Your Majesty's Group Pet Manual [Ancient and Modern]

Name: Thorn

Age: 3 years and 9 months

Favorite person: Hairy (I think so in my heart, but my mouth will never admit it)

The most hated people: the emperor and ministers (I think so in my heart and say so in my mouth)

If it weren't for the emperor and ministers, he and Furry wouldn't have been sent to the Taoist temple.

But now, the person he likes the most has become the person he hates the most!

He doesn't believe it!Furry can't be an emperor!

Standing in the front row, Rong Rong felt that something was wrong, so she turned her head to look at Ji Ting.

But Cicada tightly pursed her mouth, sullenly, and didn't say a word.

Rong Rong stretched out her small hand, trying to pull the prickly hand.

But at this time, Teacher Wen specifically asked him: "Rongrong, do you still remember the first sentence of "Spring Dawn"?"

Rong Rong turned around, and the friends around him reminded him softly.

"Rong Rong, Chunmian doesn't know—"

Rong Rong didn't hear clearly: "What?"

His friends tried to help him, but the thorn behind him suddenly raised his voice: "It's 'Spring Sleeping, I don't know the dawn', you little idiot!"

Teacher Wen reminded him: "Trick, don't call your friends nicknames."

Jiji nodded coolly: "Oh."

After checking the answers with his friends, Rong Rong slowly raised his hand: "Teacher, 'Spring sleeps without awakening'."

"...Rongrong is awesome." Teacher Wen kept smiling, "It would be even better if we could be faster next time."

It's really hard to have kids.

Rong Rong rehearsed the show for a while with her friends.

It's four o'clock in the afternoon, and it's snack time.

Rong Rong sat on the seat, and the spine in the back seat stretched out his hand again and poked him.

Rong Rong looked back in doubt, the two hadn't spoken yet, just at this moment, Eggplant helped the teacher distribute the tableware, walked to their side, Rong Rong and Cicada separated.

A glass of warm milk and a piece of shaqima with raisins is their afternoon snack.

Eggplant sat down, pulled off the raisins from the Shaqima, ate them in one bite, and said to Rongrong: "Rongrong, this is rat shit, give it to me..."

Citing was furious, turned his head, before he could stop it, he heard Rong Rong say: "No."

Eggplant choked for a moment, and Rong Rong said, "I've seen mouse droppings."

He saw it in Taoist temples.

Rong Rong plausibly said: "And to exchange, you didn't even give me tomato scrambled eggs, I can't give you 'mouse shit'."

Citing took a sip of milk, thinking, Furry seems to be quite smart.

He thought again, yes, Fluffy is really smart when it comes to food.

After all, they are all hungry children.

Eggplant's little selfishness was punctured, he was a little embarrassed, and asked Rongrong: "Then you...do you dare to eat mouse shit?"

Rong Rong picked up the raisin and ate it in one bite.

He chewed and said pleasantly: "Wow, eggplant, 'rat shit' is delicious!"

He turned his head and said happily to Ting Ting: "Ting Ting, if we knew that 'rat poop' is so delicious, we wouldn't have to be hungry before."

Thorn looked helpless.

How on earth did he manage to be smart and stupid at the same time?

After eating snacks and resting for a while, the children went to the playground for free activities.

Rong Rong rejected the "game team invitation" from his friends, covered his small pocket, turned his head to look around, and then ran towards the sandpit.

Thorn also took a walk by the sandpit.

Rong Rong ran to Jiji's side and shouted: "Jiji!"

Citing turned his head, before he had time to speak, Rong Rong suddenly thought of something and raised his little hand to gesture to him.

Cicada can't speak, but uses "sign language" to communicate.

"Tingting, do you want to talk to me?"

"Can't speak" Jiji: "..."

Stop it, furry.

Jiji pressed his hand: "I can talk, don't use your hands to compare!"

Fluffy has been gesturing to him all day long with "self-created sign language".

One, whole, day!

Rongrong seems to be very smart, and she can create her own sign language.

But he seemed so stupid that he didn't even know that the other party could speak!

Trick explained: "I can talk, I just don't want to talk to you."

Rong Rong was puzzled: "Why don't you want to talk to me?"

"Because you said you were going to break up with me, and I still talk to you, wouldn't I lose face?"

Rong Rong was even more puzzled: "I didn't say I would break up with you."

Jiji said firmly: "Yes, I will tell you as soon as you see it."

Rong Rong thought about it for a while: "Well... I'm asking you, should we break off our friendship?"

"What" stress, interrogative sentence.

They haven't learned declarative, interrogative, and imperative sentences.

"..." Jiji suddenly reacted.

Rong Rong thought for a while: "You don't want to talk to me, so why do you keep poking me?"

Ting choked: "Where do I have it?"

"Yes, during rehearsals and snacks, you always—" Rongrong stretched out a finger and poked, "This way—"

Jiji raised her head firmly: "That's because..."

No, he was the one who poked and poked Rong Rong to ask Rong Rong a question, why is it the other way around now?

He regained the initiative: "Rongrong, who was the grandfather you called when you were taking a nap?"

Citing lowered her head, seeing Rong Rong clutching her pocket tightly, she felt strange: "What are you doing? What is this?"

Rong Rong said, "It's afternoon snack."

Jiji asked: "Have you not eaten? Are you not hungry?"

Rong Rong shook his head: "I want to leave it for Grandpa to eat."

Grandpa again.

Jiji asked: "Who is your grandfather?"

"Hmm..." Rong Rong hesitated for a moment, "Then let me tell you, you are not allowed to tell others."

Sting nodded: "Okay."

"My grandpa is—" Rong Rong cupped her little hands and whispered to him, "My grandpa."

Thorn:? ? ?

He seems to be particularly clever at pissing me off.

Jiji grabbed his hand: "Follow me!"

There is an elephant slide on the playground. Rongrong and Jiji climb up to the slide, but sit on it and talk without sliding down.

Rongrong held half a piece of Shaqima - he wanted to save the snacks for his grandpa.

Jiji said: "If you don't eat the snacks, put them in your pocket, and when you take a shower at night, they will be washed off."

"Really?" Rong Rong looked at Shaqima and then at Jiji with reluctance, "How do you know?"

"I……"

Of course that's because——

When Cicada came to the orphanage on the first day, he also hid the snacks in his pocket, wanting to share them with Furry.

Then the dim sum was washed away.

Rong Rong thought for a while, and finally chose to believe him, broke the remaining Sachima in half, and gave the half with raisins to Ting Ting: "Ting Ting, I'll eat it for you."

Ting took Shaqima, squeezed the raisins, and returned them to him: "I don't like to eat 'mouse droppings'."

He looked at Rongrong seriously: "Shaggy, you must have been cheated. There are still 5 minutes until dinner, if you don't eat snacks, you will starve to death!"

5 minutes, starve to death!

Be afraid!

Rong Rong ate Shaqima in small bites: "Well...my grandpa is my grandpa..."

Citing asked: "Then he came here with you? Or did you meet after you came here?"

"He came with me."

"That's the Minister. I guessed right, didn't I?"

Rong Rong nodded: "Yes."

Jiji grunted coolly: "The minister and the emperor are the worst villains in the world."

The Shaqima in His Majesty's hand almost dropped.

Rong Rong tried to poke him: "Prick..."

Yes, Furry is also the emperor, as he said just now.

Jiji added: "Except for you."

Rong Rong continued to add: "Except for my grandfather."

Jiji asked again: "How did you become the emperor?"

Rong Rong thought for a long time, then shook her head: "I don't remember, do you remember what happened that day?"

"Which day? The day we parted ways?" Citing recalled for a while, "That night, we slept together, and you still kicked me!"

He was talking about ancient things, the last night they spent in the Taoist temple.

Rong Rong said seriously: "I'm sorry."

Jiji continued: "Then we fell asleep, and I was carried away by someone I didn't know. When I woke up, I was carried down the mountain, and I couldn't find you."

Rong Rong asked: "Who is the person who took you away?"

"It should be someone from my father's side." Citing said, "I want to go back and find you, but they won't let me, so I lied to them and said that they hugged the wrong person. I am you and you are me."

Rong Rong didn't understand: "Huh?"

Ting was calm and calm: "I lied to them that I am the prince of Liang and you are the proton, so they took me back to find you. But when we got to the mountain, you had disappeared. Then I came here."

Rong Rong thought for a while: "When I woke up, I found that you were gone. I wanted to find you too, but a group of people suddenly rushed in and took me away. Then I met Grandpa and came here. "

Jiji nodded: "As I guessed, they made you emperor because they wanted you to die."

Rong Rong corrected him: "Grandpa won't, grandpa is fine."

"Hmph." Ting obviously didn't believe it.

But the two obviously couldn't reach a consensus in a short period of time, and this issue was temporarily put aside.

Jiji is a few months older than Rongrong, and also smarter than him.

"I think this place is very good. We will live here in the future. We can't act strange, or we will be arrested. You can't tell others about ancient things in the future."

Rong Rong said seriously: "Of course I know, I never said it."

"You can't say the word 'ancient', and you can't talk about ancient things."

"Ah?" Rong Rong choked for a moment, and then immediately became obedient, "En."

Ji Ting saw through him at a glance: "Have you already said it?"

Rong Rong smiled foolishly, and was discovered by Ting Teng.

Sting simply has no temper: "You can't tell others in the future."

"Oh." Rong Rong nodded, and asked him again, "Ting Ting, there are many children here, do we want to break up friendship?"

"..."

How could he still remember this incident?

Rong Rong looked at him worriedly, and said, "No, Fluffy, don't keep asking silly questions."

But what he said was too awkward and complicated, and Rong Rong couldn't understand: "What are you talking about? Don't ask, or don't break up the relationship?"

Citing took a bite of the Shaqima that Rongrong gave him: "Don't break up the relationship."

He raised his voice and explained: "Although there are more and more people calling me 'Brother Thorn', you are my first little brother, and I will not break up with you."

Rong Rong was puzzled: "I never called you 'Brother Thorn', I'm not your little brother."

Sting choked, how could he be so smart at this time?

Rong Rong smiled, and asked him again: "Jing, are you waiting for me here on purpose?"

"Who told you that?"

"Eggplant told me." Rong Rong said, "He said, you have parents here, but you refuse to go back with them, are you waiting for me here?"

"Eggplant has such a big mouth." Ting corrected him, "It's 'Mom and Dad', not 'Mom and Dad'."

"Oh." Rongrong's ancient and modern language system has not been adjusted yet.

Jiji raised his chin coolly: "I won't go back with them because I don't need Mom and Dad, not at all."

"Okay." Rong Rong looked at him, "When we were on the mountain before, we liked playing with the sand the most. I thought you were missing me in the sandpit this morning."

Sting yelled: "Shaggy!"

Don't tell the truth, you will be ashamed if you have thorns!