I use physics to subdue demons

"50 yuan per person, barbecue hot pot, beef, mutton, seafood...everything you expect, Big Stomach Buffet welcomes you."

Ruan Tu was dissatisfied: "Didn't you earn a hush money? Why are you still eating this?"

Jiang Kele poured a glass of Coke: "When three years come, if he doesn't tell us, we have to pay it back."

Ruan Tu curled his lips: "Don't pretend to me, isn't it our habit to embezzle in advance?"

Jiang Kele's serious expression changed, and he said quietly, "I'm not paying off my mortgage this month..."

Ruan Tu also sighed: "I have to pay the rent next month..."

The two looked at each other, and sighed together.

Ruan Tu picked up a piece of beef and put it on the baking tray. Amidst the sizzling sound, he said:

"You said, you are so capable, why are you still working in a small company?"

Jiang Kele took a sip of Coke and said slowly, "Because... I'm human."

Ruan Tu was thoughtful: "You mean, you want to be a normal person?"

"No." Jiang Kele raised a finger and shook it, "Because I'm human, so I need to eat."

"What's the use of these skills? Most people don't believe in feudalism. Last time we exorcised evil spirits, they thought we were magic sticks. After all, we only received 500 yuan, and they were told all the way that they were much more expensive than witches."

"Nowadays, those powerful and powerful people all believe in those fancy ones, and I can't do it. How can others trust us?"

After two mouthfuls of Coke, Jiang Kele began to complain about the hardships of life.

Ruan Tu, a jobless vagrant, agreed frequently at the beginning, but after a while, he began to look around and get distracted.

"Coke..." Ruan Tu interrupted him, pointing to the TV hanging on the wall, "Does this person look familiar?"

Jiang Kele looked back, and a pretty hostess appeared on the TV screen, interviewing a subject nearby, but the environment in the cafeteria was so noisy that it was impossible to hear what she was saying.

"I don't like women." Jiang Kele glanced at it, then looked away.

"No!" Ruan Tu said anxiously, "Look again!"

Jiang Kele turned his head again, and this time the camera focused on a stern-looking man in a suit. His shirt was buttoned up to the top button, showing a cold and ascetic demeanor.

"Isn't this the man you saved just now?" Jiang Kele looked at it carefully this time, and read out a line of words at the bottom of the TV screen, "The president of Gu's Group has come to our city... to launch a number of investment plans ..."

Ruan Tu blinked dreamily: "President, tell me, is there still time to go back and hug your thigh?"

"It's too late." Jiang Kele picked up the roasted beef and threw it into his bowl, "Let's eat your meal."

"But……"

Jiang Kele asked back: "Can he invest in us?"

Ruan Tu shook his head.

Jiang Kele asked again: "Will he give us money for no reason?"

Ruan Tu shook his head again.

"Then what does it matter to us?" Jiang Kele said earnestly, "Repaying favors is the most important thing, do you understand cause and effect?"

Ruan Tu thought for a while: "Do you think he will take a fancy to me?" He said with a cute gesture.

Jiang Kele looked him up and down for a while: "I don't think anyone would dislike rabbits..."

Before Ruan Tu was happy, he heard him add: "Tutu is so cute, it must be braised with red pepper."

Ruan Tu: "..."

After being hit, he could only look at the TV screen reluctantly, poked the beef in the bowl, and said in a muffled voice: "If I can't pay the rent next month, I will go to the zoo to beg for a living."

Jiang Kele couldn't help it: "The white rabbit in this country has another name, it's called vegetable rabbit, do you know that it's used as meat and vegetables?"

Ruan Tu said wearily, "Is it impossible to have a dream?"

"Okay." Jiang Kele comforted, "If you really have no place to live, come to my house and I'll prepare a cage for you."

Ruan Tu was not comforted: "..."

Ruan Tu was so irritated that he didn't say a word, and kept his head buried in eating. The tableware in front of the slender young man was stacked higher and higher.

In the past, this scene would probably attract crowds of onlookers, but today... there is someone who can eat better than him.

"How can this person eat so much?"

"I can see that his stomach is almost bursting, and he is still eating non-stop."

"Could it be the reincarnation of a starving ghost?"

The passing guests whispered.

Jiang Kele looked in the direction they came from, and saw the tableware stacked high at a glance, and everyone was blocked by the tableware, but with Jiang Kele's eyesight, he could still see the ghostly air coming out of the gap between the tableware.

"Ruan Tu, don't eat." Jiang Kele pulled him up and walked over.

Only then did I see who was sitting there.

A tall, handsome man.

Now his eyes are dull, his face is crazy, and he keeps eating with both hands, which is very strange.

The one sitting opposite him should be his girlfriend, who is now urging him: "Don't be ashamed of yourself! Why are you still eating? Hurry up!"

But the man didn't respond at all, he was still stuffing something in his mouth, his abdomen was already bulging, as if he was four or five months pregnant.

He was full, but he was still eating mechanically.

The two waiters next to him took a look.

"I heard that live broadcasts of big stomach kings are very popular now. Could this young man be some big stomach kings?"

"Maybe, how can ordinary people eat so much?"

The well-dressed woman has already started to get angry: "I just know how to eat, have you not eaten enough in eight lifetimes?"

Hearing the word "full", the man reacted, rolled his eyeballs, and muttered: "Hungry, hungry..."

"You hungry ghost!" The woman stood up and was about to pull him.

At this moment, Jiang Kele and Ruan Tu appeared next to her boyfriend from left to right, and pressed his shoulders to prevent him from eating any more.

Obviously his stomach was about to explode, but he still greedily looked at the food in front of him, wanting to break free from the control of these two people.

The woman was carrying her bag, and looked hesitantly at the two people who suddenly appeared: "What are you going to do?"

Ruan Tu smiled at her: "It's okay, your boyfriend is just possessed by a starving ghost."

The woman didn't believe it at all: "What starving ghost? You are crazy!"

Jiang Kele shrugged, "Look, I won't believe it".

Then he changed his words to the woman: "Your boyfriend is sick. I have a relative who has this disease. I know how to treat it."

Seeing that her boyfriend's behavior was really abnormal, the woman was half awake and half suspicious: "You don't charge money?"

"No money."

"Okay." The woman took a step back with the idea of ​​treating a dead horse as a living horse doctor, "Then you..."

Before she finished speaking, she saw the gentle young man in a shirt and suit grab her boyfriend and slap her face hard twice.

There were two "slaps", like thunder on the ground, and two palm prints immediately appeared on the cheeks.

"You, what are you doing to beat someone!" Seeing her boyfriend being beaten, the woman rushed up, raised her hand and was about to hit them with her bag, and cursed, "You guys are crazy!"

The man who had been slapped twice was pushed out just as he woke up, and was slapped twice by his girlfriend.

"What's going on?" The man didn't seem to remember what happened just now, "Why is my stomach so full..."

The woman grabbed the man, touched his bright red cheeks, and said distressedly: "Before you were eating like a demon, your stomach almost exploded, and two people came over for no reason and slapped you twice, they..."

The woman was about to find someone to settle accounts, but she turned around to look, but couldn't find the figures of the two people, she stomped her feet: "Don't let me see them again!"

The man stopped his girlfriend, thoughtful: "I was in a daze just now, as if I saw something go out of my body... Fortunately, those two slaps woke me up, otherwise I'm afraid I'm really going to die gone."

The woman also came back to her senses: "They said you were possessed by a starving ghost, I thought you were a liar..."

The two looked at each other: "Could it be...there are ghosts in the world?"

Ruan Tu: "I'm not full yet."

The ghost caught by Jiang Kele also hummed: "I'm not full either."

Jiang Kele gave it alone: ​​"In the eyes of others, we slap others twice for no reason. If we don't run faster, we will not be able to explain clearly."

Ruan Tu sighed: "If you say there are ghosts, you don't believe it..."

Speaking of ghosts, the two turned to the starving ghost at the same time.

The starving ghost looks like a thin young man, but his stomach is slightly swollen, like a pregnant woman.At this moment, Jiang Kele held it in his hand, and he had no choice but to pretend to be his grandson: "I'll borrow my body and have a full meal. You two just turn a blind eye and close one eye. Pity me..."

"Have a full meal?" Ruan Tu interrupted him, "If it wasn't for us, that person would probably die alive!"

The starving ghost said: "Isn't this still dead?"

"You're still reasonable—" Ruan Tu glared at him, "Coke, he's going to be saved soon."

Jiang Kele gave a "tsk" sound: "A starving ghost, you have to eat enough to be overwhelmed, I can't help it."

Saying that, he stuffed the starving ghost into Ruan Tu's arms: "You can deal with it."

Ruan Tu and the starved ghost stared at each other, and suddenly a spirit came up: "Coke, didn't someone say just now——Is the live broadcast of Big Stomach King very popular?"

Xiao Zhang is a company personnel. He usually has trivial work and many things, and he doesn't have any spare time entertainment. He just watches the live broadcast.

Today during the Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, she didn't bother to go out. She just lay on the bed and turned on the tomato live broadcast.Unfortunately, none of the favorite anchors started broadcasting, so she could only cut it out, planning to find a good-looking live broadcast room to pass the time.

Suddenly, a live broadcast room came into view.

The live broadcast room was unremarkable—the rookie has a big appetite, there are no highlights, but the popularity is very high.

Xiao Zhang muttered: "It must be popular again."

Saying this in his mouth, Xiao Zhang still clicked in. Once he entered the live broadcast room, the first thing he saw was the barrage floating by.

[The anchor is strong, eat more. 】

[If the anchor dares to eat chili water, I will reward a lobster! 】

[Eating so hard, it seems to be another emetic. 】

[Don't talk nonsense before, I saw that the anchor ate for two hours and didn't even move, who ate like this to induce vomiting? 】

Xiao Zhang scanned the barrage before watching the live broadcast.

A thin young man sat at the table, facing the live camera, only showing his upper body.There were pots of food in front of him. It seemed that he had eaten it for a long time, and there were a lot of food residues left.

Different from the general clipped video of the big stomach king, he is really live broadcasting, non-stop.Fried chicken, cakes, skewers... take turns, without even taking a break.

Even so, he still enjoyed eating very much, without any apparent reluctance.

Xiao Zhang swallowed, watching the anchor eat well, his stomach was also gurgling.

"It looks too delicious..."

While muttering, Xiao Zhang rewarded the anchor with a Buddha jumping over the wall.