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Before Baiyin went up the mountain, he thought, if you don't have a bicycle, you can walk. It only takes 4 minutes. Usually, it takes about this time to go from the dormitory to the playground and then to the big library at school.

However, the reality is that after 4 minutes of climbing the mountain, he didn't even see a single hair in Villa No. 8.

The chubby robot has been dutifully following Baiyin's side, cheering him on. I don't know how the backstage is set up. It automatically turns on the fitness mode and takes on the role of training partner: "Mr. Bai, you can do it! Fighting! "

Mr. Bai was expressionless: "No, I can't. What about the agreed upon ten or four minutes?" Then, Baiyin thought of a possibility. When he graduated from high school, he went to the mountain city with Luo Feiye and some high school classmates. Traveling is a lesson learned by mentally handicapped navigation—never believe in the optimal route minutes of mountain city navigation, because people will not take off in place.With his last hope in mind, he cautiously asked the robot, "You don't expect me to go straight up and down, do you?"

"Mr. Bai, what are you talking about? I'm sorry, Xiao Huang can't understand it. Please give Xiao Huang a period of time to study, and I will strive to provide you with the best and highest quality service." There is also a message on the robot's screen Crying emoticon QAQ.

"..." Baiyin could only change the question, "How far is it from my house now?"

The robot finally understood: "The nearest route has been planned for you, and it only takes 5 minutes."

Baiyin believed it was a ghost.He looked at the mountain, then at the road, and the sadness in his heart flowed like a river.And by the way, I suddenly realized a philosophy of life-the most painful thing about climbing a mountain is probably getting stuck in the middle, not going up or down, and in a dilemma.

In the end, Baiyin resigned to his fate and continued walking up the mountain.

As he walked, he had a flash of inspiration, and asked the little robot another question: "What if I have food delivered?" Can he take a ride on the delivery boy's battery car?Send him home?

"There will be a special robot car delivered to your door. The same is true for express delivery. The property stewards will sign for it, take pictures and check it at the foot of the mountain, and then send it up the mountain by an unmanned robot car. Enter the dynamic code You can take it. It is efficient, fast, and your privacy is 100% guaranteed, Mr. Bai." Many hotels, large factories, and campuses have similar procedures.

The robot is still talking according to the program: "Do you need the mobile phone number of the property steward? We suggest that you fill in the housekeeper's mobile phone number whether it is takeaway or express delivery. Please rest assured that our staff have received professional training. And bought compensation insurance for you..."

Baiyin couldn't listen anymore, he just knew that his dream was shattered, so he should go up honestly.And, visually, bicycles are not good enough, so let's buy a battery car.

After walking for an unknown amount of time, the sound of a car driving suddenly came from behind Baiyin.

The mountain road here has both motor vehicle lanes and special non-motor vehicle lanes, probably from the very beginning, the owner's fitness exercise was taken into consideration.Baiyin's safety was guaranteed, but he still subconsciously walked inside.

Unexpectedly, the low-key black Bentley stopped instead of going, and just appeared beside Baiyin, so smooth that it barely made a sound.

Baiyin: "!!!" Have you met a kind neighbor? !

The car door opened automatically, and the first thing to be exposed was the long legs on the driver's seat, in suits and leather shoes, tailor-made, although there was only half a face, it was enough for Baiyin to recognize the other party: "Xiaozhi!"

Huo Zhiju was wearing a pair of brown sunglasses, he didn't speak, just quietly waiting for Baiyin, full of hints.

If it were anyone, it would probably not be so easy to get into a stranger's car, but Baiyin is not anyone, and to him, Huo Zhiju is not a stranger either.Not only did he get into the car happily, but he also "kidnapped" the... chubby robot into the back row, and sat in the co-pilot himself. While fastening his seat belt, he thought to himself that Lele had made a mistake, and Xiaozhi still remember him.

However, the two hardly talked about anything, because...

They arrived at Villa No. 9 in a blink of an eye. The more painful thing than halfway up the mountain was that they finally got into the car and arrived at their destination in a blink of an eye.

If Baiyin hadn't called to stop, he would probably have entered the garage of Huo Zhiju's new home directly.Although he really wanted to go to his friend's new home to play, but: "I have something to do in the afternoon, and I'm a bit late in time. Let's make an appointment another day."

Baiyin can be said to be very familiar.

Huo Zhiju remained silent all the time, his light-colored thin lips were pursed into a line, and his expression was unpredictable, as if he was a little resistant to Baiyin's proposal.But in the end he stopped the car, opened the door, and watched Bai Yin wave goodbye to him.

Baiyin laughed enthusiastically, Huo Zhiju couldn't hold it back, and returned a goodbye gesture, but it was only for a moment, and he pressed his hand back by himself.

Baiyin didn't see it, but happily asked the robot to re-plan its route and prepare to go home.Although No. 9 and No. 8 are neighbors, the "adjacent" is actually very limited. They are both single-family villas, and there are shrubs in the middle as a natural barrier. He is afraid that he will go wrong.

Huo Zhiju held the steering wheel with both hands, but the car didn't move. He just watched Baiyin leave until his back completely disappeared into the forest.

Then, Huo Zhiju called his psychiatrist: "I saw him again."

The psychiatrist over there is very familiar with it: "Is it the adult version you saw in the restaurant last time? So, our Xiaoyin has grown up completely?"

Huo Zhiju didn't speak, but his expression became stinky, like a silent and weird tug-of-war.

The psychiatrist surrendered: "Okay, okay, there is no us, only you. Seriously, I have known Xiaoyin for many years, right? Old friends can also joke around."

Huo Zhiju didn't buy it, and didn't intend to talk nonsense with the other party at all, and got straight to the point: "I want to know what this portends."

"Uh, to be honest, I don't know." The psychiatrist is actually a half-learned, and he can't compare with those professional doctors that Huo Zhiju used to spend a lot of money on, but because of some historical reasons, he is the only one that survives, " You're not the only one who can still see imaginary friends as adults, but you're the only one who told me that the other person suddenly grew up in a restaurant overnight."

"Not to mention that you imagined a very complete set of social relationships for your friends when you were young, family, friends... You really don't plan to check it again, the other party may be a real person."

To be honest, when the psychiatrist said this, he felt unreliable.But the example of Huo Zhiju is too special.Sometimes the friends he describes are very real, and sometimes very unreal.

"How is Xiaoyin doing this time? Did he talk to you? Or just look at you like last time."

"He talked." Huo Zhiju briefly described to the doctor the process of meeting Baiyin today, "He suddenly appeared on the road in the community, and I don't know why he was walking alone on the road, so I drove him home. But he told me to drop him at the door of the house and disappeared again."

The doctor was a little unsure again.If Baiyin is a real person, according to Huo Zhiju's past description, Baiyin's family background should be more than well-to-do but not rich enough. It is unlikely that he can buy a villa in the same community as Huo Zhiju.

So, is it still fake?

The most regrettable thing is that the surveillance camera in the restaurant was broken last time, and I couldn't see if there was a young man with a bright smile in the crowd at that time.

"Driving recorder! Don't you know if it's real if you look at it?" The psychiatrist denied it himself after finishing speaking, "No, no, according to your description, even if Xiaoyin is real, when you meet Before, the driving recorder could only record a back view, but could not see the face.” As we all know, in mental illness, memory distortion is a common imagination.

In other words, patients can easily graft what they see in reality into their fantasy.Even if there is really a back figure in the video, it doesn't mean that the relationship behind is not a fantasy.

"Did you talk to me in the car?"

"No." Who talks to their fantasies when they're alone?At least Huo Zhiju won't when he grows up.

"Even if the driving recorder records a sound, it's only one person's voice?" Then, there's no way to guarantee that this sound wasn't imitated by Huo Zhiju unconsciously.The doctor's voice sounded extremely annoyed, and he was even more persistent than Huo Zhiju. He didn't give up, "By the way, your community has surveillance! The surveillance can see the face!"

"...Ordinary doctors would advise me to give up my fantasy." Huo Zhiju reminded his doctor quietly.

The doctor wanted to say, but I am not an ordinary person, I am your cousin.What he said was: "Then will you give up? Even if it proves that it is indeed a fantasy."

"will not."

"Isn't this the end?" The doctor shrugged on the phone, "Since there is nothing to lose. And I really want to know," who lied about your psychological problems back then? "Let us have a great adventure, Holmes!"

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