[Zhongyingmei] Born to be Superman

Superman landed at the gate of the Avengers ground base, and he walked in. As soon as he entered the gate, he met Natasha who was walking out with a motorcycle helmet. The black widow saw Superman walking in, and said : "Oh, meringue, are you here to trouble those boys who laugh too much?"

Superman replied casually: "I'm here to find trouble with that little guy who laughed so happily. Just recall, Natasha, he laughed all over the captain. It's time for him to experience the cruelty of this society."

Superman listened to the inside of the base, and the artificial intelligence steward ordered their boys to hide quickly. Superman looked over there and saw their boys, and he pretended to follow behind Captain America who was going out without hesitation. With a frightened face, he stretched out his hand and grabbed the corner of the captain's clothes.

Dick pretended to be terrified and terrified, but he was actually very happy in his heart-artificial intelligence Friday was not yet able to analyze the complex emotions of human beings.

Dick followed the captain out of the corridor of the base. At the door of the training department, he met Superman walking in with arms folded. Captain America stood still and stood in front of Dick. Dick poked his head out and stared at him with puffy face. Superman looks.Captain America also noticed that Dick's parents didn't mean to be angry at all.

Superman opened his mouth and asked, "How was your training today?"

Dick made a "three" and said proudly: "The simulation training is the most difficult. I was only hit 3 times, and Iron Man was hit [-] times!"

Superman tasted it carefully, and he didn't realize that Dick's pride was that he was only hit three times, or that Iron Man was hit seven times.

The captain only found out about this now, he showed doubts, and Superman explained: "The avoidance training program is a SHIELD sold by Wayne Enterprises, it is estimated that Bruce has added some private goods in it, such as avoiding Iron Man. Counter-computing techniques for programming."

"Pfft." Dick laughed, Batman added private goods to Iron Man's training program.Dick said: "No wonder Tony went straight to the lab after training this morning."

Superman raised his hand, waved to the boys in his family, and asked, "I'll take you to my villa in the metropolis first, the BAU team exposed my identity..."

"Didn't you expose it yourself?" Dick said quickly, and then he saw the helpless expressions on the faces of his elders, and he made a gesture of zipping his mouth obediently.

Superman continued: "I'll take you there first. I heard their noises and I guess they're going to have a barbecue." Superman put his arms around his boy and asked, "Is there anything I want to take home, and I'll carry it back together?"

Dick leaned close to Superman, grabbed his cloak and walked in. Superman saw a large bag of gifts wrapped in a large transparent bag—this bag is probably a new Givenchy gift from Black Widow. A large transparent bag, which contains messy props and all kinds of weird gadgets.

Dick said with a smile: "The Avengers like me very much! They all say that Bat and Superman's children are very good!"

"Really?" Superman glanced at Captain America, who was a kind and good uncle with a smile, and said mercilessly: "I could hear you clearly when you asked Batman last time, if I lost my mind and was controlled, how can I quickly control me?" It's clear!"

"Oh, what are you talking about..." the witty little boy said quickly: "Let's go, meringue, go home, you still have to pick up your sister, don't you, maybe Diana and Barry will come later You know the heat that Barry needs, let's stop dawdling!" Superman pretended not to see the tips of Dick's pink ears.

"Then let's go." Superman lifted the large transparent bag containing Dick's gift with one hand, put his arm around Dick's shoulder and walked out, and said hello casually: "Then goodbye, cap, remember to remind Tony to eat dinner, his smart The butler was muted by him again."

One big and one small walked outside the Avengers base, and Superman put on a red-colored fitting mask with one hand. With one hand, Superman lifted the mask and stuck it on Dick's face. With a layer of transparent windproof energy, he was picked up by Superman in a blink of an eye, and when he stepped on the ground again, he had already arrived in Metropolis.

Dick staggered a bit, supported his meringue's arm with one hand, and retched.Superman looked down at the fierce little eyes of his own boy, shook his head, and said calmly, "Do you remember that you had the best laugh?" Then, in this blind spot of monitoring that was specially called out, Superman disappeared again.

Dick stomped away. He walked towards the gate of the villa. The BAU group was still on their way. Dick hadn't been to Clark's villa yet, so of course he hadn't registered his fingerprints. Poor little guy The boy was sitting on the doorstep with his knees in his arms, his knees on his chin.

Ah, why is the bad taste so heavy, he is indeed the boyfriend of the bat!

When Superman landed outside Flash's small warehouse, he saw a graceful and beautiful lady lying faceless on a piece of grass reclaimed by Barry. Diana was surrounded by a large pile of fur, and the evening sun shone on her On the body, a little girl squatted beside the big white dog, stretched out her small hand to stroke the dog's head, and Xiao Krypton was moaned and her tongue fell out of her mouth.

It was the dog who first discovered Superman!Little Krypton held Mazanina's hand while turning his head to look at his father Clark.

Superman walked slowly to a dog, one big and one small, and his shadow covered the two ladies, before Diana lazily barked: "Muffle, I heard your vest fell off?"

Mazanina yelled "papa!" and ran into the warehouse, shouting as she ran, "papa, papa, I'll show you my painting! Aunt Dai taught me."

"Kate has seen you, and yours is also lost." Diana's beautiful eyes widened a little, and Superman said slowly: "At present, the innocent friends who have been implicated include Batman, Flash and Green Arrow. The guys I've had phone calls with who might be in trouble are Green Lantern, Aquaman, Shazam, and Cyborg."

Diana sat up straight, raised her eyebrows, and said, "Why don't you say that the vests of the entire league have fallen?"

"I'm sorry, Diana," Superman apologized poignantly, "I've distracted them, but the last victim called for help, and her life is more important than my secret identity, I'm really sorry .”

Superman moved quickly, he changed his uniform and put on civilian clothes, he heard hard-working Barry using accelerated DNA samples - they had to wait for him for a while.

Diana couldn't help laughing, she liked the serious appearance of their meringues so much, she hooked her hands towards Superman, Superman bent over and even sent his face to Diana very obediently. When they arrived, Diana couldn't help it anymore, she laughed and pulled Superman's face out with both hands!

"Well, well, forgive you, poor thing!" said Diana, laughing.

At this time, Mazanina grabbed a small painting and ran to her papa, and a large pile of fluffy hair lay on the ground obediently. Mazanina sat on the ground, leaning on the dog, holding the painting in her hand , Clark looked carefully at Mazanina's paintings, and Mazanina said proudly and emphatically: "Auntie Dale taught me, this is my first time drawing, isn't it pretty, papa!"

Clark looked at the painting carefully. Although Xiao Nizi's painting still has a sense of impressionism, but the blue body, red cape, and small curly hair painted him clearly, black back, pointed cat ears It's clearly Batman.

And between the two superheroes, there is a little skin-colored face with two cute little knots—this is Marzanina.Next to Marzanina, there was a little boy with one hip drawn—it was Dick.Behind them, a tall black suit, obviously Alfred.

"Wow," Clark exaggeratedly praised: "The drawing is awesome, Nina, this is our family, right?"

"Yes," Mazanina gave Clark a thumbs-up, and praised in a pretentious way: "Papa is really smart."

Little Krypton saw that his father Clark and little princess Nina didn't intend to take care of it, and it rolled into a ball in Diana's arms. Diana hugged the big white dog that smelled like sunshine, and rubbed her head against it. rub.

The three were gossiping, when they saw a flash of golden light, and the Flash appeared in front of the three with his arms crossed, and Mazanina called out sweetly: "Twinkle!"

The Flash responded, and asked, "Are you in charge of the meringue today?"

"It's fine, it's enough, I," Clark opened his mouth and said, "I'm hugging..."

"Hey, I'm sorry." Barry cut off Clark's words, and he said, "If I had encountered the situation at that time, I would have confessed my identity. Besides, didn't the bat do a background check? ?”

"Wait," Clark squinted his eyes. He lowered his head, put his palm on the back of the phone, unlocked the Justice League task group with his palm print, and then saw the "Explanation of Identity Accidental Exposure" submitted by Batman in the task group. It is marked at the bottom of the document that 8 people have read it. Clark showed an original expression, and he said, "It turns out that B..."

"I won't forgive you for showing affection," The Flash threatened in an extremely childish way: "I'm serious!"

With a smack of his mouth, Clarke said, "The BAU team had a barbecue party at my villa, and I think they wanted to apologize to you and give you a guarantee," Clarke recounted, "Actually, on the bright side, As far as the work of the two of us is concerned, there will be additional help in the future."

Barry nodded casually, he ran into his warehouse, and took out a large piece of wine marked with the Flashman's mark—Barry, because of his super speed force, even if it was distilled and purified wine, he only needed a few seconds to drink it. Can digest cleanly.

Clark put his arms around his daughter and asked softly, "What would Nina want to drink tonight?"

Martha Nina replied sweetly: "Drink neinei!"

"Shall we go then?" Clark said.

In fact, Clark is also very curious, what kind of weird questions will they ask the superhero noodle group formed by a group of psychologists?

Like, meringue, how do you tuck your cape into your shirt?Is your phone stuffed in the little red boot?Twinkle, is your list of the best pizzas in Central City real, or is it an advertisement?Wonder Woman, you are facing the same type of case, why do you have to be more poisonous when you beat the scumbag?

Clark's phone buzzed, and he flipped it over to find a text message from Bruce: Damian and I (1 year, 2 months) will arrive at the Metropolitan Airport at ten o'clock in the evening, come pick us up.

Barry stared straight at their puff pastry.