Rong twisted.

[Wei Hirano is actually a culinary expert]

【I'm looking forward to Wei Hirano cooking】

After breakfast, the staff will conduct some simple interviews with them.

"Let me introduce myself first."

Wei Pingye looked at Rong Rong and asked him to come first.

Rong Rong slid down from the chair, stood on the ground, and bowed to the staff who asked the question: "Hi everyone, my name is Rong Rong..."

In the next house, the jab did the same thing.

They had rehearsed together and had to have a cool appearance.

Jiji slid down from the sofa, bowed, and said hello loudly: "Hi everyone, I'm Jiji!"

Behind……

Forgot later.

Rongrong and Jiji are not in the same place, but they move in sync, touching their little heads.

Rong Rong whispered: "I will forget about it later."

"It's okay, Rong Rong can say whatever he wants."

"Hmm..." Rong Rong thought for a while, "Hello everyone, my name is Rong Rong, I am four years old, my good friend is Cicada, I love my grandpa the most, and my favorite food is tomato, I... ..."

Rong Rong raised her head: "Not anymore."

On the other side, Trick also said: "My name is Trick, I am four and a half years old, half a year older than Furry, I am the eldest brother, and my best friend is Furry..."

Pretty much the same.

Wei Pingye hugged Rong Rong back: "Hi everyone, I'm Wei Pingye, an actor, and Rong Rong's grandfather."

Cici's father: "Hello everyone, I'm Xie Xie, the husband of the actress Jiang Yan, and Cici's father."

Next, the staff will randomly ask them some questions.

Rong Rong whispered, "Don't make it too difficult."

The staff deliberately asked: "What kind of question is too difficult for Rongrong?"

"Hmm..." Rong Rong thought for a while, "Adding and subtracting two-digit numbers is very difficult."

The staff couldn't help laughing out loud, he's so cute!

"Okay, that uncle doesn't ask about addition and subtraction of two-digit numbers. Does Rong Rong like to go out and play?"

Rong Rong nodded, then shook her head again.

"Don't like it?"

"I like it, but I don't like it."

"why?"

"I like to stay at home and play with grandpa. If I go out to play, well...you can also play with grandpa."

"Oh, Rongrong doesn't want to be separated from grandpa?"

Rong Rong nodded vigorously: "Yes."

"I won't separate you from grandpa." The staff continued to ask, "What does Rongrong like to play?"

Rong Rong snapped her fingers: "Scooter, scooter, bicycle..."

"Rong Rong likes to play with cars and cars, so I can introduce Rongrong's cars to you later."

"Yes." Rongrong nodded, "Rongrong has a small garage with many small cars in it."

"Wow, that's so cool. I heard that Grandpa Wei also likes to play motorcycles and off-road vehicles. Rong Rong can show you around later."

"Yeah." Rong Rong nodded again, "Grandpa Wei also has a big garage, and there are many big cars in it."

"Wow, Rong Rong's house is so big?"

"It's very big." Rong Rong tried to gesture, "It's so tall and so wide, don't walk around, or you'll get lost."

"Okay, thank you Rongrong."

The questions to the children ended here, and the camera focused on Wei Hirano.

Wei Hirano said, "Don't make it too difficult."

Staff: "Impossible."

【Hahahahaha】

[Facing Rong Rong, she is as gentle as water; facing Lao Wei, she is fierce and vicious]

The staff asked: "Old Wei, why did you choose to come to this show?"

Wei Pingye said indifferently: "Rong Rong wants to come."

"I want you to be honest."

"..." Wei Pingye paused, and reluctantly admitted, "Rongrong's other two grandpas went out to exchange and study, and they were worried that I would take Rongrong alone, eating takeout and watching cartoons every day, Rongrong If you don’t learn well, you will sign us up for the show.”

This time it was the staff's turn to be speechless.

How can this be so?

The staff adjusted the complicated mood and continued to ask: "The five parent-child pairs participating in the program this time, except for you and Rong Rong who are grandparents, the rest are father and son. Do you feel any pressure?"

Wei Hirano frowned: "What pressure?"

"For example, we will have tasks that you need to complete. Do you feel that your physical strength will be pressured compared to theirs?"

Wei Hirano didn't speak, but untied the pink bear apron on his body and clenched his fists.

[He is a general, you tell the general about physical strength? 】

【Look at his muscles and say it again】

【The opposite side feels pressure】