I use physics to subdue demons

There was silence in the room.

The curtains swayed, and a black figure jumped out from the corner, but it only appeared for a moment, and then disappeared without a trace.

Mr. Chen breathed a sigh of relief: "So it's a cat..."

Before the words fell, he heard a shrill cry from the mouth of the old man with white beard beside him, his face twisted into a terrified look, completely missing the calmness just now.

He clutched his chest, his face turned pale, as if he couldn't breathe.

Mr. Chen asked with concern: "Daoist, what's the matter?"

The old man with white beard opened his mouth wide, unable to utter a single word.

A gust of wind happened to blow past his eyes just now, making him unable to help rubbing his eyes, and just as he put down his hands, he met a person who was only half-turning his head.

The man's face was covered with blood, and his brains were sprinkled on his body like tofu flowers. When he met the eyes of the old man with white beard, he showed a kind smile.

It's just that, with his appearance, no matter how much he smiles, he can't seem friendly, on the contrary, it's extraordinarily frightening.

The white-bearded old Taoist usually bluffs and deceives with a fairy-like appearance, but he is not a superstitious person, and never believes in these ghosts and gods.

But now that I saw it with my own eyes, I couldn't spit out any of the usual sweet words, I could only make a sound of "ah, ah", and even the wrinkles on my face were twitching in fear.

The ghost with only half of its head left was stroking the other half of its intact head, and said to the old white bearded Taoist, "I'm sorry, Daoist, I jumped to my death from a building, it's a bit ugly. I really want to thank the Taoist face to face, You only scare people, you never catch ghosts. It’s not easy for us lonely ghosts, but fortunately, Taoist priests usually feed some joss sticks, paper money, etc..."

Mr. Chen directly passed through the body of the jumping ghost: "Taoist?"

The old man with white beard rolled his eyelids and fell to the ground with a bang, his body still twitching.

Mr. Chen was taken aback: "Master Taoist!"

He took out his mobile phone and was about to dial 120 when he caught a glimpse of a white light out of the corner of his eye, and turned around to look at it.

The white light was fleeting, and then saw a long...cat-catching net appearing out of thin air in that Master Jiang's hand?

Facing the surprised gaze, Jiang Kele shrugged his shoulders: "A little gadget is more practical than those things used for acrobatics..."

Swah——

Jiang Kele gripped the pole tightly and swung it vigorously towards a certain place.

But there was nothing inside, but the gauze protruded strangely, as if something was struggling inside.

"Meow!"

Jiang Kele walked over, looked inside the cat trap and grabbed something.

He shook, and a black cat slowly emerged.

The cat had a pair of golden pupils, even if it was caught, it didn't panic at all, and only let out a lingering cry:

"Meow--"

Jiang Kele patted the cat's head: "It's useless to me, put away your trick."

Mr. Chen even forgot to call the ambulance, and stared blankly at Jiang Kele—mainly the cat he was carrying—and said hesitantly: "Master Jiang, this is..."

"Jinhua cat, a specialty of your hometown."

Jiang Kele shook the black cat in his hand: "To confuse people's hearts, feed on love and energy. When you meet a man, you will become a beautiful woman, and when you meet a woman, you will become a beautiful man."

As soon as he finished speaking, Mr. Chen felt a blur in front of his eyes, and saw a fair-skinned and beautiful woman standing in front of him, smiling at him.

Mr. Chen's heart fluttered, and he walked over without knowing it.

But before he came to the front, he heard a disturbing word from the side.

"I don't know if it's just a male or a female."

The cat caught in the hand suddenly struggled violently, with a look of death rather than submission, and the illusion in front of him disappeared.

It's just that the cat was caught in Jiang Kele's hands, and he couldn't get rid of it no matter what. Just when Jiang Kele was about to check it out, someone around him grabbed his hand.

"Ok?"

Gu Wenzong glanced at the black cat, and the black cat, which was still struggling fiercely, suddenly quieted down, and shrunk into Jiang Kele's hand sluggishly, not daring to move.

After being interrupted like this, Jiang Kele lost interest in distinguishing between male and female, and instead asked another question: "What did you see? The Jinhua cat will take on the appearance of the person people like in their hearts."

"No."

Gu Wenzong looked at Jiang Kele: "It's just a cat."

"Strange..." Jiang Kele looked back and forth at the black cat, "Is it invalid? Didn't it mean that it would become the lover of my dreams?"

The black cat couldn't explain it, so it could only "meow" weakly.

Mr. Chen woke up from the illusion, shook his head, and then realized that this Master Jiang in front of him is a real master with real talents and learning.

"Master Jiang is really young and promising..." He rubbed his hands and looked at the black cat with fear, "I don't know how to deal with this cat? Little girl..."

"I took the cat away." Jiang Kele held the cat in his arms, "Your daughter should wake up soon."

He walked towards the door, and looked back at the door: "Well, by the way, the reward?"

Mr. Chen: "I only prepared [-] yuan, but Master Jiang's cultivation is so advanced, I don't think [-] yuan can express my sincerity. I also hope that Master Jiang will wait for a while, and I will prepare cash."

"It's okay." Jiang Kele took out his phone, swiped twice to open the Alipay interface, "Alipay transfer is supported."

Mr. Chen transferred a sum of money to him very boldly.

Jiang Kele looked at the balance of the deposit, and reminded: "Mr. Chen, ordinary cats can't grow into monsters like Jinhua cats. Who gave them to Ms. Chen?"

Mr. Chen fell into deep thought.

"It seems that it was given by the wife I married later..."

The community security guards are loyal to their duties, no matter what Ruan Tu says, they will not move at all.

Ruan Tu could only squat outside and wait.

"Cola!"

Ruan Tu waited eagerly, and finally saw a familiar figure coming out of the community.

"Why did it come out so soon?" Ruan Tu asked, "Did I mess it up?"

Jiang Kele spread out his hands, revealing the cat in his arms: "Look what this is—"

"?" Ruan Tu was puzzled, "Why are you holding a rabbit?"

He paused for a moment, and the color of obsession gradually appeared in his eyes: "But this rabbit is so cute, with delicate features, it is the love rabbit in my dreams! Look at its big and round eyes..."

Snapped--

Jiang Kele patted Ruan Tu's head hard: "This is a cat!"

Ruan Tu was dizzy for a while, the love rabbit disappeared in the dream, and a black cat appeared in front of him: "What's going on..."

"It's the cat that's causing the trouble. It's a kind of monster." Jiang Kele handed the black cat to Ruan Tu, "You see and deal with it."

As he spoke, he took out a thick wad of cash and stuffed it into Ruan Tu's arms: "This is the reward, and I will give you a third."

Ruan Tu held the cat in one hand and the money in the other: "What about you?"

Jiang Kele gestured to Mr. Gu who was not far away: "I'm going to serve this Mr. Gu."

"what!"

Ruan Tula raised his voice, then lowered his voice after realizing it: "Are you being adopted?"

Jiang Kele: "..."

He was quite speechless: "What are you thinking?"

Ruan Tu sneaked a glance at the tall and handsome Mr. Gu, and discussed, "Can you replace me? I can be cute, white and soft, and not picky..."

"Fuck you!" Jiang Kele slapped Ruan Tu again, "That's a good idea."

Ruan Tu hummed: "I'll say you've fallen in love with him."

Jiang Kele: "..."

He was a little guilty: "It's not what you think..."

Ruan Tu showed a look of "I understand", leaned over, and said in a low voice: "Shoot when it's time, opportunities are hard to find, Coke, you have to seize the opportunity—"

Jiang Kele became angry from embarrassment: "Shut up, you!"

But when he was sitting on the back seat of the motorcycle, Jiang Kele asked out of nowhere: "Mr. Gu, do you have a girlfriend?"

Gu Wenzong stopped putting on his helmet: "Why do you ask that?"

After asking, Jiang Kele regretted it. He didn't know how to answer Gu Wenzong's question, so he could only think of a way to fool him: "Just curiosity. Mr. Gu is young, rich and handsome, so there should be many suitors, but he has never heard of this news."

"Haha... let's gossip about it." His voice became smaller and smaller.

Gu Wenzong put on his helmet, and his voice became duller after a layer of separation.

"if you are willing to."

Jiang Kele heard it clearly, but he subconsciously pretended to be stupid: "What did you say..."

Gu Wenzong chuckled lightly: "Hold me tight."

Jiang Kele was unprepared, and the motorcycle rushed out like a bolt of lightning. He suddenly leaned back, and could only reach out and hug Gu Wenzong.

The two stuck together tightly.

then……

Jiang Kele took the opportunity to touch Gu Wenzong's abdominal muscles secretly.

He also muttered: "It feels good..."

Ruan Tu returned to the apartment in the village in the city with a cat in his arms.

He made a fortune from live streaming before, so he boldly rented the entire self-built house directly, with a total of five floors and more than a dozen rooms.

The starving ghost lived in one of them. Ruan Tu glanced through the crack of the door, and he was still diligently broadcasting live.

In order not to scare the audience, the starving ghost only broadcasts live for four hours a day.Compared with the soaring popularity of the live broadcast room at the beginning, the current audience tends to be stable, a reward is received every day, and business cooperation is also progressing steadily, but due to the identity of a starving ghost, it is impossible to go out for outdoor live broadcast.

For the sake of money, Ruan Tu softened his gaze when he saw the starving ghost, and went back to the room on the top floor with the black cat in his arms, and sat down to face the black cat.

Ruan Tu fell into deep thought: "What's the use of you?"

The black cat lay on the table and licked its paw: "Meow——"

Ruan Tu made a distressed decision: "Let's stew cat meat."

When the black cat heard it, it immediately frowned: "Meow meow!"

Ruan Tu blinked, and unexpectedly understood what it said: "You said - you can also broadcast live?"

The black cat nodded: "Meow!"

Ruan Tu looked suspiciously at the kitten in front of him: "Then try..."