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([-]) How much do you know in the middle of the game.

*About upgrades.

Because Baiyin started playing the holographic version of "God of War" and his friends had a "jet lag". When he was still a novice, his relatives and friends were already famous masters (or wealth lists), which made His path to upgrade has become exceptionally smooth.

Even in the novice village stage with novice protection, Huo Zhiju and Bai Le opened trumpets to guide him.

After he left the Novice Village and entered the town to change jobs, he even took off on the same spot.

At first, Baiyin wasn't quite used to being led to win like this, but soon he became very popular.It's really comfortable to lie down, especially after he has learned the group attack skill Great Fireball.There are five people in a team, there are nurses and close combat, he just needs to throw the fireball from a long distance, with his eyes closed, it doesn't matter whether it is accurate or not, as long as it can burn to a corner, the flame will spread quickly.

He always likes magicians!

Ever since Baiyin left the town and became a real magician, Huo Zhiju switched back to the big size, and used the renaming card to exchange the name of his big and small size, and continued to wear the game ID of "Youtiao Shrimp Paladin" on his head, and started happily upgrade with white tone.

Huo Zhiju's trumpet is an assassin, and he is superb at stealth. He really kills one person in ten steps, and never stays behind for thousands of miles.He also has the only artifact in the entire server—the Scarlet Dagger of the Goddess of Hunting, which greatly complements the shortcomings of the short blood bar of the fragile assassin, as long as he hits the opponent, he can return a certain amount of blood to himself. , It can be said that the more you fight, the more blood.

No one can shake his title of Master Assassin Brother.

However, recently, the members of the Assassins of the Assassin Organization have all discovered that their elder brothers who used to be aloof and arrogant and devoted themselves to upgrading have recently accidentally killed people and started working as hard-working nanny.Everyone was shocked, the main reason was that their elder brother still laughed.

"What's the big brother laughing? Have you seen what his game ID has been changed to?" someone said.

Those who were awakened by the words from the dream were silent after seeing it.

Senior brother, wake up, blink your eyes if your account has been hacked.

What's more, the daring danced directly into Huo Zhiju's private chat, wanting to ask the elder brother what happened.Although they knew very well in their hearts that probably they would not get a response, they really wanted to know.That senior brother who never teamed up with others and only passed the top five perverted dungeons in the whole server, why did he walk down the mundane world by himself.

As a result, something even more miraculous happened. Brother Huo very happily replied to all the people who came to ask him this question. He didn't see his aloofness in the past. He was even a little impatient.

He said: [Upgrading with legal spouse. (The point is legal, the certificate has been obtained)]

Fearing that others would not see the point, he even put out the brackets himself to explain, whether in reality or in the game, Huo Zhiju really wanted to show it to everyone.He and Baiyin are more in love with each other than Jin Jian, neither of them can even try to get in the way!

Then, turning his head, Bai Yin and Bai Le went to the arena to have a happy duo.

Huo Zhiju: […]

Baiyin: [Lele said that he lacks a support for his tuba, and magicians can also learn single-plus healing skills. I'll go and accompany him first, okay? 】

*About copies.

The Qixi Festival is approaching, and the Qixi Festival event launched by "God Wars" includes a limited Qixi multiplayer copy, and the team has no level restrictions.The focus is naturally on this "multiple people".Don't ask what the planning team thinks, even their boss Huo Zhiju wants to knock on the window.In general, this kind of dog abuse activities should be couples rowing together?Since they are all lovers, why do they have to form a team?Do you want the couple to abuse the dog for others to see, or let others act as the brightest light bulbs for the couple?

But no matter what the forum said, the planning team was unmoved, saying it was a time-limited multiplayer dungeon, that was a multiplayer dungeon.Various restrictions were also purposely added, for fear that there would be another situation like Huo Zhiju's lone wolf rushing into the dungeon at the beginning of the game.

Facing this particularly inhumane activity, on Baiyin's side, except for Huo Zhiju who was not too happy, everyone else was quite happy.Because they can finally have a large-scale team building with relatives and friends.

Baiyin, Huo Zhiju, Bai Le, Zhan Yi, Luo Feiye, the eldest brother Zhao Bu and his sister, as well as Baiyin's university student committee member Xia Yao and her best friend Shang Ai, nine of them happened to be in a team and clicked in together. I got a Qixi Festival dungeon called [Hera's Temple].This dungeon is quite troublesome just by looking at the name. Instead of choosing Cupid and Cupid, I chose the jealous Hera.

Although in Hera's priesthood, there is indeed a part in charge of marriage and childbirth, but it still feels weird to appear on this festival.

then……

The king of gods appeared, and without saying hello, he randomly turned a player into a white cow and threw him into the herd.

Zhan Yi, who was unfortunately recruited: "???"

The other eight people: "..." I always feel that there is something wrong with this story, but vaguely feel that I have heard it before.

The God Queen Hera also appeared immediately, holding a scepter, majestic, and flowing golden hair like seaweed, leaning down from under the crown representing power.She was wearing a white robe, she looked like a goddess, but when she opened her mouth, she immediately brought out the emotions of human beings. She was questioning her husband: "Say, where did you hide that bitch?!"

Baiyin has already realized that it really is this paragraph.Hera caught the adulterer, and the king of gods turned his lover into a cow and hid him.It's so outrageous, why does this kind of cheating scumbag husband keep it.

Isn't it fragrant to stand on your own as a king?

Cough, no matter how you look at this mythical story from the modern perspective, in short, Zhan Yi has begun to hide himself carefully among the cattle.He was crazily complaining on the team channel: [I am a man, even if it is a woman, I refuse to fall in love with cheating old men, why should I be turned into a bull! 】

But Hera didn't care so much, and soon, she began to strike the herd with lightning according to the dungeon settings.And Bai Yin and other teammates finally got the task reminder, within the limited time, including the teammates who turned into cattle, they are safe, and don't be killed by Hera.

Eight people:"……"

The problem now is that with such a group of cattle, they don't know who Zhan Yi is.Since turning into a cow, the name on the top of Zhan Yi's head disappeared.He is really moist and perfectly hidden among a herd of cows, how are they going to protect him?

Thus began a war between the bull and the goddess.

The eight people also rushed in. Although Zhan Yi kept reporting on the team channel, the cows were shocked by Hera and started running around. No matter how fast Zhan Yi reported, they couldn't see it. .They can only save whoever Hera kills.A group of people pulled back and forth, worked hard, and protected Xiao Xiao for 15 minutes...but found that they had been fighting for a real cow.

And Zhan Yibenniu was running leisurely and recklessly.

However, fortunately, he ran fast and explained within a limited time, Zhan Yi became human again, and Hera failed.But a group of people were not very happy, and it was annoying to help a cheating scumbag.

Fortunately, the game is quite understandable, and the next level will become the avatar of the player fighting the God King, with Hera's help.

A group of people had a good time.

In the third hurdle, Hera went to persecute her rival again, chasing and killing the pregnant dark goddess Leto.The player's task this time is to help the sun god Apollo to be born by his mother Leto.It's another scene where you run away, she chases, and you can't fly.

After passing the game with difficulty, everyone was in a trance. Is this life after marriage?Amidst suspicion and jealousy, the couple fights and jumps repeatedly?

"Not all marriages are like this." Baiyin had no choice but to comfort his younger brother in a hurry, fearing that Lele would have a psychological shadow and refuse to marry, "You see, Xiaozhi and I are fine."

"You don't suspect each other at all?"

Huo Zhiju was puzzled: "Why do you doubt it? I can't talk to strangers."

The other seven people: "!!!" You are still awesome.

*About the live broadcast.

Because Zhan Yi needs to broadcast live, he actually doesn't usually play with his friends very much. Even though his water friends like to let him watch Baiyin play games, Zhan Yi still insists on not being moved by money, for fear of disturbing his friends.But Baiyin didn't have any idea about it. It's the same sentence, why don't you rub off on the enthusiasm of friends?

For this Qixi Festival dungeon event, Baiyin called Zhan Yi on purpose, and told him that it doesn't matter if he can broadcast live.

Even the fearful Huo Zhiju nodded his head, saying nothing.

To be honest, Zhan Yi was very moved.

Until Huo Zhiju began to show affection in front of the camera, and kept showing affection.

Zhan Yi: "..." Why did you come here to let everyone know how much you love him?Ma De, you are not childish!Bai Le should be ashamed of himself!

The author says:

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