The anchor next door is a thief [PUBG Mobile]

Lu Ang greeted Xu Baiyan in advance, saying that he and Ji Boyao had taken leave this Saturday, and they would be able to go home on Friday night. What Xu Baiyan was thinking about was finally being able to wash his hands and make soup for Lu Ang. He hung up on leave.

Xu Baiyan went to the supermarket early in the morning on Friday, and while flipping through his mobile phone to look at the pictures he saved last time, he pushed the shopping cart to shuttle through the food area.

When Zhou Ze helped Lu Ang find a house, he didn't think that Lu Ang would be able to use the kitchen to cook in the future, so although everything on the cooking table was good, there were very few tableware and kitchen utensils.

Xu Baiyan ran back and forth. He didn't come to the supermarket very much before, so he was really confused about where to put the food in each food section of the supermarket. Finally, he managed to get together glutinous rice ribs, corn, yam, pigeon soup and crayfish. He couldn't find where the ingredients and seasonings were, and when he finished tossing, he was actually sweating all over.

After buying all the dishes, Xu Baiyan walked into the kitchen utensils and tableware area again, thinking about the empty cabinets at home, Xu Baiyan bought a pair of everything that could be used and went back.

After paying the bill, Xu Baiyan's scalp felt numb looking at the big bags. With the help of the supermarket staff, Xu Baiyan finally arrived at the entrance of the supermarket. He sighed and called Xie Mengzhu. Although it was only past ten o'clock, Xie Mengzhu might Still sleeping, though!Isn't being a child just for cheating?

When Xie Mengzhu remembered the phone call, he was still asleep, and was dreaming that he was talking about Nanjiang like this, and the phone rang suddenly. Xie Mengzhu really wanted to throw the phone out of the window!Somewhat irritatedly, he touched the phone and looked, it turned out to be Xu Baiyan.

"Boss! Why do you pick some times when it's not appropriate to bother me? Do you know what I'm doing?"

Xu Baiyan was a little confused, "What else can you do besides sleeping? Is it in Nanjiang?! Don't think I don't know that they are still training at the base."

Xie Mengzhu heaved a long sigh, "I'm really here at my house in Nanjiang, your phone rings a minute late, labor and capital have all gone in, but what are you doing so early..."

"Morning, you are a fairy! Xie Mengzhu, you are mentally retarded! What are you doing with me so early in the morning?" Xu Baiyan hung up the phone angrily, really wanting to poke Xie Mengzhu's brain with the big fish that was hard frozen in the freezer just now !Who are these people!

Xu Baiyan finally took a taxi home, but the two packs of pots and pans were really troublesome, ah, should I learn to get a driver's license, Xu Baiyan pondered.

Xu Baiyan returned home and waited on the two masters for dinner before he remembered to order a takeaway for himself. While waiting for the takeaway, he began to pack the ingredients he bought on his phone.

He threw the crayfish into the pond all at once, and one or two shrimps insisted on crawling out, and almost pinched Xu Baiyan's finger. Xu Baiyan took a new toothbrush and poked the shrimp's head , poured a bottle of white wine into it all at once, and the smell of wine filled the kitchen immediately, "Let you bite me! Hmph!"

After soaking the lobster, Xu Baiyan started to wash the corn glutinous rice pork ribs and pigeons, but he left the ugly yam aside. When he washed all the corn and yam pigeons, the takeaway arrived.

After wiping his hands, he picked up the takeaway. While Xu Baiyan was eating, Little Trouble jumped onto his lap and meowed. Xu Baiyan had no choice but to lick his Little Trouble while eating, and stuffed a mouthful of thick porridge into his mouth. Staring at Little Trouble, "Hey, let me say, why are your eyes flickering, little thing? Am I right? Have you been possessed by someone?"

"Meow~"

dad!Don't talk nonsense in broad daylight!

Xu Baiyan was indeed a little startled. He put down the spoon and wanted to hold up the little trouble for a closer look, but only halfway through the action, he heard a shaking sound and a scream. Xu Baiyan suddenly opened his eyes wide. He put Xu Baiyan On the dining chair, he got up and ran into the kitchen.

The bang sound was when Xu Baiyan's bowl with ribs fell to the ground, and the scream came from Yuanbao. When Xu Baiyan entered the kitchen, he saw Yuanbao scurrying around on the cooking table, which was being held tightly by two crayfish. There was a pitiful scream from his mouth, and as soon as he saw Xu Baiyan coming in, the fat ball rushed towards Xu Baiyan as if he had found a backer.

It's a pity that the cat's wish was not fulfilled. When Xu Baiyan just washed the ingredients, he had already stained the cooking table a lot. I somehow got out a lot of wine in the pool, so it went to Xu Baiyan. When he jumped, a huge slippery body flew under his feet and flew into the delirious pond with lobster soaked in white wine.

"Meow!"

Shit shovel!Hurry up and save me!

"Meow~"

dad!Go help Fat Ball!

"Hahahahahahaha! Yuanbao, Dad, let me change your name. Hahahahahaha what is it called Yuanbao? It's called Fat Ball. Forget why you are so miserable, hahahahahaha!"

Xu Baiyan's whole body's reaction was only covering his face and laughing. He really lived a long time and could meet anything. His ingot is not possessed by someone, so take two quick steps to pick up the fat ball .

Xu Baiyan also conveniently tore off a few prawns on Yuan Bao's body, and picked up the basin that fell on the ground. Fortunately, the ribs did not spill out. After finishing these, Xu Baiyan couldn't help laughing, he Amusing himself, "You guys wanted to bite me just now! Now you're biting my sight again! If you don't like me, just come at me! What's the point of bullying my Miaomiao?!"

Yuan Bao looked terrified, he just smelled the smell of meat, so he meowed a few times to that little troublemaker to let him pester him to shovel shit, so he could come over and steal two pieces of meat to eat!But who knows!There are a bunch of bright red things in this pool!Still moving!I still want to jump out and challenge myself!

I was never so wronged when I was wandering!I can't get used to Wangcai, who is wandering together, and I want to beat him!Not to mention this ugly red-shelled monster!

So the little fat man stretched his claws in without even thinking about it, and wanted to slap the hard-shelled monster with its teeth and claws, but it didn't expect that the red-shelled monster had a helper, thinking that when it dominated the martial arts, it never brought a helper when it fought , but this red-shelled monster hurts so much that it can grow on itself!

So the little fat man panicked and pushed the things that Bai Yan put on the cooking table to the ground, and his crime was also discovered by the shit shovel!

Yuan Bao was wet all over and was hugged by Xu Baiyan to comfort him, but he still howled non-stop, but he also found that being shoveled occasionally is very comfortable.

"Meow!"

Hello!What the hell is going on with you, little black face!Will you be an undercover agent!

"Meow~"

Fat Ball, are you alright?Fortunately, Dad found out!Otherwise you will be miserable!

"Meow!"

Little black face you idiot!

"Meow~"

Da Yuan Bao, you fat man!

Xu Baiyan carried Yuanbao into the bathroom. The fat orange smelled of alcohol and was still wet. He wanted to wash it. Hearing the cries of the two little things one after another, Xu Baiyan couldn't help but want to laugh. Why are you talking about this? It's time to get up.

Xu Baiyan quickly mixed the water in the wooden bucket specially used for bathing the two masters, and put the ingot into the basin while the two cats chatted happily.

"Meow! Ow!"

Shit shovel!Don’t you know the group of people I’m afraid of water now!What if there are red-shelled monsters in the water!

Xu Baiyan heard Yuan Bao's scream and was about to run outside, so he quickly held it down, "Yuan Bao, good boy, dad is giving you a bath, you smell like alcohol, can you tell me? I'm going to dislike you for a little trouble, so I won't be with you Play."

"Meow~"

That is, Yuan Bao who doesn't take a bath is a fat, smelly ball.

"Meow!"

How dare you laugh at me, you little black face!

"Meow~"

I didn't laugh at you~

Little Trouble meowed and walked gracefully on catwalks. Yuan Bao groaned and was dragged by Xu Baiyan to soak in the wooden barrel, wailing comfortably.

After cooking these two little things, Xu Baiyan's porridge was already completely cold, and he didn't want to eat any more. He took yogurt from the refrigerator, went to the cabinet to get snacks, and nestled on the sofa to browse the forum and post.

Xu Baiyan spit out a mouthful of yogurt when the post posted by the blogger who painted him Xiao Huang was posted by Xu Baiyan. He couldn't help laughing, and took screenshots while laughing. on WeChat.

Lu Ang quickly replied to his message, just one sentence, I will clean up you when I go back at night.

Xu Baiyan replied happily, I'll wait for you to come back and take care of me.

After posting this, he sent another emoticon pack showing a broken leg, and then Xu Baiyan threw his phone aside, those little yellow pictures he printed out were buzzing!I want to make something like a small pocketbook for Lu Ang, but I haven't finished it yet!