At noon on Monday, Bi Xiaocong and his real girlfriend Nan Nan were enjoying a sumptuous lunch at the Abalone Prince Restaurant, but the male pig feet were obviously absent-minded and kept looking out of the window, still depressed about what happened during the rainstorm night a few days ago.
When he left that day, Ai Ju ran out after him and asked for his phone number, but he automatically ignored it and left quickly. Isn't it too much of a thing to do?It is even more unfeasible to tell this person the number. He doesn't want to be harassed by "comrades" in the future, so just treat it as an accident. In the afternoon, he made an appointment with Zhou Chang for a review. Screen for HIV.
"What are you thinking about?" Nan Nan asked with her lips curled up. Just now she was the one talking to herself, chattering endlessly, completely singing a one-man show.
"No, I slept late yesterday and was a little tired." He smiled, picked up his chopsticks and continued eating.
Nan Nan thought about it for a moment and tentatively said, "My mother celebrates her birthday next month. When you come, bring a gift. She took special care of me and asked me to call you over."
He said as he ate, "Sure, if you help me choose, I'll pay." He didn't bother to worry about it. Dealing with his future parents-in-law is the most troublesome thing. The family has cooperation in business, so parents value the relationship between him and Nannan very much, and they remind themselves to "cherish fate". The so-called fate is just a family union with suitable conditions in all aspects. He has already seen through his father. Mother's scheming.
But he can see that Nan Nan really loves him, and his figure is not bad, so he can just go along with it. Anyway, getting married doesn't mean he can't find other women outside. The lady knew better.
"Well, I'll help you choose, come and eat more food." She happily helped her boyfriend pick up food.
He had no choice but to accept it. Taking advantage of this time, he picked up the PAD to browse Weibo. As soon as he opened the page, he saw a few followers, and some people chatted with him privately.
Most of the people who chatted privately with him were his friends in the business field, but today a stranger suddenly appeared:
I'm Aiju, do you still remember me? You stayed at my house on the night of the heavy rain...
He was taken aback for a moment, hesitated for a moment, and then replied:
Is there anything you want from me?
Not long after, Ai Ju replied:
You left something with me.
Bi Xiaocong quickly asked:
What, why can't I remember.
This guy was just looking for an opportunity to meet him, and he couldn't let this man's scheme succeed.
Ai Ju immediately explained:
Your bracelet was left at my house, it should be platinum, you don't want it anymore?
Only then did Duo Jinnan recall that it was Nan Nan's birthday present to him this year. If he lost it, he would be in trouble. He didn't want to quarrel with his girlfriend over such a trivial matter. He didn't have that much time to spare.
He sighed and had to say:
I'll take it to you at night, and wait for me at home!
His tone is completely commanding, leaving no room for detours.
The cartoonist sitting in front of the desk stared at the screen with a faint smile and stretched his waist. They must be very destined. God is creating opportunities for him. But it is an unprecedented happiness, which he still can't forget, maybe a non-mainstream "Love on Brokeback Mountain" is also good, he will not refuse love, because love can restore vitality, what he lacks the most right now It is infinite vitality.
After having dinner with his girlfriend, Duo Jinnan drove his other favorite car, a dark blue Jaguar XJ, straight to a foreign-funded hospital. His old classmate and best friend Zhou Chang was waiting for him to visit.
After some examinations, it was already evening, and the two were drinking tea and chatting in the consulting room.
"I thought you would scoff at this, but I didn't expect to try new tricks soon!" Zhou Chang was shocked when he learned that his friend had a relationship with a man, but later he understood, because this seemingly normal man The estrogen in the men's body is high, so it is not surprising that there is such a need.
Bi Xiaocong pinched his temple and replied impatiently: "That was an accident, there will be no second time!"
"Not necessarily, you have high estrogen, and you still have thoughts!" Zhou Chang is a doctor, and his perspective on things is quite different from that of ordinary people. Human desires are affected by hormones in the body.
Duo Jinnan raised his head and looked at him in surprise: "Is there anything you can do? Can't you take hormones? Give me some male hormones?" He couldn't accept the fact that he slept with men twice a day. Oh soft and lovely woman.
"You can't beat hormones indiscriminately, and you have a uterus. Medication may have bad effects." Zhou Chang still doesn't know whether this organ like the uterus can "ovulate". If it can ovulate normally, it means that he Your best friend might be able to have a baby!Of course, this is just a hypothesis.
He covered his face and sighed: "Then what should I do, can't I go to an adult goods store to buy props?"
"This is also a way, but those things can't replace real people. The reason why human beings have sex is because of the exchange of genes, and the exchange of estrogen and male hormones at a deeper level." The doctor talked eloquently, while the person on the other side looked depressed.
"Exchange your sister!" Bi Xiaocong complained.
"Anyway, you're healthy now, don't worry, you're no different from a normal man except for seeing your aunt every month." Zhou Chang comforted him, otherwise he might be even less calm, wishing to cut off this "flying out of nowhere" Organs, but this kind of operation has great risks, so if you can't do it, don't do it.
He shook his head: "You don't understand, there is a big difference. I am now paying special attention to my appearance. Every morning, I spend ten minutes combing my hair and face like a woman. Recently, I have also paid attention to beauty programs. Aren’t you going to become a shemale?” These changes are small, but enough to scare him. When he was a child, he aspired to be a heroic soldier. The handsome SS officer was once his idol, but now he is making great strides Towards the unknown path.
Zhou Chang smiled understandingly: "It's okay, it's fine as long as it's harmless. Some men also love beauty. It's human nature to love beauty. I also spend a long time arranging my hair every day." He also casually touched the bangs that had been styled with pomade , because of the influence of the Korean wave, he also started to use skin care products this year, and even put on a little foundation with foundation and lip balm every day at work.
"Uh... I forgot. You were famous for being smug and wearing hairspray when you were in school." Bi Xiaocong looked at his friend carefully. Although he was not handsome, he was also a gentleman. Confucian scholars, although they are currently unmarried, they have never lacked women by their side.
"Well, so you don't need to care too much. It's normal for people to change. Just live your life as usual. Come back next month two weeks after your aunt passes. I'll give you an in-depth examination." He remembered the last time It happened to be the middle of the month when my friend came, so the end of next month is the day for review.
"Oh, okay, I still have something to do, so I'm leaving first, and I'll call if I have something to do." He said listlessly, and later he would drive to Di'anmen to find Ai Ju to get the bracelet back.
"Pay attention to taboos, eat less spicy food, and no cold drinks during menstruation." The doctor told the patient, but the patient obviously didn't appreciate it.
Bi Xiaocong stood up impatiently, waved his hands and said, "Understood, don't be a mother-in-law."
Watching him walk out of the consultation room, Zhou Chang raised his hand to look up his friend's medical records. For Xiao Cong's safety, he had to keep silent. If news spread that this guy had a uterus, he would definitely be regarded as a "giant panda." Those who are "protected" will suffer when the time comes!
When he left that day, Ai Ju ran out after him and asked for his phone number, but he automatically ignored it and left quickly. Isn't it too much of a thing to do?It is even more unfeasible to tell this person the number. He doesn't want to be harassed by "comrades" in the future, so just treat it as an accident. In the afternoon, he made an appointment with Zhou Chang for a review. Screen for HIV.
"What are you thinking about?" Nan Nan asked with her lips curled up. Just now she was the one talking to herself, chattering endlessly, completely singing a one-man show.
"No, I slept late yesterday and was a little tired." He smiled, picked up his chopsticks and continued eating.
Nan Nan thought about it for a moment and tentatively said, "My mother celebrates her birthday next month. When you come, bring a gift. She took special care of me and asked me to call you over."
He said as he ate, "Sure, if you help me choose, I'll pay." He didn't bother to worry about it. Dealing with his future parents-in-law is the most troublesome thing. The family has cooperation in business, so parents value the relationship between him and Nannan very much, and they remind themselves to "cherish fate". The so-called fate is just a family union with suitable conditions in all aspects. He has already seen through his father. Mother's scheming.
But he can see that Nan Nan really loves him, and his figure is not bad, so he can just go along with it. Anyway, getting married doesn't mean he can't find other women outside. The lady knew better.
"Well, I'll help you choose, come and eat more food." She happily helped her boyfriend pick up food.
He had no choice but to accept it. Taking advantage of this time, he picked up the PAD to browse Weibo. As soon as he opened the page, he saw a few followers, and some people chatted with him privately.
Most of the people who chatted privately with him were his friends in the business field, but today a stranger suddenly appeared:
I'm Aiju, do you still remember me? You stayed at my house on the night of the heavy rain...
He was taken aback for a moment, hesitated for a moment, and then replied:
Is there anything you want from me?
Not long after, Ai Ju replied:
You left something with me.
Bi Xiaocong quickly asked:
What, why can't I remember.
This guy was just looking for an opportunity to meet him, and he couldn't let this man's scheme succeed.
Ai Ju immediately explained:
Your bracelet was left at my house, it should be platinum, you don't want it anymore?
Only then did Duo Jinnan recall that it was Nan Nan's birthday present to him this year. If he lost it, he would be in trouble. He didn't want to quarrel with his girlfriend over such a trivial matter. He didn't have that much time to spare.
He sighed and had to say:
I'll take it to you at night, and wait for me at home!
His tone is completely commanding, leaving no room for detours.
The cartoonist sitting in front of the desk stared at the screen with a faint smile and stretched his waist. They must be very destined. God is creating opportunities for him. But it is an unprecedented happiness, which he still can't forget, maybe a non-mainstream "Love on Brokeback Mountain" is also good, he will not refuse love, because love can restore vitality, what he lacks the most right now It is infinite vitality.
After having dinner with his girlfriend, Duo Jinnan drove his other favorite car, a dark blue Jaguar XJ, straight to a foreign-funded hospital. His old classmate and best friend Zhou Chang was waiting for him to visit.
After some examinations, it was already evening, and the two were drinking tea and chatting in the consulting room.
"I thought you would scoff at this, but I didn't expect to try new tricks soon!" Zhou Chang was shocked when he learned that his friend had a relationship with a man, but later he understood, because this seemingly normal man The estrogen in the men's body is high, so it is not surprising that there is such a need.
Bi Xiaocong pinched his temple and replied impatiently: "That was an accident, there will be no second time!"
"Not necessarily, you have high estrogen, and you still have thoughts!" Zhou Chang is a doctor, and his perspective on things is quite different from that of ordinary people. Human desires are affected by hormones in the body.
Duo Jinnan raised his head and looked at him in surprise: "Is there anything you can do? Can't you take hormones? Give me some male hormones?" He couldn't accept the fact that he slept with men twice a day. Oh soft and lovely woman.
"You can't beat hormones indiscriminately, and you have a uterus. Medication may have bad effects." Zhou Chang still doesn't know whether this organ like the uterus can "ovulate". If it can ovulate normally, it means that he Your best friend might be able to have a baby!Of course, this is just a hypothesis.
He covered his face and sighed: "Then what should I do, can't I go to an adult goods store to buy props?"
"This is also a way, but those things can't replace real people. The reason why human beings have sex is because of the exchange of genes, and the exchange of estrogen and male hormones at a deeper level." The doctor talked eloquently, while the person on the other side looked depressed.
"Exchange your sister!" Bi Xiaocong complained.
"Anyway, you're healthy now, don't worry, you're no different from a normal man except for seeing your aunt every month." Zhou Chang comforted him, otherwise he might be even less calm, wishing to cut off this "flying out of nowhere" Organs, but this kind of operation has great risks, so if you can't do it, don't do it.
He shook his head: "You don't understand, there is a big difference. I am now paying special attention to my appearance. Every morning, I spend ten minutes combing my hair and face like a woman. Recently, I have also paid attention to beauty programs. Aren’t you going to become a shemale?” These changes are small, but enough to scare him. When he was a child, he aspired to be a heroic soldier. The handsome SS officer was once his idol, but now he is making great strides Towards the unknown path.
Zhou Chang smiled understandingly: "It's okay, it's fine as long as it's harmless. Some men also love beauty. It's human nature to love beauty. I also spend a long time arranging my hair every day." He also casually touched the bangs that had been styled with pomade , because of the influence of the Korean wave, he also started to use skin care products this year, and even put on a little foundation with foundation and lip balm every day at work.
"Uh... I forgot. You were famous for being smug and wearing hairspray when you were in school." Bi Xiaocong looked at his friend carefully. Although he was not handsome, he was also a gentleman. Confucian scholars, although they are currently unmarried, they have never lacked women by their side.
"Well, so you don't need to care too much. It's normal for people to change. Just live your life as usual. Come back next month two weeks after your aunt passes. I'll give you an in-depth examination." He remembered the last time It happened to be the middle of the month when my friend came, so the end of next month is the day for review.
"Oh, okay, I still have something to do, so I'm leaving first, and I'll call if I have something to do." He said listlessly, and later he would drive to Di'anmen to find Ai Ju to get the bracelet back.
"Pay attention to taboos, eat less spicy food, and no cold drinks during menstruation." The doctor told the patient, but the patient obviously didn't appreciate it.
Bi Xiaocong stood up impatiently, waved his hands and said, "Understood, don't be a mother-in-law."
Watching him walk out of the consultation room, Zhou Chang raised his hand to look up his friend's medical records. For Xiao Cong's safety, he had to keep silent. If news spread that this guy had a uterus, he would definitely be regarded as a "giant panda." Those who are "protected" will suffer when the time comes!
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