The anchor next door is a thief [PUBG Mobile]

During the years when Xie Mengzhu was sent by his mother to study abroad, he discovered that he might be the same type of person as Xu Baiyan at a social gathering. He laughed at himself many times. His mother was still wary of Xu Baiyan, and his son was gay at heart. You might be mad if you know the fucking thing?Or maybe she will break up with Xu Baiyan like Xu Baiyan's mother?

Xie Mengzhu has been kneeling in the living room all night. He has thought about countless possibilities, but he never thought that his mother would beat him so hard with his feather duster.

Xie Mengzhu didn't sleep all night, and he was surprised that he was still sober. If he dared to toss like this all night when he was still in school, he would be forced to knock his head to the ground the next day.

Xie's mother's bedroom door opened, Xie Mengzhu looked up, pulled the corner of his mouth and called out, "Mom."

"I'll ask you, can you change this matter? If you can't, don't call me mom!"

"Mom! It's not the same as learning to smoke and drink...you..."

Mother Xie covered her mouth and cried, "Xie Mengzhu, how can you be like your father!"

When Xie Mengzhu came to the local area, who was he like?He raised his head slightly, and looked at Mama Xie's eyes full of doubts, "Mom?"

"Why did that old bastard of your father give birth to you, a little bastard! Get out! Get out!" Mother Xie was a little hysterical, she walked up to Xie Mengzhu in two steps and pushed Xie Mengzhu's shoulder violently.

Xie Mengzhu was overthrown by his mother to the ground, and suddenly came to his senses. He knelt in front of his mother and hugged his mother's shoulder, "Mom! I won't leave! No matter how much you beat me, I won't leave!"

Mother Xie collapsed on the ground when she heard Xie Mengzhu say this, covered her face and began to cry, "How old were you back then, less than one year old, your father suddenly brought a man home one day and said that The man is his true love, and he hasn't appeared since then. He only pays a large sum of money every month. What do you think I want so much money for? Meng Zhu..."

"Mom, I won't, don't worry, I won't be like my father, I won't leave, as long as you don't drive me away, no, you can't drive me away..."

Only I know how sad it is for a young mother with a child who is waiting to be fed for so many years.

Mother Xie had cried enough, pinched Xie Mengzhu's thigh, "I don't know how to help your mother up!"

"Ouch, mom hurts."

Xie's mother wiped her face, "Mom thought about it all night, people live for a lifetime, this is such a short few decades, you can live as you want, mom has money, and you don't need you to take care of the elderly, you live happily Just like..."

"mom……"

"It's not shameful for you to act like a baby at such an adult."

"No shame."

Xie Mengzhu figured it out a little bit, his mother was so nervous about Bai Yan's matter back then, so she was afraid that she would be like her father, and she would lose everything.

Xie Mengzhu was beaten up by his mother and knelt all night. A chain reaction occurred in his body and he didn't get out of bed for three days. The young man couldn't lie on the bed like this, so Xie Mengzhu put the computer on the bed.

Xu Baiyan opened the game group, and Xie Mengzhu opened the double row, "Thank you for the little pepper, baby rabbit, thank you, hey Zhuzi, why haven't I seen you playing games these days?"

"Just the thing you said that day, eh? I went to this shit shovel and he came again! Bai Yan, Bai Yan, he sent bullets to scold me again...I said you are sick, you send private messages every day. Forget about me, you still send barrage to scold me, do you have a crush on me? I’m sorry I have someone I like, you’re out of the game! Damn Bai Yan, you don’t even know, this forced recording of my screen was cut for me What kind of food forced to land a big collection and posted on Weibo to return to me? How did I die?"

"You're so noisy!" Xu Baiyan opened the mirror to look at the person and shot his head, "The earphones are full of your buzzing, and I can't hear anything... Thank you Bai Yan for the cutest spicy bar in the universe, thank you, but I Why is she the cutest? Why not the most handsome?"

[The number one guy is the jump next door! 】

[The text in Wucao's post is live broadcasting husband's parade in Fuqi Lane, so cute and so soft!Of course she is the cutest in the universe! 】

"How handsome is Tiaotiao? I'm the most handsome, I don't care if I'm handsome, thank you for the shredded squid with one radish and one hole. Wow, I'm hungry for you who are both spicy and shredded squid."

[I know my husband has a snack wall!Real name envy! 】

[Add one to envy! 】

【Brother Bai Yan eats snacks like this every day, why doesn't he get fat! 】

Xu Baiyan threw a shock bomb into the room, took a gun in and fired a burst, instantly detonating a person's head, Xu Baiyan licked the bag and huddled in the corner, ran to hug a bunch of snacks and piled them on the table, tore open a A piece of shredded squid was stuffed into the mouth.

"It really pissed me off!"

"bamboo?"

"I just went to Weibo to tear up a round with someone, and that person is really crazy! What did I tell you just now? Ah yes, it was last time, the day I went to watch the invitational match with you, didn't I see him... Later, I went back and thought about it for two days, and then I told my mother, and my mother beat me hard, you know, my mother beat me several times with a feather duster, and at my age, I knelt in the living room for a whole day night……"

Xu Baiyan didn't expect Xie Mengzhu to be so stupid, he sniffed an auspicious suit behind a stone, "You...can't you be more tactful?"

"No matter how tactful, the ending is the same. I like him, and I want to cherish him."

Nan Jiang leaned back in the chair, he took off his earphones, and just entered a few lines of humiliating Xie Mengzhu in the pop-up dialog box, he rubbed the corners of his eyes and deleted those lines one by one.

Nanjiang closed the live broadcast room and knocked on Ge Tong's table, "Xianhe, practice double row."

Xu Baiyan's equipment was frightening in this round. During the final round, he squatted in the center of the safety zone, and scanned his field of vision twice, but there was no one there.

Good luck, eat chicken tonight!

"What the hell kind of operation is this? There is no one in the final round? I didn't register on my little account. I don't accept it just like this. Thank you Bai Yan for the cute konjac cool, thank you."

"I'd be grateful if I had your luck, okay? You're still so dissatisfied."

"I'm lucky? I'll give you another chance to reorganize the language."

"Cut, open again!"

When Xu Baiyan returned to the game hall, he saw Lu Ang's application for joining the team. After the mouse clicked twice, Xu Baiyan called out, "Jump."

[Oh, yo, my heart is broken from jumping. 】

[My aunt is smiling all over my face, why am I so fat! 】

[Jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump]

[Hi everyone, it's dog food time, please prepare your own knives and forks. 】

[The small benches have been set up, please start your performance. 】

Xie Mengzhu sighed, "Can I kick myself out of the team?"

After Lu Ang and Xu Baiyan had a sloppy Valentine's Day, they were pressed down by the old wolf and trained hard as a sniper position!The gun is unstable!There are two seconds when you aim at someone!His skull had already been pierced through!This is the old wolf's original words, Lu Ang thinks it makes sense.

"Let's go, Bai Yan." Lu Ang opened his live broadcast room, ready to hang out for a long time, seeing Bai Yan who was only a few centimeters away from him, but unable to talk flirtatiously, was really uncomfortable.

After the exhibition match, Jump, Dajiang, Maoliang, Xianhe and the Zhulu team were officially pushed out by the guardian. Lu Ang reposted the news of the official blog of the guardian club with his Weibo, which protects the little cutie, and the fans exploded in an instant.

Lu Ang's live broadcast this time is the first live broadcast since he joined the competition. He came to the camera and showed his face for 30 seconds, "Hello everyone, I am Jump from the competition, and I am your jump."

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!jump jump!husband! 】

[Double row in the exhibition match is really handsome! 】

【Road to fans】

[Lu Zhuan Fan +10086111111]

Lu Ang clicked to follow, and he patted a cigarette in his mouth, "Lady and sister, do you know the anchor Bai Yan? If so, please give me a note of Amway, yes, yes, yes, the live broadcast next door Little brother Bai Yan from 88888888, he is super nice, and his skills are sneaky..."

【My husband is selling Amway again】

【Who is Bai Yan? 】

"Bai Yan, he is my little overlord." After Lu Ang said this, he closed the barrage, ignoring Ji Boyao's impulse to kill him, and followed Xu Baiyan to the ground.

Xu Baiyan's heart broke when he heard Lu Ang's words that he is my little overlord. He landed one and was shot, but he didn't die. He clutched his chest and crawled around on the ground, "Jump, hurry up!" Come to rescue the dying!"

Lu Ang lamented that his little overlord didn't give face, and the hard work of selling Amway just now almost ended up in a box?He landed and picked up the gun in one go, and went straight up to the person on the other side who wanted to confront him.

Xie Mengzhu clicked his tongue and ran away in a hurry, afraid that these two people would give him a critical blow of love.

It's not for nothing that Lu Ang practiced the gun these days, and he kept his hand feeling very good. He shot a head, and he ran towards the place where Xu Baiyan was lying on his stomach while blasting the head.

"Hey little brother, why is it cold?"

"Stop talking nonsense and help me!"

"Then you say something nice, and I will help you after you say it."

"What are you talking about! I'm dying! Help me quickly! Bamboo comes to help me!" Seeing that his health bar was about to run out, Xu Baiyan was a little anxious, he still wanted to fight side by side with Lu Ang.

"Don't help!" Lu Ang played tricks, pointed the gun at Xu Baiyan's head, "Don't say it, don't say that I got a headshot!"

[Oh, yo, how did you start domestic violence after washing an apple? 】

[This is s...m? 】

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha bamboo is so miserable】

[Bamboo was thrown in the face by dog ​​food. 】

Xie Mengzhu walked past Xu Baiyan with a sprayer and a first-class head, casually looked at the two dogs showing affection, and left in disgust.

"Let's talk, I say it's okay." Xu Baiyan's little man crawled to Lu Ang's feet again, and whispered, "Well, little brother, you look good with this hat."

Lu Ang couldn't help but want to hold Xu Baiyan in his arms and rub him hard, "What did you say? I didn't hear it. I just lost my network card. Bai Yan, what did you say?"

"Ah! I'm really dying! Help me quickly! Tiaotiao is the best! Tiaotiao save me!" Lu Ang finally squatted down to help Xu Baiyan, and then put the AKM and dozens of bullets in his hand Throwing it in front of Xu Baiyan, "Good boy."

After Lu Ang said this word, he ran to the place where the person was killed, licked the bag, then came over and threw the big medical kit to Xu Baiyan, "Hurry up and get the medicine, if you don't search for equipment, you will be a bandit."

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