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University town, Jiangzuo University.

The third child in the dormitory was lying on the upper bunk and reciting vocabulary isolated from the world, but because of Baiyin's precise complaints about the liar, he laughed and laughed.He simply put down the English word card, leaned half of his body lazily from above, took out his mobile phone, and said to Baiyin and Luo Fei: "Just take a break. Come on, brothers, do me a favor." ,Smile."

Baiyin looked up in a daze, followed the command of the third child, raised his bony index finger, and touched the fingertips of the second child Luo Feiye.

In a flash of light, the two left a ""ET" poster".

In the photo, Luo Fei also smiled heartlessly, with bronzed skin and a slightly rough look, and even his outstretched fingers were inexplicably sloppy.Beside him, a beautiful young man in a thin shirt, with a smile on his lips and clear eyes, was a little at a loss when facing the sudden camera, but still couldn't hide the delicacy between his eyebrows and eyes, just like a pair of light crimson fine brushwork painting.

After the third child finished taking the photos, he hurriedly went to edit WeChat. While typing, he explained: "My stupid half-brother has been beating around the bush to ask Gao Zi what I am doing. Let me post it on Moments, Satisfy him."

——[It’s free to go out, and I will reproduce the classic posters with my brothers.This is version 1.0, please give your valuable comments. [Baiyin and Luo Feiye's finger docking.jpg]]

In less than 3 minutes, the number of likes was almost too large for a mobile phone page.

The third child has a large social circle and is very popular, and Baiyin's looks are really good.From the day he registered as a freshman, he became the white moonlight of seniors and juniors on the school forum. For three consecutive years, he was still able to enter the finals of the school grass selection with the word "juvenile feeling". Not greasy.

And the third child...is working on creating a male college student who is crazy about putting on a rotten salted fish.

He didn't have any particular purpose in doing this, he just wanted to convince his idiot brother that he didn't need to study, just play casually, and he could be stable in the top three in the grade.This move is very naive, even the third child himself thinks so, but: "Just this is enough to irritate my idiot brother, his mind is as small as his brain."

Baiyin wanted to care about his roommate, but because he had already comforted him countless times, the not-so-intelligent him was really at a loss for words, so he could only bite the bullet and say: "At least your brother is easy to deal with, think about my uncle."

Baiyin's brother-in-law is completely different from the third brother's brother, he will not be jealous, nor will he be incompetent and angry, but he only wishes that the whole family can achieve common prosperity as soon as possible, because this will allow him to continue to take advantage of it.When the parents were alive, they gnawed at the old, and the parents went to gnaw at the elder sister. When the only elder sister also passed away unexpectedly, Uncle Bai shamelessly relied on Baiyin, wanting to relay on his nephew.

The generous hob meat is extremely lethal to a student like Baiyin.

The third child thought about Uncle Bai's various crimes in the past six months, and had to say that every family has scriptures that are difficult to recite, but this one of the Bai family is especially difficult to recite.

Damn it, he actually lost. The youngest who was going to be strong all his life, hated him. His idiot brother is really useless, even the best is not as good as others.

One male dormitory, four people.

The most virtuous boss just finished cleaning, looking at the "great achievement" with clean windows, it was hard for him to suppress the desire to reward himself, so he announced: "It's decided, let's go out to eat tonight."

Jiang University's 324 male dormitory 5 executive council meeting was held at the small flower barbecue outside the campus.

As one of the main venues for the "General Meeting", Xiaohua Grill ushered in the fifth name change in three years, and now it is renamed Sarah Grill.

The boss, Fatty, handed down an authentic small barbecue from his family. The taste resounded throughout the university town. He was also famous for his love brain.When he has a girlfriend, his barbecue restaurant is called Girlfriend Name + BBQ, and when he doesn't have a girlfriend, it's called Sad BBQ.In Baiyin's short 20-year life, he met the only magical person who used the store name as a QQ space envoy.

This time, Brother Fatty once again "started his life again". The plastic-packed menu that has been used for several years and has a sense of age at first glance has also been updated and iterated, and replaced with a unified ordering QR code on the corner of the table.

The third child only glanced at the brand new ordering page and found a bug.He is very sensitive to numbers: "Huamaoyi can be ordered separately. But the price is wrong. Peanuts and edamame are each worth seven yuan a plate, but the platter together costs sixteen, which is two yuan more expensive." .”

The boss who wears glasses is the most diligent and thrifty housekeeper. He didn't like peanuts very much and only wanted to order edamame, so he immediately said: "Quick, arrange the peanuts too."

The whole world seemed to be able to hear the crackling of the abacus in his head.

It's a pity that the second brother Luo Fei is also a big fool, his hands and feet are always faster than his brain. Before the boss placed an order, he had already got up and responded to Brother Fatty: "Your new system is not good, the price is wrong."

The fat man took advantage of the time when he came to deliver the happy water, and winked at the small table for four people: "Shh, this is what your sister-in-law—oh, it's my new partner Sarah, you know?—— said Dining routines, everyone who finds this loophole is likely to order an extra plate of peanuts."

This is the wealth code newly mastered by Fatty Brother.

The pattern opens instantly.

Baiyin and the others didn't understand very well, but they were greatly shocked, especially the boss who was almost caught in the trap just now. He quickly typed a sentence in the dormitory group: [I believe it, the second child is so stupid. Blessing is on me. 】

Luo Fei also gave the boss an elbow in reality: "Hey!"

In order to thank the four people for their honesty, Fatty Brother invited each of them to drink a bottle of happy water, which made them feel that the red scarves on their chests became more colorful.

The four of them had a sincere "talk" while eating and drinking, and reached a high degree of consensus on the plan for the dormitory for the next week.Put forward the cross policy of "seeking truth from facts, honoring labor, and the advanced drives the backward", mainly from three perspectives: the reform of shift sanitation, the basketball game on Friday, and the fact that the building king in the villa area in the east of the city is said to have been sold. Talk, express your views.

To put it simply, the boss recently found a part-time job in the sales department. It is said that the commission is very considerable. If he can also have a big order like a villa area, he can achieve a well-off life in an instant.Behind the small lens, there are big dreams of getting rich.

But because of this, the boss will not be able to take care of the dormitory's rotation hygiene in the near future.

The second child, Luo Fei, is also the main force of the college basketball team. This week's game will determine whether they can enter the school's quarterfinals and improve the spiritual civilization of the department. They have to train every day and don't have much free time.

The duty work can only be handed over to Baiyin and Lao San.The two looked at each other.Baiyin is willing to work, but...if he can't do it well, no matter how strong his subjective initiative is, he is dubbed by the third child as a born young master.As for the third child, he is a salted fish, capable of doing well, but he is too lazy to do it, and he is justifiably bad.

The boss and Luo Fei are also thinking about how to persuade them tactfully so that they can have a correct understanding of each other's abilities, so that they can join forces and complement each other.

This thinking stopped at an exclamation outside: "Oh my God, look quickly, there are shooting stars!"

The meteor came suddenly and strangely. There was no related astronomical forecast before, and many people did not believe it.It wasn't until similar exclamations came and went outside that the people in the barbecue restaurant awakened their blood talent to join in the fun, and most of them walked out one after another.

Baiyin and the others were also among them, and they were blinded by the unexpected meteor shower.

The darkened sky was completely relit, just like daytime, brilliant and bright.It was as if someone was splashing shooting stars on the black velvet cloth, batch after batch of stars came from outside the sky in groups, piercing the night sky of Jiangzuo.

The stars are shining brightly, and the light of the sun is silver.

After being shocked by this romantic scene over and over again, someone finally reacted, took out their mobile phone, closed their eyes and made a wish.

Of course, you can’t miss a good guy anywhere. In the crowd, a boy with pimples on his face is talking to his girlfriend: "Isn’t it possible to enjoy the scenery without taking pictures? It’s a good astronomical phenomenon, and it has to be related to some wishing , Are you immature, have you read too many romance novels? You call Meteor, do you think Meteor agrees?"

The boss acted as if he admired the other party, and said through the crowd: "Stay firm in your belief, buddy." Then, without stopping, he closed his eyes first, clasped his hands together and made a wish toward the shooting star, "Since this person won't make a wish Why don't you give me the spot!"

He will silently roll everyone to death.

"!!!" There is no need to do this step, right?The onlookers, who were originally dispensable, felt a sense of urgency and made wishes one after another.Even the buddy who wanted to act aggressive in front of his girlfriend at the beginning was afraid of falling behind, and didn't want the four-eyed boy (the boss) next to him to take advantage of him!

The boss is still leading the charge: "I hope I can have a stable job, I hope I can have a stable job, I hope I can have a stable job!"

Luo Fei is also the tallest and the most down-to-earth: "I want to give my future opponents (on the court) a good look."

The third child yawned irresponsibly, shook his head and said, "Then I hope my idiot brother will have no good fruit to eat."

In the end is Baiyin, his delicate and fair facial features seem to be working together to make a wish: "Ming people don't whisper, I want to have superpowers."

Boss, second child and third child: Fuck, I also want superpowers, superpowers are super cool, okay?

A group of male college students began adding to their wish list.

***

Before going to bed that night, Luo Fei, who was in the bed opposite Baiyin, seemed to have suddenly remembered something, found out his phone in the dark, and sent a WeChat to Baiyin: 【Speaking of which, your uncle doesn't seem to have appeared much recently. 】

But anyone who has seen Uncle Bai's personality cannot believe that he will suddenly be kind and let Bai Yin go.

Baiyin also frowned. He felt that Luo Feiye's worry was not unreasonable. His mother taught him a wise saying since he was a child - your uncle is quiet, he must be playing a demon.

only……

What kind of demon can his uncle be?

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