The thing about my pen fairy friend

"Don't be nervous." An old police officer poured a glass of water for the quiet Mo Xie, and said kindly, "We're just taking a record. Don't be nervous, just tell the truth."

Mo Xie nodded obediently while holding the disposable paper cup.

The old police officer looked at Mo Xie for two seconds. His decades of experience in handling cases told him that Mo Xie was indeed a poor little man who accidentally bumped into a murder case and took the initiative to call the police with a sense of responsibility and morality.

So he didn't have any doubts about Mo Xie for the time being, but he opened his notebook and prepared to record it.

Fu Shi stood not far away, folded his sleeves and watched the scene in front of him silently.

Because he followed the setting of Bixian, ordinary humans can't see him, only ascetics like Mo Xie can see him... so now his treatment is not as good as Mo Xie, at least Mo Xie has a bench to sit on. There is a glass of water to drink, but he has nothing, and he has to wait somewhere out of the way.

.. This face, why is it getting less and less?

Obviously just looking for a kitten, how come it turned into a little black room in the human world in the end?

Bixian Fushi was thinking in confusion. As for why he came to the small black room, let us push the time forward until Mo Xiexi and Fushi went out.

The task of finding cats is not particularly difficult, but it is definitely not easy to say simple.

According to the quest clues, the meow named Baitang has been lost for two days. There may be more accidents than the stars in the sky in two days. If you are lucky, Miaomiao will be fine or be temporarily adopted by some kind people. I'm also looking for the original owner of Meow Meow, if I'm unlucky...

"It would be better if I put on a cat collar, but this white sugar was thrown away by my young lady's boyfriend while she was at work. Before I could put on the collar, my young lady couldn't find her cat scumbag when she went back. He also argued that Maomao jumped out of the window and ran away, but after adjusting the monitoring, he found out that it was thrown away."

Mo Xie looked down at the task details on the phone, and sighed, "I just checked, and the 500 yuan has been added to [-] yuan. This young lady really cares about her cat."

Fu Shi tilted his head and said casually, "Will you not throw it away after you find it?"

"Oh, the scumbag has become an ex. Not only has he become an ex, but he has also been fired from the company—his boss is my sister's childhood sweetheart, the big sister who grew up in the opposite door, tsk tsk."

"That's very good."

Mo Xie heheed twice, and said casually: "In these days, no matter whether it is a man or a woman or a half-male and half-female person, when a scum rises, there is no gender distinction, it is just a scum, how do you say that? , it’s not a person of any gender who is committing suicide, it can only be said what gender the person committing death is.”

"Forget it, let's find Miaomiao first, the range is too big...it's really not easy to find."

"Maybe we can use some abnormal abilities." Fu Shi suggested.

"Although we are practicing Taoism, we can't rely too much on the power of metaphysics, my dear friend. Besides, with my ability, I can't tell from the face of this cat just by looking at a photo. Where to go to deal with what kind of disaster, it is impossible to locate the opponent with two cat hairs like in the novel."

"We need to be more scientific, not to be superstitious! Science is the last word!"

.. Let me tell you a joke. A monk and a pen fairy said that they should believe in science and not be superstitious.

But anyone with a little self-knowledge can't say this. Is it okay to respect people who are superstitious about each other?

"Why don't you ask the omnipotent dog in the neighborhood for help?" Fu Shi tilted his head slightly, and gently reminded, "Didn't you say that it is just asking for money?"

"The same sentence, we have to believe in science!"

"Speak simply."

".."

"Because I'm poor."

Mo Xie twitched the corners of his mouth, looked at Fu Shi for a while, and said, "You really don't know how expensive firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar and tea are. Do you know how dark-hearted Gou Zijun is? Buy news from him, my best friend. There will be no food for the next month... Besides, it is daytime now, Gou Zijun has gone to work, and he can't find it even if he tries to look for it."

Float: ".."

Fu Shi: "??"

A dog also at work?Are all the dogs now fighting like Xiaotian dogs?Have to go to work every day?

"They have a serious plan. After all, I have to feed a gold-throwing two-legged beast that I have never seen that only lives in Gouzijun's mouth, and an orange seat that sleeps and eats... huh? Wait. Wait, Orange seat?" Mo Xie stopped talking, his eyes lit up slightly, and he turned into a pet shop at the gate of the community, and then came out with two small cans of Royal Meow.

Float: ".."

Fu Shi: "??"

What is this doing?

"Gouzi-kun is impossible, we can ask Tachibana for help - Tachibana is easier to talk to than Gouzi-jun, two cans are enough! But the chances of doing business with Tachibana are very, very few.. Friends, let me Take a sip, and bless me to draw a lottery and trade with it!"

".."

Do young people nowadays have so many tricks?

And didn't you say to believe in science?Is it science to ask a cat for news?

Fu Shi didn't understand much, but thought it was very interesting, so he cooperatively extended his hand to Mo Xie, grabbed it and shook it vigorously twice.

Although he didn't know how much the husky charged, he understood the charge for the orange cat it raised. It wasn't a discount, it was a broken bone.

#Wrong cognition is soaring crazily#

Then Fu Shi watched helplessly as Mo Xie took him back to the community, sneakily made a deal with a fat orange cat that was summoned by Mo Xie somehow, and then just made a deal with the orange cat After getting the information about the transaction, Mo Xie received a phone call, and the indiscriminate whine of cursing almost knocked off Mo Xie's ears.

As expected of the omnipotent dog in the community, this news is really well-informed.

Mo Xie, rubbing his ears, took Fushi to the coordinates given by Juzuo, and then found a shivering, hungry, and powerless dog beside a garbage dump at the end of a dirty, uninhabited alleyway. There are still wounds on the ears, it is estimated that it is a cow cat that has never had a fight with a wild cat.

.. After confirming the suit, it is indeed the mission objective.

Mo Xie hugged the cow cat that could no longer run, and took out a cat strip from his pocket to feed it first.

It was a pleasure to complete the task, wasn't it?Fushi this person, Bixian is a good Bixian, but he has a little bit of a cleanliness—the alleys are so dirty and messy, he has never walked such a road, if he is not accompanied by Mo Xie, this kind of road It is impossible for him to set foot on it.

In a sense, Mo Xie was the first person who allowed Fu Shi to step into such a messy place.

#The first time is always memorable.JPG#

Fu Shi thought that if he found the mission target, he should leave quickly. He really couldn’t stay in this kind of place for a second, but Mo Xie sniffed after hugging the cow cat, looked at the garbage dump for a while and found After picking up a small twig and pulling it, he smiled wryly and said to Fu Shi that we may not be able to leave now-in this garbage dump, there are mosaic fragments whose names can only appear on the legal channel.

In other words.

By the time the police car rushed over, Fu Shi Jio had already been marinated by the smell of the garbage dump.

so now.

So now.

Mo Xie was invited to take notes as a reporter, so at least there is still a cup of tea to drink.

But he didn't have anything, not to mention tea, he had to find a place to sit by himself.

.. What kind of human suffering is this? When did he suffer this grievance?

So after Mo Xie finished the notes, the arc of Fu Shi's mouth had been drawn into a straight line.

Mo Xie, of course, could see the unhappiness emanating from his close friend.

So when no one was around, he immediately started masturbating along with his hair, expressing that it was just an accident while masturbating.

And as a legal and good citizen, it is unreasonable not to call the police when encountering such a situation.

Mo Xie said that his words were thin, and then he used the reward he got to cook a big meal for Fu Shi, and finally turned this matter over.

but.

"Why do you call me Juan? Xiao Mo, Momo, thank you, I can understand Xiao Xie, this Juan has nothing to do with me, right?" Mo Xie stuck out his head while peeling a rabbit apple and was addicted to TV. The self-extricating Fu Shi said.

Fu Shi said gently: "Curly curly and small curly hair, do you think small curly hair is better?"

Mo thank you: ".."

Mo Xie paused for a moment with the hand holding the knife, looked at Fu Shi for a while, then looked away and decided not to argue with Fu Shi, thinking that Ao Jiao is also divided into grades, other people’s Ao Jiao is called Ao Jiao, his best friend It's simply a proud ancestor - even calling him different from others, as if calling him the same as others is a loss of value.

.. What's the matter with the curly hair, I don't need to pay for a perm!

Mo Xie looked at Fu Shi's smooth black hair with envy and hatred, and said in his heart to comfort himself.

"Heh." Fu Shi, who was watching the TV, suddenly let out a brief laugh, as if he was amused.

Mo Xie immediately stretched his neck and realized that it was the heroine and the hero who were playing, and one said that the human race was hopeless and the three worlds could not be saved, so let’s just destroy it.

And the other one shook his head crazily and said no, we are noble gods, how can we compare with monsters and mortals...

The current TV series really blow up the Three Realms when they are unhappy, but what did the Three Realms do wrong?

"I recommend my best friend to watch Journey to the West. It's much better than these TVs that constantly blow up the Three Realms." Mo Xie poked his head out and enthusiastically recommended.

".."

Journey to the West?

Oh, Monkey King's Journey to the West, right?

Fu Shi bent the corner of his mouth, turned his head to look at Mo Xie, "You like Journey to the West very much?"

"Of course, who doesn't like the great sage—" Mo Xie nodded like a slapstick, and said excitedly: "Most of the characters in Journey to the West are very good, especially the three giants who dismantle the sky. I admire them the most, sir. Holy Father Erlang God and Third Prince, do you know how many people from the Rabbit Country have been fascinated by this combination?"

Float: ".."

To be honest, he really didn't know.

"The gods in the current TV dramas will blow up the Three Realms at every turn, but these three in the myths have suffered a lot, but in the end they always stick to the bottom line and never attack innocent people."

Mo thanked his eyes for shining, and said excitedly: "To be honest, I always thought that if these three were born in the same era and formed a team to debut, what kind of power would not be overthrown by them! If you surf the Internet more, You will find that sand sculpture netizens comment on them as the dragon-slaying squad, they can form a team that destroys the sky, the kind that destroys wherever they go!"

"After dismantling the Nantian Gate and the Lingxiao Palace, after dismantling the Lingxiao Palace, we will demolish the East China Sea Dragon Clan! All the way to the end!"

Float: ".."

Fu Shi raised his head and thought about the dismantling team's configuration, then he suggested very gently and sincerely: "It's better that you don't like them."

One is his son-in-law, with nothing left but a schemer with a bad reputation, the other is a supreme user of the small black room of the Justice Palace who is either making trouble or making rapid progress all day long, and the other is a Thinking about how to kill his father, by the way, see if there is anyone who rebels against heaven, and he wants to go up and help. The rebellious cubs are all rebellious.

To be honest, the children's eyes are really not very good.

There are so many gods and Buddhas in the sky, why did you pick these three?

Mo Xie looked at Fu Shi who was speaking, a light bulb lit up on his head instantly, he immediately nodded and followed his words: "Don't worry, my friend——"

"I just admire them. My favorite is you, my best friend. No one can surpass your status in my heart. Even the combination of the sky and the sky can't compare to your best friend. You are my light, my electricity, and my guide. The way forward—”

After all, compared to fairy tales, the teammates bound to him are the ones who can be seen and touched. Of course, Mo Xie is more partial to his teammates.

#Bow to reality.JPG#

Float: ".."

Although I know that Mo Xie is smoothing his hair, but this smoothing skill is worthy of recognition.

So ever.

"What's the task tomorrow?" Fu Shi rarely took the initiative to ask.

"Let me see... oh, look for the lost dog."

".."

"Don't worry, dear friend, it is impossible for the situation like today to happen again. It is impossible for people to be unlucky all the time!"

What Mo Xie said was resolute and resolute.

then.

the next day.

Still the familiar police station, the familiar old police officer, and the familiar disposable paper cups.

The people in the police station looked at Mo Xie in a wrong way. The corpse dismemberment case brought to them yesterday has not progressed yet. Another corpse dumping case came today?

Are you a walking case bug?

Mo thank you: ".."

Float: ".."

After finishing the notes and leaving, Mo Xie's eyes were very solemn, and he said in a deep voice: "My dear friend, believe me, this is still an accident, you must know the law of three things!"

Float: ".."

Fu Shi thought about the third task of finding the lost child, and after hesitating for two seconds, he nodded, expressing his trust, thank you.

#Believe in you again.jpg#

Then the third day.

Still the original formula, still the original taste.

People from the entire police station came out to watch Mo Xie. Every police officer had serious eyes, including the old police officer who received Mo Xie. He had already begun to doubt his professional experience. This encounter once was an accident, but twice By coincidence, this happened three times..

why you.

why is it you again.

Why are you everywhere.

Why, is there something wrong with the feng shui of our police station that attracts you, a humanoid case bug, a walking punch card machine that punches the card and presses the paw to sign in every day?

"Can you tell me what you plan to find tomorrow?" The old police officer said in a skeptical tone, "The day before yesterday and today, the three extremely cruel murders have mobilized all the criminal police forces in our province. If you find another one tomorrow, we will send elites from other provinces to help."

"Young man, what's your situation? Why are you more exciting than the Legal Channel?"

The author says:

Before meeting Mo Xie, the old police officer: I have been handling cases for so many years, what haven’t I seen?

After meeting Mo Xie, the old police officer: I really have never seen this before.

When I came back yesterday, I was so tired that I fell asleep. I am guilty and I repent. Don’t run around while eating cooked food and wearing a mask. Safety comes first in special times.

Good night, (づ￣3￣)づ╭