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The always reliable uncle soon showed his extremely unreliable side.

After Baiyin, Huo Zhiju, bodyguards and others drove across most of the city to the cemetery in the southwestern suburb of Jiangzuo, they waited at the door for Lawyer Li's "errands", or it could be said to be his uncle's gift delivery member.

The messenger had a clear goal and acted resolutely. He went straight to Baiyin and Huo Zhiju and handed over the gifts.

The order in which he distributed the gifts was similar to that of Huo Xi's secretary. He first handed the wedding money to Bai Yin, and then handed the gift representing the inheritance to Huo Zhiju, and then said: "Congratulations! Happy newlyweds."

The gift money Baiyin got was a card in a red envelope, although I don't know the exact amount, but just the sense of ritual, it's like my uncle said, in terms of sense of ritual, I can't lose!

Huo Zhiju's gift was placed in a huge cardboard box, probably because the overlord's aesthetics were similar, and the gift box chosen by the uncle was also black, with a cross ribbon on the outside of the box. A neat double-layer bow is glued to the converging point, which can be said to be very atmospheric.

After opening the box, Baiyin and Huo Zhiju saw the engineering shovel placed quietly inside.

Baiyin: "???"

Huo Zhiju: "???"

There is also a gold and silver bow tie on the shovel, but no matter how tall the color scheme is, it can't change the fact that it is a shovel.

However, it is a bit hasty to say that the engineer shovel is a bit rash, and Baiyin is not quite able to distinguish the specific names of these tools, so it is safer to say that the shovel is better.

A new question followed, and Baiyin looked at Huo Zhiju blankly: "Why did my uncle give you a shovel?"

Huo Zhiju also looked back blankly, he didn't know either.However, Huo Zhiju soon found the greeting card put together in the box, on which was Chopin's handwritten congratulations. He once again wished his nephew and niece and daughter-in-law a happy wedding across time and space, and then cut to the point.

【You must be wondering why I chose to give you a shovel in front of the cemetery in Jiangzuo.

——Of course it was for digging. 】

Chopin told a very cold, very cold joke.

The messenger, on the other hand, seemed to have been prepared for a long time, and he laughed a few times while cooperating with their reading.It's just a smile with no expression on his face, and his acting skills are really bad.After realizing that Baiyin and Huo Zhiju were looking over, the messenger stopped laughing, and said to them with a serious tone: "Then, please come with me."

A group of people got down from the parking lot and walked into the cemetery.

The Southwest Cemetery in Jiangzuo covers a vast area and has excellent geomantic omen. It is the largest of the five cemeteries in Jiangzuo, and it also has the most traffic. Regardless of whether it is the peak of the Qingming Festival or not, it seems that there are all kinds of people coming and going here all the time. people.

There are really too many people here. Baiyin always remembers the scene when he and his younger brother came to send their parents off. There was a queue for the cremation, a number to be called for collecting the ashes, and even the burial ceremony. old man.The overly modern office hall made Baiyin feel dazed, and even felt that he was not here to send his parents off for the last time, but was waiting at the bank to do some business.

The parents of the Bai family passed away unexpectedly, so they didn't have time to prepare anything. The brothers Bai Yin and Bai Le didn't have any life experience related to funerals before. Even the Southwest Cemetery was the first time for the two of them to come back. Known things are happening one after another.

After two days of tossing, father and mother were finally able to rest in peace.

At that time, his younger brother Bai Le was very irritable, like a walking firecracker that exploded at the slightest touch.He hasn't had a good look at the Southwest Cemetery when he mentioned this matter so far.

To be precise, Bai Le wanted to change his parents to a cemetery at that time, but Bai Yin did not agree.

It has nothing to do with the funeral money that has already been spent, but it's just because my parents said it casually when they didn't know what topic they brought up. If they had to choose, they would choose the Southwest Cemetery.

Bai Le didn't understand this.

Afterwards, Baiyin felt that he probably understood.To be honest, when Baiyin was on the way to the cemetery, he was always worried, if the place was too lonely and cold, and the whole atmosphere was oppressive, would he still be able to distract his brother who was on the verge of breaking out all the time.That feeling was really uncomfortable, but it got better after arriving at the cemetery, and a lot of sadness was washed away by the excessive modernization.Even Bai Le could only care about getting angry at that time.

This is probably the reason why parents want to be buried here. Even at the end of their lives, they want their children not to be too sad.

The funeral of the Bai family's parents was neither big nor small. All the employees and friends they knew during their lifetime came here, and even some uncles were out of town. They drove overnight and got off the highway early in the morning. .Everyone gave a generous gift, fearing that the brothers Bai Yin and Bai Le, who had not yet grown up, would not be able to endure this.

The most common thing they say is: "Your father/mother is a good person."

It's a pity that good people don't live long.

Baiyin withdrew from his short memories and walked into the cemetery with Huo Zhiju. He found that the place had been expanded a lot. In just less than two years, new monuments were erected one after another, completely The original layout of the cemetery was changed.Fortunately, Baiyin thought about this problem at the time. When remembering the location of her parents' cemetery, she didn't memorize the rows and columns rigidly. She also memorized the huge sculptures that hardly moved around, and even took photos.

This is also the "common sense" that Bai Yin learned after his parents passed away. It is much more difficult to find a small tombstone in a vast cemetery than to find his car in a huge parking lot.Because at a glance, all the monuments are similar.Although Baiyin probably would rather not have to know such common sense in his life.

The messenger didn't look sideways, and led them directly to the monument where Bai An and Wang Yi were buried together, because right next to it, there was a newly built resting place with the lid still closed.

Baiyin saw the brand new photo on the tombstone at a glance, his uncle Chopin was smiling brightly at the camera.

This is his uncle's tombstone!Baiyin quickly realized this. He looked at the messenger in surprise, and conveyed enough meaning with his shocked eyes—didn't he say that my uncle didn't want a funeral?

"What is buried here is Mr. Chopin's favorite set of clothes during his lifetime." Simply put, it is a tomb of Chopin's clothes.He was a libertine and loved freedom all his life. When he was just diagnosed with a terminal illness, he really didn't even plan to keep the cemetery. However, something happened later, which changed his mind.

There was no need for the courier to explain anything, Baiyin had already figured out that the incident was the death of his parents.

Chopin also didn't expect that his elder brother, whom he wanted to see for the last time before he died, would die before him.He fell ill right away, so he almost didn't come up and followed him.When Xiao Bang, who was in a serious condition, woke up again, his brother and sister-in-law had already been buried, but the family that had been under his control was completely in chaos. Just fighting with those disobedient distant relatives consumed most of his energy.

That's why Xiao Bang didn't go back to China to attend the funeral of his brother and sister-in-law. It wasn't because he asked lawyer Li to tell Baiyin that he didn't care about the funeral at all, but that he had to do a good job in the aftermath so that those ambitious people wouldn't bother Brother Baiyin. A peaceful life in the future.

He had conscientiously arranged everything before his death, so that he could make himself look so exhausted and capable after death.

"Mr. Chopin said that he seldom hesitated in his life." But before he died, he hesitated.On the one hand, he wants to be a chic and interesting soul, but on the other hand, he longs to be with his favorite brother forever, just like when he was a child.

He is quite greedy, and at the end of the day he decided to want them all.

Hence the arrangements that Baiyin experienced.

Chopin set a deadline for himself. Before Baiyin gets married, he will be Baiyin's uncle gem. After Baiyin gets married, he will return to his roots.

It's just that he didn't expect that his nephew could marry so young at such a young age, and he would be free for less than two years.

The name engraved on the tombstone is Baibang, and he still prefers his name from country C to the end of his life.On the back of the tombstone is engraved the epitaph he carefully selected for himself, he said - I am finally home.

Suddenly there was a gust of breeze blowing, not only blowing the long hair of the female bodyguard, but also blowing off the leaves from who knows where, and it was staying on the tombstone of Chopin, no, Baibang.Baiyin bent down, and gently stroked his uncle's tombstone, making it smooth and clean again, as if Baibang would always be the most shining one.

He said to his uncle in his heart, well, welcome home.

……

The shovel that Baibang gave to his nephew and daughter-in-law is self-evident, it means literally, and I hope that he and Baiyin will personally bury the first handful of soil for his clothes grave.

It's a pity that my uncle probably has no common sense about funerals, and mistakenly thought that funerals are similar all over the world.There is indeed a custom of shoveling a handful of soil for burial in foreign countries, and there are many related plots in American dramas, but in China...they have long been boxy boxes. After burial, they will be sealed with a thick slate cover. There is no soil at all.

Baiyin looked at the cemetery in perplexity, thinking, where would he find a handful of soil for his uncle?

As a result, the miraculous Mr. Deliveryman, like Doraemon, took out a bag of fresh soil that he had packed long ago. He drove to the Bai family's hometown in the countryside this morning to pack it.This was also arranged long ago in Uncle Baibang's last wish.It's not that he doesn't understand the difference between Chinese and foreign funerals, but that he follows the tradition of Jiangzuo's hometown, which must be buried with the soil of his hometown.

Together with Huo Zhiju, Baiyin sprinkled the uncle with soil from his hometown after the stone slab was closed.

The uncle's smile on the tombstone seems to have become brighter, and next to him is a photo of his brother and sister-in-law. The man is handsome and the woman is beautiful. The couple are very affectionate at first glance.

"There are too many group photos of my parents before they were alive. Lele and I had a long dispute over which photo to put up." Lele likes a photo of my parents when they were young, but Baiyin prefers their current photo. look.Bai Le felt that they were obviously happier when they first got married, and they hadn't gone through all the vicissitudes of life to treat his illness, but Bai Yin insisted that their parents are the happiest now, because what mother said, he and Lele Both were Mama's treasures, and she would never regret having the two of them left.

"It seems that you won." The photo of Bai's parents that Huo Zhiju saw was a middle-aged group photo.Time will always take special care of beauties, and they look like they are in their thirties, which is infinitely close to what they saw in the fantasy world.

"After all, I'm an older brother." Baiyin was extremely proud.

Huo Zhiju bowed three times to the two tombstones, and solemnly hoped that they would allow him to marry Baiyin, and he would do everything possible to make Baiyin happy forever, just like every day in the past.

In the photo, the smiles of my parents are still there, as if they really agreed.

After leaving the cemetery, the messenger suddenly seemed to remember something, and said casually: "Oh, by the way, this shovel is one of Mr. Richard's most famous relics during his lifetime. If you need it, you can sell it. Good price."

Richard von Judit, one of the most famous musicians and violinists in the last century.Apart from the violin, this great musical genius's biggest hobby is planting trees, and he even bought a manor for his apple trees.Because his wife loved eating apples the most.

And the most famous handed down work of this greatest musician is the waltz for his wife at the time of marriage.

Unfortunately, God failed as people wished. Mr. Richard's wife died early, and he never remarried since his wife passed away. His last words before his death were also full of joy. He said, I can finally meet her again in the kingdom of heaven. I will.

The fairy love of this couple was still hot on the Internet for a while before, because a well-known foreign director made a biographical movie based on the other party, and it also won many literary awards internationally.

"It was the last movie that Mr. Chopin invested in. Mr. Richard has no descendants, and his distant relatives are Mr. Chopin's family. They have preserved a large number of works and materials of Mr. Richard during his lifetime." Mr. Transmitter said, "Mr. Chopin pushed forward the filming of the documentary with all his strength, and he decided on the title himself. "Until Death" is really a good name, isn't it?"

What the messenger didn't say is that this is probably Mr. Chopin's greatest blessing to your marriage.But everyone understood his subtext.

Baibang hopes that his nephew can have a love that will last until death like the owner of this shovel.

But Baiyin was only thinking about what he and Huo Zhiju just now did with this relic of the greatest musician worth an unknown number of zeros.

The author says:

*Richard von Judit, there is no such person, the plot in the article needs nonsense, please don't take it seriously.