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The story of old Adam is quite simple. Once he closed and opened his eyes, he changed from a former imperial doctor who retired to the countryside of Daqi Chaojiang Zuo to... a man from a country he couldn’t even name, Chixu Blue eyes, shaped like a Rakshasa, are different from ordinary people.That's why when he was a doctor in Beijing, he saw some foreigners who traveled across the ocean, so he wasn't overly frightened.

What really scares Adam is that there is no Daqi now, the world is changing with each passing day, there are iron horses for travel, iron boxes for contact, and iron birds above the head, flying over the reinforced concrete city at any time.These things that used to be called magic tools of the fairy family are just commonplace things now.

The past cannot be traced back, the old Adam can only try to adapt to this strange world while understanding "self".

As soon as he opened his eyes, he no longer remembered who he was in Daqi. He only knew that his name in this world was Adam, Adam Esposito.About the same age as him, fifty to six.In Daqi, who is rare in his sixties, he is dying at the age of 56, but in Luocha Kingdom, he is just a middle-aged man who has not yet reached the retirement age.

Where the previous Adam went, the old Adam didn't know either.I only know that he was originally a very profitable dentist, but somehow he became a cult.This cult has done a lot of harm to people. It caused the original owner to sell his property overnight and defect to the church. He also abandoned his wife and children under the doctrine, and alienated his friends.Completely embarked on a road of no return.On the night when the shooting star came, Adam called himself "the savior" and shouted at the shooting star that he would sacrifice himself to save the world.

When he opened his eyes again, he was already a dazed old Adam.

The cult was also taken away by the country Y police that night. As a victim, Old Adam began to receive treatment in the hospital, and received a relief fund that was neither too much nor too little.

Old Adam found that he could speak Y national language for no reason, but C national language did not fall behind. He wanted to prove that he was not him, but the doctor here said that this was some kind of foreign accent syndrome, which was a neurological disease. , It’s rare, but it’s not uncommon, and I found out all kinds of world news for him to read.

Old Adam couldn't argue, so he could only accept the diagnosis, otherwise he would be transferred to a mental hospital together with other deeply poisoned victims.

Since the original owner had lived a cult life of isolation and brainwashing for several years, he was also assigned a volunteer by the INPs (National Social Insurance Commune) to help him reintegrate into society.From this, he learned to use mobile phones and computers.The huge amount of information impacted wave after wave, but it did not knock him down, but instead made him start a new modern life tenaciously.

He first used the relief subsidy to rent himself the cheapest house in Chinatown.

Although old Adam has tried his best to accept the setting of foreigners, he still instinctively wants to live with people from country C who are closer in culture, and this place gives him a great sense of security.

He began to return to his old business, trying to make a living by treating people.

I don't want to... Whenever he said that he was a Chinese medicine practitioner, the way others looked at him was hard to explain.Those with a good temper will ask him which medical school he studied Chinese medicine.If you have a bad temper, you will just yell and curse. You are a dentist, pretending to be a Chinese medicine doctor?Some say that he is a liar, some say that the grassroots Chinese medicine is a liar, and some say that both he and Chinese medicine are liars.

In short, the beginning of everything is very difficult.

But old Adam didn't believe in evil. He felt that he hadn't found the right group of customers. He shouldn't talk to Raksha ghosts about the profoundness of Chinese medicine. He had to impress the people of country C.And Chinatown is almost full of people from country C. Although the place he lives in is a bit dilapidated, out of the way, and away from the main road of the commercial street, anyone can be his patient, including his landlord from country C.

Of course, Old Adam also knows that his image is not easy to be trusted by others, so after putting up the signboard of Chinese medicine, he will first tell every patient who comes to the door that the doctor's image may be different from what they imagined.

And every patient will swear at the beginning: "It's okay, I never judge people by their appearance." No matter whether they are good-looking or ugly, old or young with a baby face, they can do it all!

But once old Adam believed it was true and revealed that he was a doctor, the other party would often realize that they were not as completely disrespectful of appearances as they imagined.He looked at Uncle Adam's eyes, as if he was saying that it was outrageous, Chinese medicine practitioners no matter how young they are, they can do it, but foreigners really can't.

Old Adam reflected again, and he found that people from country C were the least optimistic about him as a foreigner, so he still had to go back to his original idea - to try his luck with a foreigner.

Although at least eight out of ten would call him a liar, at least two customers could be kept.

That's how I got to this day without a single meal.

And today, it can be called Uncle Adam's lucky day, he welcomed three patients, three!

The first one was what he met on the way back to Chinatown after morning exercise, a mother with a daughter who had a fever, and he won the trust of the patient's family members in minutes by saying that he was not satisfied with the environment.

Baiyin: "..."

Needless to say, this mother and daughter are naturally Lawyer Li's wife and daughter.Baiyin felt that he was also responsible. If he hadn't said something to Lawyer Li that day, "The climate is not acclimatized", Lawyer Li would not have gone back and told his wife, and she would not have followed Uncle Adam so easily.

"No, it's not your problem." Lawyer Li's wife is Martina, an enthusiastic and rash novice mother. She has been studying C Mandarin for several years, and the conversation is still fluent. "Actually, I lost my mobile phone. , and forgot to bring money to go out.”

At first, she just wanted to borrow a mobile phone to call her husband, but she didn't expect that Adam's elderly phone was so unreliable. She could surf the Internet, but couldn't make a good call.

"However, Mr. Adam really cured my Sophia." Martina's eyes were full of surprises, and she admired old Adam's craftsmanship very much. The little angel Sophia snuggled up to her mother obediently, completely unable to understand what they were doing. say what. "A bowl of bitter, black medicine is poured down, and magic happens. But I don't have any money, so I can only wait for Li to pay."

The audience: "..."

Hefyotte supported his forehead and sat next to his friend, ready to pay for her.

But Baiyin had already silently scanned the QR code to pay while everyone was talking.Although Uncle Adam's shop is broken, it is small and has all the internal organs, especially various payment methods.From POS machines to WeChatPay, Visa is acceptable, and UnionPay is also acceptable. In short, all payment methods in country C are acceptable except for international payment methods.

The consultation fee here is clearly marked, how much is an acupuncture treatment, how much medicine is prepared, and how much is seen.There are even buy five get one free, buy ten get three free promotions.All are written in vigorous calligraphy on a suspended wooden board.

Among other things, Uncle Adam's calligraphy is really amazing.

Little Angel Sophia's medical bills and prescriptions were placed on the wooden platform, written in C Mandarin, and Baiyin knew how much to pay with a glance.Lawyer Li has taken good care of him. It makes sense for him to take care of Lawyer Li's daughter this time, right?

Hefjord said she was still friends with Martina.

Although the relationship between Hefjord and Lawyer Li is not easy to deal with, she and Martina are close friends.They used to be each other's best friends until Martina chose to marry Lawyer Li.However, after hearing that Martina might have an accident, Hefjord still chose to come to her immediately.

"You're really reckless." Hefyotte was afraid for a while, lost her phone and didn't want to hurry back to the hotel, and casually made her daughter drink something she didn't know the ingredients of.

Although the result was good, she didn't understand it at the time.

"I'm sorry, sorry, it's indeed my fault. I just think that Mr. Adam looks very trustworthy, just like the warm feeling you gave me the first time I saw Haifu." Martina also Not everyone would believe it, she's a, uh, intuitive, "I promise there won't be a next time."

Hefyotte let out a long sigh, she really couldn't do anything about this kind of straight ball: "It's not an example."

Speaking of hitting a straight ball, Hefyotte looked at Baiyin again.The good-looking young man was still trying to persuade her to give up: "In terms of rushing to checkout, you can't beat us northerners, and I won't accept it if you turn around again!"

"If I remember correctly, Jiangzuo belongs to the south." Haifuyote's surprise training on the customs and customs of country C before taking office was not Bai Peipei's.

Heck, this foreigner doesn't care about martial arts but also about geography. Baiyin can only make up for it: "North of Lingnan is north." Northeast and south are south.That's how resilient they are people living in the "middle".

Old Adam took out his smartphone for the elderly and saw the income on WeChat. He was taken aback for a moment, then rubbed his eyes, counted the digits carefully, and when he found out that it was true, he hurriedly said to Baiyin: "It's too much." I gave too much, I gave too much, did I make a mistake? It’s okay, I did it at the beginning. Let’s add a friend, and I will transfer it back to you.”

"No, I'm going to see a doctor too." Baiyin didn't forget his excuse when he first entered the door.

"Really?" Uncle Adam looked surprised.

"Really." Baiyin was put on this account, so naturally he could only bite the bullet and raised his wrist, letting Uncle Adam give him his pulse.

But Baiyin did not expect that Uncle Adam was so eager for patients, and the Chinese medicine clinic was also poor. When faced with the money delivered to his door, the uncle still chose to tell the truth: "Your body is very healthy, even many young people now There is no sub-health state that people have, and there is no need to see a doctor."

Old Adam is also quite up to date, and has learned some modern vocabulary.He also plans to take the Chinese medicine exam here before the end of this year, and it's not a problem to always hold a dentist's license to practice medicine.

"Are you mentally ill?" Uncle Adam is also dabbling in psychology recently, and he eagerly absorbs novel and interesting medical theories in this world.He had to admit that he was indeed better than him, but he didn't underestimate himself, he didn't feel that his medical skills were old fashioned, he only wanted to combine Chinese and Western skills, learn from each other, "I know a good psychiatrist, I can introduce you. "

It is also a kind of disease to suspect that you have a disease when you obviously do not have a disease.

Baiyin: "..." He worked so hard and felt that he was sick. Who was it for?

Uncle Adam laughed and didn't tease Baiyin anymore. He knew that Baiyin had good intentions, but he had to be worthy of Baiyin's medical expenses. He could recognize Baiyin's Jiangzuo accent, and fellow villagers can't lie to fellow villagers.So, he turned to Huo Zhiju who was beside Baiyin and said: "Young man is very angry recently, don't stay up late, and want to drink some. I happen to have some herbal tea here. You can bring some back later."

Huo Zhiju: "???" He did have bitterness in his mouth recently, but he didn't even let the other party get a pulse diagnosis, so it's enough to just smell it?

Uncle Adam proved with his strength that a genius doctor can do whatever he wants.Baiyin gave too much, and Huo Zhiju's angry question was obviously not enough to settle the bill, so the uncle turned to look at Hefyotte: "Do you really stop looking at your shoulder? The problem will only get worse in the future.”

Highfjord frowned: "My shoulder hasn't been injured recently."

Instead, it was Martina who was surprised: "You were injured by a gunshot wound there before, and then you fought with someone before it recovered. You forgot? Although you said it was cured later, it always hurts faintly on rainy days. Go to the doctor , the doctor can't tell why." She knew Hefjord's injury well, and remembered it more accurately than herself, "Mr. Adam, show her quickly."

Rheumatism?Baiyin could only think of this one word.

"... I have a ten-time cupping treatment here, do you want to think about it?" Old Adam actively suggested it after checking his pulse.

In fact, Haifuyote was still a little skeptical about old Adam's Chinese medicine techniques, but she didn't say it directly, but said: "We will return to China next week, and it may be too late."

"It's okay. I also have five times of massage and three times of acupuncture that are more effective. You can see which one you can accept. The prescription is also available, but it takes longer. You can go to a pharmacy to get the medicine after you return to China." Mr. Adam He wanted to propose a more efficient method from the very beginning, but he was not sure about the acceptance of these foreigners.

For example, his second client today is the redhead who is cupping.

The other party was lying on the bed and was scared to death by the cupping pot, and didn't really want to talk.He didn't even know why he was still here so far, it was obviously so painful, and so many strange people came again.But, to be honest, he has always felt a heavy waist, and it seems that there is indeed a different feeling.It's sour and numb, it's hard to describe.

"Actually, acupuncture is faster, but he doesn't want me to prick him." Old Adam felt very regretful, he finally found a pair of useful silver needles.

"No needles, no needles, my uncle didn't say anything about injections!" The red-haired foreigner was introduced by old Adam's landlord. The landlord is from country C and his wife is from country Y. Now the red-haired foreigner introduced is his wife's. nephew.Ever since the old man miraculously cured Mr. Landlord of his insomnia, he has been devoting himself to providing the old man with running water.

Now that we've talked about this, Adam also told Baiyin all about his experience from being an ancient to a foreigner.A foreigner who has nothing but Chinese medicine skills wants to survive by opening a Chinese medicine clinic abroad.

This is simply hell difficulty.

Baiyin said: "Word of mouth has such a reputation, but it is difficult to attract customers. Have you ever thought about doing other gimmicks? Like losing weight with traditional Chinese medicine? Or other contemporary diseases that are quick and popular."

Open the market first, and then change the shop.Anyway, this kind of second floor that looks like a bedroom is definitely not good, it's too similar to a horror movie.

Baiyin didn't know why he had to talk so much, probably because of his local accent. In country Y on the other side of the ocean, it was really hard not to be kind to someone who spoke the same local accent as himself.

Uncle Adam nodded thoughtfully, ready to think about it for a while.The most important thing right now is the patient Hefyotte. He said to this heroic female bodyguard captain with a tough shaved head: "So, are you afraid of needles? I understand, really, don't feel psychological pressure, No shame."

An international mercenary, a god of war on the battlefield, and the pinnacle of mythology in the security industry, the most unbearable thing for Haifyotte is that others say she can't do it. She said in a cold tone: "I'm not afraid of anything."

Old Adam turned his back and gave Baiyin a look of "successful aggressiveness". He has seen many patients who don't cooperate with the treatment in his life. Why can't a foreigner take it down?

Baiyin: "..." Really, can you stop saying others are foreigners so naturally, in my eyes you are too.

Uncle Adam would not waste Baiyin's money by killing him. He insisted on giving him a value-for-money experience, so he immediately arranged three acupuncture treatments with Haifu. If you have anything to say, see you after three times. know.

During the three times of acupuncture once a day in Haifuyote, Baiyin and Huo Zhiju also lived a very fulfilling life. They didn't miss any of Baile's holographic competitions, and they ate all the Huo Zhiju strategy books. A restaurant with a personal touch.Huo Zhiju is still not used to crowded places, but as long as Baiyin is by his side, his anxiety will be relieved a lot.

Huo Zhiju gradually mastered a magical skill, pretending that he was still in the holographic conference machine, blocking the whole world, leaving Baiyin alone.In an instant, the happiness doubled.

Baiyin also bought a bunch of things for his friends by the way. He doesn't like to buy souvenirs at souvenir shops or duty-free shops all at once, but prefers to buy whatever he sees at any time.Buy a little here, buy a little there, scattered, gather a little to make a lot.Needless to say, the surroundings of the World Championships, handicrafts with local characteristics are not left behind, as well as luxury co-branded... chocolate.In short, there are expensive ones, special ones, and export-oriented ones.

That is, Mr. Adam's Herbal Tea Cream.

Uncle Adam is really generous. Not only did he give Huo Zhiju the herbal tea he was drinking, but he also gave him a lot of herbal tea cream. He said that he can drink it by adding water when he returns home, and the effect is not bad.

The old man's herbal tea is really amazing, even Huo Zhiju was very surprised, so Baiyin asked Hefyotte to buy some when he was going to go to acupuncture and moxibustion, and prepared to give it to his friends.Summer is coming soon, and it's just right to go to the fire for herbal tea.

After three acupuncture sessions, even Hefjord was impressed. She certainly couldn’t be cured so quickly, but at least the flexibility of her arms has been greatly improved, which she can feel little by little. .Uncle Adam prescribed another health care method for her, and she can just follow the movements when she goes home.

Baiyin visited the old Adam's Chinese Medicine Center for the second time.

In just a few days, the customers in the old man's shop have undergone earth-shaking changes. It's hard to say that there are too many, but there is still a little popularity.Almost all of them were relatively plump foreign women, all of whom were excitedly waiting for the old man to give them acupuncture.

Haifuyote came every day recently and explained to Baiyin: "He seems to have really listened to your opinion, and made some weight-loss package, which will have results in one day." To be honest, it's a bit scary.

But Uncle Adam also said that his package can only be cured for three days at a time, and then he has to slow down before continuing.

But the effect is obvious to all, and there are more people at once.Ladies are unambiguous when it comes to being hard on yourself.Compared to the red-haired ones who would yelp when they pulled out a cupping pot, these ladies could not change their faces when faced with silver needles. Their only requirement was that the needles must be disposable, and they could not accept a set of silver needles to stick back and forth.

After Uncle Adam learned about the existence of AIDS, a major problem in the world today, he also compromised.Although the effect of disposable needles is definitely not as good as that of silver needles, multiple injections can also make up for it.

Seeing Baiyin coming, Uncle Adam was very enthusiastic. After piercing all the patients in one go and turning on the timer, he took Baiyin to the back.

"Thank you very much for your idea. It's not a rare thing after all." As an imperial doctor in the palace, Uncle Adam has solved many personal troubles for women in the past, such as weight loss, whitening, etc. There is even anti-aging.These are his start-up funds.

Uncle Adam felt that with the current momentum, he would soon be able to save a real small shop facing the street and open a real Chinese medicine clinic.

The uncle asked, "Why are you here again?"

"Let me talk about investment." Baiyin actually had this idea last time, but if he had asked at that time, probably no one would agree.Uncle Adam's blond hair and blue eyes are really unbelievable.

But now Huo Zhiju and Haifuyote have nothing to say.

On the contrary, Uncle Adam still hesitated: "Young man, are you always so easy to trust others?"

"My hometown doesn't lie to my fellow villagers." Baiyin took out what Uncle Adam had said before, "Besides, I'm not afraid of being cheated."

Uncle Adam believed these words, as far as Baiyin was a bodyguard, he was rich at first glance, and being cheated would not affect his life.But... he is too stupid son of a landlord's family. He said earnestly: "If you don't earn money yourself, you don't know how hard it is to earn money. You can't let your parents worry about it."

"Then let's ask my uncle." Baiyin once again used his old way of persuading people.

He had actually asked his uncle in the apartment, and his uncle agreed.When Baiyin came to Country Y this time, he naturally wanted to bring Uncle Gems with him.It's just that, at that time, he didn't think about launching any charity KPI abroad, he just wanted to bring his uncle back to have a look.This is how the trip to Micheng came about.

"How can you believe in such strange powers and gods?" Uncle Adam only believed in medicine, not in gods.

"But this is my uncle, not a god." Ancestral culture is something engraved in the blood of the people of country C. You don't have to believe in the gods and Buddhas all over the sky, but you can't go back to your hometown on Ching Ming Festival without burning paper.

Uncle Adam: "..." He made a good point.

The result given by the uncle is the same as in the apartment, cast, cast to death.

But Uncle Adam still refused: "It's not that I don't want your money, I'm short of it, really. But, my real wish is not to open a Chinese medicine clinic in the City of Seven Hills." He told Baiyin that he was Saving money to open a Chinese medicine clinic is only his current goal. He opened a medical clinic to earn money, "Go home. I want to go home."

After knowing Baiyin's status as a rich man, Mr. Adam mustered up the courage to speak up, wanting to give it a try.

He wants to go back to Daqi.

But Daqi is gone.

Fortunately, Jiang Zuo is still there.