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Cough cough, happy Children's Day everyone, the longer you live, the younger you will be.

Let me tell you a secret, today we are honored to invite His Majesty the Emperor and his minister (hao) brachial (ji) (you) to come to the scene to do a questionnaire that can fully reflect wisdom. .

Miracle Doctor Ji: (smiling) Stupid?Believe it or not, I will drug you?

I am in tears...

(What the hell? Why don’t you ask the stupid author to be the host? Wo Huan hasn’t had enough work, hey! Dun...)

1 May I have your name?

Zhao Yanzhi: What do you want to know about my name?Do you dare to call?

Xie Qing: Xie Qing, styled Huaifang.

Miracle Doctor Ji: ...The minister deserves to be punished for his crimes!By the way, Huaifang still has a good temper.

2 What is the age?

Zhao Yanzhi: We are young people.

Xie Qing: ...I am four years older than A Yuan.

Miracle Doctor Ji: Don't you all understand the question...

3 gender is?

Zhao Yanzhi: What a stupid question!It is said that it embodies wisdom!I was cheated!

Xie Qing: Male.

Miracle Doctor Ji: Huai Fang is more cooperative!

4 What is your personality like?

Zhao Yanzhi: wise and powerful, swallowing mountains and rivers with anger ([-] words are omitted below)

Xie Qing: Gentleman with modesty and gentleness (three thousand characters are omitted below)

Miracle Doctor Ji: You guys are really enough!

5 The character of the other party?

Zhao Yanzhi: Die!

Xie Qing: Domineering!

Miracle Doctor Ji: How did you two live together for so long...

6 When did the two meet?Where?

Zhao Yanzhi: At the age of 7, Guangming Palace.

Xie Qing: At the age of 11, Guangming Palace.

Miracle Doctor Ji: Thanks to God Taiyi, I finally have a decent answer.

7 The first impression of the other party?

Zhao Yanzhi: It looks good.

Xie Qing: This child is not easy to take care of at first sight.

Zhao Yanzhi: Hey, don't make complaints outside.

Miracle Doctor Ji: ... Let's continue.

8 What do you like about each other?

Zhao Yanzhi: (HC form) I like everything.

Xie Qing: Then I also... like all of them.

Miracle Doctor Ji: Huaifang looks so reluctant.

9 What do you hate about the other party?

Zhao Yanzhi: No, I love and hate him even for his death!

Xie Qing: Domineering, childish, autocratic, doesn't discuss things with me, and...

Miracle Doctor Ji: (Looking at the emperor's face) All right!Huai Fang, stop talking...

10 Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Zhao Yanzhi: Good!

Xie Qing: Okay...

Miracle Doctor Ji: ... Isn't it time for you to complain to each other?

11 What do you call each other?

Zhao Yanzhi: Huai Fang.When I was young, my name was Qing.

Xie Qing: Your Majesty.Sometimes called A Yuan.

12 How would you like to be called by the other party?

Zhao Yanzhi: Husband, can you?

Xie Qing: ...don't even think about it!

Miracle Doctor Ji: Answer the question!

Xie Qing: It's fine now.

13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Zhao Yanzhi: Cat.

Xie Qing: A cat? !Then you are a dog!

Miracle Doctor Ji: (covering his face) I don't know them.

14 If you want to send a gift to the other party, would you send it?

Zhao Yanzhi: I will give him whatever he wants.

Xie Qing: Yes, I will give him whatever he wants.

Miracle Doctor Ji: We are talking about giving gifts!deliver!

15 So what gift would you like for yourself?

Zhao Yanzhi: I want him.

Xie Qing: I want to go out!

Miracle Doctor Ji: ...

Zhao Yanzhi: ...

16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Zhao Yanzhi: Never discuss things with me when encountering problems, and do it like chicken blood!

Xie Qing: Never discuss things with me!

Miracle Doctor Ji: It's not a family, don't enter a family!

17 What is your problem?

Zhao Yanzhi: What's wrong?what is that?

Xie Qing: I have zero flaws.

Miracle Doctor Ji: Enough!I quit!

18 What is the opponent's problem?

Zhao Yanzhi: I always like to risk myself.

Xie Qing: Your Majesty always likes to think of himself as good for me.

Zhao Yanzhi: What is self-confidence?What's wrong with me telling you to eat more?

Xie Qing: I am not talking about this.I'm not hungry at noon today, why do I eat so much, and I don't like bitter vegetables.

Zhao Yanzhi: Cheng Chu said that bitter vegetables are good for your health, so you don't want to take more medicine, do you?

Miracle Doctor Ji: (squatting in a corner and crying)

19 What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?

Zhao Yanzhi: I especially like to joke about my own safety.Sneak attacking the Xiongnu fortress, flooding the city of Yanghou's family, privately letting Shanyu privately receive military talismans, and never saying hello, just let him out, hmph, you just wait to deal with his aftermath.

Xie Qing: He locked me up and said I was dead.

Miracle Doctor Ji: How do you usually play happily?

20 What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Zhao Yanzhi: He was forced to drink an extra bowl of soup at noon.

Xie Qing: He broke his favorite cup.

Miracle Doctor Ji: ...You two, don't feel too good about yourself!

21 How far is your relationship?

Zhao Yanzhi: Relationship, huh?us……

Xie Qing: (covers his mouth) Monarchs!

Miracle Doctor Ji: You are a pure monarch-subject relationship, I believe you are a ghost!

22 Where did two people first date?

Zhao Yanzhi: What is dating?

Xie Qing: Just do things together.

Zhao Yanzhi: Oh, studying with Mr. Gu.

Miracle Doctor Ji: ...Don't explain things indiscriminately!

23 What was the atmosphere of the two of them at that time?

Zhao Yanzhi: Seriously.

Xie Qing: Yes, very seriously.

24 How far has it progressed then?

Zhao Yanzhi: I just met him.

Xie Qing: Same as him.

25 frequent date spots?

Zhao Yanzhi: Guangming Palace.

Xie Qing: Yes.

Doctor Ji: Office Romance.

26 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Zhao Yanzhi: I can do everything in the world, you local tyrants are so weak!

Xie Qing: Don't flaunt your wealth!

Ji Chengchu: ...Enough!

27 Which party confessed first?

Zhao Yanzhi: Me.

Xie Qing: He.

Zhao Yanzhi: Speaking of this, Huai Fang, it seems that you have never confessed to me.

Xie Qing: ...What's the next question?

28 How much do you like each other?

Zhao Yanzhi: Try my best to protect him.

Xie Qing: Live for him and die for him.

29 So, do you love each other?

Xie Qing: Just like him!

Zhao Yanzhi: ...you have learned to rush to answer.like.

30 What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Zhao Yanzhi: I don't care what he says.

Xie Qing: In fact, he didn't need to say anything, he just rubbed against me childishly and I agreed to everything.

Ji Chengchu: Huaifang is going against the rhythm?

31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Zhao Yanzhi: Lock him up.

Xie Qing: Leave Chang'an.

32 Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Zhao Yanzhi: Can it change back?In fact, another identity of mine is a die-hard fan of the unscrupulous Xie family.

Xie Qing: It’s not about not being forgiven, I’m gone anyway, out of sight, out of mind.

Zhao Yanzhi: Huaifang, you are so cruel.

Xie Qing: If you don't like me, I'll go to guard the border for you, isn't it agreed?

Miracle Doctor Ji: Huaifang is so gentle.

33 What should I do if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?

Zhao Yanzhi: Wait.

Xie Qing: Wait.

34 Which part of the other person's body do you like most?

Zhao Yanzhi: I like them all.

Xie Qing: ... face.

Miracle Doctor Ji: I can't see that you are still a face controler.

35 The other party's sexy expression?

Zhao Yanzhi: (Fantasy) The appearance of eating, the appearance of reading, the appearance of fighting... are all sexy.

Xie Qing: Shouldn't this be the content of the last 50 questions?

Miracle Doctor Ji: (translating) There is nothing wrong.

36 When two people are together, what makes you feel your heart beat faster?

Zhao Yanzhi: When he is not wearing clothes!

Xie Qing: You are enough!

Miracle Doctor Ji: So Huaifang, have you become angry from embarrassment?Oh, Huaifang, your ears are red!

37 Would you lie to the other party?Are you good at lying?

Zhao Yanzhi: Just kidding, as an emperor, you have to talk nonsense without changing your face!But I won't lie to him.

Xie Qing: I have never lied to him, at most I will not report it.

Zhao Yanzhi: You have the nerve to say so!

38 What do you feel happiest when doing?

Zhao Yanzhi: Do happy things...

Miracle Doctor Ji: Your Majesty, wipe off the drool.

Xie Qing: ...Let's discuss military affairs together.

39 Ever quarreled?

Zhao Yanzhi: Never!

Xie Qing: Yes, Your Majesty is good at suppressing with force. Although I am a general, his force value surpasses me in hand-to-hand combat.

40 What are the quarrels?

Zhao Yanzhi: I said we don't quarrel.

Xie Qing: Well, we don't quarrel.

How to reconcile after 41?

Zhao Yanzhi: How can we reconcile if we don't quarrel.

Xie Qing: The weather is fine today.

Miracle Doctor Ji: ...

42 Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Zhao Yanzhi: He is mine forever!

Xie Qing: I don't want to be imprisoned for the rest of my life just because I fall in love with someone else.

Miracle Doctor Ji: Huai Fang, you are so arrogant.

43 When do you feel loved?

Zhao Yanzhi: Open up the territory for me, set up the country and secure the border for me, work hard for me, and for me...

Miracle Doctor Ji: According to Huaifang's personality, he will do the same thing if he doesn't love you.

Zhao Yanzhi: Ji Chengchu!Can't you let me make up my mind happily!

Xie Qing: (Shun Mao) Actually, I like His Majesty.

Zhao Yanzhi: (star-eyed) Huai Fang, is this a confession?

Xie Qing: Well, I also like Ah Xiang, Huai Qing, Cheng Ming, Hou Er, Ah Sui, and Cheng Chu.

Miracle Doctor Ji: I'm really lying on my guns!

44 What is your expression of love?

Zhao Yanzhi: Keep him behind and protect him for the rest of his life.

Xie Qing: Whether it is thousands of miles of land or supreme power, I will help him get everything he wants.

Ji Chengchu: Finally, it looks a bit like it.

45 When did you feel "you don't love me anymore"?

Zhao Yanzhi: In fact, at the beginning, I always felt that he didn't love me.

Miracle Doctor Ji: That's because he didn't love you in the first place.

Xie Qing: After returning from Xingyang, I felt that he suddenly didn't love me anymore.

Zhao Yanzhi: Nonsense, who stays up in the middle of the night to cover you with the quilt?

Xie Qing: I don't know.

46 What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Zhao Yanzhi: There is no such thing, the only one who is suitable for him is me!

Xie Qing: Flowers are too small, Your Majesty is unique.

Miracle Doctor Ji: Well, the world is really harmonious.

47 Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

Zhao Yanzhi: Don't hide too many things from me!Although it will be discovered soon, what's the use of that!

Xie Qing: I don’t want to mention anything else, but he said I’m dead!

Miracle Doctor Ji: Huaifang really has a lot of resentment.

48 Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Zhao Yanzhi: Inferiority?what is that?

Xie Qing: Yes, what is that?

Miracle Doctor Ji: ...Actually, I should be the one who should feel inferior. The second-grade illness is so magical that I have no solution!I am really a genius doctor in vain!

49 Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

Zhao Yanzhi: Hehehe...

Xie Qing: Secretly.

Doctor Ji: Do you think I'm blind?

50 Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Zhao Yanzhi: Of course!

Xie Qing: ...Yes.

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Sahua~Happy Children's Day, girls, forever young^0^