prophet

"Er, near; elegant, upright. 'Erya' means 'nearly upright', so now there is the term 'Yazheng', and now 'Erya' can be used to describe people, such as gentle and elegant; it can also be used to describe articles , such as the article Erya, the exhortations are profound... Forget it, you, a little guy, can’t understand if you talk too much. In short, "Erya" is a very good word, that is to say, my name is very special. Good. This is what my grandpa, the old man who reads newspapers, recites ancient Chinese and writes calligraphy all day long, named it to me. It is much better than your name." The little girl with a high ponytail in the new neighbor's house was beaming with joy and complacency yelling with arms akimbo.Sitting opposite her was a little boy who was a head shorter than her, with a palm-sized face and a pair of Kazilan's big watery eyes staring at the girl, looking very dissatisfied.

"Hmph, yellow-haired girl, that's not it. My grandfather gave me my name too. It's much better than yours." The boy curled his lips and said disdainfully.

"Oh, what a yellow-haired girl, is that what you called it? That's what our family members use to scold people when they are angry. Do you understand that you use it for the purpose? You can't just yell at random." The girl opened her eyes wide and said "righteously". .

"You liar, I have only seen your grandpa and your parents call you 'little girl', they also called you 'little bastard', 'wild girl', 'stinky girl', 'dead girl'. But I didn't see But you scolded them like that." The boy pouted, and continued to put together the pictures spread on the ground piece by piece.

"Hey? You bastard, how can you talk to elders like that! You're so rude!" The girl stepped forward to pinch his chubby face, saying that she wanted to pinch his chubby face a long time ago, it was white, tender and chubby, At first glance, I feel that it must feel good in the hand!

"What are you doing!" The boy broke off the girl's hand, his voice changed because of the girl's cock.

"Of course it's your sister and me! Respect the old and love the young, don't you know? Didn't your teacher teach you that?" The girl clapped her hands on her hips and said.

"When did you become my sister? I don't have a sister, I only have a brother." The boy opened her hand and stared at her.

"What about elder brother and not elder brother? Didn't your parents tell you? Your elder brother won't come back!" the girl said.

"You lied!" The boy looked at her with red eyes angrily: "My brother will definitely come back!"

"Why should I lie to you? My parents and grandpa have told you that your brother has gone to a very far away place and will never come back!" Slightly grimaced.

Hearing this, the boy pushed her away. The girl was pushed heavily to the ground, and the back of her head hit the wooden floor covered with blankets, and she felt dizzy for a moment.She got up and was about to speak when she was interrupted by a burst of crying.

The person who was pushed to the ground did not cry, but the one who pushed him cried. The little boy sat on the ground sobbing for a while, tears falling down patter.

The girl panicked: "Why are you crying? I didn't say anything? If you cry again, uncles and aunts will come over!"

The boy ignored her, and instead of stopping, he cried even harder.

"Hey! Don't cry! Can I apologize to you? I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" The girl circled around the crying boy: "My mother said, I am several years older than you, I am a sister, You are the younger brother, so I will let you go, so don't cry!"

It is estimated that only children can understand the messy logic of children.

"Don't cry, don't cry! Although you don't have an older brother, you have another older sister. How nice it is!"

Hearing this, the boy wiped his tears and cried, "You don't have an older brother, my older brother will definitely come back!"

"Okay, okay, your brother will definitely come back."

The boy's crying gradually subsided, but he still couldn't stop sobbing.

"Don't cry, what's so interesting about this jigsaw puzzle, I'll take you to play with something a hundred times more fun than this one!"

"Who said puzzles aren't fun anymore? My brother loves this!" the boy retorted immediately.

"Okay, puzzles are fun, right? But what I'm talking about is also fun. Go to my house next door and see if you want to?" The girl continued to "teach me well."

The curious boy finally followed her.Then……

"What is this!" In the girl's room, the boy threw away the thing the girl handed over, looking very disgusted.

"This is a Barbie doll, don't you know this? The one in your hand is her dress, put it on her quickly! It's so embarrassing to be naked," the girl said.

The boy refused.

"It's fine if you don't want to, but you have to promise me one condition." The girl rolled her eyes, and then rummaged through the closet to find a pink lace tutu skirt: "You put this on."

The boy still refused: "This is what girls wear. I don't wear it!"

"Who told you that boys don't wear skirts? Let me tell you, both boys and girls used to wear skirts!"

The boy shook his head in disbelief.

"If you don't believe me, I'll show you a photo. You see, the one on it is a man. They are all wearing skirts." The girl showed him a still photo of an ancient costume.

The boy looked suspiciously, but still shook his head: "I don't wear it."

The girl felt a little disappointed, threw the skirt aside, and muttered to herself in disgust: "If it wasn't for the fact that the parents of the girl named Luo Luo in the next door house didn't want her to come out to play, I wouldn't have gone to find her." You!" He said and took out a notebook with a beautiful cover from his desk. "Look, look, isn't this notebook pretty? It's all about candy houses." The girl proudly showed him the notebook she said was given to her by her cousin.

The boy looked at it with disapproval: "I still have a lot of notebooks with Ultraman Tiga on the cover."

At this time, Mo's mother came in and handed him a glass of juice, and the girl took it smugly, "Girl, this is for my brother, if you want it, go outside and pour it yourself." Mom said.

"I'll help my brother hold it, so that he won't take it down." The girl said.

The girl's mother gave her a suspicious look, and finally gave it to her. Before leaving, she said, "Don't drink brother's, you can pour it yourself."

"I know-I know-" The girl's voice was drawn out.

"Want to drink juice?" The girl waved the juice in front of his eyes, "If you want to drink, change into a skirt."

The boy swallowed, held back very restrainedly, and continued to shake his head: "I don't want it."

"Really don't want it?" The girl continued to dangle in front of his eyes with the juice, but the boy suddenly stretched out his hand, and the juice poured on the boy's clothes.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" The girl hurriedly pulled a tissue to help him wipe.After wiping for a while, the girl said: "Oh, your clothes are wet now, change into that skirt! Otherwise, what will you do if you catch a cold later? You don't want to drink that kind of bitter potion, you have to get an injection." What about the medicine, it’s so uncomfortable!”

The boy looked at him suspiciously, and was fooled into putting on a pink... skirt.

"Oh, it's just right! This is my old dress, you look so cute in it! It's so beautiful!" The girl rubbed his face vigorously, and then rubbed his fine and soft hair.Then he seemed to think of something, took out a sticker from a book, and stuck it directly on the boy's forehead under the boy's struggle: "It looks better this way! And this clip! Come here, I'll clip it for you!"

Then the boy watched the girl sneak out again, and when she came back, she had an extra lipstick and a box of foundation in her hand, and a camera hanging around her neck.

I always feel like something bad is going to happen...

So, as he expected, Xia Yubing's first black history was fixed on a boxy photo.

During that summer vacation, Xia Yubing harvested a creature that claimed to be his sister. At the beginning, this creature was very noisy and annoying, but strangely, this creature had an inexplicable power, so that later, he always would Inexplicably...playing with her.

It's already November, and it's been nearly a month since I came back from Yunshui Town, and winter is beginning to see its first signs in the yellowing leaves all over the ground.

But the afternoon sun is still fierce, and the dormitory in 3211 is still noisy.

The main noisy ones were still those two people, but what was different from before was that this time they were noisy around the other two people.

"Yu Bing, Brother Dong, it's only a few hours in the afternoon, please do me a favor."

Not long after Xia Yubing woke up from her afternoon nap, she was "bombarded" by two roommates. She couldn't help but dozed off, rubbed her sleepy eyes, and shook her head in distaste: "COSPLAY? No time, our school There will be a lot of things to do with the heart."

Qu Hedong also shook his head: "No, I also have a lot of club activities, I'm afraid I don't have time."

The two continued to bombard: "Go! Our senior sister pointed out that we two should pull you over. They said, if you two are willing to go to COS, our event will be more than half successful!"

"Look, the so-called cosplay is just putting on makeup, wearing a beautiful different-dimensional costume, and then standing for a while. It's very simple and doesn't take much effort!"

"Yeah! SOEASY! It's really simple and doesn't take any trouble at all!"

"And do you know how common cosplay is now? Parents will take their children to comic exhibitions, so it's okay to cosplay once in a while! It's not shameful at all! On the contrary, it's very foreign!"

"And it's not just the two of you cosplaying, but we both too, so don't be afraid bro, let's join together in 3211."

……

The above is the reasoning version of mobilization and persuasion.

"Brother, just treat it as a rescue!"

"Yeah, brother, it's just such a small favor, our life-and-death friendship for most of the semester, the deep friendship we live together every day, can you bear not to help us?"

"Yes! Can you bear not to help us?"

……

The above played the bitterness card of "Brother Yiyi".

"Go, go, go!"

"Go and go!"

"That's right! What a simple little thing!"

"Little brother, do me a favor!"

……

The above is a coquettish picture with a sudden change in style.

Xia Yubing couldn't bear it anymore, and looked directly at Qu and Dong, who also had goosebumps, and they understood what the other was trying to convey through their eye contact: Grass mud horse, the yang energy has been absorbed by the manga club for a long time !What kind of painting style is this!

Xia Yubing stopped directly: "You can ask him directly, I will go as soon as he goes."

So the two turned around at the same time and looked at Qu and Dong earnestly.

Qu Hedong glanced at the impatient Xia Yubing: "..." To be honest, he really wanted to see Xia Yubing's cosplay, but if it was him... forget it.

Qu Hedong thought for a while: "Wouldn't you be wearing special... special clothes during cosplay?"

The two shook their heads in unison: "Don't worry, brother, I will never cheat you."

Qu Hedong finally nodded: "Okay, you tell us the specific time."

The two changed their faces in an instant, jumped up and clapped each other and cheered.

Unbearable, Xia Yubing grabbed the pillow and threw it at them.

The comic exhibition is a week away, and the time is set for Saturday. It happened to be a sunny day, and the weather was sunny, which was a good day to go out.

In the dressing room, Xia Yubing looked at all kinds of cosplayers in weird clothes with an incredulous look on his face, and felt that his eyes were extremely hot. What the hell are these monsters?What made him even more devastated was that soon, he would also become one of the demons and goblins.

Xia Yubing checked the time and scanned the audience, but he didn't find Qu and Dong.This guy doesn't know where he went, and he hasn't come yet...

"Student Xia Yubing, these are your clothes, you go to the locker room to change." A girl in the manga club said to him with a smile.

Xia Yubing took the suit handed over, um, it looked normal, it looked like a kimono?But the color is a bit brighter...

"This one is worn inside, this one is a girdle, which is fixed on your waist after you wear this one, and this one is worn outside, and this bag, socks and clogs, remember to wear them together Oh, and, after you change, someone will come to help you put on your makeup later. By the way, you should know how to dress, right? If you don’t understand, just ask that beautiful young lady over there.”

Xia Yubing glanced at the strangely dressed girl with orange hair and a pair of fluffy ears: "..." But why does this person look familiar?

Xia Yubing nodded.Looking at the clothes in his hand, he finally walked into the dressing room silently.

After tossing and tossing for a while, Xia Yubing came out of the dressing room wearing wooden clogs slowly, and attracted the attention of a bunch of two-dimensional girls as soon as she came out.

The young man is tall and tall, and his clothes are long enough to reach his ankles. He has a water-blue inner jacket, a black belt, a dark red coat, and black flames on the hem of the inner coat. The edge of the coat is bright pink. , The strong color matching makes people feel bright.Coupled with the indifferent and beautiful face of the wearer, it is even more heart-wrenching.

"Wow, how handsome are you!!!" There was a second of silence in the dressing room, and the girls began to scream.

"Sure enough, he is a handsome guy. He looks good and has a good figure. He is just a clothes hanger! I envy ing!"

Xia Yubing directly covered his face with his wide sleeves amidst the clicking sound.

"Little brother, don't be shy, let's take a few more pictures!"

"Yes, yes!"

Xia Yubing: "..."

"Handsome pot, let's put on makeup, it will definitely make you look beautiful, oh no, it's handsome!" A slightly fat girl came over and pulled him to the makeup table.

The author has something to say:

The third volume begins!Another step towards completion! ! !

Guess who Xia will cosplay?What about classmate Qu?

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