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The master was not only blind in one eye, he was actually a little lame when he walked.

Baiyin didn't realize it when he walked straight over to hold the umbrella just now, but when the master turned around and went back to get the half-knitted sweater, Baiyin realized that he was actually walking with a limp.

Before Baiyin could wink, the big bodyguard Wang Yi had already stepped forward and offered to help the master pick up his things.I thought to myself, the fortune teller wearing Xiaoyuan sunglasses in TV dramas often said that it is easy to have five disadvantages and three disadvantages when spying on the secrets.If you look at it from this angle, this master is quite in line with the conditions of a master in all aspects.

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After Baiyin went back last night, he not only threw the uncle's gem, but also calculated whether he should pay the master for this.After Haifuyote heard about his encounter with Wang Yiye, she decided to contact a friend to investigate the master.

"What can the investigation find out?" Baiyin was puzzled.

"At least I can know his name, where he lives, whether he is a professional fortune-telling liar, or a scam specifically targeting you." Haifuyote, the captain of the bodyguard, always thinks—someone always wants to harm my employer .

All in all, Hafyotte does not believe in any fortune telling.

Baiyin originally said that he didn't even have a name and a photo, so it's not easy to investigate, but he didn't expect that Hefyotte's friend was so reliable, and the master's basic information was delivered to the breakfast table the next morning.Hefyotte also gave a strange sound: "He was not so godlike in the past, but recently he suddenly seemed to be able to live under the bed of the subject of investigation."

The master's surname is Wu, and his first name is Zi.It sounds like a homophonic stalk of "inaction".He was an orphan without father or mother, traveled all over the country for most of his life, became a monk with a Taoist priest, and has been earning a living as a credit swordsman.

Wu Weizi now lives in a village in Jiangzuo, Xunshanbei.

By coincidence, the Bai family's hometown is looking for Shannan.

As the name suggests, two villages are built along Xunshan Mountain, one is on the south side of Xunshan Mountain and the other is on the north side of Xunshan Mountain.Except for going to the grave during the Qingming Festival, Baiyin seldom went back to his hometown, but his father grew up in the village.It can be inferred from this that his uncle Xiao Bang came to country C to avoid disaster, so he should also live in Xun Shannan.

"That's probably why he knew about Chopin's past." Hefjord felt that everything made sense, this is a liar who has been cheating, and now he finally caught a big fish.

Wang Yi didn't think so.He has recently been poisoned by fantasy novels, and he always feels that this Master Wu is not simple: "Mr. Xiao used the pseudonym Bai Bang in the village back then. If he didn't know how to do it, how could he connect the little boy in the small mountain village back then to the present day?" On the mysterious rich man abroad?"

Baiyin thinks that what they both said makes sense, but he still prefers Hefjord, because he is a firm materialist and believes that everything in the world should have a reasonable explanation.

Just like the umbrella that Master Wu asked him to bring, although Baiyin didn't think that the purpose of the umbrella is not to block the rain but to block the water, but the sprinkler can be arranged in advance.After all, the time and place of their meeting had been determined by Master Wu in advance.Even if it is really a municipal sprinkler, it does not rule out the possibility that Master Wu will step on the spot in advance and deliberately arrange to meet at this time.

All in all, as an atheist, Baiyin really finds it hard to believe that Wu Weizi in front of him is a master of metaphysics.

"I'm not a celestial master, I haven't reached that level yet, but a celestial master will soon appear in this world." Wu Weizi didn't know whether it was a coincidence or what, when Baiyin thought of this, he explained it quite rigorously own identity, and then he let out a long sigh in resignation.After thanking Wang, he hung up the cloth bag again and prepared to leave.

But Baiyin stopped the master: "WeChat, Alipay, or cash, POS machine?"

Master Wu's face full of vicissitudes and wrinkles showed a little astonishment, this time even he didn't expect it to unfold: "Didn't you already investigate and don't believe me?"

"I really don't believe it." Baiyin said truthfully, "but my uncle does."

Uncle Gemstone doesn't know what's going on recently, it always disagrees with Baiyin's ideas, including this time Baiyin thinks he must be a master liar, Uncle Gemstone still gives the result that he should give money.After much deliberation, Baiyin decided to follow his uncle's advice: "How much do you need?"

Master Wu was not too polite, and immediately took out a tattered mobile phone, opened the calculator and pressed it cracklingly.

There are odds and ends, a total of 37 yuan.

Baiyin was stunned for a long time, the money was not as much as he imagined, of course, it was not a lot, but he was even more curious about the significance of this number: "Does it have to be given like this?"

Master Wu frowned, thought for a while, and then said: "It's nothing special, it's just that I really need so much money."

The monthly child care fee for a child in a public kindergarten is at least 460 per month, leaving out the winter and summer vacations, ten months a year, 13800 for three years.The miscellaneous and textbook fees for elementary school compulsory education are about 230 for one semester, and 2760 for six years and twelve semesters.Three years in junior high school, one semester 310, three years and six semesters is 1860.High school is not compulsory, there is the added expense of tuition...then college...plus some inflation...

Wu Weizi was as accurate as possible to single digits. This is the cost of a child's schooling, not including his clothes, living expenses, supplementary classes and other extra things.These Wu Weizi have other plans.

This is also the reason why Baiyin was willing to give the money in the end. It is also written in the investigation information given by that friend of Haifuyote. It didn't last long, and the master was detected to be in a worrying physical condition.

Even the diagnosis report given by the hospital, Haifuyote's supernatural friend made a copy for Baiyin.

The opinion given by the hospital in the county is to ask the master to go to a bigger and better hospital in the city and province for a careful examination.But the master took a small amount of money and bought a ticket for Zhang to go to Jiangzuo, and waited for Baiyin after eating and sleeping in the open.

Just as he knits a sweater for his child in the future, he wants to try to see if he can raise some tuition fees for his child.

"My uncle said that I can give this money, but I still insist that it is not money on credit, but the tuition fee for the child. I also hope that you can go to the hospital to check it carefully, and don't give up hope so early." Bai Yinben He wanted to round up the 50 yuan, but the master insisted on only asking for the 37 yuan he lacked.

"I said that everyone takes what they need, so I will only do what I need." Wu Weizi didn't know how many times he pressed on the computer before he calculated such a number.

Before leaving, Master Wu also gave Baiyin a little tiger he wove by himself: "I know you don't believe this, so I won't give you a knife. I'll just give you a tiger to keep you safe and sound. Benefactor Bai, don't move around at will, wait patiently, and someone will come to keep you safe."

Baiyin looked at the ugly tiger, and was a little confused why he suddenly entered the gift-giving session.

But Master Wu is very good at grasping Baiyin's mind: "You can understand that I am a professional matryoshka. Many years ago I credited your uncle with a knife, and today I credit you with a needlework tiger. If the prophecy comes true, I will charge you. "

Baiyin really didn't believe that the tiger could spontaneously combust out of thin air, and it wasn't white phosphorus, but he still accepted it.It's just that he seized the opportunity and patiently reasoned with the master again: "Even if you can tell fortunes and see through the secrets, you should still see a doctor when you are sick. Don't hide your illness from the doctor, master. I have already registered you as an outpatient at the provincial hospital. It will be tomorrow morning, and it will not delay your return journey..."

Wu Weizi glanced at Baiyin and smiled: "The benefactor has a kind heart and insightful eyes. He will surely have a smooth life."

Baiyin doesn't care about these good manners, but only cares about whether he will go to the doctor or not.

In the end, Master Wu could only compromise: "I will definitely go tomorrow."

Only then did Baiyin happily see off the master.He read in the information that although Master Wu is a maverick, he still has a few friends, or believers in him, who have always had a place to stay after coming to Jiangzuo, so there is no need to worry.Judging from the ticket the other party bought, he originally planned to leave at noon tomorrow, and Baiyin's arrangement was just right.

After the two parted, Baiyin remembered with regret that he forgot to persuade the master again, since he decided to concentrate on raising the cubs, he should stop cheating everywhere.Not everyone has the patience to investigate the story behind the master's difficulties, maybe the other party is angry from embarrassment...

The next day, that is, Wednesday afternoon, as soon as Baiyin came out of the bank, he saw the master was on social news.Although there is only a back view in the video, Baiyin recognized the unique knitting aesthetic at a glance.It is said that the master was at the entrance of the hospital trying to persuade a certain woman not to raise a kid. Unexpectedly, the other party was the famous and popular second-tier floret Qiu Lili. She was so angry that she asked her bodyguards to chase and beat the psycho for several blocks.

Baiyin: "..."

Of course, the people who eat melons don't care who the master is, they only care about how the second-tier Xiaohua can beat people in the street, and she is not married yet, and whose child is hers.Rumors were flying all over the sky for a while.

After watching the news, Baiyin went back to Honghuang Villa. The three roommates had already arrived, and they were chatting awkwardly with the housekeeper at home.

A compliment said, your C Mandarin is really good.

One said, your Y Mandarin is also good.

When the boss was part-time job before, he worked as a photography assistant, learned a few words of Y mandarin with the photographer, and showed off a few times if he had nothing to do, but no one believed him, and now he has finally been able to prove his excellent oral English.

Baiyin first took the three of them to visit his new home, and by the way, he talked about his encounter with Master Wu: "San'er, is it a coincidence? I wonder if the master heard it from the next door when we were eating. , I met you just after you finished talking about the credit knife man." They happened to reach the uncle's exhibition hall, and Baiyin took out the knife with special patterns and showed it to everyone.

Zhan Yi was very excited: "Where is Master?"

"Ah?" Baiyin was taken aback, he didn't expect Zhan Yi to believe this.

Hefyotte confirmed a few words with his friend on WeChat, and then replied: "I have already returned to my hometown by car. Although Wu Weizi has a handicap, his escape ability is first-rate, and Qiu Lili's bodyguards did not chase and beat him very hard."

This is something that Zhan Yisuo has never experienced.The friends of Hafyotte in the previous life did not have such powerful investigative abilities, and the amount of money the master asked for seemed to be wrong, and it could even be said that there was a big discrepancy.But anyway...

"Qiu Lili actually raises a kid! My mother likes him so much." Luo Fei also looked shocked.

"I've said it all, the master can't be trusted." Baiyin didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

However, Zhan Yi felt that the time had come, and it was better to be in time than to be in time. He patted Baiyin's shoulder and said, "Fourth brother, sit down first. I have something to say, and I think I have to talk to you." It is the kind that seems to say, you have grown up, and there are some things in this family, and you should let you know.

Regardless of Baiyin's willingness or not, Zhan Yi pinned him down on the seat to prevent him from being too shocked.

For example: "What do you think about being born again?"

Baiyin directly raised his hand, touched Zhan Yi Guangjie's forehead in front of him, and said seriously and worriedly: "If you are going to tell me that you are reborn, then I will suggest you to see a doctor first."