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Luo Fei is also worthy of being a good friend who has played with Baiyin since they were in middle school. His brain circuit is also very strange, and he immediately said: "It's not just to make you look good, but I let him make me look a little bit ugly .”

The two girls who entered the door just heard this sentence: "???" They probably heard this kind of request once in their life.

Luo Fei also continued to blame himself without any psychological burden: "I'm afraid that Zhan Yi's brother will pester me."But he is good-looking, so everything he says is right.

Bai Yin letter.

But then, there was a new question. Baiyin turned to Zhan Yi, who was already seated and about to unwrap presents: "Then why don't you make me ugly too?" The experience in the Twin Towers last time, how much more At least it left some psychological shadow on Baiyin.He didn't really want to have a relationship with someone so inexplicably.

Monk Xia Yao: "!!!" The amount of information is billions of points, is this something they can listen to?

The third child, Zhan Yi: "..." He couldn't help but suddenly wanted to ask, why on earth did he become friends with such a group of people?Is it the same brain hole?Probably, just, Zhan Yi found that his train of thought had followed this head-breaking strangely, and he made up such a real reason without blinking: "Your photos are everywhere on the school forum. , What use is it if I poop? It’s also easy to arouse the vigilance of Zhan Ya’s idiot.”

Ok, Baiyin was convinced.

"But the situation is no longer the case now, the video is so popular, we can't hide the hidden gems in our dormitory." The boss who finally entered the door answered the conversation more succinctly, and also rationalized the status quo that Luo Fei has also become beautiful.He was shooting with a handheld GoPro funded by the third child, and he finally entered the door because he was just shooting the scenery of the restaurant as a material.

As the strongest worker in the 324 bedroom, the boss knows almost everything, including photography and post-production.

After entering the door, the boss first said considerately to the two girls: "Don't worry, if you don't want to be on camera, I will give you a clean P later." Not everyone wants to appear in the lens of short video internet celebrities.

Xia Yao was somewhat nervous when facing the sudden appearance of the camera, but he finally relaxed after hearing what the boss said.

Shang Ai didn't care, just like her carefree personality: "I'm fine, take better pictures of me."

"You are good-looking." The boss is very good at talking.

In addition to the gift Baiyin brought back from country Y, there is also today's menu on the table, which is the form of ordering 899, 1499, 2199 per person, which will be transported by the chef according to different seasons and different air The ingredients determine what the customers who come to the store can eat that day.It is another kind of set meal besides omakase that Zhan Yi said.

When everyone is ready, two well-dressed waiters, a man and a woman, serve each of them a pot of cold brewed tea. While performing the tea ceremony, they introduce slowly, where does the balabla come from at the bottom of the tea, and what is the white foam on top of it? Pay attention to where the honey is used and how it is whipped.In short, no matter whether it is delicious or not, let me give you a short story about the chef's cooking.Even if the essence is plainly a cup of cold tea covered with milk, it can give you the illusion that such grievances are not in vain.

The cup is small, but it is really pretty. Everyone can choose one of their favorite cups from the nine grids to choose as today's favorite cup.

Baiyin chose an emerald green tea, paired with golden and clear tea, the only word he could make out was: "The taste is dense."

Luo Fei, the second child, also gave this tea the highest rating among desserts in the northern population: "It's not very sweet."

won the unanimous approval of the audience.

Then there are pre-dinner snacks, six-flavored appetizers from light to heavy, and geoduck and five-headed abalone that are expensive on the surface.

One dish, one dish.Before each dish is eaten, the waiter wearing white gloves will introduce the origin of the vessel and how it matches today's dish.Of course, the main thing is to talk about the origin of these ingredients. It is not easy to get them. The chef’s ingenuity is against the trend when processing this ingredient. It’s like abalone. of.

Baiyin originally didn't have any expectations for fried abalone, and the others were similar, everyone had an embarrassed yet polite smile on their faces, and then dipped it in a special sauce, okay, really It's pretty tasty.

Expensive, there is a reason why it is expensive, the chef is really thoughtful, the complex taste is unexpectedly unique.

The boss and Zhan Yi are very happy. Today's material must be enough. This kind of contrast is obviously reversed, which is much better than their straightforward daily life.Luo Fei was probably the only one who was dissatisfied, because he had a big appetite and these dishes were not enough for him to eat in one bite, so he could only politely ask if he could have a bowl of rice first, a super big one.

The waiter's shock could not be subsided for a long time, but he finally served him a bowl of crystal clear rice.

When the dinner was almost finished, the boss took a picture of each person’s different gift unboxing, and decided to release the first issue tomorrow - "The joy of being friends with local tyrants is so simple and unpretentious".

In the girl's gift was a special dried flower, which Monk Xia Yao had told Bai Yin before, the flower of country Y that the heroine most yearned for in a Japanese manga they watched when they were young.Unexpectedly, Baiyin not only remembered it, but actually bought it back for them.The price of the gift is no longer important at this moment, but the feeling that he really cares about you.

For the thousand and one time, Shang Ai suspected that she was going to spoil her mother's love, so she quickly shifted her gaze to Luo Feiye, trying to restrain herself with her face control.After all, she is now a CP fan of Baiyin and Huo Zhiju, so the qualitative change of maternal love will definitely hit!

And, yes, in a certain episode that Baiyin didn't know about, his friendship with Huo Zhiju deteriorated first.

Among Luo Feiye's gifts, the most distinctive one is naturally the jersey signed by the head of the Micheng team. Although Baiyin had already taken a photo of him on WeChat before, but now he saw the real thing. , I was excited again for a while.I wish I could show it so that the whole world knows it, and finally I really took out my phone to take a group photo from the perspective of death.

But what shocked Baiyin the most was that even with such a straight and rough way of shooting, the dick in the photo is still astonishingly beautiful.

Among the gifts of the third child, Zhan Yi, was a cloth bag that no one else had.It's just that he looked at it for a long time, but he didn't understand what this thing could be used for, and why there was a hook.

"If you haven't chosen a topic, you can think about this." Baiyin actively recommended it, which he found inspiration from his uncle's old things. Of course, he bought a brand new one for the third child, but his uncle bought it in the manor. There is exactly the same one in the room, "I saw it so crazy, heck, I mean, such a unique thing is very suitable for you to shoot short videos."

Zhan Yi: "..." Don't think that I didn't hear that crazy phrase, "So, what exactly is it?"

"Sentimental swing."

"???" Please say something human, thank you.

"It is used for sensory integration training." This cloth bag can be hung at home like a bird's nest, wrapping the whole person tightly in it, and then gently rippling in the air, "It is said that it can help people release a certain degree of Stress also has a good soothing effect on the brain." It is hard to say whether there is a scientific reason, but it is indeed very suitable for the novel topic of the moment.

Zhan Yi thanked him while thinking that he would probably never use it in his life.Then, within a few days, he got another million likes with this bird's nest swing.

Well, but that's all for later.

Now after eating a meal, it can be said that the host and guest enjoy themselves.There were six people at a table, and everyone got their favorite gift.Baiyin also bought some small things for himself, he likes to treat himself when he has something to do.It's just that I have been working hard to suppress it for the past six months, fearing that the house loan will be cut off, and now my nature has come out again.

What's left is Zhan Yiqi's weird little story that wasn't captured in the boss video.

I don't know what fantasy novel he has read recently, and he suddenly started talking at the dinner table: "Have you heard the story of the credit knife man?"

Everyone naturally looked at him blankly: "What?" Knife?Is it the knife in their understanding?

"It's one of the fortune-telling professions that was popular in our country in the early years." Zhan Yi became energetic as soon as he slapped his thigh, and spoke vividly, as if he had really experienced it.

Credit knives are the same but different from most fortune tellers. They walk around the streets with mysterious whereabouts. They will first give kitchen knives, lanterns and other daily necessities in the form of "credit" to predestined people in different villages, and leave them behind. Some ambiguous, mysterious and mysterious prophecies.It may be personal, or it may be political.

"Anyway, I just don't want to talk about something, old riddleman." Zhan Yi is very self-satisfied, "When the order they left behind comes true, they will come back again to collect fees from the predestined people who used the credit knife back then."

Baiyin is very materialistic: "Actually, they make money by selling daily necessities, right?" A business model tinged with numerology.

Luo Fei was also quickly fooled, and continued to think along the story of the third child: "But they won't ask for money before they leave. If they sell so many things on credit in one go, no matter whether they are accurate or not, how can they make money back?" Book?"

Baiyin paused for a moment, because he really didn't know how to make money.

"Let's rely on accuracy." Xia Yao, the school committee member, like Bai Yin, is more materialistic and quick-witted. "Zhan Yi also said that some of it has something to do with current affairs. For example, I told people in village A that this autumn's food The price is going to rise; and I told the people in village B, which is hundreds of miles away, that the price of food is going to fall. When autumn comes, according to the rise and fall, just go to different villages to ask for money.”

This kind of credit knife is definitely impossible to credit to one person, and a credit is a village, so this is a big deal of daily necessities.Even if it loses to another village, it is enough to make it back doubled here.

"If you add another sentence, look at the offer, sincerity will pay off, do you dare to give a lower price?" These knives are money stored in the bank, and they live on the interest in the coming year.

Baiyin couldn't help nodding, yes yes yes, this is the way of thinking.

Zhan Yi stubbornly resisted: "...No, there are also people who can really tell fortunes on credit."

Baiyin was puzzled: "Have you encountered it?" Zhan Yi dared to say that he had encountered it before, and he meant to teach Zhan Yi the common sense of anti-fraud for the Internet police in the next second.

"A friend of mine met me before." Zhan Yi was discouraged, so he could only remind him, "It's up to you whether you believe it or not." Anyway, you will have to pay in the end.

In fact, Zhan Yi has always been curious about how Baiyin in his previous life voluntarily paid for it.From the looks of it now, Baiyin hasn't met that mysterious credit knife man yet, so just wait and see.

After dinner, Baiyin prepared a commercial vehicle, which can take the boss and the others back to school.

Baiyin and Wang Yi went back to Honghuang Villa, passing by the bakery where school girl An Yuyu worked part-time, and bought some rock toast for tomorrow's recess snack.

It was at the entrance of this bakery that Baiyin met an old gentleman who was dressed casually and was blind in one eye.The old man was dressed in rags, but they were very clean. There was a cloth bag made of various colored strips hanging outside the white washed clothes, which contained a knife, a pot and a lantern.Inexplicably, Baiyin thought of the story that the third child told at the dinner table today.

Baiyin's heart skipped a beat, it couldn't be such a coincidence, could it?

What a coincidence.

The old man accurately said a name that made Baiyin stop where he was, and he said, "Benefactor Xiao should pay back the knife."