The villain doesn't want to rebel, he wants to fuck me

The weather outside the cave began to become clearer, the heavy fog dissipated, revealing a glimmer of light.

The two got up and walked out of the cave, surrounded by mountains and forests, like a big maze, when Liu Shi teleported over yesterday, he had no time to pay attention to the surroundings, only then did he see the strange mystery of Xuanhuang.

Yin Yang Ji: "Cang Ming's light is strange and confusing, so you follow this deity closely."

Liu Shi pursed his lips, and silently walked to Yin Yang Ji's side.

The two walked for a long time before they reached a path full of stones. Liu Shi asked, "How did you get in here?"

"Naturally, it directly tore open the void and broke in openly."

Liu Shining thought, "Then you are amazing."

"That's natural."

Liu Shi: "..." You really are not humble at all.

Yin Yang Ji bit her index finger and drew a few runes in the air. The wind blew up all around, causing the clothes of the two of them to fly and the trees to rustle.

Liu Shi was so blown by the wind that he couldn't open his eyes, and suddenly a hand grabbed his wrist. His fingers were very cold, not like the temperature of normal people, but delicate like jade.

Liu Shi opened his eyes, and it was no longer the withered trees and dark environment of Cang Ming.What came into view was a large town, the streets were bustling with people, and the noise of business was imperceptible.

There were three children on the side of the street singing a song that Liu Shi had heard before, "Call it a black chicken, beggar a flower chicken, don't call it a Yin-Yang chicken. God, you kicked the demon so badly."

Upon hearing this ballad, Liu Shi's heart rose in his throat, after all, the person involved was still beside him.Liu Shi sneaked a glance at Yin Yang Ji, and found that Yin Yang Ji didn't look angry at all, so he was slightly relieved.

But...how come the children along the way are all fucking singing this nursery rhyme.

After listening to this nursery rhyme five times in total, Liu Shi even felt that the air pressure around him became extremely low, and he knew that Yin Yang Ji was very angry.

"That nursery rhyme..." Yin Yang Ji asked Liu Shi while tilting her head.

"You dignified Mozun won't be angry because of such a trivial matter, right?" Liu Shi secretly said beside him.

Yin Yang Ji chuckled, "Why do you think I'm not a stingy person?"

Liu Shi: "..."

It was not until a long time later, when Liu Shi was pressed on the bed and his waist was almost broken, that Liu Shi realized that Mo Zun was a stingy person.

"This deity wants to go back to the Demon Palace. I give you this jade pendant. You can enter and exit the Demon Palace freely." Yin Yang Ji took out a green jade pendant, the size of a palm, with the word Ji engraved on it.

Liu Shi took the jade pendant, and the jade pendant was faintly cold in the palm of his hand, the jade was cool and moist, and it felt very good in the hand.

After saying that, Yin Yang Ji disappeared in place.

Liu Shi rubbed the Ji character on the jade pendant with his hand, and fell into deep thought.

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"My lord, why are you injured?" the rope ghost asked worriedly.

Yin Yang Ji: "It's okay, it's just that someone sneaked into me."

Jiang Zhu: "Who is it?"

Yin Yang Ji frowned, "Zhuang Xiaosheng from the fairy world."

Sheng Gui and Jiang Zhu were both stunned.

Yin Yang Ji: "That dragon is seriously injured, you guys have brought the dragon pill these few days."

"Yes"

"System, when will you give me another cheat?" Liu Shi asked.

"Complete two more tasks." The system said.

"When will I be the hero of this world?" Liu Shi asked.

"Okay, you have a fight with Mozun, and if you win, you will be the hero."

Liu Shi: "Don't even think about it, I can definitely win."

System: "..." This kid is too naive.

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Fairyland...a palace.

A person laughed maniacally while drinking, "Bijiu, I hate you, but it's a pity that you left early. This debt will be repaid by your son. I want his life to be worse than death, hahahahahaha."

This person is Zhuang Xiaosheng who appeared in Cang Ming that day and attacked Yin Yang Ji from behind.

It is rumored that Zhuang Xiaosheng fell in love with Bijiu of the fairy world, and was rejected many times to express his heart, but the person he loved was with the Lord of the Demon Realm, and gave birth to a child. Because the fetus combined with the fairy and the devil would absorb the vitality of the mother, it passed away early.

"I clearly warned you, why did you still give birth to that evil seed." Zhuang Xiaosheng cried softly, "I obviously like you so much, why don't you want me..." Before he finished speaking, he passed out drunk On the table.

Three days later, Liu Shi was really bored, so he sent the system to the magic palace.

The magic palace is not as gloomy as he imagined. There are many palaces, and the pillars are full of dragons soaring into the clouds.

When the guards of the Demon Palace saw Liu, they stopped him and asked who it was.

After Liu Shi took out Yin Yang Ji's jade pendant and showed it to the guards, the guards all respectfully let Liu Shi in.

The Demon Palace was so big that Liu Shi couldn't find his way for a while, so he could only wander around.

Perhaps the direction was wrong, Liu Shi walked more and more remote, there were fewer halls, and more strange-looking trees and flowers of different colors, Liu Shi was afraid that he would break into some forbidden place, and was about to go back, but the ground was noisy. The rumbling sensation was like a giant running on the ground at an extremely fast speed. In a blink of an eye, it was only more than ten meters away from Liu Shi.

At this moment, Liu Shi finally saw clearly that it was a nearly four-meter-long piranha that caused the ground to vibrate. What is it?"

Liu Shi ran away, and after running for a long time, he saw that the piranha was getting closer and closer to Liu Shi, and even the piranha could swallow Liu Shisheng as long as he ran a few more steps.

Yin Yang Ji's voice suddenly sounded, "He is mine, treat him like me, you know?"

Yin Yang Ji appeared in front of the two of them, Liu Shi saw that the piranha stopped its devilish pace, and also stopped to take a breath, walked to Yin Yang Ji, pointed to the piranha and asked, "What is this?"

"The deity's pet is called Xiaohuahua, isn't it cute?"

Liu Shi: "..." Please be a human being, who raises cannibal flowers.

I saw the piranha taking small steps, holding the two big leaves together, as if I could still see the shy posture of the big piranha, slowly walking towards Liu Shi.

Liu Shi was shocked, "It...what is it going to do?"

Yin Yang Ji chuckled, "It seems to like you very much, look, it's already shy."

Liu Shi: "???"

Immediately afterwards, the piranha changed from the original small steps to Liu Xiang's shocking pace and ran towards Liu Shi, with his bloody mouth open, Liu Shi was so frightened that he turned around and ran away without looking back.

The smile on the corner of Yin Yang Ji's mouth widened, "It really likes you."

Liu Shi: "I believe in you!"

After a while, Liu Shi was so tired from running that he couldn't move at all, so he sat on the ground, thinking that you can eat as soon as you eat.

The piranha ran to Liu Shi's side, bent down docilely, like a small animal waiting to be stroked, the branches and leaves of the piranha swayed like a dog's tail, the scene was very funny.

Liu Shi: "..." Do you want to touch it yourself?

Liu Shi stretched out his hand and touched its huge petals. It felt surprisingly good, as smooth as silk, so he couldn't help touching it a few more times.

The leaves of the piranhas vibrated at an accelerated speed, with extremely fast amplitude, stirring up the dust on the ground.

Liu Shi: "..." Is this fucking going to be an electric fan?

Ji Yin Yang looked helpless when she saw Liu Shi, and laughed heartily.Yin Yang Ji's voice is very magnetic, attractive, and can easily make people fall in love.

"It likes you very much, let it follow you." Yin Yang Ji looked at Liu Shi.

"Ah...ah?" Liu Shi was confused.

The huge piranha instantly turned into a petite and lovely little yellow flower, jumped onto Liu Shi's body, then climbed onto Liu Shi's shoulders, and twisted its buttocks by the way. It looked so cute.

Liu Shi: "It turns out that you are so cute when you become smaller."

The little yellow flower is so coquettish~ she twisted her butt coquettishly.

Liu Shi: "..." My fault, I shouldn't praise you.

Yin Yang Ji led Liu Shi into a palace shrouded in mist. The ground paved with white jade shone with warm light, and the phoenix spread its wings on the cornice carved from sandalwood, everything was so extravagant.

It was poverty that limited his imagination...

Liu Shi: "How is your recovery?"

Yin Yang Ji: "Basically recovered."

Yin Yang Ji didn't know what she was thinking of, she smiled charmingly, "Did you come to find me because you missed me?"

Liu Shi: "Don't think too much, I'm just bored, come and have a look." Liu Shi took the tea handed by Yin Yang Ji, and just took a sip, when he heard this sentence, he almost choked.

Yin Yang Ji said meaningfully, and said again: "Since you are here, let's stay here for a few days, and let this deity do my best as a landlord."

"it is good"

He was arranged not far from Yin Yang Ji's bedroom, and the people of the demon clan treated him well, unlike what he thought, all the people of the demon clan were evil incarnations.Liu Shi walked to a small pavilion and saw three members of the demon clan whispering in the small pavilion, laughing happily from time to time.

Liu Shi walked up behind them, it turned out that they were discussing the old affairs of their Demon Lord, Liu Shi joined them and listened to one of them talking.

"Brother Liu Shi, let me tell you, you can't let our Mozun drink alcohol, you can't touch it at all."

Liu Shi asked, "Why?"

"Because, our lord drank wine and broke into the fairyland with a writing brush," said the humane.

"Shouldn't you be holding a sword? Why are you holding a writing brush?" Liu Shi asked curiously.

"It's funny here. The lord took that big brush and scribbled on the outer wall of the fairyland. The color of the guard's face in the fairyland may be painted on it by the lord because it was close to the wall. It's even more funny It’s that ink that can’t even be erased by spells, and it’s been regarded as a disgrace to the fairy world.”

Liu Shi: "Hahahahahahaha, why is that guard so miserable, does he still have ink on his face?"

"Yes, yes, I heard that the guard at that time was smeared with the brush of the lord, and he was black and dazed."

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha" Liu Shi automatically made a black question mark face in his brain.

Liu Shi couldn't laugh, he felt sorry for the guard for a second.

Because of their laughter, more and more people came to join in the fun. A group of people surrounded the small pavilion, some people were squeezed out, and those who were squeezed out were pushed back, and then others were squeezed out , over and over again, more and more lively.

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that day

Yin Yang Ji waved the brush, and with a snap, the brush mercilessly covered the guard's face.

Black-faced guard: what? ? ?