The landlord fools me every day
Chapter 45
In front of the gate of the amusement park, Yang Zekui, who was holding a small broken bicycle and panting like a cow, yelled at the people seated behind him: "Here we are! If this method doesn't work, I'll skin you and give you cramps!"
Zhang Zhushi raised his lips and smiled wantonly, then turned down and patted the young master who was working as a coolie in front of him at the same time: "You did a good job."
Yang Zekui staggered his hand and gave him an angry look: "It's more than ten kilometers away, why don't you die?"
Hearing this, Zhang Zhushi just laughed, didn't answer, and swaggered towards the amusement park with his hands behind his back.
The first project is the roller coaster.
The two lined up in a long queue, and when it was finally their turn, Yang Zekui was a little hesitant: "Why don't you pay it back...or forget it? How about a less exciting game?"
Zhang Zhushi held his hand incredulously, and then grabbed the ticket he was clutching tightly, and without even looking at it, he handed it out to the ticket inspector with his own ticket.
"Those who achieve major events must be decisive!" Zhang Zhushi brainwashed him while wearing his seat belt.
Yang Zekui: "But..."
"Have you forgotten your cool, handsome and stunning character design?!" Zhang Zhushi excitedly held his hand, "You are Yang Zekui! This roller coaster will not trouble you!"
Being so inspired, Yang Zekui stared at him for a while, and when he thought about it, the four invisible characters "You are right" appeared on his face: "Okay! I, I can do it!"
For a moment, Yang Zekui, who was out of breath by the trash can, was about to collapse.
Zhang Zhushi turned his head away from him in distaste, and put his hand along his back with a gentle stroke: "Tsk. You are too..."
The hesitant to speak later angered Yang Zekui.
He wiped his mouth with his sleeve indifferently, then took off the expensive coat and threw it into the trash can, then rushed over to try to lock Zhang Zhushi's throat.
"What did you say?!" He angrily said, "Isn't it because you fooled me into becoming what I am now?!"
Hearing the word "Flicker", Zhang Zhushi, who was avoiding Yang Zekui's attack, suddenly stopped laughing and bent over, pointed at Yang Zekui and kept hahaha, "I rely on hahahaha! Yang Zekui you, you hahahaha!! You can have it too!" This day hahahaha!"
Speechless for a moment, Yang Zekui pursed his lips and slammed him on the shoulder: "Idiot!"
After cursing this sentence, he strode away without shaking his head, not wanting to talk to Zhang Zhushi for half a second.
After laughing for a while, Zhang Zhushi chased after him disheartened, and coaxed Yang Zekui with kind words: "At the same table, don't be angry, I was not laughing at you just now, really. Hey, boss, I will pay you next week. How about half of it? Uh--no response? Landlord, you..."
The voice stopped abruptly.
Zhang Zhushi suddenly faced Yang Zekui face to face, and met his tearful eyes.
"You, you..." For a long time, he couldn't say any complete words.
No, why is this guy crying?
Why don't you just fool him a little bit?
Didn't he often fool him before? !
Then when he was teased and deceived, didn't he cry?
Why now it's Yang Zekui's turn, the young master is crying? !
"Hello?! Hello?!" Zhang Zhushi opened his mouth in surprise, and dryly stretched out his hand to help him wipe away his tears, "You, you, don't cry! No matter what, a big boy won't be able to talk to someone in such a large crowd. Do you cry like a little girl?!"
"What do you know?!" Yang Zekui slapped his hand away vigorously, "I'm afraid of heights! I was scared to death just now! My legs are still weak now! I've never sat on something like this since I grew up! If it wasn't for you just now, would I have broken this rule?! In the end, you didn't comfort me, but you still laughed at me?!"
The more he talked, the redder his eyes became.
Dazed, Zhang Zhushi couldn't care less, and didn't think about anything else.
In front of everyone's eyes, he took Yang Zekui into his arms, pressed his head against his shoulder with his big hands, and coaxed him softly: "Okay, okay, don't be afraid, I'm here! At this."
Yang Zekui, who originally resisted, let himself cry while holding Zhang Zhu after struggling a few times to no avail.
While weeping, he still kept scolding Zhang Zhushi intermittently: "Bastard... bastard! Stupid! Idiot!"
"Okay, okay." Zhang Zhushi stroked his round head to calm his excitement, "It's okay, it's okay, it's my fault, it was all my fault just now."
Yang Zekui whimpered: "Bastard, bastard..."
On the side, a five or six-year-old child passing by held his mother's hand and asked curiously: "Mom, why are those two big brothers hugging each other? Why is one big brother still crying?"
The mother who had noticed this side for a long time glanced at Zhang Zhushi and the others, and then smiled gently at her daughter, "Because one big brother is comforting another big brother."
"Oh~" The child seemed to understand what her mother meant, and asked again emphatically, "That means a big brother is crying, right?"
Before the little girl's mother could reply, the shy Yang Zekui dragged Zhang Zhushi and ran away without even wiping the tears off his face.
When he ran to a place where no one was around, he gasped heavily and looked in the direction he came from.
After confirming several times that no one was chasing up or paying attention to their side, he breathed a sigh of relief, relaxed his body, leaned against the wall beside him and murmured: "Damn, what a shame, what a shame today—— Well!"
Yang Zekui was forced to swallow all the unfinished words.
He stared in surprise, pushed hard with his hand and kissed Zhang Zhushi who held the back of his head tightly with his hands.
Oh shit!The bastard!
After a while, Yang Zekui, who couldn't break free from the shackles, slanted his eyes to the person in front of him, met those innocent eyes that were completely inconsistent with his master's temperament, and almost rolled his eyes to the sky.
"Oh?" Zhang Zhushi let go of him, and tilted his head in disbelief, "Kiss me, is that your reaction?"
Yang Zekui wiped the saliva left on Zhang Zhushi's face with the back of his hand in disgust, and the corners of his lips became more reddened by his force.
"Pervert." He cursed, and then turned around and wanted to leave.
Unexpectedly, Zhang Zhushi behind him grabbed him.
Then, there was the sweet talk he expected: "At the same table——"
"It's summer vacation now, I'm not your deskmate."
"The boss—"
"I don't admit to being your boss."
"... Whatever you are! Landlord! Listen to me! This is all for the sake of the overall situation!"
Yang Zekui's eyes darkened, and then he shook off his hand: "Stay away from me!"
"Oh." Zhang Zhushi backed away a few centimeters, and then said, "Think about it, did we come to the amusement park today to make the group behind us think that we are very close, so that they will have a good relationship? Confess, in order to be able to use the other party and the power behind the other party, you are getting closer to the other party?"
Yang Zekui clenched his fists to suppress his madness.
Oh shit!
How can two boys who have a close relationship be so close to kiss in such an ambiguous corner, you bastard! !
Are you simply a womanizer? !
"I believe your nonsense!" Yang Zekui backed away, his face full of anger.
Zhang Zhushi saw that this level of deception was not enough, so he pretended to be blunt and said: "Okay, I have a showdown, I just want to use this abnormal brain circuit to confuse them and let us relax. Think about it , you and I were deliberately arranged by the other party's side to bring down the other company's connection, but if we cared more deeply and fell in love directly, they might—"
"Damn!" Yang Zekui pushed Zhang Zhushi abruptly, and scolded him with the words he used to scold him at the beginning, "You faggot! Stay away from me!"
Zhang Zhushi, who was slapped invisibly, held his forehead, looking a little helpless.
Well, he really had a showdown.
"I take back what I said before, I want to chase you now, give me a chance, okay?"
Yang Zekui said silently: "Brother, you are sick, your mother is still lying in the ward, and it's fine if you don't have a snack to discuss the countermeasures with me, but you still have time here to talk about love with me?"
When the words came out, Zhang Zhushi's eyes slightly dodged.
It's over, in order to continue to "cooperate" with him, you can't expose the fact that after calming down, based on his understanding of his father, that old guy can't let go Son this.
But if he didn't tell Yang Zekui this fact, it would appear that Zhang Zhushi was not filial, so what should he do?
After thinking quickly for a few seconds, he said in a serious voice: "Whoever said I was talking about love, I just wanted to test whether you really want to cooperate with me. Alright, the test is over, let's move on to the next step. "
Well, so it should be no problem at all.
Although the context is nonsense, the reason is far-fetched, and the behavior is deliberate, it doesn't matter, as long as it can be vague.
Anyway, Zhang Zhu Shizui really wanted to chase him, but what he was greedy for was not Yang Zekui's body, but his money.
Afterwards, he still had a year to live alone wandering outside. Zhang Yonghui seemed determined to tie him and Yang Zekui together, so he had to seize the time to match the relationship between himself and Yang Zekui, not only to achieve the goal that he could be accepted by others. To the extent that Yang Zekui took care of him, he still wanted to have a vigorous century-old relationship with Yang Zekui, in order to disgust that unreliable old guy Zhang Yonghui who hurt his son's heart.
So, in the end, Zhang Zhushi, relying on his three-inch tongue and the thick skin of the city wall, successfully took the dubious Yang Zekui to the haunted house.
The so-called haunted house either sees the fragility of the relationship between people, or creates a beautiful love.
Anyway, Zhang Zhushi is bound to rely on this haunted house to help win Yang Zekui's invaluable temptation today, so that his favorability towards him will gradually increase.
After a while, inside the haunted house.
Yang Zekui curled his lips and was speechless when he saw the shivering crowd in his arms.
He rolled his eyes and sighed: "I said, big brother, be afraid if you are afraid, and hide in my arms if you hide in my arms, but—can you stop being shameless like this— hooking my neck—and then hugging me Koala pose on me clinging to me?! Do you fucking know you're really super heavy?!"
Zhang Zhushi raised his lips and smiled wantonly, then turned down and patted the young master who was working as a coolie in front of him at the same time: "You did a good job."
Yang Zekui staggered his hand and gave him an angry look: "It's more than ten kilometers away, why don't you die?"
Hearing this, Zhang Zhushi just laughed, didn't answer, and swaggered towards the amusement park with his hands behind his back.
The first project is the roller coaster.
The two lined up in a long queue, and when it was finally their turn, Yang Zekui was a little hesitant: "Why don't you pay it back...or forget it? How about a less exciting game?"
Zhang Zhushi held his hand incredulously, and then grabbed the ticket he was clutching tightly, and without even looking at it, he handed it out to the ticket inspector with his own ticket.
"Those who achieve major events must be decisive!" Zhang Zhushi brainwashed him while wearing his seat belt.
Yang Zekui: "But..."
"Have you forgotten your cool, handsome and stunning character design?!" Zhang Zhushi excitedly held his hand, "You are Yang Zekui! This roller coaster will not trouble you!"
Being so inspired, Yang Zekui stared at him for a while, and when he thought about it, the four invisible characters "You are right" appeared on his face: "Okay! I, I can do it!"
For a moment, Yang Zekui, who was out of breath by the trash can, was about to collapse.
Zhang Zhushi turned his head away from him in distaste, and put his hand along his back with a gentle stroke: "Tsk. You are too..."
The hesitant to speak later angered Yang Zekui.
He wiped his mouth with his sleeve indifferently, then took off the expensive coat and threw it into the trash can, then rushed over to try to lock Zhang Zhushi's throat.
"What did you say?!" He angrily said, "Isn't it because you fooled me into becoming what I am now?!"
Hearing the word "Flicker", Zhang Zhushi, who was avoiding Yang Zekui's attack, suddenly stopped laughing and bent over, pointed at Yang Zekui and kept hahaha, "I rely on hahahaha! Yang Zekui you, you hahahaha!! You can have it too!" This day hahahaha!"
Speechless for a moment, Yang Zekui pursed his lips and slammed him on the shoulder: "Idiot!"
After cursing this sentence, he strode away without shaking his head, not wanting to talk to Zhang Zhushi for half a second.
After laughing for a while, Zhang Zhushi chased after him disheartened, and coaxed Yang Zekui with kind words: "At the same table, don't be angry, I was not laughing at you just now, really. Hey, boss, I will pay you next week. How about half of it? Uh--no response? Landlord, you..."
The voice stopped abruptly.
Zhang Zhushi suddenly faced Yang Zekui face to face, and met his tearful eyes.
"You, you..." For a long time, he couldn't say any complete words.
No, why is this guy crying?
Why don't you just fool him a little bit?
Didn't he often fool him before? !
Then when he was teased and deceived, didn't he cry?
Why now it's Yang Zekui's turn, the young master is crying? !
"Hello?! Hello?!" Zhang Zhushi opened his mouth in surprise, and dryly stretched out his hand to help him wipe away his tears, "You, you, don't cry! No matter what, a big boy won't be able to talk to someone in such a large crowd. Do you cry like a little girl?!"
"What do you know?!" Yang Zekui slapped his hand away vigorously, "I'm afraid of heights! I was scared to death just now! My legs are still weak now! I've never sat on something like this since I grew up! If it wasn't for you just now, would I have broken this rule?! In the end, you didn't comfort me, but you still laughed at me?!"
The more he talked, the redder his eyes became.
Dazed, Zhang Zhushi couldn't care less, and didn't think about anything else.
In front of everyone's eyes, he took Yang Zekui into his arms, pressed his head against his shoulder with his big hands, and coaxed him softly: "Okay, okay, don't be afraid, I'm here! At this."
Yang Zekui, who originally resisted, let himself cry while holding Zhang Zhu after struggling a few times to no avail.
While weeping, he still kept scolding Zhang Zhushi intermittently: "Bastard... bastard! Stupid! Idiot!"
"Okay, okay." Zhang Zhushi stroked his round head to calm his excitement, "It's okay, it's okay, it's my fault, it was all my fault just now."
Yang Zekui whimpered: "Bastard, bastard..."
On the side, a five or six-year-old child passing by held his mother's hand and asked curiously: "Mom, why are those two big brothers hugging each other? Why is one big brother still crying?"
The mother who had noticed this side for a long time glanced at Zhang Zhushi and the others, and then smiled gently at her daughter, "Because one big brother is comforting another big brother."
"Oh~" The child seemed to understand what her mother meant, and asked again emphatically, "That means a big brother is crying, right?"
Before the little girl's mother could reply, the shy Yang Zekui dragged Zhang Zhushi and ran away without even wiping the tears off his face.
When he ran to a place where no one was around, he gasped heavily and looked in the direction he came from.
After confirming several times that no one was chasing up or paying attention to their side, he breathed a sigh of relief, relaxed his body, leaned against the wall beside him and murmured: "Damn, what a shame, what a shame today—— Well!"
Yang Zekui was forced to swallow all the unfinished words.
He stared in surprise, pushed hard with his hand and kissed Zhang Zhushi who held the back of his head tightly with his hands.
Oh shit!The bastard!
After a while, Yang Zekui, who couldn't break free from the shackles, slanted his eyes to the person in front of him, met those innocent eyes that were completely inconsistent with his master's temperament, and almost rolled his eyes to the sky.
"Oh?" Zhang Zhushi let go of him, and tilted his head in disbelief, "Kiss me, is that your reaction?"
Yang Zekui wiped the saliva left on Zhang Zhushi's face with the back of his hand in disgust, and the corners of his lips became more reddened by his force.
"Pervert." He cursed, and then turned around and wanted to leave.
Unexpectedly, Zhang Zhushi behind him grabbed him.
Then, there was the sweet talk he expected: "At the same table——"
"It's summer vacation now, I'm not your deskmate."
"The boss—"
"I don't admit to being your boss."
"... Whatever you are! Landlord! Listen to me! This is all for the sake of the overall situation!"
Yang Zekui's eyes darkened, and then he shook off his hand: "Stay away from me!"
"Oh." Zhang Zhushi backed away a few centimeters, and then said, "Think about it, did we come to the amusement park today to make the group behind us think that we are very close, so that they will have a good relationship? Confess, in order to be able to use the other party and the power behind the other party, you are getting closer to the other party?"
Yang Zekui clenched his fists to suppress his madness.
Oh shit!
How can two boys who have a close relationship be so close to kiss in such an ambiguous corner, you bastard! !
Are you simply a womanizer? !
"I believe your nonsense!" Yang Zekui backed away, his face full of anger.
Zhang Zhushi saw that this level of deception was not enough, so he pretended to be blunt and said: "Okay, I have a showdown, I just want to use this abnormal brain circuit to confuse them and let us relax. Think about it , you and I were deliberately arranged by the other party's side to bring down the other company's connection, but if we cared more deeply and fell in love directly, they might—"
"Damn!" Yang Zekui pushed Zhang Zhushi abruptly, and scolded him with the words he used to scold him at the beginning, "You faggot! Stay away from me!"
Zhang Zhushi, who was slapped invisibly, held his forehead, looking a little helpless.
Well, he really had a showdown.
"I take back what I said before, I want to chase you now, give me a chance, okay?"
Yang Zekui said silently: "Brother, you are sick, your mother is still lying in the ward, and it's fine if you don't have a snack to discuss the countermeasures with me, but you still have time here to talk about love with me?"
When the words came out, Zhang Zhushi's eyes slightly dodged.
It's over, in order to continue to "cooperate" with him, you can't expose the fact that after calming down, based on his understanding of his father, that old guy can't let go Son this.
But if he didn't tell Yang Zekui this fact, it would appear that Zhang Zhushi was not filial, so what should he do?
After thinking quickly for a few seconds, he said in a serious voice: "Whoever said I was talking about love, I just wanted to test whether you really want to cooperate with me. Alright, the test is over, let's move on to the next step. "
Well, so it should be no problem at all.
Although the context is nonsense, the reason is far-fetched, and the behavior is deliberate, it doesn't matter, as long as it can be vague.
Anyway, Zhang Zhu Shizui really wanted to chase him, but what he was greedy for was not Yang Zekui's body, but his money.
Afterwards, he still had a year to live alone wandering outside. Zhang Yonghui seemed determined to tie him and Yang Zekui together, so he had to seize the time to match the relationship between himself and Yang Zekui, not only to achieve the goal that he could be accepted by others. To the extent that Yang Zekui took care of him, he still wanted to have a vigorous century-old relationship with Yang Zekui, in order to disgust that unreliable old guy Zhang Yonghui who hurt his son's heart.
So, in the end, Zhang Zhushi, relying on his three-inch tongue and the thick skin of the city wall, successfully took the dubious Yang Zekui to the haunted house.
The so-called haunted house either sees the fragility of the relationship between people, or creates a beautiful love.
Anyway, Zhang Zhushi is bound to rely on this haunted house to help win Yang Zekui's invaluable temptation today, so that his favorability towards him will gradually increase.
After a while, inside the haunted house.
Yang Zekui curled his lips and was speechless when he saw the shivering crowd in his arms.
He rolled his eyes and sighed: "I said, big brother, be afraid if you are afraid, and hide in my arms if you hide in my arms, but—can you stop being shameless like this— hooking my neck—and then hugging me Koala pose on me clinging to me?! Do you fucking know you're really super heavy?!"
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