Did you fall off your horse today?

1.

Whether three years is long or not, is not short.It's long enough for an author to forget the name of his protagonist, but it's also short enough for readers to think about the update.

Cao Tukang hid under the blanket, holding Pei Kai's Kindle, reading a funny novel, laughing until his stomach hurts.

"Didn't you say that you can't remember the plot, and you want to read it again, and then continue to update?" Pei Kai threw off his quilt and glared, "You don't seem to be reading your article?"

Pei Qian went to grab the Kindle, Cao Tukang refused to let go, the tears from the laughter just now hung in the corner of his eyes: "No, it's getting to the exciting place!"

"The Ax Soldiers are coming to a wonderful place! Hurry up and write!" Pei Kai slapped Cao Tukang's ass, "Get up!"

Cao Tukang hugged the quilt pitifully, looked helplessly at the stolen Kindle, and rolled his eyes.

"Boss Pei, let me discuss something with you." Cao Tukang said with a playful smile.

Pei Kai: "There is no need to discuss."

Cao Tukang protested: "I haven't said what it is yet!"

"Hehe." Pei Kai picked him up from the bed and put him in front of the computer, "There must be no need to discuss things you need to discuss with me."

Cao Tukang rolled his eyes guiltily: ...how do you know me so well!

2.

The computer was moved directly from Cao Tukang's hometown, and Pei Kai also kindly helped him update the configuration.

After the end of the world, the development of science and technology has stagnated. The configuration that Pei Kai changed is the one that Cao Tukang once dreamed of buying, but he did not expect it to be realized in this form, and it is not for playing games, but for code words. Cao Tukang was in a complicated mood.

Pei Kai opened the coding software familiarly: "I imported all the previous texts for you, and I also caught a bug, counting all the characters that have appeared, and the plot line, which can help you recall."

What the boss wrote for him was more complete than Cao Tukang’s outline, and Cao Tukang was dumbfounded: "Boss, you are really my caring little angel, but can you do one more thing for me and finish this thing?" It's complete."

Pei Kai asked enthusiastically, "What's the matter?"

Cao Tukang: "Help me finish writing."

Pei Kai thought it was time to prepare a whip.

3.

For some authors, reading their past writings is as painful as Ling Chi.It is a pity that Cao Tukang is one of some authors.

As soon as he read the opening paragraph, he scratched his head and wished he could commit suicide by jumping off the building.

Is this rubbish written by me!How could anyone want to watch it? !

Black history, proper black history.

In particular, he didn't really like "The Ax Soldiers" very much. It was purely because he was asked by the editor to write about hot topics, so he wrote the most popular modern comprehension essay at that time.

It is about aliens invading the earth, so the cultivators hidden on the earth are dispatched to meet the aliens one after another. The protagonist father and son are inspired to take up their own ax for chopping wood and set foot on the battlefield.And this ax turned out to be the inheritance left by the immortals thousands of years ago. The protagonist father and son block people from killing people, and Buddha blocks from killing Buddha. Cool writing that even CP can have.

So from the opening of the article to the pit article, the CP quarrels in the comment area have never stopped. It can be said that half of the country is supported by CP quarrels, and the other half is by reminders.

Just like now, the window is still arguing about CP.

4.

"Boom!"

Someone knocked on the window, Cao Tukang turned his head to look, and saw Feng Zifei in mid-air, holding a white board in his hand, with a few large characters on it: Strongly request to upgrade Xiaofei to become the heroine,

Before Cao Tukang could respond, a fireball knocked Feng Zi down, and the girls downstairs pulled up a banner: "Father and son will not waver for 100 years."

A layer of ice froze the banner, and Hu Shuangshui wrote on the window with ice crystals: Kneel to beg cooking zombies.

There was a fight underneath, and Cao Tukang silently closed the curtains.

5.

Pulling the curtains can block the group of stupid fans outside, but it can't stop the one in his room.

After three days of research, Pei Kai finally discovered the trick to remind people.

Cao Tukang returned to the computer, continued to stare at the previous article in a daze, trying to recall what he had written.

"Don't you think you can't stand what you wrote?" Pei Kai sat next to him with a chair in his arms.

Cao Tukang nodded, tears filled his eyes with excitement, you finally understand me.

Pei Qian touched his cheek, and said empathetically, "It's okay, if you can't stand it, I'll read it to you."

Cao Tukang: "...?!"

After all, Pei Qian picked up his Kindle and began to read: "The air defense sirens resounded through the sky, and a huge shadow approached quietly..."

Cao Tukang slammed his head on the table, threw himself over and hugged his thigh, and wailed, "Boss, please spare me, I'll just write seriously."

"Hey, I'll give you a reward after coding." Pei Kai kissed him.

6.

Cao Tukang spent three days moaning and chattering, and finally remembered his original train of thought and choked out 4000 words.

He happily presented it to Pei Kai to ask for a reward. Pei Kai read it hungrily, praised "the baby is awesome", and hungrily picked up Cao Tukang and threw him on the bed.

Cao Tukang was rolling on the bed, curious about what rewards there would be, and then suddenly felt a chill in his lower body/body, and his pants were ripped off.

"Wait, wait, didn't you agree that teaching is fun, and there will be rewards!" Cao Tukang was shocked,

Pei Kai hugged him and licked his earlobe: "Well, I will take good care of you."

Cao Tukang struggled: "Who are you to reward whom!"

"You don't want to?" Pei Kai stopped his movements and asked in frustration.

Cao Tukang blushed: "No..."

Pei Kai smiled like an old fox, wagging his tail and pounced on his prey.

After a long time, Cao Tukang finally came to his senses: "No, then this is not a reward!"

Pei Qian kissed him dissatisfied, leaving him no time to think about these messy things.

Cao Tukang: "Oh...you bastard!"

7.

The article, which had already given up hope, suddenly resumed updating, and the G city base fell into a sea of ​​carnival.

Since his identity was revealed, Cao Tukang didn't dare to go out.The outside is full of idiotic fans who are ready to pounce at any time, and what is even more frightening are some fans who think that it is not important who the author is, but that the article must be updated.The latter does not pay attention to the method, as long as the grain can be squeezed out.

But today Cao Tukang drew a disguise for himself, put on Pei Kai's windbreaker and hood, and quietly sat outside the training ground eating melon seeds.

Not only him, but almost the whole base gathered and sat around the training ground to watch.

Hu Shuangshui and Pei Kai confronted each other in the middle of the training ground. Pei Kai was very calm, while Hu Shuangshui was furious, wishing he could kill someone.

A group of people watching the excitement cheered for Hu Shuangshui, but not many people supported Pei Kai.

8.

The origin of the matter is like this.

Because Cao Tukang didn't go out very much, Pei Kai didn't go out much these days.But this morning, when Pei Kai went to the cafeteria to get Cao Tukang's freshly baked soup dumpling, he was finally caught by Hu Shuangshui who had been holding back for a few days.

"You bastard! How dare you guard and steal yourself!" Hu Shuangshui, who has always been a good friend with Pei Kai, grabbed him and scolded him, "I didn't expect you to be this kind of person, I misjudged you!"

Pei Kai: "What did I do?"

"What did you say you did?" Hu Shuangshui said angrily, "Why did you kidnap our family's eldest son? Tell me, did you force him!"

Pei Kai didn't bother to talk to him, and just filled the lunch box with soup dumplings. The baby is still at home waiting for breakfast!

"Why can you start attacking Jiuda ahead of time? Just because you are the boss!" Clinker Hu Shuangshui refused to let go, and let out the cold air whizzing out of his body, attracting the attention of all the people nearby.

The onlookers were also irritated by Hu Shuangshui, whispered angrily, and secretly scolded the boss for being meaningless, whether they knew about it a long time ago, but they just didn't tell them.

Boss Pei's position was in jeopardy, he sighed, regretted again why he deliberately found so many rivals for himself, it was really his own fault.

"Who was the one who received him first?" Pei Kai retorted, "You were the one who gave him zero points and almost kicked him out, right?"

Hu Shuangshui blushed suddenly when the sore spot was touched.

Pei Kai said leisurely: "You were the first to read the fanfic he wrote, right? Why didn't you grasp the opportunity at the beginning?"

Hu Shuangshui was speechless, and the crowd fell silent.They all read that fan article, but only Pei Kai paid attention to it.

"I want to fight you!" Hu Shuangshui shouted angrily.

"Okay!" Pei Kai agreed.He knew early on that there would definitely be people who would have objections, and it was better to fight one by one than to fight one by one later, and he would beat the leader honestly first.

9.

The training ground was divided into three factions.

One faction supported Hu Shuangshui, stood behind him, gnashed their teeth and wanted to teach their boss a lesson, accounting for three quarters of the crowd.

The other faction supports the boss in mobilizing radicals, led by Tang Wenqi and Sun Rui, who are waving the flag for Pei Kai.

The remaining small group gathered together to eat melon seeds as if they had nothing to do with them. Cao Tukang also got in there, and by the way, they started a game of betting whether the boss would win or Hu Shuangshui would win.Several chefs came out to sell snacks, drinks, Arctic Ocean soda, and gave everyone a small bench.

A low wall of ice rises and surrounds the field.

"First explain the rules of the duel." Hu Shuangshui said, "It is forbidden to go beyond this ice wall. Those who leave the venue will be considered as losers, and those who fly out will be considered as losers!"

Pei Kai agreed.

Hu Shuangshui said again: "Although it is a duel, it is impossible to fight to the death, so the use of weapons is prohibited."

Pei Kai, who just took out his gun and was about to make a quick decision, said, "...All right."

He dropped the gun and stood empty-handed.

"Whoever wins will win!" Hu Shuangshui continued.

Pei Kai: "That's not okay, Ah Keng is not an item, he can only decide who he wants to be with."

Hu Shuangshui pondered for a while, then changed his words: "That's right, then whoever wins will be responsible for prompting changes in the future."

Pei Kai was instantly full of fighting spirit and menacing, as if Hu Shuangshui had just stolen his family's ancestral grave.

"It's better to add another one. If you lose, you can't watch the update immediately. You have to wait a week before you can watch it." Pei Qian sneered.

Hu Shuangshui did his part: "No problem!"

10.

The auditorium was boiling and the atmosphere was warm.

Cao Tukang took out a milk stick and lit it, pretended to stick incense and worship Buddha, and worshiped, stuck it on the ice wall in front of him, and placed a soup dumpling on it.

The milk stick crackled and exploded into a beautiful nourishing flower, Cao Tukang clasped his hands together.

"Please God Hu Shuangshui, I won against Pei Kai, I don't want to be called up in the middle of the night for no reason to update again!"

The author has something to say: The stupid author is not good enough. Although I feel that the plot is complete, it still makes everyone dissatisfied. I am deeply sorry.

I can only continue to work hard to improve my level and strive to write articles that satisfy readers as soon as possible.

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Thank you Su Muqiu for thinking that Lao Han is so cute, thank you ZWTELF, waiting for the boss to update every day, grapes are sweet, SAMSXY's Lei!

Love you all!