mismatch pheromone

No matter how well he learned Chinese in the past, it is impossible for Yu Jinghai and Zhou Xi to continue to "discuss in depth" the reasonable use of quantifiers in the men's clothing store.

I'm afraid he has to have a brain to compete with the Chinese teacher. He just wants Zhou Xi to buy an extra shirt.

The salesperson next to him seldom encountered a situation where he begged his partner to buy more clothes, so he couldn't help but sized them up several times. Seeing that the brows of the relatively rougher-looking one were about to be knotted.

As soon as the debate between the two stopped, she hurriedly said with a courteous smile: "There is an event in the store, two items are [-]% off, do you want to think about it?"

Yu Jinghai, who has always lived a cheap life, heard this, and immediately looked up at Zhou Xi, "Daughter-in-law, look, it's a discount, two pieces are more cost-effective."

Zhou Xi immediately declined to the salesperson with a smile, "Thank you, we only want this one."

The hat on Yu Jinghai's head suddenly seemed to be deflated.

He stepped out of the store with his bag in his hand and looked back after taking two steps.

Zhou Xi turned his head around, telling him to watch the road honestly, and then went to the shops on the next floor.

This commercial plaza is quite large, with a wide variety of shops, and Yu Jinghai is dazzled by all kinds of brands. He always buys clothes and food in small wholesale stores to make casual purchases. eyelid.

Zhou Xi decides which store to enter, and if Zhou Xi asks him, he has no idea, so he lets his wife choose, and he just follows, pays the bill with his wallet, and carries his things.

After going downstairs, Zhou Xi took another fancy to a men's clothing store. After Yu Jinghai followed in, he put the bag on the rest seat and said that he was going to the bathroom, so Zhou Xi could choose first.

Zhou Xin hummed, walked straight to the shelf, and concentrated on picking out clothes.

After a while, Yu Jinghai came back and continued sticking to Zhou Xi's side, watching him grope for materials and choose styles, even more carefully than in the previous store.

But the style of those clothes was not like what he usually likes to wear.

Just feeling a little strange, Zhou Xi took down a piece of clothing and asked the salesperson for a larger size.

Yu Jinghai shuddered all over, suddenly remembering that when his little nephew was drunk, he talked about Zhou Xi choosing clothes for his friends, and the words slipped out of his mouth.

"How did you buy a big size? This is not the size you wear, you picked it for me? Or your friend? Didn't your nephew come to drink with me last time? He didn't know about the two of us, so he said he saw you You put so much effort into choosing clothes for others, I thought you talked about it..."

He said this as a joke, but Zhou Xi paused for a moment, and somehow turned his eyes away, not looking at him.

"I just bought that one for a friend, and my friend asked me to help choose, so I looked at it for a long time."

Yu Jinghai didn't think much about it. After Zhou Xi explained it personally, his heart became more at ease.

At this moment, the salesperson handed over the large-size dress that Zhou Xi wanted. Zhou Xi took it in his hand and put it on Yu Jinghai's shoulder for comparison, "It looks pretty good. Do you like this style? If so Try it now?"

Yu Jinghai's eyes suddenly lit up, and he grabbed Zhou Xi's hand, "You were picking for me just now?"

Zhou Xiqing hummed, "Or you can see if you like it better?"

Yu Jinghai immediately put the clothes into his arms, "You must like the one you picked, I'll try it on right away, and come out right away."

He rushed to the fitting room with the clothes in his arms, and suddenly thought of something, he hurriedly turned his head and said, "Wait a minute, Xi, I didn't mean that when I told you just now, I didn't mean to imply that you would buy clothes for me. Really No, don't get me wrong."

Zhou Xi was taken aback for a moment, then gave him a funny gouged look, and tried to reason for him, "First of all, before I entered the store, I thought this style was suitable for you, and I came in to pick it out because I wanted to buy it for you. After I finished the selection, you will come in and pick it up with me." It’s about offering, so you say, which one is front and which one is behind?”

Yu Jinghai nodded quickly to explain, and quickly rolled into the fitting room to change into the wine red short-sleeved polo shirt on his hand.

As soon as the clothes were changed, there was a knock on the door.

"Jing Hai, change your pants to these." Zhou Xi's voice came, and he stuffed a pair of gray loose denim trousers.

Yu Jinghai took it, took off his trousers and changed his trousers, and followed his wife's instructions to make trouble for himself.

After he went out with the whole suit on, Zhou Xi, who was waiting at the door, had a look at it from the front and the back. After looking at him enough, a satisfied smile floated on his face.

The size is suitable, the full and solid chest outline is displayed just right, and the shape of the pants fits well with Yu Jinghai's long and strong legs.

"Well, you can buy it." After finishing speaking, Zhou Xi raised another set of dark blue striped T-shirt and beige casual shorts in his hand, "Try this set too."

Yu Jinghai immediately tried this set again.

The effect is not bad, the t-shirt that is not very slim can also cover Yu Jinghai's strong physique, the shorts support his waist and hips, the bronze skin is self-evident, the knees are well-defined and the calves are tight Muscle looks reliable and capable.

Inappropriately, several images popped up in Zhou Xi's mind, all of which were scenes of Yu Jinghai wrapping his legs around him and messing around.

He cleared his cough twice, endured the hot feeling in his ears, put away the two sets of clothes, stroked the dark waves of the clothes with his fingertips, and was about to call the salesperson to pay the bill.

Yu Jinghai suddenly reached out and grabbed him, "What do you mean? Buy them all?"

Only now did Yu Jinghai realize that Zhou Xi really wanted to buy both sets.

He must be happy when his wife chooses clothes for him, but he only bought one shirt for Zhou Xi, but Zhou Xi wanted to buy him two sets of clothes.

He didn't care whether he suffered a loss or not, but he felt that Zhou Xi had lost a lot of money by doing so.

"Just buy one." Yu Jinghai imitated Zhou Xi's attitude in the last store, insisted on the only one principle, and never bought more.

"Buy them all." Zhou Xi picked out clothes for him last time but failed to send them out. This feeling of regretful depression has been in her heart for a long time, and she finally made up for it, but she was also stubbornly unwilling to give in.

"You didn't let me buy more just now, so you can just buy it for me now? You didn't do that..." Yu Jinghai couldn't stop Zhou Xiju from flashing the payment QR code on his mobile phone, and criticized him in a hurry, "What you do is So what—double standard, Ah Xi, you double standard."

"Who taught you this word?" Zhou Xi asked.

"Stone." Yu Jinghai replied reflexively. His roommate Shi Yan's girlfriend loves star chasing and surfing the Internet every day, and Shi Yan gave him indirect scientific popularization of many Internet terms.

"Oh, then let me explain it to you in detail," Zhou Xi said thoughtfully, "Double standards are generally derogatory terms, which are used to scold people, for example, referring to the other party's selfishness and only thinking about themselves..."

After listening to Zhou Xi's extremely gentle explanation in a daze, Yu Jinghai's face froze. In the next second, he took all the clothes in Zhou Xi's hand, turned around and walked to the counter.

Then, he chatted with the salesman, and the chatter grew louder.

"...Yes, I want both sets, buy both."

"...No, I wasn't the one who paid. My partner gave me the money, and he bought both sets."

"...Right, he treats me well. This kindness is so rare. This daughter-in-law can't find it even with a lantern..."

Zhou Xi looked at the man who forcibly grabbed the salesman and chatted in a preaching state with a delicate expression.

It would not be uncommon for someone to say these things with a glib tongue, but Yu Jinghai has never been this kind of person. Even if he tried his best to praise him and try to please him, his tone was honest and clumsy, and he kept sneaking glances at him from the corners of his eyes.

Zhou Xi's mood faltered for a moment, and then she walked slowly to the counter and stopped, rubbed the corner of his eyes with one hand, and swiped the card smoothly with the other hand to pay.

Coming out of this store, Yu Jinghai had a few more bags in his hands, and Zhou Xi would not let him touch them, so he had to take them all by himself.

Zhou Xi originally wanted to take it, but it turned out that Yu Jinghai and him compared who had thicker wrists, more muscles, and stronger strength. It was fine to say that he was like Tarzan, and compared him to a weak willow in the wind—this is a polite way of saying According to Yu Jinghai's description, it is more like a weak chicken.

The provocative teacher Zhou did as he wished, let go of his hands, and opened the shopping mode.

I went shopping in several stores and bought underwear, socks, belts, white shoes, perfume... I also bought Yu Jinghai a simple navy blue baseball cap with a red edge, which is more fashionable than my little nephew's lightning bolt. Brand peaked caps are much more stable and handsome.

"Daughter-in-law, do you think I can't dress up well, and I'm too shabby, so you want to change me into a complete outfit?" Comrade Security asked hesitantly.

"Huh? What did you say?" Mr. Zhou smiled, and his voice was cool, "Say it again?"

"My greatest blessing is to have you as my daughter-in-law, who is so handsome and considerate."

So no matter how many bags Yu Jinghai had in his hands, he didn't dare to make a sound to stop him.

Fortunately, Zhou Xi pays attention to high-quality materials, and also pays attention to the price to make judgments. The things he buys are not expensive. The price of the perfume that is said to be marine fragrance, and divided into front, middle and back notes is a little higher...

Otherwise, the sweat on Yu Jinghai's back would seep twice as much.

The daughter-in-law's purchases and purchases this time are burning the daughter-in-law's money and his body.

The sky outside the mall darkened, and Zhou Xi took a fancy to a sapphire mirror watch in a certain counter.

Yu Jinghai stretched his neck to see the price, his heart skipped a beat, this watch was terrible.

"I can't buy any more, Axi." He had to stop, a watch worth thousands of dollars, no matter how nice his wife is to him, he couldn't stop using digital coins as money.

Zhou Xi knew his concerns, but she really liked the watch, and she was reluctant to look away, "This watch is pretty good, the quality is good, and the price is not bad."

"No." Mrs. Yu refused very straightforwardly, "I don't want this watch even if you buy it."

Zhou Xi pointed to the part of the dial, near the small pattern printed on the left side, "There is a small whale here..."

Yu Jinghai's chest suddenly went numb, and he looked down at his watch again.

Really, it's smaller than a fingernail, so it's easy to ignore if you don't look at it specifically. How sharp are the eyes of a daughter-in-law?

He gritted his teeth and said in a deep voice, "You can't buy even if you have whales."

Zhou Xichang sighed, looked away to look at other watches, and picked out another silver one.

Yu Jinghai looked at the price in the past, and it was almost half cheaper than the price of the whale watch just now, but it was still expensive.

"I don't want this either." Yu Jinghai didn't wait for Zhou Xi to say anything, and hurriedly refused, "Can we stop using the watch? I really don't want to wear this thing."