Just a Bit Wicked

When Vlad woke up, he found himself with a hairy mouth.He coughed and drove the annoying spirit away, glaring at it.

It's a cat.A fat and ugly orange cat.

Look at it like that, it must have pissed on his bed.

Vlad held the cat in his hands, ignored its howling protests, and walked angrily towards the opposite door.

The door opened a crack, which fully explained where the cat came from.Vlad hadn't been having a great time these days, and he wasn't in the mood to be a generous, nice guy.He pushed the door open and walked straight to the bed.

The person on the bed did not move.Sebastian was sleeping soundly on his stomach, and little snorts slipped out of his slightly parted lips one after another.Vlad was annoyed at the sight of him, half annoyed, half annoyed.

Vlad's sight snaked down from Sebastian's curly black hair, passing through the naked back curve, to the two small waist pockets, and then to the two high bulging soft flesh wrapped under the pajama pants .For a model, this guy has a pretty damn small ass.

"Keep your stupid cat in your own room and don't let him run around."

Sebastian still didn't move, just muttered sleepily.

"Don't sleep." Vlad reached out to hold a slender ankle and squeezed it hard.

No movement.

His eyes landed on Sebastian's ass.His hand twitched.No, spanking is too basic.

Vlad looked down at the cat in his hand thoughtfully.The ugly thing stared at him too.

Vlad smiled and threw it, hitting Sebastian on the head.The cat howled.

"What are you doing..." Sebastian hummed in a daze, turned over and rubbed his eyes.Holding the frightened little thing against his bare chest, he stared sleepily at Vlad. "You villain, you don't even let innocent animals go?"

"That innocent little animal pissed on my bed."

Sebastian smiled and reached out to pat the cat's head. "Hermione, bitch. You should piss on his stupid face."

Vlad snorted. "Hermione? Can you be any worse? Which old man would name a cat in a children's book?"

Sebastian smiled sweetly. "Yo, so you are also a fan of "Harry Potter"! Which one of the memes do you like to use to strike up a conversation?"

Vlad looked at Sebastian darkly.This kid thinks he is very humorous?

"I must have entered the Room of Requirement, because you're the one I've been dreaming of," Sebastian said, grinning stupidly to himself. "Wait, I'm inspired again, let me think..."

"No," Vlad said. "Be careful of thinking about it."

Sebastian was unmoved.He leaned on the pillow, looked at Vlad more and more hazyly, and muttered in his mouth: "I am definitely under the Imperius Curse, I am willing to do anything for you."

"It sucks." Vlad folded his arms around his bare chest.

"Really? How about this—" Sebastian's dark eyes fixed on Vlad's arm, his eyes wandering back and forth. "I'll be your house-elf, and I'll do whatever you want me to do, and besides, I don't have to wear any clothes, master."

"Funny," Vlad gritted his teeth, "shit."

Sebastian's eyes wandered down Vlad's chest and stopped at his lower body wrapped in black shorts, as if he didn't hear his words. "I'd even open my chamber to your basilisk," he said, licking his lips with a rippling smile. "Is that your wand? Or, just to say you're glad to see me?"

Vlad wanted to strangle him. "Childish. You are a giant baby who is not four or six."

"You're talking crazy, man," Sebastian said. "You don't have a 'sexual interest' in real kids, do you?"

"It's called morning wood," Vlad yelled, feeling his neck burn.He stood upright, but he refused to cover up his vigorous dick—this was just a physiological reaction in the morning, and had nothing to do with the half-naked man with his beautiful body and his silly jokes.Vlad desperately imagined all kinds of disgusting things in his mind, and finally softened up.

Sebastian yawned, running his fingers through his sleep-torn hair. "Just say what you want, big fool, you haven't been hard on me anyway," he blinked, meek and naive. "Oh, no."

Vlad clenched his fists. "It was an accident yesterday, I didn't—"

"Gay," Sebastian began affectionately. "I understand, I understand. You are straighter than a steel pipe, but occasionally you will stuff an organ into my mouth." He nodded solemnly, making it hard to see whether he was mocking. "It's not your fault, it's all my fault that my mouth is so attractive and beautiful, it makes your poor little brain dizzy, and you get my gender wrong. Don't worry, it's inevitable."

Vlad sneered. "Speaking with thorns means you're panicking. Besides, your mouth isn't that pretty, it's wide and weird, like a toad."

Sebastian was furious for a moment.Vlad suppressed a laugh.

Sebastian sat up. "come over."

Vlad watched him warily. "What are you doing?"

"Come here," Sebastian said again. "Don't you dare?" He raised one eyebrow arrogantly, with a mocking look that aroused hatred.

Vlad stepped forward with a long sigh. "What's the matter?" He looked contemptuously at the snow-white skin and black hair of the person in front of him, and thought of Snow White——Snow White is mainly a man about six feet tall, and that's what he looks like.

"Kiss me kind of," Sebastian said.

Vlad tensed. "Thanks, it's free."

Sebastian smiled slightly. "What? Did my toad mouth scare you?"

Vlad couldn't remember the last time he had to work so hard not to keep someone's mouth shut.Jesus, he wanted to smack the bastard, but he didn't think touching Sebastian was... good advice.

"How?" Sebastian looked at him defiantly.

"I don't have to show you," Vlad said.

Sebastian sneered, bowed his head to the cat and said, "Hermione, I knew he was going to say that."

The stupid cat gave a "meow", as if to say "that's right".

Vlad gritted his teeth angrily.He shot suddenly, grabbed Sebastian's black hair and lifted him up.Sebastian groaned in pain, staring at him with wide eyes.His mask of self-assured, bitch fading away again, replaced by something that looks a lot like fear.

The look of fear in his eyes made Vlad pause, but he didn't let go. "Forget it," he whispered, looking Sebastian in the eye.He wanted to touch that smooth and flawless skin, leaving bruised finger marks.His free hand convulsed slightly with the longing, and he made a fist. "You don't know what you get when you piss me off," he said grumpily. "Your delicate skin and tender flesh can't bear my tossing, Snow White."

Sebastian's Adam's apple rolled. "I'm not afraid of you, don't try to bully me." He lowered his thick eyelashes. "Okay, no need to kiss me. I know you're a coward, as are all the bullies. Guys like you always choose to bully someone when they're caught off guard and feel stupid."

Vlad let out an exasperated breath. "Okay." He bent down, paused in mid-air, and stared at Sebastian's lips.They look delicate and lovely, and they are extremely soft.Fuck him, this guy must have had something on his mouth, there's no way he wasn't there.

The lips curled up sarcastically.

"Back off?" Sebastian asked.

"How old are you? Twelve? I'm not going to run away." Vlad took a deep breath, pressed his lips together, and pulled away quickly. "Satisfied? I don't feel anything at all."

Sebastian raised an eyebrow. "Is this a kiss? No wonder your girlfriend wants to cheat."

"Pediatrics," Vlad let go of Sebastian's hair and stepped back. "Stop fucking making trouble now, I won't talk to you. If you are so bad, go find your kind. They are different from me and won't think you are disgusting."

He watched Sebastian's expression darken with anger and humiliation.

"You know? I will. Get out of my room."

Vlad left, slamming the door behind his back.

He stood in the corridor for a while, trying to force himself to relax.

He found Luke watching him from the end of the corridor.he growled angrily. "What are you doing?"

Luke frowned, looking worriedly at Vlad's clenched fists and furious expression. "I still have to worry about being around the bodyguard, so should I change someone?"

"Fry it if you like it, I don't care about it!" Vlad roared and went back to the house.

He slammed the door shut again, then leaned in hard, gripping his erection.Hold.