99% of males are human

When Jing Minghui arrived, it happened to be the turn of the males to perform. Everyone immediately dragged the chairman who had worked hard all day into the water, and insisted on letting him sing together and love each other as a family.

"..." Jing Minghui really wished he could escape this planet overnight in a spaceship.

After communicating with each other, Lanhe, who has always been disciplined and dare not go too far, gradually regained his original nature. Presumably, he would run to a male who had little contact with him and play a straight ball.He forcefully dragged Jing Minghui to push him onto the chair, Xie Yanxing immediately called to cooperate with the microphone, and the rest of the atmosphere group screamed and clapped frantically, Jing Minghui, who was in a suit and leather shoes, couldn't get off the stage without singing. In the end, he could only hum a pop song that was very suitable for his age.

Xie Yanxing, Yang Meng, and Zou Qing were all familiar with this song, and it turned into a chorus in the end. Jing Minghui forgot the words later, so he simply passed the microphone to Yang Meng. The sense of sight that comes together.

"Not bad," Zou Qing complained, "I thought he could sing the national anthem."

"The meme of singing the national anthem is too rustic." Yang Meng said, "I don't even use it in my comics."

"What are you going to do later?" Jing Minghui took off his suit, unbuttoned his shirt to the top button, rolled up his sleeves, poured himself a glass of beer, and transformed himself from a business elite to a disco dancer in one fell swoop. Sven scum.

"Watching a movie?" Yang Meng obviously didn't think about the next plan, "Then go out to set off fireworks at 12 o'clock."

Lan He asked: "Will the fireworks at 12 o'clock disturb the people?"

Zeno immediately said, "We've already found the address for the fireworks display. It's a quiet beach with no bugs. It's only 10 minutes by car."

"Well, well thought out." Jing Minghui nodded, and then picked up a black suitcase from behind and put it on the table, "But watching movies on New Year's Eve is a bit boring, I think we can..."

He opened the box, Zou Qing stretched his neck to see what was inside, and then his eyes lit up: "I'm going, mahjong?!"

Jing Minghui curled his lips into a smile: "Will you?"

"Yes, yes, my old bird is amazing." Zou Qing was gearing up, "But where did you get mahjong, Mr. Jing?"

"Customized." Jing Minghui said lightly, "But we are already applying for a patent for this gameplay and product, and the announcement is also in preparation. After the application is completed, we will immediately invite celebrities and related industry bugs to try out the software... ..."

"Application for a patent with mahjong...Mr. Jing, you are a bit mean." Zou Qing narrowed his eyes, "Would you still want to engage in hunger marketing then?"

Jing Minghui's smile deepened: "You can also apply for the patent of Fighting Landlords."

Zou Qing: "..."

Yang Meng frowned slightly: "I only know the basic rules of mahjong..."

Xie Yanxing even said behind her: "I don't know anything about this."

"Oh, it's not a big problem, I'll teach you!" Zou Qing resolutely gave up the idea of ​​making a lot of money by fighting landlords, and greeted: "Go, go, go upstairs and find a square table! Put a sticker on your face if you lose."

Xie Yanxing said that if he doesn't understand anything, he really doesn't understand anything, there is absolutely no empty words, and after three rounds of playing, he doesn't seem to be able to understand anything at all. Staring at the southeast, northwest, and whiteboards in a daze.

Seeing that the white stripes on Xie Yanxing's forehead had almost covered his entire face, Que Rong finally couldn't bear to let him get up, and he played on behalf of the master, sweeping all directions. He plays cards.The major general's card style is as fierce and fierce as he kills the enemy on the battlefield, and the aggressiveness is so strong that even Zou Qing, the old sparrow god, finds it difficult, let alone Yang Meng, a novice who is only a little better than Xie Yanxing. The first place put her at the bottom, and she, the penultimate second, immediately became the target of bullying, with a miserable face on her face.

Seeing that Xie Yanxing was free, Lanhe stepped forward and whispered: "Xie Yanxing Xiongzi, I'm sorry to take up your time, can you teach me how to make dumplings? I think Xiongzhu likes this kind of food very much. In the past, he I don’t want to eat at all when I’m busy, but today I took the initiative to ask me if I brought the dumplings? This is the first time I’ve seen him as happy as today, so I want to make more for him after learning... is it convenient?"

"What's the inconvenience?" Xie Yanxing smiled and took him downstairs, "I can teach you something else, so I'm sure he will love you to death after eating."

These words made Lan He's cheeks flush instantly, "Then I'll leave it to you..."

Suddenly, he remembered something, and took out a small box from his pocket: "By the way, this ice flow bomb... With our current technology, it is really impossible to disassemble it in a short time, so I will return it to you intact. But there is one thing I need to tell you something, because its special material is extremely rare, and even the most stringent domestic security checks cannot find it out, so our department has registered the relevant information."

"Well, it should be."

"What's more..." Lanhe said shyly, "The necklace chain is also made of three very precious rare metals. If possible, can you let me buy it for scientific research?"

"It's okay, I'll send you off." Xie Yanxing said straightforwardly. In fact, according to Jing Minghui and Lanhe's help to him, when Jing Minghui proposed to buy the ice flow stone hourglass, Xie Yanxing wanted to give the whole thing directly. However, he stayed because he thought that this was a powerful bomb that might help the army and suppress the bandits.Now Lanhe only wanted the chain, so Xie Yanxing was naturally very straightforward.

"Thank you." Lan He beamed with joy, and he quickly took out another small box from his pocket, "I have prepared many new chains for the pendant, in various materials and lengths, for exchange, thank you very much understanding."

"Don't talk to me anymore, you, you, you are so polite, you call me old." Xie Yanxing took the box, and without looking at it, he knew that there must be some expensive precious metal accessories inside, and he glanced at the gold Gold, silver, silver, inlaid with precious stones and pearls, picked out a black rope that looked unattractive, passed it through the hourglass, fastened it, and put it back around the neck.

Lan He smiled, "Ming Hui also said that you will definitely pick this one. It contains holy wood branches, which have the effect of calming the nerves and helping sleep."

"..." Xie Yanxing had a bad feeling, "You wouldn't say this is the most expensive one out there, would you?"

Lan He smiled but didn't answer, just said: "Of course the most expensive one is the one you gave me, it's worth everything in the box."

"..." I was just borrowing flowers to offer Buddha.Xie Yanxing once again doubted the identity of the long-haired female insect he met in the swallow's nest. Jing Minghui would give him a villa worth 7000 million yuan, at least for the sake of being a fellow earthling, plus Xie Yanxing's top The risk of being scolded just solved his emotional problems for him.

But why did this long-haired female easily give him such an expensive necklace?I always feel that he should ask for the information of the male named Xie Yan again, and it is best to get his photo.

In the kitchen, Xie Yanxing rummaged through the cabinets for a while, found a bag of zongzi leaves, took out a few pieces and put them in water to soak, while soaking, he dictated how to make zongzi, interspersed with some descriptions of the taste and appearance of mooncakes, because Xie Yanxing doesn't know how to make moon cakes at all, so he can only describe the general situation and let Lanhe do it by himself.

There was still some unfinished dumpling skin left in the refrigerator, and Xie Yanxing took it and handed it to Lanhe, who simply scrambled a plate of eggs, and made a plate of egg-filled dumplings with Xie Yanxing. The former major general of the Chicken Thieves just appeared "at the right time", condemned you two for making a small fuss here, and then strongly demanded to share him.

After the extra meal, the zongzi leaves were almost soaked, Xie Yanxing began to teach Lanhe how to make zongzi, "Dumplings are made in January and February, zongzi are made in May and June, moon cakes are made in September and October..."

In fact, the zongzi wrapped by Xie Yan Xing is not very good, the cotton thread is wound around again, anyway, his purpose is to tie it tightly without leaking rice. After testing a few, Lan He wrapped it better than him, and it was sold in the earth store. Xie Yanxing couldn't help sighing: "You females are really omnipotent."

Lan He said modestly: "It's no match for Major General Que Rong, his..."

"Cough." Que Rong coughed lightly, preventing Lan He from continuing, "Lan He, I seem to have heard your hero call you just now."

"Really?" Lan He quickly put down the rice dumplings, wiped his hands and went upstairs.

Xie Yanxing smiled softly after Lan He left, "How many dumplings did Major General Que Rong eat tonight? Don't just eat and not work, go and move all the fireworks into the trunk of the car, and I'll call them downstairs."

"Obey." Que Rong saluted militaryly, and went obediently as a porter.

The coast was so dark that you couldn't see your fingers, it was only when everyone turned on the headlights that a piece of light was illuminated.

The fireworks on Wormstar are a little high-end, the patterns can be customized at will, colorful and gaudy, the key is very realistic, like 3D projection at high altitudes, the fireworks that Zeno bought at the beginning were still popular models, and the gorgeous and beautiful fireworks rushed to the sky all around. Scattered, it looks like a picture that can only be seen in the sky of the castle where the princess lives.

Early this morning, Xie Yanxing ordered Zi Nuo to buy a few extra special models, but Rong lit them without knowing it. When the fireworks flew high into the sky with a whizzing sound, the pattern formed by the explosion turned out to be his face. When was Yan Xing photographed? He has six eyes on his face, and he is looking at the camera sideways and rolling his black eyes speechlessly.

There is also a line of words at the bottom: I am speechless.

Que Rong was taken aback for a moment, and then amidst the laughter of everyone, he gritted his teeth and searched for bricks all over the floor to kill this nasty male insect.

The second firework was launched into the sky immediately after, it was Qi Nuo wearing an apron, Yang Meng wearing a headgear in the amusement park, Nan Feng who was smoking a blind box but extremely unlucky, and the twins eating ice cream with stinky expressions Zou Qing, whose character is Jing Minghui, who is so poor that he has only money left, and Lan He, whose character is well-behaved but has a P devil's pointed tail behind him.

"Ah, I forgot to record it!... Nanfeng, did you record it?" Yang Meng woke up like a dream after watching all the fireworks. He nodded and said, "I recorded it."

Jing Minghui frowned: "When did you take the picture? Didn't you know how to type a few days ago?"

Xie Yanxing said with a smile: "Why, people are not allowed to make progress?"

"Fireworks gone?" Que Rong couldn't help asking, "Where's Xie Yanxing yours? Why don't you put your own photo?"

"Why do I put my black history in the photo album I made?"

"How can this be black history? It's obviously a good memory. Every worm should have one, otherwise the memory will be incomplete." Twin Abin couldn't help but said, and Akun nodded quickly.

Then forget about me.Xie Yanxing smiled and thought, he only needs to remember these fireworks, not him who is about to disappear.

After setting off the big fireworks, Yang Meng went to play fairy wand again, and Zeno and the twins immediately followed.Jing Minghui rolled up his trouser legs, and walked and chatted with Lanhe on the coast in a rare way.The small-minded Que Rong turned his head and followed Xie Yanxing with a terminal to take pictures, and decided to post twenty emoticons.

The laughter floated farther and farther away along the clear sea breeze, Xie Yanxing suddenly turned around and smiled at Que Rong: "Major General Que Rong, don't hold grudges, how did you change the magic before? Can you teach me?"

"Huh? It's very simple, just cover your eyes and be quick." As he spoke, Quorong snapped his fingers, and a poker card suddenly appeared in his hand.Then he really used slow motion to show the skills behind the magic to Xie Yanxing, and Xie Yanxing also imitated it seriously, but because of his unskilled movements, after that, when Xie Yanxing learned to show it to Qinuo, there were many loopholes , was complained by Xiaoya female that you should hurry up and rest...

At the moment when it was nearly midnight, the lively crowd gradually fell silent, quietly waiting for the time to approach. Everyone has the person in their mind who they most want to celebrate the New Year with.Xie Yanxing walked slowly to Que Rong, sat down on the boulder beside him, and said with a smile, "Major General Que Rong, are you having fun today?"

"..." Que Rong blinked his eyes slowly, looked sideways at the other bugs, and replied awkwardly, "It's okay."

"Is it okay to be happy?"

"Bad—not much." Que Rong also laughed, "What about you?"

"I'm very happy." Xie Yanxing's smile deepened, and he looked up at the starry night. When the second hand turned to 0 o'clock and everything was quiet——

"I wish you... every year have today, every year have today."

"Qorong, happy new year."

Xie Yanxing didn’t know if Que Rong’s new year was going to be happy. Anyway, his first day of the new year was very unhappy, because after spending half the night at the beach and blowing the sea breeze in the middle of the night, he caught a bad cold early the next morning and was bedridden with a fever. rise.

"Too weak, you are really too weak." Zou Qing, who has been working all night and is still insisting on going to work, sent a congratulatory message. Losing a project worth [-] million yuan, Yang Meng has drawn [-] pages of the manuscript alive and kicking, and you... tsk tsk tsk, fell asleep all day with a fever, the shame of mankind... I remember that you were the one who wore the most clothes among us yesterday Yes, I didn’t even go into the water, so why did I catch a cold?”

"Ahem...how do I know." Xie Yanxing lay listlessly on the bed, with a wet towel covering his forehead.Que Rong pushed the door open with a cold face and came in, facing Zou Qing, the male insect, without any pretense, "Don't call the master insect, you need to rest. I'm sorry, Xiongzi, I will hang up the communication first."

"Que Rong..." Xie Yanxing's voice was hoarse and soft, "I obviously feel that my body is much healthier, but it's still..."

"Illusion." Que Rong changed the towel on his forehead for him, and then picked up the temperature gun, "Open your mouth and take your temperature."

Xie Yanxing opened his mouth obediently, but Rong Rong glanced at the temperature displayed on the gun, "It's still a little hot, but it's much better than in the morning. Zeno has already cooked porridge, let it cool for a while and bring it to you."

"No appetite..." Xie Yanxing turned his face slightly, "I don't want to eat."

"..."

Is he kidding me?But Rong's heartstrings tightened, Xie Yanxing had never looked like this before, the unprecedented experience and the specialness of just showing trust in him made him very happy, he suppressed the corners of his mouth, and pretended to be serious: "Xie Yanxing, Food must be eaten."

"I'm a patient, and I have the right to be willful." Xie Yanxing turned his face to the wall, "I don't want to drink porridge."

"Okay," Que Rong wasn't angry at all, but coaxed him softly and happily, "Then what do you want to eat?"

"I want to eat..." Xie Yanxing glanced at Que Rong, lowered his eyes, and murmured softly, "I don't want to eat anything."

For a moment, Que Rong's heart was pounding, and he felt that Xie Yanxing, who was in a fever, was very easy to understand. It was quite different from the one who had all his thoughts hidden in his black eyes, and his emotions were written all over his face.He suppressed his smile, and said in a calm voice: "You drink the porridge first, and take medicine to recover from your illness. If you want to eat anything, I will satisfy you when you recover from your illness."

"..." Xie Yanxing was dizzy from the fever, his eyes were half-opened, and his thoughts were a little stagnant. He didn't seem to hear what Que Rong was saying, so he closed his eyes as if agreeing.

Que Rong tucked in the quilt for him, and exited the door.At this moment, Zi Nuo went upstairs with a porridge bowl and a stack of side dishes, and was facing Que Rong standing outside the door. The two looked at each other, and Zi Nuo couldn't help frowning and said: "...Che Rong, the main bug is sick. Why are you so happy when you are lying in bed again?"

"I am very happy?"

"You are so happy that your eyebrows are flying out of your face. The lord is not mean to you, you are a white-eyed wolf who gloats."

"Go, go, don't slander my loyalty, and send the porridge in quickly."

"I want to report you to the lord!"

"..."