Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Of course, what should be clarified still needs to be clarified.

Although Huo Zhiju enjoyed the feeling of being misunderstood that he and Baiyin were a family, he was even more afraid that Baiyin would mind, so he hurriedly asked Duoyan to contact the public relations to deal with the matter as soon as possible - there are no children at all, it's just the weekend , he plans to have a meal with his friends.As we all know, Huo Zhiju is a social fear, and he is unlikely to go out to eat if he can solve the meals by himself at home.

At this moment, Baiyin turned around and asked Huo Zhiju in a low voice: "Shall we buy parsley? I forgot if we have any at home."

home!

Huo Zhiju liked what Baiyin said, it was really hard for him to hide the sparkle in his eyes, he just said happily: "Buy it, buy it, be prepared."

The two are like old couples shopping in the supermarket together, and pushing the "children" who are sleeping peacefully in the stroller.Huo Zhiju couldn't comprehend this kind of fireworks in the world before. What "three meals for four seasons" and "two people in one room" are hypocritical literature that he would take away when he saw it. Only now did he realize that it was because he was blind Taishan, did not realize the beauty of life.

All this in front of him made him feel extremely peaceful and quiet, so beautiful that it was too unreal.

Huo Zhiju couldn't help but wanted to call his psychiatrist again to confirm whether he was still normal now.In fact, Huo Zhiju has had such an impulse many times, but every time he would be forced to suppress it by himself.

He told himself silently in his heart, you have no problem, you are a normal person, and Baiyin has no problem, Baiyin is real!You feel his truth, don't you?

Besides, even if all of this is fake, so what?He is no longer willing to withdraw and leave, a fake life is true!

Huo Zhiju dealt with this kind of emotional suddenness very well, and quickly diverted his attention with something related to Baiyin. He should not only think about what to eat tonight, but also make an appointment for the next day: "Tomorrow morning Let's eat wagyu udon. I've learned a lot of new dishes recently, so I'll make them for you."

Huo Zhiju stepped forward a few steps, and was walking side by side with Baiyin who was pushing the shopping cart. Relying on his height and long legs, he wantonly controlled the distance between them.

Baiyin was concentrating on comparing the prices of the food on the shelf, at first he just nodded casually: "Okay." However, soon his brain started spinning, he actually wanted to eat udon noodles more ... "Can you make egg-filled biscuits?" Inexplicably asked something that seemed to be irrelevant to the topic.

But Huo Zhiju understood Baiyin, and answered the words very smoothly and naturally: "I can learn."

This is a very useful trick that Huo Zhiju learned from watching company interviews.

So, the two went to pick eggs so happily.I don't know what kind of precious eggs this supermarket sells, but it can be so expensive.Even if Baiyin has no common sense in life, he still thinks the price of eggs here is a bit outrageous.And just when he was wondering whether to buy it, or buy it from a place with a normal price, and resolutely refused to give capitalism a chance to cut leeks...

He has also become capitalism in the eyes of others.

One tall and thin, one short and fat, two men are hiding in the dark, carefully observing every move of Baiyin and Huo Zhiju, always ready to move.

The fat one was a little timid, and said cowardly: "Brother, do we really want to do it?"

"Why not?" The tall and thin elder brother had a fierce look in his eyes, thinking that this is a golden opportunity that God rewarded, and they must seize it fiercely, "What is the probability that ordinary people will run into Huo Zhiju and Baiyin when they go out? Follow the child!" Then where is the child, it is simply the God of Wealth passing by, the golden lamp guiding them to the road to freedom!

The most important thing is: "We are not ordinary people now, what are you afraid of?"

Humpty Humpty said truthfully: "...I'm afraid of the police."

They are indeed not ordinary people, and they can't stop the surveillance cameras.Although they have been planning to commit a crime recently, in his expectation, it should be a dark and windy night of the month. The two of them wore hoods and covered their faces, and they had the most perfect criminal plan, and the last A reliable escape route.In short, it can't be such a temporary kidnapping, no matter how you think about it, it's unreliable.

Even if they were so lucky today, they unexpectedly ran into Huo Zhiju who seemed defenseless.

"Rich people have bodyguards, we can't beat them." The short fat man started to tremble as long as he thought about the consequences. His figure is so suitable for being a sandbag.

"What are you afraid of? They only brought a bodyguard who drove. Haven't we already investigated?" The tall and thin man who looked like a bamboo pole was full of confidence, "There are two of us, and as long as the plan doesn't If we make a mistake, we won’t alarm the bodyguards at all. Do you understand what it means to make a noise? Listen to my command for a while, act according to the plan, and make sure there will be no problem! Don’t embarrass yourself with your ability!”

Yes, they are two supernatural beings, two supernatural beings who are relatively slow-witted.After several months of having the ability, I slowly accepted the changes that happened to my body, and...

I began to think about how to use this difference to make myself reach the pinnacle of life.

The two of them have no diplomas and no brains. They are used to doing nothing on weekdays. It is impossible to work, even if they have supernatural powers.With all his heart, he ran away with crooked ideas, thinking that he could rely on his own ability to concoct a seamless and perfect crime, but it has not been carried out so far.

The tall and thin man rubbed his hands excitedly: "It's unlucky for them to meet me." After looking at his anxious accomplices, he cursed inwardly for nothing, but in the end he calmed down, "We just They want money, but they don't really want to kill children. Other kidnappers have accidents because they have torn up their tickets, and the families of the victims will definitely die. We are different. Huo Zhiju's child is still in the stroller, and he doesn't remember it at all. If we live by our looks, there's no need to tear up tickets, right?"

He made it seem like there was some truth to it.Humpty Humpty nodded in confusion, and thought in his heart, it's fine if you don't kill someone, it's fine if you don't kill someone, and the sentence for attempted kidnapping is at most five to ten years.He has recently studied the analysis of criminal law seriously, and always wants to familiarize himself with his end in advance.

Then, when Huo Zhiju and Baiyin were queuing up to check out, their plan officially started.

When Baiyin and Huo Zhiju walked out of the supermarket with their strollers, the thin man happened to be pushing an identical black stroller into the supermarket. Just as they were about to pass by, there was a sudden "bang" not far away. , has attracted considerable attention.Baiyin and Huo Zhiju also looked over subconsciously, and saw the fat man clumsily twisting the balloons for the children, but they twisted and exploded one by one, and the children laughed innocently amidst the sound of "boom" and "boom". The sound infected everyone.

Baiyin wanted to join in the fun, thinking that this was some deliberately arranged funny performance, and it was quite fun.Huo Zhiju naturally stayed by Baiyin's side and changed the direction of action.

And in the short moment when they just stopped, the tall and thin man excitedly felt the change in the stroller, and they succeeded!

His ability is "fetching objects from space", but the necessary conditions to achieve the ability are very troublesome, which is why it took them so long to find out-he must be in almost the same space as the other party to be able to Swap each other's things, and both parties need to stand together for at least five seconds at the same time.

He once felt that his ability was born to rob a bank, but he found that he didn't know the complete structure of the bank, and he didn't have the ability to create the same space next to the bank.

Now it happens to be used to steal Huo Zhiju's child without anyone knowing it!

The exact same baby carriages, the moment they meet, the contents of the two carriages are swapped.He put a rather heavy doll in his car. As long as Huo Zhiju and Baiyin don't lift the curtain, they won't find the child missing in a short time.And at this time, they had already fled away with their real children!

For this reason, the tall and thin man specially bought a lot of diapers and milk powder. It can be said that he paid a lot of investment in the early stage for this kidnapping. He can only succeed, not fail!

After Fatty received the signal of success, he also prepared to retreat.

He distributed the remaining unblown balloons to the screaming children around him one by one, and let them try to blow them up by themselves.When he heard the white tone, he was so frightened that he almost went into cardiac arrest.But seeing Baiyin's excited and happy eyes, I don't know why, but I feel a little guilty, and I gave all the remaining balloons to Baiyin, and comforted me without thinking: "Everything will be fine. .”

Don't worry, we kidnapped the child, but we won't hurt him.

Then, the fat man ran away in a little haste, Tuliu Baiyin looked confused, holding so many balloons that hadn't been blown up for no reason, and just subconsciously divided half of them to his little friend Huo Zhiju.

By the time the fat man and the thin man met, they were already in the shopping mall upstairs.

"Hurry up, it's your turn." The tall and thin man urged the fat man to activate his ability.

Dumpty's ability is even more peculiar. He can temporarily transform one object into another. Did you know about Hogwarts' Transfiguration class?That's pretty much what it means.It’s just that there are many restrictions, such as living things can only become living things, dead things can only become dead things, and there is a big time limit, and the person himself will suffer as much damage as dehydration.

This time, it was extremely difficult for Humpty Humpty to activate his ability. After a while, he was sweating profusely. His whole body seemed to be hypoglycemic. His fleshy face was pale and his hands were trembling.

Finally, a burst of nausea struck, and the fat man retched on the spot, scaring many passers-by.

The tall and thin man didn't expect Huo Zhiju's child to be so difficult to deal with, so he asked his companion anxiously, "Are you okay?"

Humpty Humpty couldn't say a word anymore, he just shook his head with difficulty, thinking to leave quickly, because he wasn't sure whether he had successfully launched it or not.This was the first time that he was so unsure about his ability, obviously before he had tried to turn a tall and thin man who was also a supernatural user into a giraffe for a short time.It was short, but at least it worked.

He understood that the feeling when his ability was successful was fundamentally different from this time.The two of them also knew about Humpty Humpty's aging problem, so they wanted to leave here immediately.

The two of them must not have a car. Even the whole crime was improvised, so how could they have a car?

So their original plan was to...

Leave on a shared bicycle.

"Hey, can you? No, let's take a taxi. We'll have money if we pay this fare, and we don't need this." The tall and thin man still cared a little bit about his companion.

Humpty Humpty was very reluctant to pay for a taxi, but he felt his legs were as heavy as lead, and he still had to succumb to fate. He just emphasized word by word: "Don't go too far."

"It's up to you to say, let's change cars when you take it easy."

Unfortunately, the two were still running late.As soon as they left the gate of the shopping mall, they were surrounded by the security guards of the shopping mall, nearby policemen and Baiyin's bodyguards.Before they could explain, Baiyin and Huo Zhiju had already rushed over.

"That's right, that's him." Baiyin was impressed by the tall and thin stroller and the fat man blowing out balloons.

The reason Baiyin found out so quickly that the superpowers in the car were gone was because after giving half of the balloon to Huo Zhiju, he remembered that he should also give one to the superpowers. When he opened the car curtain, he only saw the puppet.Ordinary people would definitely be frightened by this scene. How could such a thing happen even though the stroller was in their hands all the time?

But Baiyin and Huo Zhiju didn't have this trouble at all, and immediately understood that they had encountered a supernatural being.Baiyin also didn't understand why someone would want to steal a dog.It's not about who broke up, right?

It can't be a dog dealer who wants to sell dog meat, right?Thinking of this possibility, Baiyin broke out in a cold sweat.But Huo Zhiju reminded Baiyin that this is not the scariest thing. The scariest thing is that the three-headed dog reveals its identity. Ordinary dog ​​dealers are not their opponents at all, even the supernatural beings are the same.If there is some urban legend about vicious dogs hurting people...

Baiyin: "!!!"

Then, Baiyin hurriedly contacted the security guard of the supermarket, for the sake of the perpetrator's personal safety.

The supermarket and the shopping mall belong to the same family, and at the same time, the developer of Honghuang Villa is also the same. They attach great importance to the feelings of the big owners, and immediately helped to locate the suspect.

Huo Zhiju also contacted the special operations team and the police immediately. The special operations team was far away and still on the way.But there happened to be a police station nearby, and the police rushed to the scene immediately.And in the shopping mall's surveillance, it was showing that the two didn't run far at all, but went upstairs to meet up, and they didn't know what they were doing.But judging from the camera, it seems that one of them is feeling unwell.

The tall and thin man and the short and fat man also anticipated the possibility of being caught, which is why the fat man's ability was used.The tall and thin man boasted that he was exhaustive, and said very calmly: "Is there some misunderstanding here, comrade police, we are good citizens."

It was his gesture of raising his hand to express his innocence, which was too skillful.If I didn't go in two or three times, I couldn't cultivate such a consciousness.

The fat man also raised his hand. He didn't have the confidence to be tall and thin, but only had infinite guilt.Because he knows very well that he himself does not know whether he has become successful.

The thin and tall man was still talking: "They don't mean to say that the child is lost? We don't have any children here."

After finishing speaking, regardless of the fat man's obstruction, the thin and tall man couldn't wait to lift the curtain of the stroller, revealing the super power that had just woken up and was preparing to bark his teeth at the villain.The thin and tall man was very satisfied, but he didn't expect the fat man to become so reliable this time. This puppy is cute, but a bit fierce.

Humpty Humpty also looked surprised, did I succeed?Was it so successful?

On the contrary, Baiyin and the others, who should have been very surprised in the tall and thin man project, now look calm, and paired it with an unbelievable black line: "Comrade police, this is the dog we reported as being stolen, thank you so much gone."

Two people: "!!!"