The villain doesn't want to rebel, he wants to fuck me
Chapter 9 Out of control piranha
Liu Shi had bought all the vegetables he wanted to buy, and was about to go to other shops to see what other seasonings were available, while Yin Yang Ji was ordered by Liu Shi to buy some meat, and when they were done shopping, they met.
When turning around, he accidentally bumped into a strong man, Liu Shi hurriedly said: "I'm sorry" and walked by.
When the strong man grabbed Liu Shi, his greasy face was paired with a smirk, which was disgusting no matter how you looked at it.
"Why, just apologize after bumping into someone? Don't you want to show something?" the brawny man said.
"What do you mean?" Liu Shi glanced at the disgusting face of the strong man.
"Pay me some money, my arm is broken, so I have to pay... five taels of silver." The strong man swept Liu Shi's whole body, no matter how he looked, he looked like a rich man.
"I don't." Liu Shi said coldly, turned around and left.
Then he was caught by the strong man again, and the people around him began to talk about it, roughly meaning that the rogues in this small town started blackmailing people again, and accused the strong man of his behavior, and some people cast worried looks at Liu Shi .
"I don't have any money... It's fine to stay with the uncle." The strong man leaned close to Liu Shi's ear and said.
"Pa" the strong man's face was hit, and the strong man was stunned, only to find that there was a small yellow flower on the man's shoulder.
He seemed to be hit by a flower? ? ?
The strong man was curious: "Without soil, can this flower live?" After saying that, he grabbed the flower with his hands. One suck.
It feels like the world is quiet...
Liu Shi: "..." It was over, he seemed to be able to hear Huahua's heartbroken voice.
The huge piranha appeared, roared at the strong man, sprayed the saliva on the strong man's face, slapped the strong man's mouth with leaves, and the crackling sound resounded throughout the street.
"I'm going to kill you, kill, kill, kill, kill everyone!" Huahua yelled at the sky and the ground.
It seems that he was so angry that he was so angry that he spit out other people's words, Liu Shi thought.
The accident happened so quickly, the people watching the scene screamed and dispersed in a rush, almost throwing away the pots and vegetables in their hands.
The strong man's face was as white as paper, his mouth was blue from fright, his legs trembled, his legs gave way, and he sat on the ground, unable to speak for a long time.
Yin Yang Ji rushed over, and Liu Shi told the story.
Liu Shi asked the strong man to apologize to Hua Hua, and the strong man returned from his stupefied state, kowtowed to apologize, and ran away with a scramble. The place where the strong man was sitting just now was wet a lot, Liu Shi couldn't help laughing, this The man was incontinent because of Huahua's fright.
Yin Yang Ji came over but couldn't stop Huahua from erupting. After yelling for a long time, she instantly turned into a small flower, lying on the ground limply.
Liu Shi hurriedly put Huahua in his palm, raised his head and asked Yin Yang Ji, "What's wrong with Huahua?"
Yin Yang Ji lowered her eyes to look at the wilting little flower, and said, "I probably scared it."
Liu Shi: "..." Thank God it doesn't scare others, okay?
Along the way, Liu Shi coaxed the crying Huahua until Liu Shi said to make something delicious for her.
After returning to the Mozu
Liu Shi was in the cooking room, rolling up his sleeves, chopping vegetables and putting them in the pot, while Yin Yang Ji was watching. He was very curious about what delicious meals Liu Shi could cook.
Due to too much steam, the tip of Liu Shi's nose was covered with sweat, and even Liu Shi's eyes were misty, and his complexion was rosy from the smoke. Ji Yin Yang suddenly felt that Liu Shi was more palatable at this moment.
In Mozun's main hall, Liu Shi served the dishes on the table, all of them were delicious, and Yin Yang Ji was silent during the whole process, only her eyes were fixed on the food on the table.
Since Huahua likes to eat meat, Liu Shi roasted a lamb from the mountain forest for him, stuffed it with fresh fruits, and added some seasonings, so that the juice of the fruits could combine with the meat to remove the fishy smell of the lamb.
Liu Shi sat opposite Yin Yang Ji, "Taste it." After all, there are not so many seasonings and tools in modern times, and the taste may be worse.He used to live alone, and he didn't want to treat himself harshly, so he learned to cook. He cooks and eats by himself at work and off work. After a few years, his skills have improved a lot.
Yin Yangji tasted the soup made of pheasant, and the pieces of chicken were faintly visible. The soup was rich, bright red in color, and delicious.Yin Yang Ji ate the whole piece of chicken into her mouth without being afraid of the heat, her eyes revealed amazement.
"It's delicious, I've never eaten such a meal." Yin Yang Ji didn't even spit out the bones.
With Liu Shi, Yin Yang Ji has completely abandoned the image of being a demon, and no longer calls herself the real one.
The piranha next to it took a bite of the mutton first, then swallowed it all in one mouthful, and chewed it slowly, instead of swallowing it directly like before.
He started to twist his butt again... Liu Shi felt blind.
The second dish is steamed fish. The big fish body covers the whole plate. The fish body is covered with a variety of seasonings. Delicious.
The third dish is a relatively simple sweet and sour potato chips. The potato chips are fried golden, sweet and sour, crispy and delicious.
Liu Shi was full after eating some, and then watched Yin Yang Ji eat carefully, she was as elegant as a beauty, she was really good-looking, and she was good-looking in everything she did.Liu Shi looked at it for a while, and when he realized, Yin Yang Ji had already cleaned up the dishes on the plate, and was wiping her mouth leisurely.
I have to sigh, Yin Yang Ji belongs to the beauty of evil spirits, with fair complexion, light and slightly pursed lips, and slender red phoenix eyes are very beautiful, but the eyes are full of coldness, and the whole body exudes a cold and stern aura that should not be approached.
Liu Shi asked from the bottom of his heart, "System, how much does Yin Yang Ji like me now?"
System: "95"
Liu Shi blinked, Emotional Demon Lord is a foodie, if I cook him delicious food every day, wouldn't it be... easy to reach 100
Immediately afterwards, the two said in unison.
Yin Yang Ji: "Don't leave, you support me."
Liu Shi: "I'll cook you delicious food for a few more days."
The two looked at each other, staring for a while, Yin Yang Ji first looked away, as if she was guilty, but her ears slowly turned red.
Liu Shi laughed, what's there to be shy about.
Hua Hua had already finished eating, turned into a little yellow flower and jumped onto Liu Shi's shoulder, hugged his neck, and liked Liu Shi's rubbing against him very much.
At this moment, there was a knock on the door outside the house, "My lord"
"Enter" Yin Yang Ji said coldly.
Two handsome men came in and knelt down together, "My lord, the recent civil turmoil in Jihai City, the people's hearts are in turmoil, now is a good time to take mermaid scales."
Yin Yang Ji pondered for a while, then said casually: "No hurry, you guys pick up the table first."
Rope ghost: "..."
Will chase: "..."
The two picked up the table in a daze, and Sheng Gui saw that there was another person in the room. Liu Shi smiled and waved, "Hi, I'm Liu Shi."
"Are you the one who kicked our lord's ass?!" Rope Ghost said loudly.
Yin Yang Ji: "..." Do you fucking want to die? It's so loud, are you afraid that no one can hear it?
Yin Yang Ji cast her death staring, Sheng Gui lowered his eyes and lowered his head, sorry for his mistake.
The air condensed for a while, and the rope ghost was dragged away by the generals, and the dangerous aura of Yin Yang Ji disappeared.
In order to ease the embarrassment, Liu Shi said, "Is that the rope ghost and general Zhu?"
Yin Yang Ji hummed quietly.
Liu Shi suddenly wanted to laugh, but it was not suitable for laughing at this time, so he could only rub his neck and said, "It's getting late, I'll go back to rest first."
"it is good"
After Liu Shi returned to the room, he yawned and fell asleep with deep sleepiness, Xiao Huahua was still lying on Liu Shi's chest.
Tonight is very quiet.
Tomorrow is another unknown...
The author has something to say:
Rope Ghost: Sorry I was wrong
Yin Yang Ji: You are dead
Rope Ghost: QAQ
When turning around, he accidentally bumped into a strong man, Liu Shi hurriedly said: "I'm sorry" and walked by.
When the strong man grabbed Liu Shi, his greasy face was paired with a smirk, which was disgusting no matter how you looked at it.
"Why, just apologize after bumping into someone? Don't you want to show something?" the brawny man said.
"What do you mean?" Liu Shi glanced at the disgusting face of the strong man.
"Pay me some money, my arm is broken, so I have to pay... five taels of silver." The strong man swept Liu Shi's whole body, no matter how he looked, he looked like a rich man.
"I don't." Liu Shi said coldly, turned around and left.
Then he was caught by the strong man again, and the people around him began to talk about it, roughly meaning that the rogues in this small town started blackmailing people again, and accused the strong man of his behavior, and some people cast worried looks at Liu Shi .
"I don't have any money... It's fine to stay with the uncle." The strong man leaned close to Liu Shi's ear and said.
"Pa" the strong man's face was hit, and the strong man was stunned, only to find that there was a small yellow flower on the man's shoulder.
He seemed to be hit by a flower? ? ?
The strong man was curious: "Without soil, can this flower live?" After saying that, he grabbed the flower with his hands. One suck.
It feels like the world is quiet...
Liu Shi: "..." It was over, he seemed to be able to hear Huahua's heartbroken voice.
The huge piranha appeared, roared at the strong man, sprayed the saliva on the strong man's face, slapped the strong man's mouth with leaves, and the crackling sound resounded throughout the street.
"I'm going to kill you, kill, kill, kill, kill everyone!" Huahua yelled at the sky and the ground.
It seems that he was so angry that he was so angry that he spit out other people's words, Liu Shi thought.
The accident happened so quickly, the people watching the scene screamed and dispersed in a rush, almost throwing away the pots and vegetables in their hands.
The strong man's face was as white as paper, his mouth was blue from fright, his legs trembled, his legs gave way, and he sat on the ground, unable to speak for a long time.
Yin Yang Ji rushed over, and Liu Shi told the story.
Liu Shi asked the strong man to apologize to Hua Hua, and the strong man returned from his stupefied state, kowtowed to apologize, and ran away with a scramble. The place where the strong man was sitting just now was wet a lot, Liu Shi couldn't help laughing, this The man was incontinent because of Huahua's fright.
Yin Yang Ji came over but couldn't stop Huahua from erupting. After yelling for a long time, she instantly turned into a small flower, lying on the ground limply.
Liu Shi hurriedly put Huahua in his palm, raised his head and asked Yin Yang Ji, "What's wrong with Huahua?"
Yin Yang Ji lowered her eyes to look at the wilting little flower, and said, "I probably scared it."
Liu Shi: "..." Thank God it doesn't scare others, okay?
Along the way, Liu Shi coaxed the crying Huahua until Liu Shi said to make something delicious for her.
After returning to the Mozu
Liu Shi was in the cooking room, rolling up his sleeves, chopping vegetables and putting them in the pot, while Yin Yang Ji was watching. He was very curious about what delicious meals Liu Shi could cook.
Due to too much steam, the tip of Liu Shi's nose was covered with sweat, and even Liu Shi's eyes were misty, and his complexion was rosy from the smoke. Ji Yin Yang suddenly felt that Liu Shi was more palatable at this moment.
In Mozun's main hall, Liu Shi served the dishes on the table, all of them were delicious, and Yin Yang Ji was silent during the whole process, only her eyes were fixed on the food on the table.
Since Huahua likes to eat meat, Liu Shi roasted a lamb from the mountain forest for him, stuffed it with fresh fruits, and added some seasonings, so that the juice of the fruits could combine with the meat to remove the fishy smell of the lamb.
Liu Shi sat opposite Yin Yang Ji, "Taste it." After all, there are not so many seasonings and tools in modern times, and the taste may be worse.He used to live alone, and he didn't want to treat himself harshly, so he learned to cook. He cooks and eats by himself at work and off work. After a few years, his skills have improved a lot.
Yin Yangji tasted the soup made of pheasant, and the pieces of chicken were faintly visible. The soup was rich, bright red in color, and delicious.Yin Yang Ji ate the whole piece of chicken into her mouth without being afraid of the heat, her eyes revealed amazement.
"It's delicious, I've never eaten such a meal." Yin Yang Ji didn't even spit out the bones.
With Liu Shi, Yin Yang Ji has completely abandoned the image of being a demon, and no longer calls herself the real one.
The piranha next to it took a bite of the mutton first, then swallowed it all in one mouthful, and chewed it slowly, instead of swallowing it directly like before.
He started to twist his butt again... Liu Shi felt blind.
The second dish is steamed fish. The big fish body covers the whole plate. The fish body is covered with a variety of seasonings. Delicious.
The third dish is a relatively simple sweet and sour potato chips. The potato chips are fried golden, sweet and sour, crispy and delicious.
Liu Shi was full after eating some, and then watched Yin Yang Ji eat carefully, she was as elegant as a beauty, she was really good-looking, and she was good-looking in everything she did.Liu Shi looked at it for a while, and when he realized, Yin Yang Ji had already cleaned up the dishes on the plate, and was wiping her mouth leisurely.
I have to sigh, Yin Yang Ji belongs to the beauty of evil spirits, with fair complexion, light and slightly pursed lips, and slender red phoenix eyes are very beautiful, but the eyes are full of coldness, and the whole body exudes a cold and stern aura that should not be approached.
Liu Shi asked from the bottom of his heart, "System, how much does Yin Yang Ji like me now?"
System: "95"
Liu Shi blinked, Emotional Demon Lord is a foodie, if I cook him delicious food every day, wouldn't it be... easy to reach 100
Immediately afterwards, the two said in unison.
Yin Yang Ji: "Don't leave, you support me."
Liu Shi: "I'll cook you delicious food for a few more days."
The two looked at each other, staring for a while, Yin Yang Ji first looked away, as if she was guilty, but her ears slowly turned red.
Liu Shi laughed, what's there to be shy about.
Hua Hua had already finished eating, turned into a little yellow flower and jumped onto Liu Shi's shoulder, hugged his neck, and liked Liu Shi's rubbing against him very much.
At this moment, there was a knock on the door outside the house, "My lord"
"Enter" Yin Yang Ji said coldly.
Two handsome men came in and knelt down together, "My lord, the recent civil turmoil in Jihai City, the people's hearts are in turmoil, now is a good time to take mermaid scales."
Yin Yang Ji pondered for a while, then said casually: "No hurry, you guys pick up the table first."
Rope ghost: "..."
Will chase: "..."
The two picked up the table in a daze, and Sheng Gui saw that there was another person in the room. Liu Shi smiled and waved, "Hi, I'm Liu Shi."
"Are you the one who kicked our lord's ass?!" Rope Ghost said loudly.
Yin Yang Ji: "..." Do you fucking want to die? It's so loud, are you afraid that no one can hear it?
Yin Yang Ji cast her death staring, Sheng Gui lowered his eyes and lowered his head, sorry for his mistake.
The air condensed for a while, and the rope ghost was dragged away by the generals, and the dangerous aura of Yin Yang Ji disappeared.
In order to ease the embarrassment, Liu Shi said, "Is that the rope ghost and general Zhu?"
Yin Yang Ji hummed quietly.
Liu Shi suddenly wanted to laugh, but it was not suitable for laughing at this time, so he could only rub his neck and said, "It's getting late, I'll go back to rest first."
"it is good"
After Liu Shi returned to the room, he yawned and fell asleep with deep sleepiness, Xiao Huahua was still lying on Liu Shi's chest.
Tonight is very quiet.
Tomorrow is another unknown...
The author has something to say:
Rope Ghost: Sorry I was wrong
Yin Yang Ji: You are dead
Rope Ghost: QAQ
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