The thing about my pen fairy friend

"By the way, I didn't say, old ancestor, you said you didn't have any ideas last time when I came here, but this time I came, good guy..."

"By the way, I didn't say, old ancestor, last time I came here you said you had no idea, but this time I came, good guy, you even touched your face."

Taotie was still patting his thigh, and said excitedly, "What is this called, what is this called, this is called face slap! This is what young people often say is really fragrant!"

"To keep up with the fashion, to keep up with the trend, like me, be a... Be a good person who is positive, loves life and has common hobbies with young people!"

"How was Tao Tao cheated back then? It's not like you don't know Yang Erlang, he is cruel, but he really has nothing to say to my Tao Tao. Sometimes he is more careful than Lao Tzu, that's called Boil the frog in warm water, and then call it out to cheat other people's little frog."

"My ancestor didn't say you, you are the same as Yang Erlang now, you have to find a good self-positioning!"

"You are going to lie to the little frog, not the little frog to lie to you, don't be so arrogant, let go of your body when you should put it down, what's the use of having face, if Yang Erlang wanted face back then, I would never let him Did you trick Tao Tao away?"

"Of course, Xiaotao that our family Lingling is looking for is a special case. After all, Xiaotao is not very obvious. Lingling, a little frog, went out with a rope and got him back. You can't lower your level to the next level. Is he only on the same level as Xiaotao, who is both civil and military? No way, no way, if this is the case, the ancestors of the family must laugh for tens of thousands of years without stopping."

Float: ".."

Fu Shi continued to stare at Taotie.

What a gluttonous glutton, it really has an extra mouth.

To tell a joke, Taotie, the lord of the fierce god, said that he is a good Taotie who loves life and is positive.

This is really the funniest joke I have ever heard. It is much more ridiculous than the upright Lingzhu who said that he is loyal to Heaven.

"However, it still varies from person to person. I saw that Xiao Mo is really sincere to you, the old ancestor. Today, he is outside, and he will never leave you in three words. It is really all praise for you."

Taotie clasped his arms, nodded his head in deep thought and said, "Xiao Mo, a little frog, is not too smart. He just jumped into the bowl like that... Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai."

Float: ".."

The arc of Fu Shi's mouth was lifted a lot.

Taotie can speak human words occasionally, for example, Xiaopeng Juanjuan is really sincere to the deity.

#Selective deafness#

"But how much did you say about the family affairs, did you tell about your origin?"

Taotie had already slid up to Fu Shi's side carelessly, leaned over and said in a low voice, "Dating with a concealed identity is not a good thing, old ancestor, you know, the charm of dog-blood dramas lies in the lack of communication and then ten Do something that can be solved with a word, and go straight to a million words, and the reader will be so angry that you can't wait to change the object directly, old ancestor!"

"It's time to eat, drink, and talk about it. It's understandable if you didn't say it because you didn't know it well at the beginning, but if you're on the right track, you still hide it. Really, even if it's not a crematorium afterwards, it's definitely a crematorium." It will break the washboard on its knees."

"If Xiao Mo's thinking is a bit extreme, he may even think, oh, you don't want to tell me about your background, is it because you are afraid that I will pester you, or do you not trust me... Good guy, this plot is straight to me. Huh wonderful!"

Float: ".."

Fu Shi: "Juanjuan is not the kind of person you said."

He knows his little friends very well, and his mentality is very correct, not as extreme as Tao Tie said.

"Tsk tsk tsk, that's what people in love say, and they all think they know each other very well, but the car overturns one by one, and some even lose their car—" Tao Tie shrugged his shoulders, "Okay, take ten thousand steps back Said, Xiao Mo is normal, and I would like to forgive you for not letting you go to the crematorium... Old ancestor, do you still remember the old ancestor at home?"

"Have you forgotten who is in control? As long as you can watch you stumble, you can do anything."

"I am thinking that Xiao Mo is a cultivator, so he will definitely deal with the ancestors of the family, but whenever the ancestors of the family move a little bit, their minds are a little bit active.

Old Ancestor, although your little frog may not slip away from the bowl, it will definitely lift the bowl and put it on your head! "

Float.. Float lost in thought.

This is indeed the case, Luo Hu is sick all the time, but he must be a part of anything that can cause him trouble.

Although Taotie's words are crude, the truth is there.

"You ran too fast on the battlefield before, based on what I know about the ancestor of the family, I'm afraid he has already set his sights on you." Taotie said with emotion, "It means that the house was so busy a while ago that there was no time. You should be free now, and you are probably on his fault list."

Float: ".."

Fu Shi: [I want to kill this glutton.JPG];

Taotie, where on earth do you come to talk so much, and every word and every word can make the deity want to fork you on the fire and smear it with barbecue sauce?

Fu Shi calmly said: "If you didn't run around with Tao Tao, I'm afraid I can last for a while."

If you hadn't brought Tao Tao out of the Lingju Palace and out of the big world, I'm afraid I'd still be able to live a happy life for a long time.

Taotie, look at what evil you have done.

".."

Taotie raised his head uprightly, expressing that this has nothing to do with Lao Tzu, ancestor, you really can't find anyone who can take the blame, so you put the blame on him?

I am not convinced, I am not convinced!

#饭のJustified#

"Listen to my advice, old ancestor, the so-called sharp knife cuts the mess!"

"Both you and Xiao Mo have reached the stage of touching your face. What does this mean? It means that you have dunked the little frog into the bowl! It's the kind of buckle where two bowls are clacked together!"

"The right time, place and people are in harmony with each other, the destiny is yours! This is it! Before the Demon Ancestor can make a move, you should do it when it is time to do it!"

Taotie slapped his thigh violently, and continued to be extremely sincere (it’s not a big deal to watch the excitement), and said: "There is no one who sees it more clearly than I. Now is the best time to confess. After the confession is over, I will feel at ease. You're not tired of pretending, but I'm actually tired of pretending!"

"Hello, we are good, we are good, you are better, this is a virtuous circle, old ancestor! If you pretend to be fake one day, you will be finished!"

Float: ".."

If the stuffing is exposed, the deity will chop you into gluttonous stuffing and make dumplings as soon as possible.

Fu Shi said lightly, "You said you could see clearly?"

"Of course, who is I? I am the best emotional counselor in the whole village, and the best assist for Te Niang!"

"The best consultant who hasn't even bitten an eggshell yet? The best assist who has been thinking about licking eggshells in his dreams?"

".."

"This is a question of objectivity and not my subjective disapproval! Why did you return the ginseng rooster?!"

"Otherwise? As long as you still assist, you yourself are still a guy who hasn't even seen the shadow of a frog."

"That's why no one is worthy of me! I am proud and I am proud. You are powerful and noble, so you can carry it. When the family members realize it later, hehe, I just look at you and have a headache."

"If Yang Erlang now knows that you have kidnapped his Taoist companion, do you think you can still be proud here?"

"Old ancestor, you have changed. You were not like this before. I am weak and helpless. How can you treat me like this?"

"Ah."

Fu Shi and Tao Tie here are talking to each other, while on the other side of the balcony, Mo Xie and Tao Juze have already whispered to Fu Shi.

Of course, compared to the conflict between Fu Shi and Tao Tie, the atmosphere here is simply not too harmonious.

And before whispering, Tao Juze turned his head to look at Fu Shi and Tao Tie who were scratching something in the room, stretched out his hand and slammed the glass door of the balcony shut.

And he posted a talisman on it without hesitation—a kind of talisman given to him by the sage of the Qing Dynasty (the Lord of Tongtian), which is specially used to isolate others from eavesdropping. No. 1 in Tianzun's minefield, there are not too many strange symbols that he figured out by himself.

#Tongtianjiaozhu: Hidden merit and fame#

"Ah, why did you put a talisman on it?"

"Let's whisper something back to them? Brother Tie is super gossip, we don't take him to play."

Tao Juze changed the subject with a smile, "The old ancestor looks tall and tall, but he is actually very arrogant, and it is difficult for ordinary people to follow his fluff... He really likes you, thank you, otherwise don't say you are good." It's crazy, even Mao Mao won't show you a glance."

It's a very normal passage, Mo Xie doesn't know why his face suddenly turned red, and he said a little embarrassedly: "Tsundere is true, but my best friend is actually very good, and usually helps me with housework, yes, he is still with me. I cook together, even though I'm a kitchen shark."

Sure enough, fate has arrived, and I can let go of any figure.

Seeing Mo Xie suddenly shy and embarrassed, Tao Juze thought with a smile, who is Fu Shi, he is an existence that even the big boss of Tiandao would shy away from.

Tiandaohui and Mo Zu Luohu are fighting for three and four, but Fu Shi can be avoided as long as he can. Hearing what Mo Zu said, don't look at Fu Shi's self-cultivation and self-cultivation. The appearance of a veteran cadre, in fact, his methods are both vicious and ruthless, and he was also a figure who occupied one side in the primordial period and was known to everyone.

It's just a pity that he made too much promise and bound himself into the indifferent appearance he is now.

Tao Juze asked Luo Hu, is this not good now? If you cultivate your morality, everything will be peaceful.

"The era after Agu opened the sky is called the prehistoric era, and the era before he proved the Tao with his own body is called the Hongmeng."

"Both Fushi and I came from Hongmeng."

"All dharmas and all ways were sprouted and born in the primordial world, and they were incomparably brilliant, but now, only me and him are left."

"They're hiding from me, they don't take me with them, and they still want to release their promises to them... They're all hiding from me, they're all hiding from me, they're really too ruthless, how can they be so ruthless."

Demon Ancestor was usually an old ancestor who turned his face when he said it, and was extremely moody, but when he mentioned Hongmeng at that time, he spoke in a very nostalgic tone, and there was a little bit of sadness on his face. Interestingly, there seemed to be an unknown vibrato in the voice.

It seems to be remembering the past, and it seems to be mourning for myself and Fu Shi.

Tao Juze didn't quite understand what he heard at the time, but he didn't continue to ask further questions, because Mozu quickly put away his gaffe, and then called Fushi Patriarch over, and showed his love to Daozu in front of him. On that day, the Zixiao Palace directly collapsed in half because of the provocation of the Demon Ancestor, the silence of the Dao Ancestor, and the calmness of the Ancestor.

Don't ask why it collapsed, you all understand.

Pull away, pull back.

Therefore, the ancestor Fu Shi with such an identity did not reach out to help the soy sauce bottle on weekdays, he probably didn't even know what a soy sauce bottle was.

And the ancestor Fu Shi, a retired veteran cadre who is so arrogant, used to flick his sleeves on the battlefield as an excuse to run faster than anyone else. This is actually a gaffe-at least for many people For the face-saving ancestors, this counts.

..I didn't expect the old ancestors to have an old house on fire one day!

It's still such a tender grass, the ancestors really are the ancestors, otherwise they wouldn't stretch out their hands, and when they stretched out their hands, they were so discerning!

Thinking of this, Tao Juze laughed twice, and the two brothers seemed to pat Mo Xiexie on the shoulder, "Thank you, what do you think of our ancestors?"

Mo thank you: ".."

Mo Xie was stunned for a moment, then said hesitantly, "Just...it's pretty good, very good."

"No, no, don't you think that our ancestors look very much like the love relationship that you lost for more than 20 years and managed to get back by yourself with a particularly bad sense of direction?"

".."

"Cough, this question..."

"This question cannot be avoided, thank you, do you know that our ancestor has a special market, and the ancestor of the family is planning to hold a blind date banquet for him, so many handsome men and beauties are likely to come just because I know it! "

Tao Juze opened his ten little paws, and said very solemnly: "At first glance, there is a sea of ​​people, but when you look closely, it looks like a sea of ​​people!"

Actually not.

Although there are many people who want to be able to enter Fushi's blue eyes, but they are just thinking about it.

Because of rounding, if the object of floating release is replaced at an equivalent value, it will be equivalent to the Taoist ancestor bound to the demon ancestor. What kind of dream must be made to be able to sit on an equal footing with the Taoist ancestor?

But that's what I want to post backwards. It's absolutely fine to release the object of this old house on fire like thank you!

But Mo Xie doesn't know.

Tao Jize's sudden seriousness shocked him, and he didn't think there was anything wrong with Tao Jize's words.

Because in his eyes, there is more than a market for Fushi, and even the holy sons of foreign churches have bowed under his robes.

So Mo thanked Tao Juze for saying this, and suddenly felt a sense of crisis of a million points.

There are so many people!

My best friend is too hot!

"But I... well, love or something, my best friend doesn't like me, right?"

Mo Xie sighed deeply, "Although I don't know the specific origin of my best friend, but I'm not blind, with his demeanor and his natural appearance, he must come from some big family—Brother Tie and you are Irrefutable evidence, especially Brother Tie, can raise a character like Brother Tie who has not been beaten to death, can ordinary people do it?"

Tao Juze: ".."

Oh wow.

Brother Taotao, how did you become the biggest stumbling block on the way for your ancestors to find a mate?

"Why don't you like it, thank you duck, what you said, I really want to find a piece of tofu."

Tao Juze grabbed Mo Xie's shoulders, and said very seriously: "Listen to me, if he doesn't like you, he won't stay by your side at all. People who don't know our family can't know? Our ancestors never Don't stay in a place other than your own cave for more than seven days!"

"It's impossible even if the ancestor of the family speaks. The ancestor of Fu Shi looked at the general sense of impermanence, but in fact he is self-willed, and no one can control him if he does whatever he wants!"

Mo thank you: ".."

Mo Xie was dubious: "Really?"

"We are half brothers, can I lie to you?"

Tao Juze nodded vigorously, clasped his hands together and said sincerely: "My own people never harm my own people, why did I leave home...cough, why did I come here in such a hurry, it's not because I know the old ancestor's temper, he is too arrogant, Sometimes you just don’t express yourself at all!”

"I'm afraid that you despise him—"

Mo thank you: ".."

Mo Xie: [Dignified little eyes.JPG];

I don't know why, but your words are very very very familiar. Have I heard them somewhere?

#呵呵，Didn't you hear it, you said it#

#It’s not a family that doesn’t enter a house#

The author says:

Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Good night (づ￣3￣)づ╭——