I use physics to subdue demons

"So... this is the Sea God?"

Hu Baili looked at the "person" paralyzed on the beach with some uncertainty.

The Poseidon was dragged out of the sea by Jiang Kele, and the water stains on his body were drained. Now it is a limp mass, and it is almost impossible to see what it looks like.If you look closely, you can barely see a person.

Hearing Hu Baili's words, Sea God twisted his body and raised his head high: "I am an incomparably noble Sea God, hurry up and apologize, or I will let the waves drown you!"

Perhaps it was the effect of what the Sea God said, the waves suddenly surged, and gradually approached the place where they were standing.

Just when the waves were about to reach Jiang Kele's feet, Gu Wenzong glanced lightly, and the sea water receded quickly, leaving only wet traces on the beach.

Poseidon didn't notice it at all, and felt that in his own territory, he gradually became arrogant: "If you want me to ignore it, you can pay me a bride, and I want..." Poseidon's gaze swept over Jiang Kele, but he remembered Feeling the dangerous aura just now, she shrank her neck and said, "You chick is still passable, I will reluctantly accept you as my wife of Sea God."

Hu Baili: "?"

The more Jiang Kele looked at this sea god, the more he felt that this person had a wretched look. Hearing that he disrespected Hu Baili so much, he was ready to move and wanted to teach him a good lesson.

Hu Baili stopped Jiang Kele, gave him a look, and walked towards Sea God.

Seeing Hu Baili's reaction, Sea God thought that she was moved by this proposal, so he was proud: "I am rich in the world, as long as you become my wife, I will definitely not treat you badly."

Hu Baili approached slowly, and the bright moonlight on the sea shone on her face.As a popular guy, Hu Baili is naturally very beautiful, and Sea God's eyes are straight.

"You are qualified to be my wife. I am rich in the world. You can eat king crabs as you like..."

Hu Baili's eyebrows twitched, and she couldn't bear it anymore, so she stepped on it hard.

Sea God let out a painful howl: "Ah——"

In order to show his figure, Hu Baili wore a pair of slender high-heeled shoes. When he stepped on the sharp heel, he stepped on an indescribable part of the sea god, which naturally caused him to roll around in pain.

Sea God's eyes were red: "Ahhh—"

After the pain subsided a little, he stared at Hu Baili: "I want your life!"

His body disintegrated and turned into a handful of sea water, and he rushed towards Hu Baili, vowing to suffocate him to death.

It's just that before the water drops touched Hu Baili, a red light flashed in her eyes, and her pretty face gradually overlapped with that of the fox.

Her lips parted slightly, and she let out a silent growl.

The sea water broke into an army in an instant, and fell heavily to the ground.

Sea God screamed: "Fox!"

Hu Baili was really bored with this sea god, he took a step forward, his fingers twitched, and the sharp nails pulled out.

Before the sea god had time to condense into a human form, he saw Hu Baili's sharp nails flashing, and he squirmed back in fright.

But there was Jiang Kele behind him.

The place where he was beaten just now was still in pain, and Sea God was thinking about ways to escape.His body moved, and he caught sight of Gu Wenzong who was standing not far away.

Sea God had a plan in mind.

As long as this person is restrained, vixens and violent lunatics will definitely be wary and dare not do anything casually.

He did what he said, and with a movement of his body, he turned towards Gu Wenzong.

"Don't come here, I'll kill him if you come here again!"

Sea God said sharply.

He turned around and saw that the vixen and the violent man hadn't made any more moves. Not only that, but he could also see the look of pity on the violent man's face.Sea God couldn't help but feel complacent, he really caught their lifeblood!

But not long after he felt complacent, he felt that he was being held by someone, and he picked it up directly.

"?"

Sea God turned around and met a pair of dark eyes.

Jiang Kele: "Death is not an option."

Sea God trembled in Gu Wenzong's hand.

After Gu Wenzong let go, he curled up directly on the beach, and almost dug a hole in the sand to hide.

Jiang Kele gloated: "Not only do I no longer hate him, but I even pity him a little."

Sea God's voice was weak: "What do you want to do?"

Hu Baili held a skeptical attitude: "Is this person who is greedy for life and afraid of death, without any ability, really the sea god?"

Sea God: "Of course I am..."

Gu Wenzong interrupted him: "It's a sea ghost."

Hu Baili suddenly heard it wrong: "Sea turtle? He looks like a turtle son."

Jiang Kele thought about it for a while, and finally found the record about sea ghosts in his mind: "It is the fishermen and sailors who died in the shipwreck. There are no bones left. Those who have deep obsessions are not allowed to reincarnate and turn into sea ghosts. Every night, they will Wandering on the surface of the sea, looking for a substitute, and tempting the people on board to jump into the sea."

The Sea God regained his energy a bit, and shouted: "I'm not such a lowly thing as a sea ghost, I'm a Sea God! God!"

Gu Wenzong glanced coldly at Sea God, and he immediately shut his mouth, not daring to speak again.

"It's not an ordinary sea ghost." Gu Wenzong said, "There are traces of faith on his body, but it's almost invisible."

Jiang Kele thought of the filming of "Sea God" and couldn't help but connect the two.

"Could it be that he is the Sea God in the story of "Sea God"?"

Gu Wenzong said: "It should."

Jiang Kele looked Seagod up and down, and suddenly realized that Seagod's face gradually overlapped with the facial features on the stone pillar placed on the altar.

"I see." He had already made up a series of stories in his mind.

The island is closed, and the residents on the island are superstitious. When encountering any accidents, they practice the theory of ghosts and gods. The sea ghosts that appear naturally become the sustenance of their beliefs.The islanders used livestock and young girls to sacrifice to the sea god, and gradually formed the power of faith, and the sea god also protected them.

And with the passage of time, maybe the island has experienced opening up, or it may have been revenged by the dead girl, and the people on the island disappeared completely, and they no longer worshiped the sea god.

Until the screenwriter of "Sea God" re-discovered folk stories and re-filmed the previous sacrificial process, the Sea God was attracted to collect sacrifices.

Thinking of this, Jiang Kele's eyes became sharper: "Since this is the case, this Sea God has also harmed many people, why don't we deal with him right away."

Hu Baili raised his hands in favor.

The Sea God felt the slightest killing intent, and quickly said: "No, no, I didn't harm anyone at all. The sacrifices were offered by the believers automatically, and I was also a victim!"

"And the brides they sent were all so ugly, I didn't want any of them, and I saved them all!"

Speaking of this, Sea God also shed two tears: "You dark and skinny little kid, I like shit, can't you pick me a good-looking bride?"

The residents of the island were born by the sea, and their skin was tanned since they were young. Because of the lack of resources in that era, it was normal to not have enough to eat. Of course, they were dark and thin.

Jiang Kele stopped moving: "Then what happened to the three people who jumped into the sea before?"

Sea God: "The sacrificial dance they danced was too formal. It probably aroused the obsession of the former islanders, which made those sacrifices jump into the sea one by one."

He swore to the sky: "I don't want any of them!"

Seeing that the Sea God didn't seem to be lying, Jiang Kele turned to Hu Baili and said, "It's probably a matter of the sacrificial dance."

Seeing that there was a glimmer of life, Sea God quickly showed a flattering smile: "I can help you to see, if it is really the islanders' obsession, I will swallow them in one gulp."

Obsession is not like ghosts, ghosts can be beaten to death at worst, but obsession is like maggots on tarsus bones, which is difficult to solve.

Hearing what Sea God said, Jiang Kele decided to give him a chance.

The group returned to the set.

The crew had already finished filming and were preparing to pack up the set. They disappeared and reappeared without attracting the attention of others.

But it's good if you don't find it, so you don't have to make more trouble out of thin air.

Jiang Kele took Sea God up to the sacrificial altar.

Poseidon fumbled here and there, his eyes gleaming: "I don't know where you got it, but it's exactly the same as the thing you sacrificed back then."

He patted the drum and made a dull sound: "This is still a drum made of human skin."

I didn't notice it before, but now I took a closer look, and I saw that the touch of the drum surface was not right. Under the moonlight, the texture of the skin on it could be seen.

The Sea God picked out another skull from the bones piled on the sacrificial altar: "And this one, I remember that I'm an old acquaintance, the girl in his family is very beautiful, but I don't want her to be a sacrifice, and the islanders They killed them. Later, I saw that the girl was beautiful, so I couldn't bear to hurt her, so I sent it ashore, but I didn't expect the little girl to be very powerful, so I tried to kill all those ignorant islanders when I went back."

The Sea God was full of treasures, and told the origin of the things on the sacrificial altar one by one.

Jiang Kele had a question: "Who prepared these things?"

Even if you want to shoot the original scene, you can't restore every sacrificial item, right?

Hu Baili shook his head: "Accordingly, it should be prepared by the prop master, let me ask."

"Don't ask."

In the darkness, a hoarse voice came: "I prepared it."

Hu Baili suddenly turned around and looked over: "Who is it?"

"It's me." A figure came out and came under the moonlight.

The man was wearing a pair of glasses, he was gentle, and he was the screenwriter of the crew.

Hu Baili was still a little surprised: "It turned out to be you."

The screenwriter pushed his glasses: "I didn't expect that you would ruin my good deed."

The lenses flickered, and the eyes below were cold.

Jiang Kele whispered: "What kind of good thing is this?"

"What do you know?" The screenwriter became excited, "You don't know anything! The Sea God is rich in the world, as long as you get the Sea God's favor, you can travel unimpeded in the entire sea."

Both Hu Baili and Jiang Kele looked at the sea god.

Poseidon may not have come ashore for a long time, and he was squatting on the sacrificial altar very strangely, looking at the cars beside him.

He also asked, "Can it be driven at sea? It's quite impressive. I want to buy one for my future wife."

Jiang Kele said blankly, "I can't."

By this sea god?

Is it a bit unreliable?

Don't you do a risk assessment before implementing the plan?

The screenwriter is still talking about his big plan: "Owning the ocean is equivalent to choking the lifeline of each country, and then I can become..."

Jiang Kele looked back at Sea God again.

During the previous filming, the staff of the crew placed some melon and fruit offerings, and Poseidon may be hungry, and now he is holding an apple and gnawing on it.

"Excuse me, excuse me." Jiang Kele interrupted the screenwriter's passionate speech, "You mean, this sea god?"

The screenwriter paused for a moment, and looked over as Jiang Kele pointed.

Sea God noticed the screenwriter's gaze, and subconsciously hid the half-eaten apple, but he quickly reacted and looked back confidently: "It was originally a sacrifice for me, what's wrong with me eating one?"

Hu Baili was silent for a moment: "...It's okay, you eat."

So Sea God gave the screenwriter a blank look, squatted on the ground and began to eat apples.

The screenwriter stared blankly at Sea God.

The screenwriter can't accept the virtue of the omnipotent Poseidon in his heart, but his appearance and attire are exactly the same as the Poseidon in the records, which makes him believe it.

After a brief disappointment, he was ecstatic.

"Sea God, I am your believer, please give me strength!" The screenwriter said reverently, "Call the sea to drown these three people!"

At first, Sea God was quite happy to hear that he had followers, but when he opened his mouth, he wanted to drown these three people who had bullied him so badly, and immediately shook his head like a rattle.

"No, no."

A vixen, a violent madman, and another are not easy to mess with.

He didn't eat enough to hold on. He suffered three losses, and he had to eat the fourth time.

The screenwriter thought that his heart was not sincere enough, so he quickly said: "I gave you all the previous brides. If you agree to my request, I can give you anything!"

When Sea God heard it, he immediately jumped up on the spot: "What? You gave it to me?"

The screenwriter was overjoyed, nodded and said: "Yes, I am your most devout believer!"

Sea God's face turned blue and purple, and finally stomped his feet vigorously: "Useless things!"

Either send three ugly monsters, or send three people to bully him, it's really evil!

"I don't want you as a believer!" Seagod opened his hand, and a stream of sea water sprayed out from his palm, and slammed heavily on the screenwriter's face.

The screenwriter was caught off guard for a moment, and was sprayed in the face by the salty sea water.He took a step back subconsciously, but he stepped on the slippery and wet floor. He lost his balance and leaned back.During the fall, his hands kept dancing, trying to grab something, but in the end the back of his head hit the ground heavily, making a crisp sound.

The screenwriter fainted directly.

Sea God shrank his neck: "Why are people so fragile? It's none of my business, he fell down by himself."

Jiang Kele went up to check how the screenwriter was doing, but when he stepped forward to take a look, he found something was wrong.He reached out and grabbed a dark gray mass from the screenwriter's body.

It's not a soul, but it can hear the voices of different people.

When he grabbed it hard, he saw faces of different shapes appearing on it.

Sea God finished nibbling the apple in two or three bites, and leaned over to take a look: "Isn't this the obsession of my fanatical believers?"

Jiang Kele carefully distinguished what they were talking about, but it was so messy that he couldn't hear clearly.

Sea God threw the apple core away: "Don't listen, it's all feudal poison. The Qing Dynasty is gone, and they are still obsessed with it." He grabbed the dark gray mass and stuffed it directly into his mouth.

Judging by his appearance, the taste was not good, but he still frowned and swallowed it two or three times.

"Bah, bah, bah." Sea God stuck out his tongue, "It's bitter and smelly, it's so unpalatable."

Hu Baili was curious: "Isn't that your believer? So straightforward?"

Sea God stretched his waist: "Believers? Believers are not as delicious as king crabs. After the work is done, it also proves that I have not harmed anyone or lied. I will slip away first."

At this moment, the screenwriter lying on the ground let out a groan, he slowly opened his eyes, and questioned his life: "Where am I...?"

"Who are you guys?"

It seems that he forgot what happened.

Hu Baili quickly explained: "Screenwriter, you have worked so hard these few days that you fainted on the set. I will call for someone to take you to the hospital."

The screenwriter was dumbfounded: "The set? What are you filming? Shouldn't I be listening to folklore stories on the island? Why did I come here?"

Hu Baili was also dumbfounded.

It turns out that the screenwriter not only forgot what happened just now, but also forgot a series of things.

Sea God said: "He was possessed by an obsession when he was listening to the story, once the obsession was removed, he forgot this memory."

Hu Baili's first reaction was: "The screenwriter lost his memory, so how can we continue filming this movie?"

The screenwriter wondered: "I lost my memory? Who are you?"

In order to avoid complications, Hu Baili quickly called a staff member to send the screenwriter who lost his memory to the hospital with him.

Jiang Kele and Gu Wenzong sent Sea God back to the sea.

Although this matter has no clear relationship with Poseidon, he is indeed suspected of being harmful, and Jiang Kele criticized and educated him.

Under the great disparity in force, Sea God listened to the lesson like a grandson, and at the end he swore that he would be a good man in the future and would never engage in feudal superstition.

After receiving his education, Sea God turned into a handful of sea water and merged into the sea.

Only Jiang Kele and Gu Wenzong were left on the coast.

The sea breeze at night brings coolness.

Jiang Kele shuddered belatedly: "It seems that we can't keep up with BBQ, let's go back."

Gu Wenzong held him back, smiling: "Do you want to go back like this?"

Jiang Kele didn't know why, but at the prompt of Gu Wenzong, he realized that he was still wearing a fiery red wedding dress.He was a little annoyed: "No wonder the passers-by just looked at me strangely. They must have regarded me as a big guy in women's clothing! Isn't it strange that I am like this?"

"No."

Gu Wenzong pulled the person to his side, his voice was low and hoarse: "It's very beautiful."

Seeing his own reflection in Gu Wenzong's eyes, Jiang Kele was a little embarrassed: "You can't be fooling me, are you?"

Gu Wenzong didn't speak, but showed it with actions.

He hugged Jiang Kele, blocking the night wind for him.

Under the deserted moonlight, the shadows of the two were getting closer and closer, almost merging into one.

"Excuse me, excuse me..." Another figure condensed in the waves, saw the two people hugging and kissing, and immediately froze in place, "I, I, I didn't see anything!"

Jiang Kele coughed and gently pushed Gu Wenzong away.

"What's the matter?" His tone was a little bad.

The Sea God quickly merged into the sea, his figure was invisible, only his voice could be heard.

"I'll give you some souvenirs."

The waves slapped on the beach for a while, and then the tide receded, and a king crab and two little green dragons appeared on the beach.

For disturbing other people's good deeds, Sea God was afraid of being beaten, and immediately disappeared without a trace after delivering the special products.

Jiang Kele and King Crab stared at each other, wondering, "How do you bring this back?"

In the end, Jiang Kele went to the crew to change the costumes, and asked for two strong plastic bags, packed the king crab and little green dragon in the plastic bags, and brought them back to the resort hotel.

Fortunately, the hotel's kitchen provides processing services. Even if you missed the seafood feast and BBQ provided by the hotel, you still ate seafood.

The chefs of the hotel are very skilled, and it is not a meal, so they quickly delivered the prepared seafood.

Because the king crab sent by Poseidon is full of weight, it is divided into three parts for different eating methods.Grilled with salt, steamed and baked with cheese, each method of eating has a different flavor.

This king crab is freshly grilled directly from the bottom of the sea. It is very delicious, especially the leg part of the king crab. The meat is tender and elastic.

Xiaoqinglong is steamed with minced garlic vermicelli, and it is full of fragrance when it is served at one end.

Paired with two glasses of red wine, it is extremely pleasant.

The curtains of the floor-to-ceiling windows are opened, and the sea view and moonlight can be seen outside the window.

The two clinked glasses.

Jiang Kele held the red wine glass, shook it, and took a sip.Before this, they were very imposing, but once the red wine entered the mouth, it was a failure.

"It's too bad to drink." He frowned, took a sip of red wine in his mouth, and didn't swallow it, swallowed it.

Gu Wenzong asked: "Is it really so bad?"

With red wine in his mouth, Jiang Kele was inconvenient to speak, but his expression said everything.

Gu Wenzong got up.

Jiang Kele thought that Gu Wenzong was going to get a napkin or something so that he could spit out the red wine, but Gu Wenzong walked up to him and bent down.

Jiang Kele slightly widened his eyes.

Gu Wenzong's lips were covered, the red wine intersected between their lips and teeth, and their breaths were exchanged.

The long kiss ends.

Gu Wenzong rubbed the corner of Jiang Coke's mouth with his thumb, and said meaningfully: "I think it's quite delicious."

Jiang Kele licked his lips, and there was still a smell of red wine on it, but it was not as disgusting as before, but it revealed a sweet smell.

He looked up and saw that the corner of Gu Wenzong's mouth was still red.Stretching out his hand, he grabbed Gu Wenzong's collar, and the shadows of the two gradually approached.

"Then... let me try again..."

The chair under him moved and made a harsh sound.

The red wine glass shook and fell on the table. The red wine dripped from the table, and finally formed a pool of light red puddles on the ground.

And the people present couldn't care less about it.

There is a saying that when you are full and warm, you think about lust.

In the second bedroom, the little ghost king lying on the bed angrily pulled up the quilt and covered himself completely.

Badass!

Both dads are badass!