The anchor next door is a thief [PUBG Mobile]

Xu Baiyan didn't sleep at all the next day, so he took Little Trouble to the pet supply store he had visited earlier in the morning, and as soon as he opened the glass door, he said anxiously, "Hello, my cat bit my hand to play with it yesterday, and rubbed its teeth. It was knocked off, are you okay? Now he meows like wind."

The boy named Sile received Xu Baiyan. This morning, he and a beautician were the only ones in the store. He carried Little Trouble and held it up in front of him, and then touched his teeth, "It's okay, it's okay, It’s normal to have a tooth change period, do you have a molar stick at home?”

"No, just say how to bite my hand. It's like using my hand as a molar stick. It's okay to scare me. By the way, we just came here today to get a vaccine and take a bath."

"Okay, wait for about half an hour to take a shower."

"It's okay, I'm fine."

Xu Baiyan took advantage of Little Trouble to take a shower. He bought a bunch of snacks and toys for Little Trouble at the convenience store. When paying the bill, Xu Baiyan saw a chubby orange cat with a wound on his face squatting outside the glass door of the convenience store. He asked, "Huh? Whose cat is that?"

Si Le glanced outside the door while making the payment, and smiled, "That's a stray cat."

Xu Baiyan went to the door and squatted in the glass door and knocked on the glass, "Little cat, meow~"

He squatted in the glass door for a long time, got up and went back to the counter, "Why is this stray cat so fat?"

Shouldn't it be skinny and skinny?

Si Le put the things Xu Baiyan bought into a bag, "A total of [-], do you use credit card or WeChat? Male dogs and cats will have symptoms of obesity after undergoing trend surgery."

Xu Baiyan glanced at the door, the little chubby orange was still squatting there, he clicked on his phone, "WeChat, what kind of surgery is death surgery?"

Si Le suppressed a smile, "It's castration surgery..."

Xu Baiyan asked Si Le to scan his payment code, and said in disbelief, "Why do stray cats still have this operation?"

Si Le returned the phone to Xu Baiyan, "You go over there for a meeting first, it may take 10 minutes for the little trouble to come out, this kitten comes here every day to eat and drink, and he is also familiar with the store, and it is for his own good , the doctor next door helped him perform the operation."

Xu Baiyan nodded, thanked him, and walked towards the rest area of ​​the convenience store lobby, turning his head while walking, he sighed in his heart, life is hopeless... what fun is life in a cat without balls.

The little trouble was served in a beautiful bath, and Xu Baiyan didn't dare to watch the scene where the needle pierced the skin when he was carried to get the vaccine. He entrusted the little trouble to the doctor and came out of the hospital bent over to tease Fat Orange.

Fat Ju might be too lacking in love, as soon as Xu Baiyan came out, he meowed and rubbed against Xu Baiyan's lap, and once wanted to sit on Xu Baiyan's snow-white sneakers.

After the little trouble got the injection, the doctor came out to look for the family members. Xu Baiyan took his watery-eyed poor boy to pay the bill, and asked by the way, "That fat orange at your door, what happened to his teeth?"

The doctor touched Little Trouble's head, "Still barking? Did you see your father acting like a baby? That cat fought with other stray dogs. It was also a bear. In the end, no one could beat it fiercely, and one of them was broken. Tooth, we originally planned to pull out his tooth, but who knows that the cat won't cooperate, so forget it."

Xu Baiyan paid the money and sighed, "Does this mean you want to be a street fighter in the neighborhood?"The man with the injury is the real man, but he is really a pitiful one.

Xu Baiyan tossed and tossed all morning, and finally solved the little trouble in his family. He thanked the doctor and took a taxi home with two big bags of things on his back. Before leaving, Xu Baiyan said goodbye to Fat Ju .

As soon as he entered the house, the little trouble jumped up and down in the cat bag and meowed. Xu Baiyan let it out, and the little trouble rushed into the bathroom.

Xu Baiyan packed up Little Trouble's snack toys, he sat on the ground and sighed, Little Trouble seemed to sense Xu Baiyan's emotions, he jumped onto Xu Baiyan's lap, "Meow~"

dad!Tell me what you are unhappy about!

Xu Baiyan rubbed Little Trouble's head, and said after a long time, "Dad, let me find you a companion."

After speaking, Xu Baiyan picked up Little Trouble and got up, put Little Trouble in the nest, washed his hands, got dressed, and left the house without taking his furry child with him.

"Meow~meow~meow~"

dad!Dad where are you going!You didn't take me!

Little Trouble ran to the door and clawed at the door panel.

Xu Baiyan was always thinking about the fat orange. After thinking about it for a while, he decided to go to the convenience store again. Xu Baiyan saw the fat man again at the door of the store. He pushed open the door of the convenience store, "Hello, the one at your door Is this cat adoptable?"

After getting an affirmative answer from the clerk, Xu Baiyan asked the clerk to help him take a bath for Fat Ju, then went to the next door to forcibly pull out the broken tooth, bought a bunch of things for Fat Ju, and happily carried Fat Ju on his back. Tangerine went home.

Xu Baiyan entered the house and let the fat orange out, and he slumped on the sofa panting for a long time, "Ten oranges and nine fat ancients sincerely do not deceive me."

Xu Baiyan took out his mobile phone and looked at it. At eleven o'clock, he didn't know what Lu Ang was doing, so he called Lu Ang.

When Lu Ang received Xu Baiyan's call, he was practicing with his gun. He moved his fingers and picked up the phone, "Bai Yan."

"Well, Lu Ang, what are you doing?" Xu Baiyan lay on the sofa, stretched his body, and hummed comfortably.

"Practice the gun", Lu Ang aimed at the moving target in the distance and pulled the trigger, and missed, "What are you doing? Are you up yet?"

"Get up, I got up very early today, will calling you affect your gun practice?"

"No, why don't you get more sleep, the broadcast was so late last night."

"I'm getting older and less sleepy. By the way, Lu Ang, do you know what castration is?" Xu Baiyan turned over on the sofa.

"Dead? Isn't it dead? Is there another meaning?" Lu Ang calmed down, drove out the humming sound of Xu Baiyan's Dolby sound effect single from his mind, and shot right into the heart.

"Oh, it's not this death, but castration, do you know what it means?"

"Bai Yan, did you make Little Trouble a eunuch?"

"No! What's the fun of having a cat with its balls cut off!"

After Xu Baiyan finished growling, he heard his boyfriend laughing in a low voice, Xu Baiyan rubbed the tip of his nose, "Lu Ang, I miss you, ask Ji Boyao for leave!"

"I miss you too. This weekend, I'll take you for a drag race."

"it is good."

There are still three days before this weekend, Xu Baiyan plans to do something for Lu Ang.

what to doThe group of fans who hadn't been lucky for a long time was overturned by Xu Baiyan.

Bai Yan: Ladies and gentlemen, is there a crash course on MasterChef?

Fan No. [-]: Grab your husband!Ladies!

Fantou No. [-]: ah ah ah my husband wants to wash my hands and make soup for me!

The jumper next door: I seem to have discovered something amazing

Bai Yan's Frying Pan: Brother!

Bai Yan's frying pan: Go to Weibo!Food blogger!

Xu Baiyan tapped on his mobile phone to thank the girls in the group, took a few packs of snacks and nestled on the sofa, swiped Weibo, swiped!Food bloggers hurry up!

"Meow~"

Little Trouble jumped lightly on Xu Baiyan's lap and wanted to stick his head into Xu Baiyan's snack bag to grab some food. Xu Baiyan lifted the snack bag up, "You can't eat this, can you learn from ingots? Look." Look at how well behaved they are."

Yuan Bao is a fat orange adopted by Xu Baiyan. After being brought back by Xu Baiyan, she became fatter and fatter. Because her body was chubby and orange, she was named Yuan Bao by Xu Baiyan.

Yuan Bao heard that he was called by the excrement shovel officer, licked two mouthfuls of milk from the rice bowl, shook his mustache, got up with a "meow" and walked towards Xu Baiyan.

He took graceful catwalks, his chubby body walked to the edge of the sofa, and watched as a person and a cat on the sofa yelled because of a pack of snacks, "Little trouble, don't snatch it from me! Be careful, I'll tell your father to tell you." shape!"

"Meow!"

Dad is ashamed!I love to sue my dad!

Yuan Bao shook his beard, squatted at Xu Baiyan's feet, surrounded himself with his tail, the shit-shoveler had so much fun playing with that little trouble, shit-shoveler, can't you see me!

Yuan Bao rubbed against Xu Baiyan's leg, he pouted his butt high, stretched his body fiercely, tossing himself comfortably, Yuan Bao shook his body and took two steps back, after a cry of "meow", his fat body He jumped up high, but the next second his fat body fell on Xu Baiyan's feet.

"Oh, what's wrong with the ingot?" Xu Baiyan inadvertently snatched half a bag of potato chips in his hand, and the little trouble slid it under the table. With his dark face, he burrowed into the bag of potato chips without even thinking about it.

"Meow!"

Shit shovel!Hurry up and hug me!

"Little fat man, ouch, what can you do." Xu Baiyan couldn't help but bent down and picked up Yuanbao and held it in front of him.

"Meow!"

You are annoying!Stop talking!

"Is it time for you to lose weight?"

"Meow!"

I don't want to lose face!Shut up!You shovel!

"Hahahahahahahaha, I want to tell Lu Ang hahaha oh my god!" Xu Baiyan rolled on the sofa laughing, Yuan Bao was held in his arms, and let the shit shoveler go crazy, hmph, human with fishy lips!I am not meat!This is a blessing!

Little Trouble heard the commotion outside and came out from under the table. Potato chip scum was all over Xiao Hei's face. He licked his meat pad and wiped his face. His light body jumped onto Xu Baiyan's lap again, looking at the grinning fat orange. Meow meow.

"Meow!" Yuan Bao saw another person who came to see his jokes. He was imprisoned by Xu Baiyan, but his legs could still move freely. He let out a groan, and quickly kicked Little Trouble with his two strong long legs. .

The little trouble also reacted very quickly, and jumped off Xu Baiyan's lap with an ow, "Meow!"

dad!You have to call the shots for me!That fat bastard bullied me!

The corners of Xu Baiyan's eyes burst into tears as he smiled, these two living treasures.