99% of males are human

"Mr. Han Yan?" Xie Yanxing used the so-called 'dialect', and Han Yan immediately understood, let go of the two beauties in his arms with a smile on his face, and pulled the seat to Xie Yanxing's side to sit down: "What's your name, when is it?" here?"

"Xie Yan Xing, a month ago."

"Oh," Han Kui noticed from the corner of his eyes that Que Rong, who was standing behind Xie Yanxing silently and indifferently like a sculpture, looked at the other's plump chest muscles, thin waist and tight thighs, and then raised his eyebrows ambiguously , "Yo, the best, are you a maid?"

Xie Yanxing also looked back at Que Rong, and the pair of strange-colored pupils also lowered at this moment, meeting his gaze.

"No," Xie Yanxing turned around and said with a smile, "he is my bodyguard."

"Oh?" Han Kui made a voice of interest, and the closest blond long-haired female immediately hammered his shoulder angrily, "Master, are you looking at another female again? Can you bear it?" , save some energy for us..."

"Don't you know if you can eat it or not?" Han Kui put his arms around Yayu's waist, kissed him on the face, and glanced at Que Rong, who was becoming more and more expressionless: "Besides, this worm is very difficult to look at. Come on, I don't like chasing insects for nothing, I just like you who take the initiative to send it to your mouth..."

"Hate……"

"Cough." Xie Yanxing raised his hand to his lips and coughed lightly, "Han Yu, it seems that your life here is... not bad?"

"It's okay...well." Han Kui raised his eyebrows, and let go of Ya Nu's arms.He waved at the four females beside him, who immediately understood and retreated to a safe distance where they could not hear the conversation.Xie Yanxing knew that he had something private to say, so he also gave Que Rong a look, but Que Rong nodded, and silently retreated to a place far away from the four females, only making sure that Xie Yanxing was always by his side. within sight.

As soon as the other worms left, Han Kui immediately said excitedly: "This world and the identity of this male worm are tailor-made for me. This ghost place, no, a fairy place, the federal government is crying and begging me to make eggs Having children is very much encouraged, so I naturally actively respond to the planetary policy, the more children I have, the more rewards I get.”

"In the beginning, I felt a lot of guilt. I lay at home every day waiting to be served. I didn't do anything but wait for food. Isn't this a soft rice boy? But as I learned more about the Zerg race, I found that people This race still needs talents like me... Hahaha, no, it's a worm."

"What the females want is actually a little androgen. I really don't understand some males who treat their androgens like gold. It's unnecessary, really unnecessary. Why is the female supporting you? Do you think you are so fresh and refined? Isn’t it just for androgen? Then of course I am willing to give as much as I want, just a little androgen, why not be satisfied?”

"I just eat, drink, and actively accompany the females to have children, which is the best reward for them. The females outside are almost envious of my female attendants, and the male protection will come to me and send me a pennant, saying that I It is a hard-working pacesetter for males."

"I don't have to work now, and I occasionally go out to do charity." Han Fu leaned back in his chair, showing a suggestive smile.He raised his foot and put it on the knee of the other leg, and his suit pants were pulled up because of this movement, exposing a section of his ankle wrapped in socks.Xie Yanxing lowered his eyes subconsciously for a glance, and looked sideways at Que Rong's ankle not far away as if unintentionally. It's a pity that this time the female's suit and trousers fit well enough, hanging straight and snugly on the leather shoes. Really blocked the ankle.

Although Xie Yanxing acted as a listener from the beginning to the end, he still shook his head at this moment, and asked helplessly: "But wouldn't this be very empty? Perhaps, we still need to find some spiritual sustenance..."

"Well, what you said has a grain of truth..." Han Fu stroked his chin, "So I have recently taken traveling as my hobby, and I want to travel all over the great rivers and mountains of this insect star."

"That's my idea too." Xie Yanxing laughed, and Han Fu immediately recommended several places with beautiful scenery to him, strongly recommending that he go there when he has time. local customs.

"After visiting the five stars, I can write a travel note." Han Fu raised his eyebrows and said, "I personally feel that I will definitely be popular, and my writing is not bad. At that time, my name will be resounding all over the world, greatly appreciated Give us earth people a long face."

Xie Yanxing smiled deeper, nodded and said: "It can definitely be done."

Han Fu knew that he was speaking politely, so he asked maliciously: "How do you know that I can do it? You have never seen what I wrote, maybe my writing is just a practice of posting small essays in the circle of friends every day. Woolen cloth?"

"I watch the sky at night, and Fan Xing told me that you can do it." Xie Yanxing also joked with him.After a pause, he asked curiously, "It's convenient to ask, do you have any children?"

"Speaking of this..." Han Kui showed a puzzled expression, "The fertility rate of the Zerg is indeed very bad, no wonder it is a race that advocates reproduction. However, it is said that there are very few bugs that can lay eggs before the age of 35. The problem is not Big... I'm not in a hurry. I'm young and I don't want to bring a baby. I want to travel, see the scenery of Zongwen, and enjoy a good life. By the way, I will return to the second star in a few days. I will exchange contact information. When the time comes I'll send you some second-star specialties."

Speaking of this, Han Fu suddenly thought of something and smiled: "What about you? Do you have a female monarch? Is your relationship with him harmonious? I don't think your physical fitness is too weak, so it should be harmonious... "

How can there be any disharmony in his situation, Xie Yanxing shook his head amusedly: "I don't have a royal attendant."

"Shouldn't it? Are you too shy? It doesn't matter. Marrying one will make life much easier."

Xie Yanxing shook his head, and resolutely refused: "Emotionally, I still prefer a couple for a lifetime. And my situation is quite special, so it's better not to have any of them."

Han Fu quite liked this gentle and handsome fellow on earth who was willing to listen to his chatter. Seeing that the greetings were almost over, he patted Xie Yanxing on the shoulder and said, "Okay, then don't just sit here stupidly, go inside with brother." Turn, there are a lot of beautiful single females. If you don’t want to marry back home, don’t mark it, everything else is fine. Don’t think that we are taking advantage, here, it is the female who gets the advantage of this behavior, and we are the ones who suffer.”

As he spoke, he greeted four female followers, leaving three of them to rest near the seats, and only let a handsome and calm female with short blonde hair follow him.Xie Yanxing thought for a while, and then got up, although he didn't want to 'suffer', but after all, he came here, so he couldn't just sit around like this all the time, it would be good to follow Han Kui to see the way of communication between Zerg.

When he moved, Que Rong immediately followed suit.

But at this moment, a voice came from behind Que Rong, with an uncertain tone: "Que Rong?"

Que Rong frowned, and didn't turn around immediately, his eyes were still on Xie Yanxing, and he waited until he confirmed that the other party had returned his gaze, and stood still at the moment, ready to wait for him to pass before leaving, and then quickly turned back to look at the person who came.Two meters away, he saw a brown-haired male and three females surrounding him like stars.

"……pottery."

Hearing the familiar voice, the brown-haired male worm completely confirmed the identity of Que Rong even through the mask, and his expression became more serious: "You should call me Xiongchang. Que Rong, why did you come here?"

"Does it have something to do with you?" Que Rong didn't give him any good looks, and said in a deep voice, "I still have something to do, so I'm going first..."

"Don't go, why did you sneak in? Wearing a mask is wretched, what do you want to do!" A female beside Tao suddenly stood up aggressively and grabbed Que Rong's sleeve , "It is because of your relationship that the reputation of the family members has been ruined by you. Both my female brother and I have been divorced, and we are still unable to marry. Why do you still have the face to show up? I will ask the guards to drive you away." go out!"

But Rong shook him off impatiently, "Du Wen, the only male who is willing to marry you weighs more than 500 kilograms, and he has to lift seven or eight layers of fat to stuff the urinal into the toilet. You are in the sea of ​​suffering."

As he said that, he walked towards Xie Yanxing without looking back, not bothering to pay attention to this group of brothers who had a weak relationship with males and females.

Du Wen didn't expect that Que Rong's mouth would be so vicious. He poked his weak spot in public, blushed with anger, and gritted his teeth and grabbed the other long-haired female on the right to chase after him, but the long-haired female showed reluctance. In other words, he whispered comfortingly: "Female brother, forget it, in fact, I didn't want to marry at first, if I can't find a suitable male, it's fine to be single..."

"You worthless guy!" Du Wen slapped his female brother on the back of the head, and quickly followed Que Rong, swearing continuously: "Don't run away! Damn bedbug...you have the ability..."

His words stopped suddenly, because he found that Que Rong stopped slowly, then moved aside sideways, and stood beside Yichong.Du Wen raised his head and saw a face with the upper part hidden behind the mask, but it can only be deduced from the delicately curved chin and smiling rosy lips. The whole picture of this face must be extremely handsome, let alone It is said that there is a pair of black jewel-like eyes under the mask.He was stunned for a moment, and stood there blankly, at a loss.

"What's the matter? This is..." Xie Yanxing turned his head and asked Que Rong, who looked away in trouble, and said, "Don't worry about him, he's mentally ill."

Before Xie Yanxing could speak, Han Yu who was on the side laughed first: "Oh, Yanxing, your bodyguard has quite a personality."

"Xiong, male!" Du Wen opened his mouth and uttered a trill, "My name is Du Wen... I am the sixth female in the Jialan family."

Han Fu once again spoke for Xie Yanxing: "Jialan family? Sorry, I'm a bug on the second star, and I don't know much about the family on the third star."

Only then did Du Wen see that there were actually two black-haired male insects standing here, both of which were of the highest quality, but if you have to say "delicious", the male insects in white suits covering the insect patterns were obviously better. He shyly said: "We The male father of the family now has seven princes and thirteen brothers, including two males."

"That's a big family with a thriving heir." Han Kui rubbed his chin. He was polite on the surface, but he was not interested in the bug in front of him. He just wanted him to leave quickly. Don't hinder him from finding his No. 9 female servant. .

"Brother female..." The younger brother with long hair also chased after him anxiously. Just like Du Wen's reaction, he stayed where he was the moment he saw Xie Yanxing, his pupils dilated, and all the surrounding sounds disappeared. This black-haired male worm seemed to see a god who forbids mortal worms to pry into his face.

Han Fu also often enjoys this kind of treatment of being noticed by female insects, but he didn't expect that today there is a more outstanding Chinese who compares him to him.However, he has an optimistic mentality, no sense of gap at all, only the carefree feeling that we people on earth are really up to date.

Soon, Tao also chased after him. He thought that according to Du Wen's temper, he and Que Rong had already quarreled, but when he got closer, he realized that Du Wen and his younger brother were staring at a worm in a daze. , while the other party was talking to Quorong.

"Galan is...?"

"A bad old man." Que Rong said impatiently.

"Que Rong, how can you say that about the male father?" Tao suddenly showed displeasure on his face, holding back his anger and said, "Hello, male, the female next to you is my younger brother, if his behavior hurts Please forgive me for the inconvenience, and I will teach him a lesson when I go back."