Did you fall off your horse today?

Chapter 8 The Keyboard Man

60.

Cao Tukang deeply misses the Internet.

In the Internet age, no matter how much readers urge more memes, they are just leaving a comment, and the author can ignore it if he doesn't want to.

But it's different now, readers are yelling non-stop in front of him, and they can start a war if they disagree.

Cao Tukang was pushed onto the table, his ears were too confused to hear what he was shouting.

Then in the next second, several fans really fought.

61.

A cane grew from Cao Tukang's feet, trying to seal the mouth of the person who was speaking.

Before the person being attacked reacted, the person next to him punched out, causing a crack in the floor.

"I annoy you rotten girls the most. What kind of attack and suffering are you? It's so disgusting!"

"Damn! You stinky scum, you can't find a wife in the last days, and you still fantasize about opening a stud harem? Don't take a piss to take care of your pockmarked face!"

"You old lady, I'm going to kill you here today!"

"Hey, you soft-footed shrimp, you can't even kill a zombie, you bend over like an 80-year-old wretched old man, I'm taller than you when I sit in front of you..."

boom--

The ground suddenly sunken, and the rattan hidden under it volleyed through the air.

A pair of muscular hands grabbed the cane and tore it apart.Light blue venom splashed out from the broken vines, and the surrounding people hurriedly retreated to avoid it.

The whole scene was in chaos. Someone had lowered his body and rolled over from under the table as early as when he was scolding each other. Relying on the intuition he had learned from "playing" with zombies for many years, he left the accident center first.

62.

Keyboard warriors, please use the keyboard to quarrel!

Cao Tukang fled outside the cafeteria, seeing the smoke rising from the cafeteria, he suddenly didn't know where to go.

63.

"Hello, Xiao Cao."

Someone patted Cao Tukang on the shoulder, and he subconsciously grabbed that hand, and the backhand was an over-the-shoulder throw.

"It's me!" The proctor hurriedly froze his feet on the ground, "Hu Shuangshui."

"Ah! Sorry, sorry, conditioned reflex!" Cao Tukang hurriedly apologized.

Ever since he was slapped by a zombie colleague at the beginning of the end of the world, he has developed a conditioned reflex to throw whoever slaps him.Once, he almost threw out the cat master who climbed up on his back, but the price was that his face was scratched. His companion thought it was scratched by a zombie, so he was quarantined for three days.

64.

"Don't care about their fights. Those people are full of food and make trouble every three days. I will send them out to clean up the zombies in a while." Hu Shuangshui took out a small notebook, wrote down the names of the troublemakers one by one, and typed In curly brackets, write "Sent to the dangerous area of ​​City B to collect spiritual food".

Hu Shuangshui finished writing, put away the notebook, and returned to the topic: "You can write whatever your colleagues want, don't care what they say, it's difficult to agree."

Cao Tukang: "Okay, thank you very much."

"I came to you to tell you that the boss is not expected to come back tonight, so you can move freely today and get familiar with the environment." Hu Shuangshui pointed to the surroundings, "It is safe within the outer wall of the base. But to be on the safe side, stay out of the inner wall. Here is the map, you take it."

Cao Tukang thanked him and took the map.

Hu Shuangshui waved his hands casually, and went to deal with the smoking canteen.

The next step of his foot was an ice flower, which was so gorgeous that Cao Tukang was really envious of it.

65.

"By the way," Hu Shuangshui suddenly thought of something, turned around and said, "Shall I discuss something with you?"

Cao Tukang was flattered: "What's the matter?"

Hu Shuangshui's eyes glowed golden, rubbed his hands together and said, "When you're free, write an article about cooking zombies?"

……

Sorry, didn't hear you.

Cao Tukang turned around and left.

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