[Yuanshen] After full favorability, the dimension wall is broken

"Boss, this stone is really good. You set the price low."

You covered your forehead and shook your head.

Sure enough, it was Zhongli, nothing changed.

The key point is that the boss is not from that antique street, but... Uh, the innocent boss is just a pancake seller!

You ran over quickly to prevent the boss from beating someone...not to mention that he couldn't move.

"Little girl, is there something wrong with your boyfriend?" The pancake stall owner pointed to his head.

It turned out that Zhongli had taken a fancy to the boss's stone on which the poster was pressed.

You can't help laughing for a while, you don't know whether to tell the boss that you are not boyfriend and girlfriend, or explain to the boss that the rock prince is looking for the innocent stone.

It seems that Zhongli is about to start giving lessons to the boss, so you hurriedly pull him along and apologize to the boss: "My friend just came from a foreign country, so I don't know where we are."

The boss instantly understood: "Oh! Foreigners, no wonder."

You: ...Although I am very grateful to the boss for not caring, but what strange misunderstandings do you have about foreigners? Hey!

"Boss, my friend likes rocks very much, and I've taken a fancy to you for... town of stones, can you give me a price... how about giving it up?"

You weren't very good at communicating with strangers, but it was rare for Zhongli to come here, and you were so interested in this stone, you really couldn't bear to let him down, so you made a request in embarrassment.

"I said, little girl, do you have some problems here?" The boss couldn't figure out why the two of you were so interested in this small rock.

You blushed, and kept begging for another very good price. Finally, the boss finally sighed and waved his hands: "Okay, okay, there are so many tricks for young couples now! Spread flowers with pancakes Buy stones at a high price, and return the stones, hmph..."

Your face is even redder, but you do regard Mr. Zhongli as a reliable partner—after all, he is one of the oldest seven gods that have existed in the world, how can people think of being with gods...

"Boss! This is really my friend!" you exclaim.

The boss was taken aback, Zhong Li chuckled lightly, and said, "Indeed."

The boss looked at the two of you, and suddenly laughed heartily: "Hahahahaha... Well, well, it's not uncommon to meet two such stupid people. You spent so much money on a broken stone, and I'll send you two Two pancakes, wait!"

Your face finally faded a little bit of red, and then you heard Zhongli's warm voice: "Thank you."

"No...you're welcome." After going through what happened just now, you suddenly feel a little afraid to look at Zhongli.

"There is a piece of high-quality amethyst hidden in that stone, and it is extremely rare to form it." Mr. Zhongli taught tirelessly, "This crystal is mainly formed in hydrothermal veins under relatively low temperature and pressure conditions. ..."

You were dizzy from hearing this, and at this time the boss also handed you two pancakes and the stone: "Here, it's quite heavy, but take it."

Just when you were thinking about how to hold it more easily, Zhongli has naturally taken it over: "Well, thank you for letting go."

"Cutting love? Hahahahahaha, handsome guy, don't just learn a few words and just use them!" The boss said brightly, "Okay, okay, let's go."

You silently took a bite of the steaming pancake, and sighed with emotion.

"Traveler, why did you look at me with that...strange eyes just now?" Zhongli, who was holding a stone in his left hand, also took a bite of the pancakes, "Mmm...the taste is good, it is a food full of fireworks."

You were shocked again: "Mr. Zhongli, you actually eat while walking..."

"Do as the Romans do. After all, I've just arrived, so I don't know as much as you." Zhong Li looked at the pancake in his hand, "Hmm... It's really different from my usual habits, but it's also novel."

You said cheerfully: "Didn't Mr. Zhongli say, 'When you listen to an opera, you need to buy the most famous actresses, and when you walk a bird, you need to buy the most expensive thrushes', pay attention to everything..."

"Taste while admiring the scenery," Zhongli replied sternly, "This is also your 'exquisite'. I am very happy to understand."

That antique street is not far away.Because of the strong publicity and high popularity, it can be seen in almost all apps.Although you are not interested in this kind of Internet celebrity antique street, but there are fireworks and stones, Mr. Zhongli should be interested, right?

Because it is an Internet celebrity check-in spot, you can see many young men and women with their own strengths from a distance, each holding a mobile phone, or taking pictures, or taking selfies, and some people even started live broadcasting directly on the spot.

"What about the Internet... It's a blessing for me to see technology enter people's lives again." Zhong Li sighed.

I have to say that Mr. Zhongli's Yan can definitely beat.Different from the previous image in the game, Mr. Zhongli, who has come into reality with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, is nine feet tall, with a straight back and broad shoulders, a pair of red phoenix eyes with red tails, and a rock element looming in the amber pupils. Runes——After a while, people's rustling discussions were heard around.

"Wow, look - he looks like Zhongli!"

Hearing this, you walk with pride.Hmph, I didn't expect it, the one next to me is the real rock king, Morax Zhongliye!

"Traveler, you seem to be in high spirits." Zhong Li's voice with a hint of a smile rang in your ears.

"Ah... ah! Because you can see antiques!" You blushed, and changed the subject, "This is a very popular check-in spot on the Internet, and many people come here to buy and sell small antiques."

"Oh? That's really worth looking forward to." Zhongli nodded and didn't ask any more questions.

You quickly entered the archway of Antique Street.A somewhat narrow passage is in the middle, and on both sides are hawkers who light up and start hawking.

Zhongli was really interested, and he went to watch one by one.You took out the mobile phone that you had prepared long ago and began to search all kinds of information. While reading it, you gave Zhongli an explanation, and even the vendors gave a thumbs up:

"Hey, the little girl is a tour guide for others?"

After walking around, you feel that you have reviewed all the historical knowledge that was returned to the teacher, and you are so tired that your mouth is dry and you start to wander around.Mr. Zhongli has developed a strong interest in a store again, so you rest next to it.

Mr. Zhongli seems to have started giving lessons to vendors again... But the boss seems to have a unique obsession with these stone antiques. He even started an academic debate meeting with Mr. Zhongli. Many people came to take pictures with their mobile phones.

You sit there and wander, thinking about Zhuge Liang and I have never seen such a shameless person, from the Code of Hammurabi to Jay Chou and blue and white porcelain. By the way, you review your past life experience and your imagination for the future.When your thoughts have already flown to "Will human beings abandon their bodies in the future", Zhong Li coughed lightly, bringing you back to reality.

"Ah! Ah, wait, how much?" You wake up with a start.

The boss didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Come on, don't need money! I really convinced you that you can chat with me for so long!"

You hurried forward and said, "Boss, my friend is just a little stubborn, and he has no malicious intentions..." Besides, no one knows stones better than him...

The boss waved his hand and laughed loudly: "Don't get me wrong, I mean you know a lot! Few people can argue with me about a stone for so long and finally convince me! There were quite a few videos just now, This stone will be used as an advertising fee!"

After finishing speaking, he turned his head and said to Zhong Li, "Hey, when will you come over again, we will discuss other things..."

"Thank you. Thank you, boss, for your kind invitation. It's just that my friend is tired today. Let's talk again when we have a chance." After Zhongli bid farewell politely, he helped you to stand up.

You are carrying Mr. Wallet who is not injured at all, and you are a little dazed.

So...Mr. Zhongli didn't buy anything this time?

Zhong Li raised his eyebrows: "What?"

Only now did you realize that you actually said this sentence, a little embarrassed: "I thought you would buy something."

"Hmm... How does it sound, in your eyes, I am an image of spending other people's money without calculation?"

Wallet·Girl: ...Isn't it?

"However, there are indeed no good products. Only the stall of the boss just now has some things worth stopping by."

……really.

"Hey hey..." You smiled awkwardly, looked at the weather and time, "Well... what do you want for dinner?"

Just when you habitually wanted to open the delivery software, Zhong Li interrupted:

"Do you have any other ingredients?"

"……Hey?"

"You showed me a lot of scenery today, and you took the trouble to explain it to me. Naturally, I should thank you." Zhongli said seriously.

You can't believe it—could it be, could it be——

Zhongli's special dish, slow fire and slow stewed salted Duxian? !

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mom, I'm promising, I'm eating pickled Duxian made by Zhongli himself! !Now I can beat Mond Beifengwolf and kick Liyue Ruofeituo with one kick!

North Wind Wolf, Ruo Tuo Dragon King: ...

However... "The ham should be selected from the standard Huotong part of Yuehai Pavilion, the fresh meat should be pork belly hunted in Qingquanzhuang that day, and the bamboo shoots should be spring bamboo shoots with close bamboo shoots in Qingcezhuang. Adhering to the spirit of slow work and meticulous work stew"……

Uh...you only have the frozen ham you sold a few days ago, the instant meat you bought casually before, and some vegetable leaves...

The moment you open the refrigerator, you almost want the earth to split open and get in.

Dadi: Sorry, I listen to Mr. Zhongli.

One second Zhongli was still admiring the design of the refrigerator, the next second...

He met these "ingredients".

Zhongli: ...

you:……

Ingredients: ... Eh heh?

Zhongli: "...Traveler, do you usually... eat these?"

You: ...Actually, I basically eat takeaway...

Zhongli sighed restrainedly and asked you to go out and wait for a while.

You sit at an empty desk, like every day you've been away from home for years.

However, in today's kitchen, the sound of pots and pans can be vaguely heard.

It's like... coming home.

The dishes arrive steaming and steaming, wet your eyelashes.Zhong Li sat across from you and sighed: "We can't just let it go like this on weekdays."

After finishing speaking, he handed over a pair of chopsticks: "Eat it while it's hot."

You subconsciously want to take out your phone, but Zhongli shook his head in disapproval—you subconsciously put the phone up with both hands.

You taste the dish and feel like you are about to cry with the ingredients.Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo L L L L L to be cooked by Mr. Zhongli!

At this time, I heard a chuckle from the other side: "...Oh? So, that's how you judged me."

you:"……"

"!!!"

You quickly snatched back your phone, wishing you could die on the spot.

"Hahahaha...it's okay. Eat slowly, don't choke." Zhong Li patted you with a smile, "What are your plans for tomorrow?"

You swallow your food: "Museum! You'll love it there!"

Zhong Li was taken aback for a moment, and said with a smile, "Okay, I'm looking forward to it."

In the evening, Zhong Li said that he wanted to go back and rest for a while, and also told everyone what he had seen and heard today, and agreed to meet at seven o'clock tomorrow morning.

You who have been suffering from insomnia all this time, for some reason, but with anticipation tonight, you sleep extraordinarily soundly. ?