The thing about my pen fairy friend

".."

"Xiansheng Zhenjun, are you in such a good mood today?"

At the scene of the Santan Haihui, Ling Zhuzi, Marshal of Zhongtan, was cuecued non-stop by others, and there was already a black line on his head.

Because of a judicial god who didn't want to be named but was full of presence and had a friendly smile that was actually scary, the atmosphere that was normal in previous years has changed this year. It can be described as walking on thin ice with trepidation.

Ling Zhuzi, the ruler of the Santan Haihui, couldn't stand being annoyed by other people: Others didn't dare to ask Yang Jian what was going on, he had been holding his cup and laughing for a long time!Marshal, we are so scared woo woo!You speak, don't be silent, we are really scared woo woo!

Help, does Zhenjun think that there is something wrong with our report, and wants to push us to the stage of killing immortals!

Could it be that what we are wearing today violated his taboo, Zhenjun wants to push us to the stage of killing immortals!

Could it be that our tone of voice today does not conform to his aesthetics, Zhenjun wants to push us to the stage of decapitation!

..

All in all, no matter what the reason is, does Zhenjun want to push us to the stage of killing immortals!

#切仙台: You don’t have to cue me, don’t scare yourself#

Those who come to the Santanhaihui are usually the gods who deal with water, and the friendship with Yang Jian cannot be said to be non-existent, but basically it is zero. To be honest, there are actually not many gods and Buddhas who can have friendship with Yang Jian. However, the Great God Bead of the Santan Haihui is definitely one of the best among them - after all, he and Yang Jian have worshiped each other, and that is the stamp of heaven!

So the more everyone thought about it, the more afraid they became, and the more they thought about it, the more they felt that they were going to be pushed to the Zhanxiantai, so they frantically poked at Yang Jian. Lingzhu, who had dragged many people into the water, finally got up and came over to ask.

But on weekdays he would always call him brother, now he simply called Xiansheng Zhenjun, because he really wanted to do business, and he really wanted to lose his affection.

Don't ask him why he wants to do business, some melons are inedible, and neither is Duoxiang. Lingzhuzi, who had a family hemorrhage a while ago, still has an online IQ.

Yang Jian glanced at the spirit bead that was frantically displaying the score of Marshal Zhongtan, and smiled.

"It's nothing, now there's bad news and a..."

"I'll hear the good news first."

"And worse news."

".."

I drop a god on top.

Lingzhuzi immediately took a step back, looked at the smiling Yang Jian, and said with great vigilance: "Brother, don't scare me, I am not as good as in the past now, I always drag my family with me when I go out——Xiaoyu takes Xiaoyu with her." Sa went to Beihai to visit relatives...so, what's the bad news?"

"It's nothing, it's just that Lingling Tiantian and the others came back from leave. With Tiantian's character, maybe they will drag you (the whole world) into some strange water again."

"They came back from leave. What are they doing back? Isn't it time for class? Why, they resigned collectively? This is not bad news, is it... so what is the worse news?"

"The worse news is that I'm going to take a long trip."

"Is this also called worse news??"

"There is also a long trip, what kind of long trip do you go, you will also go long trip? Could it be that you are going to the Western Continent? What did they do to provoke you again? Is the brother-in-law following? Forget it. If you go to work, don't take it with you. He's gone, I'll let Xiao Yu and Xiao Sa go to Lingju Palace to accompany him later."

Ling Zhuzi didn't care much about Yang Jian's words that he was going to travel far away, even if he was a judicial god.

He was extremely busy when he was supposed to be busy, just like him, the marshal of Zhongtan, even if he really wanted to skip work, he just thought about it, he didn't run away even once when it was time to come to the Santan Haihui.

".."

"Don't you know?" Yang Jian looked at Ling Zhuzi with a half-smile, "Why do I have to travel far away, isn't it just to bring your brother-in-law back?"

Lingzhuzi: ".."

Lingzhu fell into deep thought.

Lingzhu thought for three seconds.

Lingzhu took a deep breath.

"If it wasn't for the place where I was going, Taotie is the master of fierce gods. He doesn't show his mountains and dews on weekdays. When he gets serious, he still has means." Yang Jian put down the teacup in his hand and said with a smile, "lose Give him once, and it will not be a loss."

Lingzhuzi: ".."

He immediately figured out what a smart person Ling Zhuzi was. Taotie had calculated Yang Jian into it.

Actually, to be honest, he used to think that such a day would come sooner or later.

Taotie is very unprincipled in front of his brother-in-law, he is a fierce master who is blind, incomparably intelligent and has run away from home.

But that was in front of my brother-in-law. The Taotie in front of Yang Jian was not an unprincipled Taotie, but a dog who had been fighting with Yang Jian for so many years, and it could almost be regarded as a stumbling block. tough opponent.

Don't think he doesn't know, every time Yang Jian crosses Taotie into the small black room of the Palace of Justice, that Taotie will let his beasts add countless heavy documents to the official affairs of the Palace of Justice, making Yang Jian even busier.

In essence, they are two people with a lot of eyes, one is fierce and the other is ruthless.

It's just that one has a mind that catches whoever counts, and the other is a walking mind that turns into a walking mind when something happens to his two cubs.

These two really hurt each other.

Can be determined not to change.

Moreover, the two of them have to pretend to be harmonious and have a good relationship in front of their brother-in-law, and it is hard for them both.

but.

Lingzhuzi smiled and stepped back, wanting to stay away from Yang Jian, "Then what, I saw the old Dragon King of the East China Sea, I'll go say hello to him..."

Not good.Not good.

Who is Second Brother Yang, he wouldn't just tell the story out of nowhere in such a simple way!He will not let brother-in-law out of Lingju Palace!Especially if he didn't know, now that he knew the news, he could still sit here so calmly and drink tea with a smile?

Don't even think about it!impossible!

Not to mention giving him face, Marshal Ben doesn't believe it! !

And Lingling Xiaotao Tiantian Xiaohua directly asked for leave and came back..

What kind of temperament is Yang Zeling? He has a strong sense of professional ethics as a teacher. He didn't ask for leave for the Chinese New Year the year before last, but now he just asks for leave and comes back?

Ha ha.

Something is wrong.Something is very wrong.

There is something weird about this thing, and there is an ominous atmosphere everywhere.

Marshal Ben has to run quickly, no matter how the fire is burned, no matter what Taotie and Yang Jian are thinking, no matter whether there is something behind this matter that he doesn't know at all, don't involve him, he is innocent Yes, he is really innocent!

Now that he has a family and dependents, he can still eat other melons, but when it comes to the fight between Yang Jian and Taotie, don't even think about it!He couldn't eat this melon in one bite, and he couldn't even smell it!

Lingzhu has realized that something is wrong and is about to run away.

But right.

"I thought I wouldn't tell you, but I didn't expect you to come and ask yourself." Yang Jian raised his eyes to look at Lingzhu, and said with a meaningful smile.

Lingzhuzi: ".."

Lingzhuzi: [hesitant to speak but stop.JPG];

Do you know what is self-casting?

Do you know what it means to wait for a rabbit?

Although I don't know why Yang Jian wants to drag him into the water to participate in a plot that is obviously going very wrong, but it is obvious that he really can hold his breath!He can hold his breath when his brother-in-law ran away from home!

Why did Marshal Ben come over and ask!

Why didn't Marshal Ben hold back!

Why did he forget that last time when his brother-in-law ran away from home, he was so calm. He knew that he had gone to the North Sea, but he insisted on going to the East China Sea in a detour, and then he was the most innocent one, but he owed a debt. A lot of favors, and afterwards, the whole heaven was in bad luck. Even Daozu didn't run away, but he made him a strong man to make up lessons every day!

..it's really outrageous.

Ling Zhuzi really hated this Santan Haihui, and really wanted to resign directly and go back to retire.

"However, we still have to take it easy and start again. Lingling and the others have already gone first, so we must give our ancestor some time to adapt." Yang Jian lowered his eyes and said with a smile.

Lingzhuzi: ".."

Lingzhuzi: "??"

Old ancestors?Which ancestor?

What are you talking about, Mo Zu left Zixiao Palace and ran away?

"Fu Shi Patriarch, last time the Patriarch ran so fast on the battlefield, didn't the Mo Patriarch say afterwards that the old house was on fire." Yang Jian looked at the Lingzhu with question marks all over his head in astonishment, and said with a smile: " Our village will soon have another person.”

"Thinking about it now, the ancestor has been parading outside for many years, and it's time to invite him back to enjoy the family happiness—of course, with his fancy Taoist companion."

Yang Jian lowered his eyes slightly, and tapped on the stone table with his fingers.

Lingzhuzi: ".."

You mean that Taotie brought his brother-in-law to Fushi Patriarch, and then Fushi Patriarch had a Taoist companion... How can this be connected together?What was Taotie thinking, why did he run to Fu Shi Patriarch? !Isn't Patriarch Fu Shi in the Small World?

Taotie took his brother-in-law out of the Lingju Palace, and directly killed someone in the three thousand small worlds? !

Lingzhu... Lingzhu doesn't want to talk anymore.

Even if he doesn't know what's going on in the plot, even if he doesn't know what happened.

But obviously, before he knew it, the strange plot had already embarked on a road full of potholes, and he simply carried a shovel on his own, making the already difficult road even more difficult.

What's the matter!

How innocent is Marshal Ben!Marshal Ben is really innocent!

Lingzhuzi took a deep breath, full of thoughts.

But in the end, he only uttered one good word, which seemed to echo what Yang Jian had never said: whatever you say is what you say, this is already the water of ink, I'll just wade in.

#Confession#

#Can't count but can't count, really can't count#

#There is a family and a job, and those who know the current affairs are Junou Caixing#

Yang Jian didn't say anything else, but looked into the distance, and signaled Ling Zhuzi to continue hosting the Santan Haihui—to do business first, and then mention other things.

".."

Based on the friendship and understanding between him and Yang Jian for so many years, if the longer he drags on, the more he can hold his breath, and even keep his Taoist companion out of his control, it can only show that the script, I am afraid that it is not only Only two words can be used to describe it.

It should be said that the script is alive, has its own ideas, and is self-evolving.

Lingzhuzi turned her head and walked back.

Still the same sentence, the more you know, the less you can get away from it, he doesn't want to know.

He doesn't want to know anything!

As long as he doesn't know, there is nothing he can't accept.

No!

There is a marshal of Zhongtan here who fell into emo, let us kick the camera jio and go straight back to the small world.

Late at night.

Tao Juze was carried to sleep by Taotie, and he still wants to be two night owls with Mo Xieie?Don't even think about it!

Fu Shi also and Mo Xie went back to the house to rest.

"Tomorrow, Tao Tao and I will make an appointment to go to the food street in the neighborhood next door—" Mo Xie said with a smile while making the bed.

Fu Shi sighed indistinctly, "Maybe you can play games at home and stop wandering around. My adopted son is under strict supervision at home, so it's better to avoid going to crowded places."

After going out for half a day, my heart will become wild. If I let it out for another two days, it will not be my heart.

That is, it is completely wild from top to bottom, from the inside to the outside.

Lao Lai Jiao Luohu and Yang Erlang would definitely put this pot on his head.

"Walking more is good for your health. It's not right for you to hold him like this. I think so here now. Even after we go home, I will keep my opinion." Mo Xie sat down on the bed and said casually.

Fu Shi: "It's not that I'm detaining him, it's just...huh?"

Fu Shi stopped talking and stared at Mo Xie. He seemed to have heard Mo Xie say "Let's go home"?

"Hmm, um, nothing good!" Mo Xie stared at Fu Shi and said with a smile, "I just realized now that you and I eat and live together, and we both sleep in the same bed. Rounding up, you are not allowed to ask me Responsible?"

"I'm actually very fond of you, my best friend. Tao Tao is right. Why don't I just make it clear that I will play a socialist brotherhood with you two here. The moonlight is beautiful today, so I will ask you if you want to have a relationship with me!"

"If you agree, then everyone is happy. If you don't agree, then I have another option—although the holy son next door looks like a golden retriever, but if you look closely, he looks good, just make do with it." .”

"I'll give you three seconds to think about it. If you don't speak, I'll take it as your default."

Float: ".."

Fu Shi: "??"

It was probably because Mo Xie's sudden speech was too forceful, and Fu Shi, who was almost omnipotent and accustomed to strong winds and waves, capsized directly.

Simply put, he was dumbfounded.

As for why.

Isn't this normal?

Do you know what the plot is like now?

It’s like Fu Shi is still working hard to boil frogs in warm water. He even adds firewood to it slowly. He only puts a piece of firewood as thin as chopsticks at a time, and then watches the little frogs swim in the pot. Swim back and forth, and slowly let the lively little frogs adapt to the water temperature.

It is a normal plot of step by step step by step.

But Mo Xie's speech is completely different.

The little frog who had been squatting in the pot looked speechless at Fu Shi's dawdling behavior every time he put a chopstick on the firewood, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, and scolded you if you were so slow, I would get wrinkled!

Then the little frog kicked over the iron pot and the firewood, and found a rope to put it out—it was very accurate on the body of Fu Shi who was still boiling the frog in warm water, and asked you if you want to go with me, or not? If I leave, I will go find other frogs.

To describe it simply, it is probably a little frog who pretended to be virtuous, reserved and dignified, finally couldn't pretend anymore, exposed his nature, and turned into a hot-tempered little frog.

The gap is simply not too big.

Fu Shi really didn't react, how could he have imagined that Mo Xie and Tao Juze would become so wild when they came back after staying on the balcony for two hours, only two hours, he drank a cup of fine tea and had a fine meal Not more than two hours.

then.

Just when Fu Shi was still thinking about this serious question for two hours.

"Three seconds is up, okay, we are in love." Mo Xie patted Fu Shi's shoulder, which was obviously stupefied, and said with a smile.

If it is always dark under the lights, it will always be dark under the lights.

But I was reminded by Frog, who has rich experience and was once boiled as a little frog, thank you. This little frog is not stupid. As long as you carefully understand the details of his relationship with Fu Shi, you will immediately notice that he is a close friend. On weekdays, he also treats him like a little frog and cooks carefully.

His best friend is really too arrogant.

Really.

There is no one of that kind.

Float: ".."

Fu Shi stopped thinking about the problem for two hours, but asked, "Do you know what love means?"

"Although I don't know how long my dear you have lived, but why do you always feel that I don't understand anything?" Mo Xie touched his chin and sighed, "Tao Tao is right, it is very easy to find an older partner." It’s troublesome, because they always feel that the person they are looking for is young and impulsive and doesn’t understand anything.”

"I'm in my 20s, not two years old. I'm fine if I don't have a puppy love. At a normal age, I want to have a normal relationship and find a normal partner. There is no problem, right?"

"I want to gnaw the fruit, but I pat the fruit and ask, would you like to let me take a bite... What is this called? Ask politely but continue to gnaw? Then what are you asking! It's hard to gnaw directly ??"

"Like now, I've jumped into your mouth. Is it difficult for you to move your mouth and chew? I'm not sour, I'm super sweet!"

".."

Seeing Mo Xie, who opened his teeth and danced his claws and said that he was super sweet, Fu Shi fell into deep thought.

How did this plot develop like this.

Didn't he skip the plot, did he skip all the plots?

Fu Shi thought calmly, if he had known Tao Tao was coming, he could have sped up the plot to such an extent that he even let the little frog jump out of the pot and tie him up with a rope, then he would have abducted Tao Juze long ago—it was Luo Hu Zha Mao Na was also able to bear it.

Taotie, actually did something good.

For example, I brought Tao Tao here.

But he still won't get him in the future, after all, this kind of death behavior is not worth advocating.

#Anyway, the only one who gets hurt is Tao Ge#

"Hey, then this title..."

Fu Shi coughed, but he still didn't directly admit that he boiled the frog in warm water, but followed Mo Xie's words.

To be honest, he doesn't dislike Mo Xie calling him dear, but he's not as shy and impatient as Luo Hu, and it takes time for him to get used to this name—at least one night's time to get used to it.

#Don't be arrogant at this time, okay?#

#Think about the words of Tao Ge, ah pen fairy big#

"The address, oh, dear? If you're not used to it, I'll call you friend, and I think it's easy to say."

Mo Xie patted the bed with a smile, Fu Shi's reaction was already very cute and he was very satisfied, especially with the air of the head of the family, he said: "Okay my dear friend, it's time for us to rest, tomorrow we have to take Tao Tao to the food street Let’s go shopping and eat—”

".."

"Ah."

This is what we use just fine.

There is quite a sense of sight of parents taking their children out shopping.

Fu Shi thought in his heart with incomparable satisfaction.

Pink bubbles have already appeared in the room here, and in the bedroom next door.

Taotie changed back to the animal form, of course not the original animal form, but an enlarged version similar to an orange cat - at this time lying on the bed that occupied three quarters of the bed, he circled Tao Juze with his fluffy tail Get up, act as a quilt, and listen to him rambling.

#Father and Son#

then.

"..You are really the one who dares to speak and the other who dares to listen."

Listening to Tao Juze's suggestion to Mo Xie, Taotie made a beast-specific sound of purring from his throat, and shook his head.

Fu Shi, whoever has Yang Erlang's three-point shamelessness, how can he dawdle without hindrance until now he hasn't cooked the little frog? Thank you, and Tao Tao, your experience...do you have any experience in falling in love? Oh, you are a little frog that was boiled successfully, okay?

The kind that has no reference value!

And you actually dare to be a love counselor for others, Xiao Mo actually dares to trust you.

The two of you are really right in your obeisance, you are indeed a family.

"There's nothing wrong with taking the initiative. Although a long-term relationship is sweet, it's hard to talk about it when Mo Zu is free." Tao Juze yawned as he sank into the furry of Taotie, " And the members of our family, they are all afraid of chaos in the world."

"Sooner or later, everyone will know about our trip. If we don't take action, the ancestors of Fu Shi may not be very happy."

"You can count on Fu Shi's ancestor to take the initiative, but I might as well count on Xiao Tao to be both civil and military."

Taotie: ".."

There's no need to mention Xiaotao alone, Xiaotao is just too clever to be obvious.

Taotie grinned, "Yes, now that Xiaotao has become both civil and military, it's unlikely that my ancestors would take the initiative to attack. You are right."

"Right, I was just thinking... thinking... Phew."

Tao Juze, who used Taotie's huge tail as a quilt, fell asleep with only half of his face exposed when he was buried in the fluff.

".."

"Thinking, family and everything will be prosperous."

Taotie looked at Tao Juze for a while, a pair of red beast eyes that should have been extremely fierce were filled with calmness, and his tail circled him even tighter, then he hummed softly in a voice that was not particularly gentle but very reassuring. Played a lullaby similar to a lullaby.

..Sure enough, Yang Erlang should be kicked out, Tao Tao Lingling Xiaohua Xiaotao is the kind of kicked out that he raised every day!

While humming a lullaby, Taotie began to dream again.

#Always be serious for a few seconds#

#食の威志#

..

A good night's dream.

The next day was fine weather.

The Mo Tao team went crazy, one couldn't remember that he had just bonded with his best friend, and the other couldn't remember how strict the Taoist couple from home was usually, plus a conniving and joining gluttonous , This configuration is absolutely perfect.

Some people asked what Fu Shi was doing, why didn't he care?

What can he do, just keep scolding Taotie.

An old man who has just established a relationship with his own children. Bah, it is impossible for a mature man who has established a relationship to be unbiased. It is necessary to have a filter. up.

In addition, he himself is not willing to take care of the children, so he feels that as long as there is no harm to the body, then as long as the children are happy, there is nothing wrong with it, and there is nothing wrong with being a blind and very bearish parent.

and so.

Fu Shi watched Mo Tao's team play like crazy. After jumping and jumping on the bed, jumping in the ring, holding the doll in the ring, eating ice cream after holding the doll, rushing to the game hall after eating ice cream, and running again after breaking through the game hall What to eat mochi fritters burritos..

Well, both of them are very lively and get along very well.

Parents (Mo Xie) have to be like this when raising their children (Tao Juze), let the children play, don't restrict him!

This is a good parent with high quality and quality.

#强言拍理の书仙大大给了突然#

Only Taotie, Fu Shi is not pleasing to the eye, no matter how you look at him, he is superfluous.

He, Juanjuan and Taotao came out with a family of three, so what to do with Taotie, isn't it superfluous.

Fu Shi thought so at first, but later, he saw a picture of a family of three going out, the child was leading a husky, and the family of four also looked very happy.

It was also the first time for Fu Shi to have a partner, so he naturally looked for references when he thought about things.

So he followed the picture he saw and thought about the configuration of his adoptive son's family: at the beginning, it was a family of three plus Xiao Tiangou.

..Oh, it turns out that this is the standard configuration.

Taotie is a ferocious beast, and ferocious beasts are also beasts, rounded up, isn't it just a husky or a roaring sky?

Float is satisfied.

Fu Shi stopped scolding Taotie.

Just get rid of the Taotie who has been scolded all the time.

Taotie: I think the way my ancestors looked at Lao Tzu is not right. I feel like I have been looked down upon, but there is no evidence.

So in this harmonious family atmosphere, the next day ended happily.

It seems like something has changed, and it seems like nothing has changed.

It’s just that Mo Xie has more confidence in talking with Fu Shi, and he can also direct Fu Shi to work—he used to do it by himself, and Fu Shi offered to help, and he seldom directed Fu Shi to do anything.

It's different now, Mo Xie even dared to ask Fu Shi to peel the fruit!

And Fu Shi did it very calmly, there was no rejection or arrogance, and he just did it.

Let the gluttonous spectators be amazed, are people who think about falling in love so blind, the ancestors have completely forgotten their own status!So he followed up in the kitchen and wanted to chat with Fu Shi, but he was kicked out by Fu Shi within a minute.

Fu Shi said that for the sake of your status as a family pet, this deity doesn't care about you.

Taotie: ".."

Taotie: "??"

Why did Lao Tzu become a family pet?

#Perplexed questions have increased#

After Taotie curled his tail around Tao Juze to coax him to sleep, he was still thinking about this question before he fell asleep, and finally came to the conclusion that the old ancestor was narrow-minded, and he must be jealous that he is a clever and thorough scripted Taotie !

.. To be honest, you are quite good at drawing this conclusion, Brother Tao.

The night was getting darker.

The bright moon, the vast galaxy.

cloud?In the middle of the sky, there were four figures standing.

"Hee hee hee--"

"Tian Tian, ​​can you stop laughing like that? You are too unfriendly to the sheep's heart at night."

"Don't you guys think the air in this small world is very good! Master Tiantian really - I like this small world so much -"

"Tiantian, I hope you remember that you haven't finished your review yet, don't cause trouble for me, what are you doing?"

"Sleeping - [-] percent will disturb his sleep in the past now—"

".."

"Okay, let's find a place to stay and go there tomorrow morning."

"it is good."

It seems that there are strange visitors coming from afar, but it's not a big problem, it's late at night, let's talk about it tomorrow——

The author says:

Originally wanted to dismantle the chapter.. Forget it, let it out!

Today is a hardworking dog!

Good night-(づ￣3￣)づ╭? ——