thousand cherry blossoms

Naturally, I am not afraid of Yue Buqun, but I know that Yue Buqun cannot be offended.It is better to offend a gentleman than to offend a villain, Yue Buqun is that kind of villain with a sweet mouth and a sword.

Although I haven't seen him, that's how Jin Yong described it.I don't know if the real Yue Buqun is like this, but I have to guard against it.Because he accepted Lin Pingzhi as his disciple, if he was really the hypocrite described by Jin Yong, then Lin Pingzhi's situation would be very dangerous.

But, how should I rescue Lin Pingzhi from under Yue Buqun's nose?For Yue Buqun to be called Junzijian for so many years, he must be a person who knows how to deal with things, is good at maneuvering, and is extremely scheming.I'm afraid that not only will I not be able to save Lin Pingzhi, but I will also cause trouble for myself.

After much deliberation, I feel that if the worst happens, I will join the Sun Moon Sect, ask Dongfang Bubai for a three-corpse brain god pill, and force feed it to Yue Buqun...

But then again, I haven't even met Yue Buqun.

Hello!What are you thinking again?Lu Xiaohou next to me was shaking his hand up and down in front of me.Said: Listening to your voice, you should not be too old, and you speak so wildly.My master is also the head of the Huashan School, not to mention, he is the only old man who has practiced the Zixia magical skill, which is as soft as clouds, has stored energy and is extremely tenacious, overwhelming and unstoppable.Dealing with a nameless junior like you must be at your fingertips.

I just turned over Zixia's secret book, and I'm sure that the method above is very similar to the principles recorded in the Kasyapa Sutra, but it seems extremely elementary.Very much like something evolved from the Kasyapa Sutra.

It is said that the Huashan School had obtained the Sunflower Book back then, and because of this, there was a dispute between the Sword Sect and the Qi Sect.Even if I don't know about Jin Yong, my father told me about it.

Why!Why!Why!Are you talking?Are you scared?Lu Xiaohou pushed me from the side, and said with a sullen face.

This guy is really annoying, he definitely has a fight with Jia Liang, if the two meet together, it will definitely annoy people to death.So I said angrily: I'm afraid you're a fairy.Can't you give me a little peace and quiet?

Lu Xiaohou: Huh?What did you say?

Emma, ​​agitated, accidentally spoke in dialect again.

The Sunflower Book was snatched away by the Demon Sect back then, and there was an extremely tragic and bloody battle on the top of Mount Hua... Yes, that cave, the cave that Jin Yong described where Linghu Chong met the wind.

As soon as I said it, I searched around on the stone wall of Siguo Cliff.

Lu Xiaohou spoke again: Oh, what are you looking for?The entrance of the cave is over there. If you want to run now, I won't stop you—what is this?How do you know there is a hole here?

I said: If you don’t shut up for me, I will throw you into this cave, and then find a big stone to block the entrance of the cave, and you will die of starvation in this cave. .

After I finished speaking, I lit a torch and drilled into the cave that was concealed.

Lu Xiaohou: You're inside, don't you want to imprison yourself too?Hey - wait for me!oops!Why are there so many skeletons? ...Five Sacred Sword School, shameless and vulgar, invincible in martial arts competitions, conspiring to harm people... What kind of place is this?These people who died here insulted my Five Sacred Sword Sect like this, they must not be good people!

Why this guy can talk to himself for so long, I was really annoyed by him, so I said: Can you fucking shut up for me?Count me please.

Lu Hou said: "Why, what is it that I talk to you?Huh?This is where Fan Song and Zhao He broke Hengshan's swordsmanship—who are Fan Song and Zhao He?well?Isn't this my teacher's wife's Wushuangwupair, Ning's sword?How did it break? ……Why?Why are all the moves of the Wuyue Sword School broken here?

Speaking of this, Lu Xiaohou suddenly didn't leave, didn't speak, he just stood there for a long time, and then murmured: We have worked so hard to learn the sword skills for so many years, but it is so easy to be broken ?Then what do we still learn to do?

I said: are you an idiot?There is no unbreakable move in this world.Man's exploration of the unknown is endless, and only the human heart can't penetrate it.clear?

Lu Xiaohou stared at me blankly for a long time, then quickly shook his head and said: I don't understand.

I said, "That's it, I'll hit you with Youfeng Laiyi from Huashan School, and you'll hit me with the broken moves carved on this stone wall."

Lu Xiaohou said: Wait a minute, let me take a look first.

I said: "Look, look good and call me."

As a result, he watched it for a long time, and I finished playing "Suddenly Thinking of You", and he is still not well.

I said: Are you optimistic about it?

Lu Xiaohou said: All right, come on!

I casually picked up a sword from the ground and stabbed at him, and he responded with the method on the stone wall, which was quite satisfactory.I turned around and turned around, and stopped the sword at his throat.

Lu Xiaohou said: Hey——why didn't you use the sword as promised?You cheat!

My goodness, is he the fabled nerd?Ah, no, this should be called Wu Idiot.I couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and said angrily: Are you stupid?Sword moves are dead, but people are alive.You forget about the sword moves, see the intentions of others clearly, remember your own purpose, and the soldiers come to cover up the water and the earth and it's over.

Lu Xiaohou stood there stupidly again, and it took him a long time to say: Huh?

Alas, this guy is so stupid.

I have a good memory, and there are not many moves on the stone wall, I have already read them.Turning around and walking outside, I suddenly heard an old voice saying: "It's a good sentence to cover the water and soil, watch the trick——"

Emma, ​​did you meet Feng Qingyang?Did I get shit luck, or was it a bit of a back?

Taking advantage of the trend, he rolled on the ground, but the people behind him had already stuck to him.

For me, although I have a good memory, I never deliberately remember what I have learned. Anyway, I can remember it when I need to use it.Nianhua Zhiben is just such a technique, without any skills, it is just to improve one's own strength and agility.Of course, wisdom is also important.

Feng Qingyang used Dugu Nine Swords.This Dugu Nine Swords uses offense as defense, and Nianhua Finger uses defense as offense.But Feng Qingyang did not use a sword, but a small branch.My thumb is suitable for close combat, but he uses a sword, which is relatively long-range, and I took advantage of him in the competition in this cave.

But after fighting for a long time, I didn't get any benefit.

So I quickly jumped to the side, and the pusher said to him: Stop hitting!I buy you a drink!

After hearing what I said, Feng Qingyang really didn't chase after me and beat me. He laughed and said with a white beard: Haha, there are talented people from all over the world!Who are you?Why has the old man never heard that there are people like you in Jianghu?

Lu Xiaohou suddenly said stupidly: Who are you, why are you on my Huashan Mountain?

My God, why is Lu Xiaohou so naive.But then I thought about it, it's normal that he doesn't know.So I said: I'm hungry, I'm going to get some wild game to roast, do you have anything to eat?

Lu Xiaohou said: Okay, okay, I'm already hungry too.

Emma, ​​this guy is so heartless!

Sitting by the fire, I roasted rabbits while humming.Now sitting next to me is not only Lu Xiaohou, but also Feng Qingyang, all of them are watching eagerly as I sprinkle pepper and salt on the rabbit that Feng Qingyang provided.

Feng Qingyang said: Your barbecue skills are really good.You haven't answered the old man yet, who are you?

I looked at the more golden and attractive roasted rabbit, swallowed my saliva and said, "Oh, you just want to know who I am and what I do?"

Feng Qingyang said: Listening to your accent, could it be from the Qingcheng School?

I said: baked, I'm welcome!

After finishing speaking, I tore off one hind leg first, and ate while blowing.

Lu Xiaohou also tore one off, put it in his mouth, and said: This weird person claims to be Qianbenying, and he knew it was a fake name.

Feng Qingyang paused for tearing the rabbit meat, stared at me and said: Qianbenying?Is it the thousand cherry blossoms that Dongfang Bubai searched for a while ago?

Emma, ​​Dongfang Bubai is still looking for me everywhere, why don't I know?So he said: I don't know, anyway, you can call me Senben Sakura.

With his mouth full of food, Lu Xiaohou muttered: Why did you give yourself such a weird name, and you always wear such a scary mask?

I said: "Senben Sakura is my favorite song, I can play it to you later."The mask, if you think it's scary, I'll just change it.

After speaking, I flicked my sleeves and changed Zhang Dongbing's mask.

Lu Xiaohou pointed at me and said: Isn't this the face-changing of the Qingcheng faction!Are you really from the Qingcheng faction?Are you one of the four beasts in Qingcheng?

I glared at the dead monkey and said: What are the four beasts of Qingcheng, they are the four beauties of Qingcheng!They are my senior brothers, but they are all thanks to that damned Linghu Chong, now there are only three left, alas...

Lu Xiaohou said: Is that why you don't want to treat my elder brother?My senior brother killed Luo Renjie, it must be because Luo Renjie deserves to die, who told you Qingcheng faction to covet the Lin family's evil sword manual, you deserve it!

I couldn't swallow the rabbit meat in my mouth in an instant, and turned my head to stare at the dead monkey fiercely, but this guy didn't notice it, tearing up the rabbit meat with joy.I swallowed the meat in my mouth and pinched myself hard to calm down.Said: Let me tell you, Lu Dayou.No matter how many shortcomings Luo Renjie has, he is still a living human being.He is a human being, and as a human being, he has shortcomings, and he also has his good points, but you self-righteous fools can't see it.You said that my Qingcheng faction covets the Lin family's evil sword manual, do you think Yue Buqun has no idea about the evil sword manual?Just wait and see, Lu Dayou, I took the wrong medicine today and meddling in my own business saved you, then you should open your eyes and see clearly for me.Let's see who are the so-called righteous Five Sacred Sword Sect.

Lu Xiaohou looked at me with a confused look on his face, and said: When did you save me?Moreover, if you don't save my eldest brother, maybe he won't live long...

Speaking of this, Lu Hou's eyes turned red and tears fell.

I was so angry that I laughed back in anger, and I said: Why do I want to save Linghu Chong?I didn't owe him anything.Besides, I just want to watch him suffer.

Feng Qingyang said: Oh?Don't you kill Linghu Chong to avenge your brother?It should be easy to kill my disciple with your martial arts, right?

I couldn't hold it back, snorted coldly, pointed to the sky and said: Huh, my hands are dirty.Good and evil will be rewarded in the end, the way of heaven is like reincarnation, if you don’t believe me, look up, who will the sky spare?And I believe that death is not a punishment, but a destination.It is often better to be dead than to be alive.

Lu Xiaohou said: How can you be so sure that my elder brother will be unlucky?

I said: The secret must not be revealed, well, I am full, and I am going to bed.

Feng Qingyang said: You are young, why do you think so despondently that death is better than life?

I said: Aren't all those who suffer sorrow and pain the living?

After speaking, I also took out the blueberry wine I brought back from Siam all the way, and drank a sip.However, if I had known that Feng Qingyang would snatch the wine from me, I wouldn't have brought it out even if I was killed!This wine is just such a jug, it will be gone after drinking... 555

Moreover, he took my wine and ran away.While running, he said: You said that you invited the old man to drink!But the old man really didn't expect Shorty Yu to be able to teach an apprentice like you!

Lao Tzu is not familiar with the terrain, so he lost half of the chase.When he went back, he found Lu Xiaohou lying on the stone bed, already soundly asleep.After kicking him several times, he just groaned and turned around.Pushing him hard inside a few times, he also lay down on it.Quite dead.

It's all men anyway.

But I forgot one very important thing, I am a very bad sleeper.For so many years, I slept alone.

In a trance, I had a dream.Dreaming that I have always been that radiologist who dawdles around every day, who is sloppy and happy, and I am dreaming when I become Yu Renyan.It was a weekend morning, I lay on the bed and didn't want to get up, I hugged Lin Yuge and half pressed him to play hooligans.Then Lin Yuge quit, told me not to touch my hands, he wanted to get up and go out to play, and I didn't do anything but asked him to come with me and then go out.So Lin Yuge pushed me, and I simply put my arms around his neck, hung on him to prevent him from getting up, and kissed his neck provocatively.

As a result, a parent found out that something was wrong.Why is there hair all over Lin Yuge's neck?When did Lin Yuge's hair grow so long?Open your eyes and take a look, I call you a fairy.Why is it Lu Xiaohou!

I quickly pushed Lu Xiaohou away, and I accidentally pushed him too hard, and he was pushed away by me, hitting the stone wall with a muffled groan.

I hurried over to help him again, and kept apologizing to him: I'm sorry, I didn't do it on purpose, where did I fall?

Lu Xiaohou sat on the ground, didn't speak, his face was flushed red, he stared at me like possessed by an evil spirit, he was stunned for a long time before he stammered: You, you, you are, are you a girl?

I didn't react for a while, I felt embarrassed, and subconsciously wanted to scratch my nose, but only after I scratched did I realize that Lao Tzu's mask had disappeared at some point.Helplessly, he gave Lu Xiaohou a blank look, and said, "Girl, you are a fairy, you didn't see that I have an Adam's apple."

He stood up and brushed off his mask, ready to go out to solve his physical problems.Man, that's the trouble.The morning physiology is downright embarrassing.Generally speaking, however, it's fine to urinate.

At the beginning of the explanation, I heard Lu Xiaohou muttering in bewilderment: Is there really a man who looks like this?At first, I thought that Lin Pingzhi's pretty face was disgusting enough.

I didn't bother to turn around to look at his expression, half warning and half helpless, and said: So, do you think I'm neither male nor female?

At this time, Lu Xiaohou also followed, apparently planning to release the water.But he let it go, and even took a peek at me.

And I'm halfway there.

If I really want to talk about my current psychological feelings, I probably want to stain his face with urine.

I am a pure man, do you believe it now?I said angrily.You son of a bitch, still peeking at me.

When Liu Monkey heard me scolding him, his expression darkened immediately: Hey——you look like a man, why are you talking so rudely?

I pulled up my trousers and said, "If you are rude, you are rude. I'm fine if I didn't hit you."Do you usually like to bully Lin Pingzhi?

From Lu Xiaohou's disdainful and hostile tone when he said Lin Pingzhi, I could tell that these two people usually did not get along.And I vaguely remember that in the plot described by Jin Yong, the one who likes to bully Lin Pingzhi the most is Lu Xiaohou.

Alas, what am I doing to save him?Isn't this asking for trouble for yourself?

Lu Xiaohou said: I bullied him?Hmph, he counts on having his junior sister backing him up all day long, not to mention how arrogant he is.How dare I bully him!

I said: is it?

Lu Xiaohou said: What the hell, he knows how to follow women all day long.

Hearing what Lu Xiaohou said, I immediately lost the mood to continue teasing him. ——Lin Pingzhi likes to follow Yue Lingshan.So Lin Pingzhi is chasing Yue Lingshan.

But so what?What am I sad about?

I actually never got a chance from the start.Even without Yue Lingshan, there wouldn't be any.

Seeing me washing my face by the stream, Lu Xiaohou followed me again.He looked at me suspiciously for a long time, and finally said: I remembered, I met you in Fuzhou.You, you, you are actually Yu Renyan, the son of Yu Canghai, right?Everyone in the Jianghu said that Yu Canghai's son was not only male and female, but also cried on the street after being slapped by Lin Pingzhi from the Fuwei Security Bureau.Hey, don't you feel embarrassed that you are an old man crying in the street?

Shut up.I said coldly.Yes, I am Yu Renyan.He was slapped and cried by Lin Pingzhi.That's because I cried when I felt like crying.I cry when I want to cry and laugh when I want to laugh, what do I have to do with others?Why should I feel embarrassed?

After I finished speaking, I dried my face and brushed the mask on again.He turned around and walked towards the Zhengqi Hall. After some calculation, Yue Buqun was about to come back by this time.

Seeing me go, Lu Xiaohou immediately chased after me, and said while running: Don't be angry, I was just joking.Hey - wait for me!

Too lazy to talk to him.I am not angry, but sad.After knowing that Lin Pingzhi was chasing Yue Lingshan, I felt tightness in my chest all the time, as if I was holding my breath, unable to swallow or exhale.When I got to Zhengqi Hall, I still wanted to punch someone in a bad mood.

But Zhengqitang looks very lively.I saw Yue Buqun shouted to Tian Boguang with righteous words: Tian Boguang, hum!You are so bold, how dare you come to my Huashan Mountain to act wild!

I wanted to find a hidden place to watch the show first, but I didn't expect that idiot Lu Dayou to rush up to Yue Buqun when he saw Yue Buqun.Said: Hey?master?Are you really back?

Yue Buqun said: Dayou, you came just in time, but tell me, how did your elder brother get kidnapped by that villain Tian Boguang?

Lu Xiaohou put a silly face on his face, and asked: Eldest Brother was kidnapped by Tian Boguang?I don't know, I was with Yu Renyan last night.

If the expression can be visualized, my face must be full of black lines now.I knew there was no point in hiding anymore, so I just jumped off the beam where I was hiding, and took off the mask by the way.

Anyway, everyone here already knows who I am.

I don't want to be polite to Yue Buqun, but after thinking about it carefully, I feel that it is not worth the loss if Yue Buqun says that my disciples of the Qingcheng Sect have no respect.So he bowed his head and bowed to Yue Buqun, saying: Yu Canghai's son, Yu Renyan, is sent in Xiaqingcheng.I have seen Master Yue.

Yue Buqun squinted at me, and nodded to me condescendingly, with an air of superiority.I feel like I want to go up and whip him.He said: I don't know what is the so-called Mr. Yu's coming to Huashan?

I said: Lin Pingzhi is my old friend, come to him.

Yue Buqun gave me a contemptuous look, smiled sarcastically and said nothing more, then turned to Linghu Chong, and said, "Tian Boguang is a prostitute, he has accumulated evil like a mountain, you draw your sword and kill him, if you can't beat him, you are my teacher Will definitely help you decide.

Linghu Chong looked at Tian Boguang who was sitting on the ground. Tian Boguang's face was pale, and he could tell that he was ill now.But this guy kept staring at me for a long time before saying: Why, why is it you?

I'm just here to watch the show, so I won't pay attention to him.Then Linghu Chong and Yue Buqun started a debate about whether Tian Boguang should be killed, saying that Tian Boguang had changed his past.But Tian Boguang's psychopath still kept staring at me.

I silently gave him the middle finger in my heart, and finally I couldn't help but curse: "Ge, you son of a bitch, what are you doing looking at me?"If you stare at me again, your eyes will be pulled out.Do you want to be stabbed to death by Yue Buqun?Why don't you go away?

Tian Boguang really reacted when he heard my words, and started to run.And Yue Buqun also heard my words, and immediately swung his long sword with sleeve kung fu, so powerful that he was about to stab Tian Boguang through his heart.I hit the tip of the sword with the Qingfeng nail I sent to stop the sword's momentum. The long sword lost its power in the air and fell directly into the ground.

Yue Buqun turned to look at me with astonishment.

He probably didn't expect that I could use a small nail to break his full-strength spike.

I looked at Yue Buqun with a half-smile, and said: Linghu Chong said, Tian Boguang has changed his ways, and the prodigal son will not change his money when he returns.Why bother to pursue Master Yue so hard?Could it be that Tian Boguang and the head of Yue have a sworn feud?

Yue Buqun frowned, and said: Then why do you insist on fighting this villain again?Just now I saw that villain kept begging for help with his eyes, could it be that you are the same as this person?

I curled my lips and hated him: Then what does that have to do with Sect Master Yue?

Hearing what I said, Yue Buqun flicked his sleeves and snorted coldly, as if he didn't know how to answer me for a while.And that little girl Yue Lingshan's cheeks were flushed, she pointed at me with dissatisfaction and said: How dare you talk to my father like this?I must tell Xiao Linzi when I go back, and tell him to slap you a few more times!

I don't know what expression I have now, or what expression should be appropriate.So I simply put on a mask with a flick of my sleeves, suppressed the hostility in my heart, thought about it and jokingly said: If you want to slap me, you can do it yourself, why do you need Lin Pingzhi to do it?If I had known that the little girl in the restaurant was actually so pretty that day, why would I have fought with Lin Pingzhi?Alas, it seems that Lin Pingzhi is more fortunate than me.

Yue Lingshan blushed even more, pointed at me and said: You, you are shameless!

As he spoke, he wanted to draw his sword to stab me, but Yue Buqun shouted: "Shan'er!You are no match for him.

Yue Lingshan put the sword back into the scabbard seemingly disdainfully, and shouted: Dad!

He looked back at me with a look of resentment and resentment.

Hmph, I knew that women would like me like this.As a former woman, I naturally understand women's minds very well.

A woman, as long as she is praised for her beauty, she will get carried away with joy.Even if you are embarrassed to show it, you will definitely feel happy in your heart.However, the premise is that you haven't really done anything to belittle her or violate her bottom line.To put it bluntly, it means that men are not bad and women don't love them, the so-called yuppie.

And the person who praised her is more handsome and looks more graceful.She must have forgiven you a long time ago in her heart, and she might still be bumping around in her heart.

This is woman.Women always say that men are playful and playful.In fact, most women are more caring than men, but they like to pretend to be reserved, put on airs, and dare not show it due to public opinion.Every woman has a Prince Charming in her heart.

But what is Prince Charming?It's nothing more than handsome, rich, personable and magical.

Not my fart.In fact, I have all these advantages, but I am not interested in Yue Lingshan, and I don't want to show off in front of her.

Seeing Tian Boguang leaving, Yue Buqun saw that I had no intention of leaving, his face darkened, and said: I don't know why Mr. Yu continues to stay in Huashan?

I said: I have already said it.

Yue Buqun closed his eyes for a while, as if trying to endure something, he shook his head and said: You Qingcheng faction killed my disciple Lin Pingzhi, didn't you hurt enough?What exactly do you want?

I said: I have no ill intentions towards Lin Pingzhi.Sect Leader Yue doesn't need to speculate like this, if I really have other plans, even if you slaughter all of your Huashan sects, it won't be difficult.

After I finished speaking, I didn't want to talk to him anymore, so I found a place to sit down and play my pipa.Playing naturally is my favorite Senbenzakura.

Yue Buqun saw that he couldn't chase me away, and he probably couldn't beat me, so he simply went to trouble Linghu Chong.Said: Where is the book?

In fact, he doesn't need to be in such a hurry to ask about Linghu Chongshu, after all, I haven't left yet.It's just that he should be really anxious, right?

Linghu Chong was lying on the ground, his face looked worse than yesterday, and hearing Yue Buqun's question, his face became even paler.He hurriedly knelt down and said to Yue Buqun: The six Peach Valley monsters who were brought back were torn apart...

Emma, ​​Linghu Chong.It seems that this is your life.I tried to help you change, but God wants to see you more unlucky than me.

Yue Buqun obviously didn't believe it, but for some unknown reason, he didn't immediately blame Linghu Chong, saying: "The six monsters are evil in kung fu, and you are injured, so it's normal that you can't beat them."Although the book has been destroyed, the teacher has already memorized it by heart, so he can make another copy.

After he finished speaking, he glanced at me, but said nothing.

Linghu Chong probably also saw that Yue Buqun didn't believe what he said, and shouted: Master, this disciple really didn't hide secret books.

Breathless, he fell to the ground and passed out as he spoke.Lu Xiaohou rushed over to help Linghu Chong, and shouted: "Brother, what's wrong with you?"

I had nothing to do, so I went to help Linghu Chong feel his pulse again.Heh, there are two more zhenqi, which compete with the previous six. Judging from the pulse condition, it must be the end of life.But I know he has another chance, so he can't die.

Besides, I just wanted to watch him suffer.Although Linghu Chong will eventually become famous and proud of the world, but this bitter process is the best punishment.

I definitely would rather be an ordinary and happy ordinary person all the time, and a second-rate youth like me in my previous life would be fine.

TBC